Oh well friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Oh well friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But you know I don’t feel to bad about it. After all, if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say life, life goes on. W- well, for everyone else, life goes on not for you, you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. That reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said “Orville, I-I have a story” And he said to me “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once, wasn’t pretty, we talked about it for years. And not only that, you’ll likely end up believe something you shouldn’t believe or thinking something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assuming something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? Sometimes I said a story is just a story, so just be quiet for one second here life and eat your sandwich, okay? Of course, it was only then I realized i made sandwiches and poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? Actually, I suppose that’s the problem, they don’t have hands at all, they’re all feet. I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby, I said to him “Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I’m unsure elephants enjoy rye bread, but, I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. or rather they sold it at a discount for people who wanting to feed the ducks and then probably at the end of the day they threw it all out. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread, of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and they all die, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know I never saw any ducks die myself but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread. And if you want my opinion on the matter if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature, they don’t grow on trees or spring up from bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
I think you have the wrong game there, my guy. But I kinda want this to get top comment now.
best flair of all time right here\^
Not reading all that, happy for you though!
Fuck you.
i aint readin allat
Optimistic
Opposing force!!! Ralsei Shepard!!!!
Hunt down the ralsei
Nah, HUNT DOWN THE KNIGHT!
Delta-Rune (Noelle) Delta-Rune: Opposing Force (Ralsei) Delta-Rune: Blue Shift (Kris)
Hunt Down the Topcake (Susie)
Entropy Zero. (Burghley)
You could say he's a sheep shepherd
OH MY GOD HES PERFECT
owo
OWO
No-wo
yes-wo
No >:(
Whyy
Yes
Yes :3
oppenheimer in theaters july 21st
Wait what happened with n
i think it's racism
See for yourself, it's on my profile.
I can’t see anything weird in the comments that would cause the mods to lock
I dunno, you'd have to ask them.
I saw a [deleted], a [removed] and a [removed by Reddit]
Those still had the usernames they were fake
Yeah, they were making the joke that they were saying it.
Damn 😟😟
My guess is people were commenting *that* *word that starts with the letter N*.
There’s lots of words that start with the letter N
prob the n word? idk
On his way to hug you (if you want) :)
Onion
#OREO
Overall:Cute
Oh god why do you keep dying first
Open-hearted ♥️
I'm genuinely not surprised that no one could behave
Oh so cute
Ouchie
OwO
OwO
OwO
ok
OwO
Openly gay
Oblong
Omnipotent? there is no way to prove yet that Ralsei is not a god, or will become a god
omegle
One and only
Occipital Lobe
Oodles
oranges
wait till we get to S
[удалено]
NO
Ok What did people do with an O
Osteoporosis
O
I do not understand why B isn't blunt or F isn't fat blunt. Oh well. OH MY GOSH, SUSIE
Well, doobie is up there if it helps.
Oh
Optimistic.
Optimism
Oppenheimer
optimism
o is for ohmygodheissocute
Ottomottopea
Oracle
Oooo.
Opium
open to the idea of commiting arson
OWO
oalsei
Ouststandingly Perfect