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PoppinKREAM

The co-commentator is such a miserable git my God I'd rather listen to nails against a chalk board.


Miyagisans

Craig burley? I can’t stand his moaning.


WalkingOnSunshine_

The only thing he’s good at


young-oldman

at least the other guy is sane and called him out lol


ErnieMcTurtle

Oh my god... You could cure cancer today, and he'd tell you "It took you long enough 🙄😒"


pmmerandom

how do people keep getting these jobs? do they even interview them or do they just put them in there?


narrowlake

Right? Saying Garnacho is a twig, basically calling Varane a pussy because his foot hurts from being stamped on, constantly berating and hating on Forest’s players and everything they do. If you hate the sport that much, stop commentating on it. Miserable cunt


middlenamemalcolm

ESPN?


PoppinKREAM

Yep


Senor-Cockblock

Says this 10x a game: “Antony hasn’t paid off in my mind yet. He’s got more to do.” No fucking shit, he’s been here half a season and he’s a five year investment you div.


Migbooty

Both are awful.


LeprechaunCharm27

Craig Burley with the Souness vibe. Super annoying.


Berckley

Quite the opposite I love listening to him. Its so much fun how much he hates watching this boring ass game, like me.


PoppinKREAM

Dude doesn't know or understand the rules, moans about the calls, goes off on players being too soft, says players shouldn't use their keepers, complains about Antony and Bruno "yapping too much" and then says the first half has been miserable. I mean I get it, not the most entertaining half. But his opinions are so Yer Da, I'd expect better from commentators lol Edit: Sorry about the downvotes, it's okay to have different opinions folks


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NickLo124

“Fernandes and Antony yapping away like Yorkshire terriers” fuck off, that challenge on Varane was horrible and deserved to be chewed out


SandwichLess6154

Look at what happened to Eriksen.


NickLo124

Luckily a card got shown this time


Minimalsmith

First half thoughts: I can’t believe how stoned Steve Cooper always looks.


TheKingcrawler

Looks like he just got done doing a 3 hour podcast with Joey Diaz


the-spif

Hahaha. That’s what it is… Does he have some kind of condition? Serious question, otherwise poster middle-aged man for unhealthy diet.


fucklti

He’s a mouth breather


the-spif

Haha. LMAO… that’s a mental condition…


fucklti

Believe it or not but chronic mouth breathing reforms your facial structure


123rig

I think its called Ptosis. Harry Redknapp has it too.


the-spif

Thanks for the answer, did a quick Google search and yes that pretty much looks like him.


WeridFishes23

He looks like Mike White.


ErnieMcTurtle

Who is the main commentator? I do appreciate him shitting on his co-commentator for being a sour puss lol


KenwayNut

Jon Champion I think. He got fed up off Burley's rant.


D1794

Get Varane and Casemiro off right now


[deleted]

Varane (I guess injury prevention, Imo not a necessity to sub him off) , Casemiro, Bruno, AWB and Antony need a rest. I'm guessing Sancho and Martial are guarantees to come on though so doubt a defender comes off


Decent_Ear589

No, one lucky bounce to Johnson or Dennis as we saw and it could be 1-0, and we'll have our best players off and be sitting ducks to attack after attack. ETH ain't "resting and rotating" in a cup semi final for the 4th place trophy, nor should he.


Indydegrees2

If we concede 4 goals in a half against Nottingham forest then we deserve fuck all


EnragedScrotum

Not saying this isn’t important, but you’d take the League cup over Champions League football next season?


Decent_Ear589

Yes. We finished in the top 4 without winning anything in 2015, 2018, 2020 and 2021. What did that get us by way of improvement in future seasons, or competing in the Champions League? Nothing. Fuck all. I'd rather the chance of history at Wembley. It's been far too long since we won anything.


EnragedScrotum

I see both view points even though I personally prefer Champions League qualification. For me it comes down to whether Ten Hag can get proper backing in the market, and we need CL for that.


Decent_Ear589

Idk, whenever we haven't been in the CL, we still invest well. See summers '14, '16, '17, '19, and arguably '22 as well. In fact, you could say the G*azers have invested more when we HAVEN'T been in the CL than when in it.


EnragedScrotum

I do think that’s a thing of the past now, our financials are not in great shape, with a few journalists saying that there will be very little spending without CL. Adidas deal also decreases significantly if we don’t qualify twice in a row, Teamviewer is trying to leave so we need a new sponsor and they’ll want us in CL. Add in all the other investments needed in infrastructure, we really can’t afford to miss out on CL.


benp2

if you mean the trophy then yes. its obviously not as financially beneficial or even that important but its a trophy. do you care about our last season in the cl? getting knocked out in the ro16 to be forgotten about as soon as it finished or a trophy you and the players will actually remember for much much longer


NathanUUUU

More about the big increase in funds than anything else. Obviously no-one wants to be 'income fc', but at the same time it's only the league cup, and we're 3-0 with 45 minutes to play


benp2

I agree about taking them off because I just dont see us losing even without them but at the end of the day im not watching football with the hopes of the owners earning more money, im watching for trophies


NathanUUUU

Fair enough mate, we all want to be able to look back in 2030 on a really great decade


EnragedScrotum

Fair enough, I think it’s a bit of a misleading question since there’s no reason top four and League cup both can’t happen. But if we win a trophy this season (whether that’s League Cup, Fa cup, or EL), my main priority after that would be CL qualification, not another cup trophy. We need to qualify just for the future health of the club and for Ten Hag’s project to have the funding it needs.


