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This doesn’t explain why all the ghosts people see seem to be from the Victorian era, someone must have died in a dildo costume somewhere at some point
and don’t even get me started on the lack of ghost cavepeople
You'd think the kind of person that has a dildo costume would also have an exhibitionist thing.
Or, at least, that combination should have happened once or twice by now.
This would be a funny episode of ghosts. She visits a sex shop that was robbed 30 years ago and the attended was murdered in his promotional outfit. She then has a funny conversation that makes Jay very uncomfortable.
I remember the paintings of angels in my church growing up. We will all wear flowing sheets, and are all transformed to sexless blonde, blue eyed, White North West Europeans who sign church music without any meal breaks forever!
This is why I cannot get on board the "ghosts are real" train. Why are they always old timey ghosts that people see? People still die in horribly violent ways so why have none of their ghosts been sighted wearing their Hammer pants, or their massive jorts, or a chevron print peplum dress with a statement necklace, or absolutely nothing because they died in the nude? It is always some mournful long haired woman in a long white night gown or a sickly looking Victorian era child in a small grey suit with a bow tie.
Ghosts only stay in earth when they have unresolved issues or died tragically
I think if u were wearing a dildo costume you didn’t have any of those, so ur goin to heaven or whatever peaceful afterdesth place u believe in
What if OP died on Halloween night while wearing a dildo costume, but it was out of no-where leading to OP having unresolved issues or died tragically?
But also ghosts can stay on earth even with out those requirements, passing on is sort of a "conscious decision" meaning you can leave when you want/are ready to leave.
There's a lot of experiences where people's loved ones, who despite dying naturally and coming to terms with it have stuck around purely because they wanted to still be with there family members, and watch over them.
Ghosts "born" from situations that you described, tend to be the "angry poltergeist" type where they actively cause disturbances to try and get attention whereas ghosts not "born" of tragedy/regretful lives often end up just being the quiet "ohp you see me every so often" or you feel their presence and comforting activity.
I don't think anyone would be terrified just be like... "What... Was that a..?" *Bursts into laughter*
Imagine in the future, someone coming across an abandoned house still covered in Halloween decorations and they start appearing, only for a door to slam and then swing back open and a shadow figure in the shape of a dildo is standing there before vanishing
“They” are wrong. Primarily because ghosts don’t exist. They’ve never proved the existence of a single ghost. All you have are unreliable anecdotes, deliberate fakes and ghost hunters who insist that orbs in digital camera photos and radio interference are proof. Some people say that out of body experiences and near death experiences prove that we have souls, but they both seem to be a product of the brain under stress and can be produced by stimulating certain regions of the brain. But I wish the dildo thing was true.
You can prove that something exists but it's impossible to prove something doesn't exist, so ghosts could be real, and if they aren't we'd have no way to prove that they don't exist.
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You answered your own question. Eternal dildo it is. Sorry, man.
This doesn’t explain why all the ghosts people see seem to be from the Victorian era, someone must have died in a dildo costume somewhere at some point and don’t even get me started on the lack of ghost cavepeople
Well. The ghost with embarrassing outfits try to stay hidden out of sheer embarrassment
You'd think the kind of person that has a dildo costume would also have an exhibitionist thing. Or, at least, that combination should have happened once or twice by now.
What is a gound? A gown? I've actually heard that ghosts appear how you remember them. So yes, my dad is wearing a dildo costume.
I want to know that story
Such a happy memory.
I’d love for someone to call the police cause they’re haunted by a giant dildo and then have to give a description
They'll see a DILGHO
Clothing has an afterlife?
If ghosts are real then they would all be naked….
Sure. Look at the pics of what you wore to prom as a teenager. It will haunt you.
MC Hammer pants. Everybody gets MC Hammer balloon pants. Because ghosts are intangible, meaning…….you can’t touch this.
This would be a funny episode of ghosts. She visits a sex shop that was robbed 30 years ago and the attended was murdered in his promotional outfit. She then has a funny conversation that makes Jay very uncomfortable.
Problem solved.
It would be great to see that show up on some Ghost hunting show.
I for one would love to be haunted by a giant dildo.
I guess you have to ask whoever 'they' are.
Most people pass away wearing a hospital gown. So there’s likely a lot of exposed tushies in heaven.
