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You live for the mess, the chaos. You want every episode to be AN episode!


I adore the hot mess toxic wacky ones too!

Omg I'm feeling sorry for you already 🤣 candy cane .. the others I can overlook but candy cane

U like the fights and think the personal storylines are boring-ish, very relatable

I like Kelly Dodd. Can’t help myself. Plus, she dresses impeccably.

tough

Ohhh so you’re toxic 😂

I’m with you! Lots of booze, lots of drama of all kinds - and I’d love to get Shannon at my table!

Brandi is a hot fucking mess but she's good TV.

Brandy looks good here. Too bad she fucked her face up

Kelly , I just can’t , everything about her is negative.

I can deal with most of them but my goooooodness does Candiace get under my skin

Brandi Kelly and Shannon are my faves and I’m fond of the other two

You love mess and chaos. AKA you have taste.

Man, I can understand most of them. But Kelly Dodd? Surprised you didn't include Siggy Flicker for good measure. /s

OOF the Kelly one I understand like maybe one season but like to make this list 😂 Brandi…terrible housewife I have no words at all. Shannon over Vicki?!! 😭 Candiace I do like her growth but a mess like these people are absolute messes without the entertainment so you are entitled to this group but I do not like it one bit 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot with Shannon

Angie k 😭😭✋✋✋

This is so much no.

We share the same favorites

You def wear a red hat and say the N word at family cookouts

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ew. you have very, VERY poor taste. i didn’t think it was bad until Anne(?) whatever tf her name is was in your lineup. I CANNOT STAND HER. maybe after another season…

Is Anne the Kim Z looking one? Lol

the fourth one. she’s in SLC. i think her name is actually Angie??

i audibly “girl!”’ed to each one except candiace

wait upon further inspection i am realizing thats not candiace 😭

It is Candiace

it is?! okay i thought so but that picture does not do her justice 😭

YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US😭

Yesss you like them chaotic!! Why not throw Kelly Bensimone, Leeanne Lock, and Monica while you're at it!

Really? Those are your picks lol?

I’m ok with everyone but Kelly . She’s a homophobic, nasty woman.

OP said she goes based on entertainment not morals. Dang Kelly really brought it

I use to love brandi until UGT at blue stone manor when she kept touching and trying to kiss either Jill or vicky. Totally belive what Caroline said

You had me in the first half

Brandi throwing the wine at Eileen and slapping LVP will always make me laugh.


Seek help

You’re messy. I like it

Same

 Are you ok?



Gurl


Your husband is prob a proud boy.

i actually feel you on this list. they can judge us all the way want😜

Do people not like to be entertained? These women served!


What happened to the face of the fourth one? And who is that supposed to be?

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No judgment from me. But except for Angie, they're all on my no bueno list ...

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The boys really need to shut down judge me on my favorites, yuck

where is nene to make this list perfection

it's ok, mine is even more problematic...we both have Brandi

You love mess and chaos. That’s perfectly ok.

You lost me at Kelly lol. LOVE Shannon though

I’m Kelly and proud of it. My sister is Vicki. My other sister is Tamrat.

Brandi AND Kelly? Who hurt you

😂

brandi, kelly, and candiace! taste <3 

We're best friends 

The last 3 are fine

Kelly Dodd? Judging hard on that one.

Lol I can tolerate all, but Kelly.

You like a good villian. I can def get behind Shannon Storms Beador!

are you me??? this is my list literally exactly. I’m with you girly!!!

Consider yourself judged. I will give you Candace, that is all. Still not enough to redeem you.

Finally not one that all rhobh but everyone is seeing this and doing it all of sudden

Literally agree with you with all but one. I hate Candy Pants. The rest are soooo made for tv


Well, we could never be friends, respectfully of course.

Shannon!? Really 😝 

What do we have to do for this group to go on a trip together? Candace would eat OC people up lololol. Mostly Shannon 🤣

So so bad yet so so good to watch lol

Reality tv wouldn’t be entertaining without the characters being unhinged and crazy af imo so no judgment what so ever here

These people need Jesus and serious therapy.

Candiance came from Jesus though.

toxic as they come. i’m obsessed

This list is unhinged op, love it Lmao

Only fave i disagree with is the girl from salt lake. She’s annoying af and desperate

I’ve always loved Brandi 🤷‍♀️ I’m sorry I think she’s funny and she definitely knew how to bring the drama

I don’t watch Oc so no comment but the other girls uh hey friend we the same lolll

I can tell we’d be friends 😂 

Right lol oooops

Brondieeeee and Lady Leventhal are disasters but never bored me.  Unapologetic CandyCane stan Angie K grew on me a lot Shangela is all over the place but definitely not dull

I don’t judge because I like them too. I like all the “cancelled” housewives simply because I love watching messy horrible humans who truly dgaf what their image is. The exception being Erika and Jen because they legit stole from people and ruined lives.

I have to admit, I full heartedly like Angie too

Are you my soulmate?

Yeah Kelly is just WAY too much for my likings

Are you okay? Candiace is the only relatively normal.. and even she’s stilll problematic at times

Omg no way lol

Ew no. None of them expect Angie

Completely agree!

Oh, honey …… no.

This list is a rough one

Angie K doesn’t fit. She’s redeemed herself. The rest…

This is just a weird list. It seems you like chaos

i've got an alphabet of diagnoses and this list even makes me https://i.redd.it/hqh7ai1hrv6d1.gif

I like Shannon and candiace

Tortured soul

These are the kinds of housewives that I hate until they leave the show. And then I realize I miss them.

Damn you like the problematic ones lol

Omggg girl, we’re twins. I stan these problematic bitches

You might fly off the handle easily

You like firecrackers and campy wives

I'm with you on most as far as who I want on my tv.

I like 4 of your choices. !!

Yikes you’re drama

I also enjoy some good goddamn TV.

Im with you both! Love the username 💁🏼‍♀️

Ur insane but I like u


Nightmare blunt rotation

First two I was so upset, three and four were a phenomenal upswing, five I get but if you’re pedaling certain narratives ima give you side eye.

You are soooo right

Guessing your taste is deranged right-wingers with mental issues up the wazoo

Haha these are all my faves as well. I also want Kelly back on OC so bad

Your caption said it best 😂 you’re here to be entertained no matter how chaotic it gets

Same. I throw my morales out the window for some good TV.


I hate that I agree with you on this. I was just talking to my wife last night as we watched OC that I don’t wish bad things on Vicki, but I do love to watch wildly inconvenient things happen to her. This was during the episode where she mistook a panic attack for a heart attack after traveling 14 hours, staying up all night drinking, and hiking a glacier. Like I’m not happy she thought she was dying, that’s terrifying, but like girl…. Even the doctors were telling you calm tf down

Same. Vick is my fav. Watching her life fall into chaos is pure entertainment. The towel over her head too 💀.

Omfg you can’t write it

Scripted tv could never.

Pure chaos 😂