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Adventurous_Goat1313

good hank


Coyote_Run

Literally came here to type this while I'm watching King of the Hill. I'm on the episode where Hank brings back coach Sauers for Bobby's football team, in case you're wondering.


Fickle_Thought_8857

They used to call him Sour Coach Sauers


Coyote_Run

They came up with that one at a Fellowship of Christian Athletes picnic.


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

They were good kids, though.


wellwaffled

One of the best throwaway lines in the entire show


[deleted]

Take a salt tablet


kennethBelcher

Lol man this is random but me and my girl got into an argument the other day. It got pretty heated to the point where I just decided it was time to leave. On my way out the door she shouts “yea, go play your horsie game and watch King of the Hill” shit still makes me laugh, cause that’s literally all I wanted to do anyway


Coyote_Run

It's an honest life.


Buffhello

That’s enough out of you BH 😂


Leather-Lab4311

Take a salt tablet.


Adventurous_Goat1313

yea i love that show. I'm so excited for the new episodes.


Batherick

[Holy shit, they’re making a reboot??](https://collider.com/king-of-the-hill-revival-release-streaming-plot/) Awesome, thanks Goat! :)


Adventurous_Goat1313

no problem it's nice to meet a fellow koth fan.


javerthugo

Take a salt tablet


amourdeces

i also thought KoTH, but my mind went to general haberdashery


Pink_of_Floyd

Damn I'm literally watching it for the first time rn


mfante

Also doing my annual rewatch and this was my first thought!


KingBarbieIOU

“I’m going to chew you up, spit you out, take a big dump on top of it and then I’m gonna get tough”


Mycelius_

I was gonna do that as well, I’m watching the mold episode 🗿


TheCoolestSatan

Bro wtf I started watching for the first time like a month ago and that’s the episode I’m on


Fickle_Thought_8857

"If you name him Good Hank they're gonna think I'm bad"


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

Well, you burnt my burger, DIDNT YA BH?!


BowTie1989

“Pump jockey! Works for tips!”


Dixi_Normuss

I always wanted a boy named Hank! But dad... that’s my name.... O is it u crybaby? Fine, I’ll name him GOOD Hank 🤣🤣🤣


P00NTRAINSixtyNine

These comments quoting King of the Hill are crackin me up lol


Dixi_Normuss

I pretty much follow KOTH and RDR2 on Reddit, I love this thread so dang much I would hug it if it wasn’t my own son


Peewee_ShermanTank

GOD DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT


some_guy_online_1

Yep


beat-sweats

Hank what did you do to your wife?! I didn’t teach you that!


Digiorno-Diovanna

Came for this comment


eyeemugglee

Damn you red my mind!😂😂


Big_Attempt6783

I didn’t think Cotton was that old…


kpresnell45

First thing that came to mind as well, too much lives rent free in my head from the show.


Gregistopal

beat me to it


Legendary31hero

Just freaking came here to say the same lmao love koth


bunkrider

Nice, top of the comments where it belongs


GokiPotato

Gavin's hat


[deleted]

GAAVIIINN!! Sir! Have you seen my friend Gavin?! He was an Englishman, a quite funny one!


Atomaurus

I accidentally punched that guy in the face while trying to talk to him the first time. Never saw him again


[deleted]

Fun fact, there is no one such as Gavin, Gavin’s friend has a sickness or something which made him think he had a friend called gavin, you can find that out by killing him and looting him


Atomaurus

I’ll check that out, I’m on a new playthrough now after a couple years. I hope Gavin’s friend likes lead.


[deleted]

He does! I’m pretty sure he spawns in Rhodes, sometimes around Saint Denis, and other times just walking possibly anywhere looking for Gavin.


Lingist091

I see him a lot in Blackwater too


[deleted]

He’s basically everywhere


arkrunningbear85

>I hope Gavin’s friend likes lead. "Gawd damn" lmfao


ChemFeind360

You don’t have to kill him, you can just hog tie him instead and loot him.


WeeboSupremo

Virgin “there are other ways to find that out” versus gigachad “I will kill the mentally ill because they are mentally ill.”


vixenlion

I never thought about killing him !


[deleted]

Me neither, until I “accidentally” blew his head off and looted him


IrishSkillet

This is wrong. Kill him (or just hogtie him you savage) and read the letter in his pocket. It explains a lot. Gavin is real.


RevolutionaryJob1266

Or tying him up, you monster


[deleted]

True, but he does love cold lead though


samuelbasher

that’s not true, it’s only a reference to a rockstar employee that always showed up late. there’s no actual lore or story to gavin at all


Notseegurmanee

So hes schizo?


bknasty97

I've killed him and he still manages to show up in nearly every town.