Funny enough have you ever seen a ghost in 80s hip hop gear? Or a ghost pimp?
in that case i shall wear ........ comments go crazy
You’d have to find inventive ways to scare people
I hope I don't die in my sleep. I am a nude sleeper with a machete.
You will be eternally popular in the afterlife
Tell me you don't actually believe this.
U answered your own question.
Lucky I'm more of a reincarnation guy, the costume would be temporary.
I don't think people pass away in old formal clothes. That's just what they are burried in.
What, this is new to you? Haven’t seen “The Shining”?
Have you ever seen Little Nicky?
As you usually do
I remember the paintings of angels in my church growing up. We will all wear flowing sheets, and are all transformed to sexless blonde, blue eyed, White North West Europeans who sign church music without any meal breaks forever!
This is why I cannot get on board the "ghosts are real" train. Why are they always old timey ghosts that people see? People still die in horribly violent ways so why have none of their ghosts been sighted wearing their Hammer pants, or their massive jorts, or a chevron print peplum dress with a statement necklace, or absolutely nothing because they died in the nude? It is always some mournful long haired woman in a long white night gown or a sickly looking Victorian era child in a small grey suit with a bow tie.
Do I smell another Swayze movie reboot?
Well it could also be what your buried in
A dick forever
Fuck around and find out. The ghostly dildo of consequences
Every ghost I have ever seen was a dildo, I thought that's how they wewe made.
im dead and i change my clothes frequently - it's so hot ... cause i'm in hellllllllll "flagpole sitta"
Yes
A lot of girls would want your haunting then.
Ghosts only stay in earth when they have unresolved issues or died tragically I think if u were wearing a dildo costume you didn’t have any of those, so ur goin to heaven or whatever peaceful afterdesth place u believe in
What if OP died on Halloween night while wearing a dildo costume, but it was out of no-where leading to OP having unresolved issues or died tragically? But also ghosts can stay on earth even with out those requirements, passing on is sort of a "conscious decision" meaning you can leave when you want/are ready to leave. There's a lot of experiences where people's loved ones, who despite dying naturally and coming to terms with it have stuck around purely because they wanted to still be with there family members, and watch over them. Ghosts "born" from situations that you described, tend to be the "angry poltergeist" type where they actively cause disturbances to try and get attention whereas ghosts not "born" of tragedy/regretful lives often end up just being the quiet "ohp you see me every so often" or you feel their presence and comforting activity.
Mmm you’re right! Then in it would be funny asf to be on the street and see a dildo man only to it dissapear as quietly as it appeared JSJDJD
I don't think anyone would be terrified just be like... "What... Was that a..?" *Bursts into laughter* Imagine in the future, someone coming across an abandoned house still covered in Halloween decorations and they start appearing, only for a door to slam and then swing back open and a shadow figure in the shape of a dildo is standing there before vanishing
HAHAHAH I would die laughing too. Or maybe think I am crazy hallucinating big dildos
Guess you’d be Casper the hilarious giant dildo.
That's gotta be the dumbest question I've seen today. Congratulations.
Who's They?
They?
Oh no, I'm going to be a mankini ghost. The most terrifying of all ghosts.
Who says that? I’ve literally never heard it. Did you just make that shit up?
All of the other ghosts used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Dildo join in any ghosty-games
And that is the origin story of our new hero: **Dildo-Ghost-Man**!
I was thinking this would make a good movie plot…but on second thought it’s more of an SNL sketch
Then you were probably living a fun and happy life and have no need to haunt and stick around
Bachelorette Ghost Tours
You get banned for inappropriate content.
My guess is that would be awkward
Like that’s an “if”.
Don't worry. There is no afterlife. You're all good my man.
https://youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo?si=iDx0TXfb8pAH0pdX
“They” are wrong. Primarily because ghosts don’t exist. They’ve never proved the existence of a single ghost. All you have are unreliable anecdotes, deliberate fakes and ghost hunters who insist that orbs in digital camera photos and radio interference are proof. Some people say that out of body experiences and near death experiences prove that we have souls, but they both seem to be a product of the brain under stress and can be produced by stimulating certain regions of the brain. But I wish the dildo thing was true.
You can prove that something exists but it's impossible to prove something doesn't exist, so ghosts could be real, and if they aren't we'd have no way to prove that they don't exist.