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Every Rottweiler I have met at the grooming salon or around in general has been a big love bug. It's funny that they are always used to represent vicious guard dogs in cartoons and stuff when they are actually just big babies. I love them.
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I don't think he's a dog owner because he didn't cover his face, twig and berries. Whenever my dogs jump up and over the bed they never fail to step on me.
He deserved it for getting the dog out of the pool in the first place!
I solved this by getting a two-person floaty, and my 120lb GSD lays on the other side.
I had a doberman that used to love being carried around in the pool. So I would use pool noodles (the nice ones from the 90's) and slip them under his paws, legs, belly, etc., until he was floating around on his own without my help. He floated around for a good 5 minutes before realizing I wasn't holding him anymore and undid all the hard work I had done. I miss that dog. 🥲
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And his name was John Cena !
Where? I can't see him! : )
Yeah this dude seems drunk if he can’t balance himself in the pool
🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
That would have been a more fitting theme song tbh.
So glad my rottie hates water.
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I think you mean the Rottweiler Smackdown!
♬The beautiful canine, the beautiful canine~♬
He just wants to sit in your lap
They seem to think they are Yorkie size 😄
They are. They’re the same size as a 70 pound Yorkie
70 would be quite the runt lol my girl is 85, my boy is 120
Wow that’s a big Yorkie
I’m always amazed at how dogs have no clue how big they are, but can always tell when something (like a puppy) is smaller than them.
It was perfect aim, just failed to account for momentum haha.
Every Rottweiler I have met at the grooming salon or around in general has been a big love bug. It's funny that they are always used to represent vicious guard dogs in cartoons and stuff when they are actually just big babies. I love them.
Lol he was not ready
Doge: "*GET REKT!*"
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I like the way he was bracing himself for the pain:)
And he still wasn't prepared lol
Who would be
I don't think he's a dog owner because he didn't cover his face, twig and berries. Whenever my dogs jump up and over the bed they never fail to step on me.
Right on, that’s mandatory items there;)
r/Dogberg from the top rope
Ooh! Scratchy toe nails! My baby used to jump on me like that! I loved him.
Those scrapes are worth it for such a moment with your big doofus dog.
This made me laugh so effing hard. Thank you for sharing! the music is unnecessary though
This music trend is awful
He deserved it for getting the dog out of the pool in the first place! I solved this by getting a two-person floaty, and my 120lb GSD lays on the other side.
I had a doberman that used to love being carried around in the pool. So I would use pool noodles (the nice ones from the 90's) and slip them under his paws, legs, belly, etc., until he was floating around on his own without my help. He floated around for a good 5 minutes before realizing I wasn't holding him anymore and undid all the hard work I had done. I miss that dog. 🥲
We aren’t mentioning the confederate flag floating device?
Because I didn’t see it until this comment…
Based doggo bashed the fash
Because they're only normally seen in above ground pools.
I also didn't notice it. Now I'm glad this guy's dog smashed him. I mean I was glad before because it was funny, but now I'm even gladder.
Looking for this one 😂
Didn’t notice until this post, puppers not condone
I'm trying, but I don't see it. If it is, it's been cropped down about half the size. The full size is mostly red.
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Maybe it's an old Mississippi flag? Jk the dog did good.
Awesome!
😂😂
The fear in their eyes before getting jumped is priceless
How can you see his eyes with these pixels?
U can still see his eyes widen and his eye brows shoot up aha
Five Star Dog Splash
Courtesy of Rott Van Dam
I would like to see footage of this rottweiler meditating while doing a split.
I like how the dog stops at the camera and looks like he’s saying “haha watch this”
🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣 what huge happy pupperton
I want it please!
Rottweilers hate racist pool floats
Oh man what a sweet confederate flag pool float! /s
😂 well that was fun! Epic smackdown!
*”Off the top rope!”*
My dads Rottie does that if you sit in my Dad's recliner.
Looks like the dude might be naked too. Bad times
r/hitmanimals
Could go without the stupid music addition.
😝
Adding music does not make these videos any better
Smash Mouth ruins everything
Only one commenter has pointed out the confederate flag floaty…
Just kicks off him with it's back legs when it hits lol
Awesome!! Man's best friend 🐕
He knew exactly what he was doing
Thats a doggy flop
*I see you've studied your cannonballs well*
B b b bodyslaaam!
😂🤣😂
Love Rottweilers, nice looking pup
/r/dogberg
Daddy!!!!!
Awesome dive from the pupster ❤️
Awwww so cute
Randy “Rampage” The Rottweiler
The dog was like: *brrrrrrrrrr* *jumps*
lol, I love you dad, flop!
Grace
That man has a family, my god!!
Miss my rottie, goof ball dogs with a bad rep nowhere near pittbull rep but a lot of people think rotties are scary
😂🤣😂🤣 what a great beast!
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LOL, our pets do things we don't expect.
Awww
What? Doggo is playing the pool game and it looks like he playing it well and winning
The wrestling sound would have been better
What a good boy
OUUFFFFFF!
That was amazing and hilarious.
I’m sorry but that’s hysterical, better get a float with a motor to make a fast getaway!
love it
Well you’re sitting in his seat? 🧐
Perfect hit!
My fav dogs are ones that don’t know they’re huge
I don’t think there’s a way you could look manly while doing that:)
Priceless!
Skinny rottie our girl was 110 pounds.
Every fight scene in “The Old Man”
Why does no one ever time it right!!!!! Aghhhh
There’s the FROG SPLASH!! or Dog
I have depression. This is good.
This video made my day!
LOL!!!
It's 5:55 am and after seeing this, am genuinely smiling, Thanks for the dopamine!! I really needed it =)
With the rebel flag float, he's a traitor. Should've drowned.