Ok-Lock-2274

I’m going to consider that official RDR canon


MJGM235

He was until the Nite Folk hanged him 😂


[deleted]

NOOOOO, GAVIN! 😭


YaBoiAidan2333

I've yet to meet any hilarious Londoners, I'm afraid


[deleted]

Oh, i guess I’ll have to keep looking for him…. GAAVVIIIIINN! 💀


researchrat420

"Ahhh...... I'm so worried"


[deleted]

girthy hog


cowardlycolt

i just spat my coffee everywhere 😭


HitPointG

I just spat my girthy hog everywhere 😮‍💨🤨


cowardlycolt

🥴🥴🤤😩


Joycey_420

I just spat everywhere on my girthy hog....


ParticularDev

Yo


No-Praline9472

KEEP CRANKIN UR HOG GOBBLESS


yoximusprime

Best guess is General (Quincy) Harris https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Quincy\_T.\_Harris


TheEasyTarget

Thanks for giving a real answer instead of a shitty joke like everyone else


FanngzYT

thats reddit for you. everyone thinks their mediocre dad joke is the one.


Sikma200

reddit moment


oxidized-bread

Gaurthor Horgan


SailsTacks

I wish there was a bot that would filter out any and all Gavin comments, along with the rest of the rotting, low hanging fruit. And stop asking us to name your horse. Stop asking what we named ours.


coyame

Yep, this is right. The hat spawns on Lemoyne Raiders


bdpyo

this is far too down the list


theflyxx

That guess is correct.


Existing_Ad7874

Nice


grimsituation6

Ȼ Ꞓ Ҽ ꞔ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C8%BB https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C\_with\_bar


thisguyuno

My guess was good hunting, you’re definitely correct


Bornstobewild

Thanks boah ! Here’s an award


DeadDay

Man this games lore never stops. Thanks for the insight.


Gravesh

Is this the cavalry hat? It's my favorite one, but I never noticed the lettering on it.


Wimberley-Guy

I dont know but the crown on that hat is creeping me out


Skitelz7

Looks like a flappy vulva


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Lol I was thinking a ninja turtle's mouth but that works I guess.


theangrypragmatist

Six of one, half dozen of the other


ElmoTickleTorture

The worst video game sequel.


SailsTacks

“Flappy Vulva” sounds like the name of an all-female hardcore rock band.


Firm_Transportation3

Flappy Vulva 2: Roast Beef Renegade.


SharkMilk44

Can't even go on a Red Dead sub without being reminded of my ex.


HemmingwayDaqAttack

I should call her 😓


Anaxaron

Dew it


ArferMorgan

With that bullet hole it looks like a fish head poking out of the water


CarlF1297

Everything reminds me of her...


MigooDG

looks like the tip of my pe


GimlySonOfGloin

And mine


Bottulowora

And mine! Wait? We all have the same pp?


Flaky-Cranberry719

Garthur Horgan duh


iwantorevert

Literally was thinking Gohn Harston and had to see if someone else was thinking similarly


Skittles_Kid

Was hoping someone said this


Rostbaerdt

Oh Garthur. - Lary Minton, 1899


PrettyAlgae9201

Cried actual tears laughing at this one lol


Aggressive-Ad2234

Came here for this, was not disappointed


CSGlogan

damnit you beat me by almost a day, deleting my comment 😔


CaptianCanuck

Glory hole


flugelporn

I had to scroll waaaay too far down to find what is obviously the only correct answer.


Desperate-Farmer-170

Ah yes, the Steel Panther song


bugmultiverse

Greatest Hat


JohnMarstonSucks

My guess is that the H is for horsemen, and the G is for where the unit was raised from like Greensboro or something. Casual googling shows letters on military hats from the 1800's denoting the unit name.


PirateHistoryPodcast

According to Wikipedia, the Hardee hat was required to have a brass adornment denoting their unit right there in front. I think you’re right that it’s something like Greensboro Horsemen, but it should be a brass hood ornament thing. Maybe that’s some kind of oxidized residue.


Atomaurus

You a G


ElmoTickleTorture

Glorious handjobs.


RazloDFeef

Giddyup Horsey


arkrunningbear85

The only correct answer. . .. ... "Good Boah"


zaabb62

Everything reminds me of her...


Atomaurus

Good hussy?


No-Praline9472

The top of the hat 🤦‍♂️...


Specific-Ad-8028

Gassy hoe?


Jack_sander

Guitar hero


plague96

That was my first thought as well!


glitterlipgloss

Great Heavens! It's Arthur's catchphrase obviously


NippleBlender

I'm more partial to "Christ Alive!" Whenever a situation goes sideways.


