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Larrysnothere_today

Yes. Now all you need is a cool Superhero name.


Weak_Associate_993

I'll be magnet man


Larrysnothere_today

Do you have any proof of your powers?


Weak_Associate_993

Random.metal sticks together when I touch it


Gig-a-bit

Nah, that’s just leftover peanut butter!


spacex-predator

You need to clean up better after rubbing one out all over the place


Icy-Cardiologist-958

You either need to do a better job washing your dishes, or go see a doctor.