BeatleBoy08

giant horsecock


Hanzo323

Weighs over 11 pounds...


Aaronick

Garthur Horgan


copyright15413

Good hat


roentgen85

Hey mister, have you seen my good hat anywhere? Don’t you ignore me boah!


ThisAsshole1

Genital Herpes


AgreeableOwl9566

I'm not 100% sure, but I'll make an educated guess: That hat looks quite similar to a slouch hat which was commonly used by soldiers during the Civil War. Many soldiers would often put letters, numbers, or symbols on their hats or uniforms to allow for quick identification while on the battlefield. These symbols can mean a multitude of things, for example, what regiment, platoon, division, etc, the soldier is a part of, who the soldiers general is, etc. In this case, the hat (judging by its color) is a Confederate hat. A famous (or infamous, however you would like to look at it) general in the game is General Quincy T. Harris, a well-known and relatively respected general due to his actions at the Battle of Bolger Glade in Scarlett Meadows. Whoever this hat belonged to likely fought under the orders of General Harris during the Civil War, hence the letters GH for General Harris. I had to do some somewhat deep digging and internet searching, which, if I had to guess, probably took around 20 minutes to a half hour to do plus writing this. Please upvote this comment to OP can see this. Thank you, hope I helped! (P.s. I love history and learning about history (even though it's a video game), so this was still fun for me. Cheers!)


Turbo-Reyes

Gay hat


Long-Pie-3430

Glizzy Hands


Beginning-Pipe9074

Good Heavens


sprinklerdink

Giant Hemmeroid


KuntaWuKnicks

Good Hoah


Thrilllhouse93

garthur horgan


[deleted]

By the looks of it, "Good Headshot!"


Fartilicious

gungi holga


SuperMex213

Goofy Hat


DJW6

Get Hornswoggled.


Veroxzes

General Harvey?


samborup

Good Hank?


Morbidd

George Harrison. He’s a big fan.


DONGBONGER3000

Gucci Hat


Timberwolfer21

gay hosea, which is a subtle hint that hosea is gay


TaxFraud4Life

Should’ve been GB then, Gay Bill.


Individual_Doubt_354

I think it might be "C 11". 11th Cavalry, maybe?


Vozkol

Guitar Hero, Arthur obviously shreds


milob2016

GrubHub


bearlysane

Goes on Head


HouseOf42

"Git Hard" "Gumming Harambe"


ballfart32

good hunter


mikepfancook

Gibby’s hat


Skitelz7

Good Horsey


MrJoshyJosh

Goldie Hawn. Which I think is kinda weird for a western video game.


TameGoku

Good head


ConsiderationEasy980

Good Hank


MrCursedBoy

Arthur Morgan duh


Kemosabe-Norway

Turn the picture to the side and that bullet hole makes it look like a profile of a fish. So.... You sir are a fish


actually3racoons

Goose honks


Prior_Woodpecker635

Who made Homer Simpson mouth into a hat.


Last-Discipline-7340

Gonna Hang!


silverhandguild

Good Horse


TH3_W1ND

Gallon hat


SooperShpee

Good hat:)


DoritoKing48

Good Hat


GroundbreakingDot499

Gay horse


Methstroke1

Gray hat


[deleted]

glad i scrolled a bit more


nacruza

Patrick Star, obviously


pizzatorso

Girl howdy.


TerryOrange

Great Hat :)


peterdaeater

Garthur Hmorgan


Mrmofo69

Gay Hookers


Blasterblow

Probably “gambler’s hat”


Dapper_Deer1118

Grandpa Henry


Former-Poem863

Gunnar Hansen, the best damn Leatherface there ever was


KillerAl_1

Get Horny!


RandomGuyNeedHelp

Good Horse


ThunderCheeks445

Grub hub


Ice_Medium

General Hydroponics


Ice_Medium

Glory Hole is my favorite from this whole thread


SluttyMeatSac

Got Hit


MrToasterinABath

good howdy


gatot3u

Good horseman.


Electronic_phyco6376

Going to hell


countryfresh223

Where did you find this?


Ropeshooter69420

Gifted hater


penisbuttervajelly

Good Hank


FinINDoubt

Grand highlander


case_of_coors

Ground hog


enraged_karma_

Getting Hoes


Head-Investment-6454

gangsta hat


-Greqit-

Glory Hammer For the King of Dundeeeeeeee, my destiny Glory Hammer


JetpackPlayz

guitar hero. arthur is a biiggg fan or metallica


LemonKamikaze

gay hentai


Nicky2tone

Girthyest hat