[deleted]

Varane was already rested up for multiple games, he doesn't need rest. Casemiro I assume will come off for Mainoo


IlliBois

The commentator is miserable the other one called him out for it too Sounds Scouse.


Miyagisans

I think it’s Craig burley.


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Played for Chelsea


KrypticAndroid

Thats scottish


Sittingonacactus

It's really bad isn't it


IlliBois

Literally called Bruno and Antony dogs, other commentator literally had to say "bro chill"


CaptCanuck7

One of the commentators is absolutely miserable. Get him off the damn mic, holy shit.


Idontlikemeeither2

Antony looks so much better the last few games, like when he first joined. Who would’ve thought a player would be poor after an injury and basically not playing for two months? We’re never getting a penalty again in a million years


pmmerandom

i thought maybe the Garnacho one but that Neco Williams handball was just so blatant


Idontlikemeeither2

Garnacho one was also definitely a pen according the rules but a foreign lad going down from a push will just be told to be stronger. Defender made no attempt to play the ball, put his hand on AG’s chest and used his full force to push him. Blatant pen.


Tayto-Sandwich

Wasn't even reviewed either which just shows the incompetency.


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He needs to be a lot quicker though. I hate when he just stands over the ball and starts feinting. It hasn't worked once and usually leads to him losing the ball immediately. Just play direct he's technical enough to be successful doing it


wannadielmao

who is this depressing ass co commentator?


jfliu511

ESPN Craig Burley


bluedoorhinge

Who is the grumpy old man co-commentating. Literally doesn’t talk about anything other than the generic “back in the old days” type shit.


sanjay_i

Craig Burley


RedHabibi

Not a great half. Need to get our important players off before Nottingham injure them all. Fuck the commentators on ESPN+. Absolutely terrible to listen to. Apparently Bruno and Antony coming to protect a teammate is frowned upon.


sonnyadhlakha

Our new signing number 2 has been decent


SandwichLess6154

Didn't see the sub, AWB wasn't bad. But this new lad, he's got some gumption.


WanderingEnigma

To be fair, AWB dropping a 9 instead of a 2 is always nice.


reebs81

Who's that?


123rig

Wan Bissaka's number fell off so it was just the '2' left of his 29.


reebs81

Ha. I heard the commentator say something like that but I didn't catch it.


the-spif

AWB but his 9 of 29 came off somehow…


s610

Aaron Wan


Hits_and_the_Mrs

My Chinese just arrived, I feel blessed by this timing (I work late shifts and timing is usually awful)


PoppinKREAM

Yummy, enjoy :)


casual_lurker_bjorn

Forrest are playing like bastards — they can fuck right off


VictorDUDE

Lost 3-0, now they want to "win back honor" by apparently injuring some of our players. Need to sub varane case and bruno at half time, this could get bad like it did with Reading


casual_lurker_bjorn

Honestly, it’s the lower tier teams that have no class. If you are shite, look in the mirror. Disgraceful


IlyaKarnain

Someone's gotta check on Craig Burley and if he's okay in his life - man is absolutely miserable on commentary rn


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PSA: to people watching on ESPN+ you can switch commentary to Spanish.


m-a-s-e

lads are in 2nd gear, ETH will not be happy.


GForce-Delta

So refereeing and commentary are swell.


TheMuslimMGTOW

We need to protect Varane at all costs 😭


Zandercy42

This commentary is absolute shite, the blokes just moaning and the lady's just waffling the entire time


niallw1997

Not that AWB has been bad but we dearly miss what Dalot gives us on the right for attacking output


Dukee8

I think AWB has been decent tonight. I actually liked what I saw of him and Anthony’s partnership. Love Dalot though


Decent_Ear589

Antony just not the same without his man


Environmental-Air264

I disagree, I think Antony and awb have paired up well


MadaraTheUchiha

He's performing well with his limited skillset and that deserves to be applauded but needs selling come summer. A fullback in a Ten Hag system that hates receiving the ball is just not it.


FactHopeful9347

Come on, he’s been a great deliverer of the ball. He’s done everything right! When he overlap Antony’s DECIDES not to pass it to him I’m afraid AWB hasn’t done much wrong with the opportunities he’s gotten


[deleted]

He desperately needs to sort out his fitness. Been injured way too much this season


Zandercy42

It's just once but for a while no?


[deleted]

Anyone know what his injury is?


[deleted]

This was the first half of the football match


LordHakaishinBeerus

We really miss Eriksen...


BlendedPeppers

Three competition winners on comms tonight. Amateur hour.


123rig

If you are talking about Sky Sports then Bill Leslie is class, way way better than Martin Tyler.


DrillGates

Everyone in this thread seems to be watching ESPN..


123rig

Ha, i thought people were referring to Izzy Cristiansen as well.Was going to say that shes been class too.


BlendedPeppers

Nope watching on sky. Tbf I don't rate Tyler either


LiveseyC

The commentators on sky are really trying to justify their money tonight, jesus.


GnRJames

I feel like I’m getting a headache from them constantly talking. Like they’re scared of a few seconds of silence…


LiveseyC

I may have to go sound off for the second half


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Ten Hag watching this sub: 😕


ShootaMcGarbhan

wish we would score so we can see more Mainoo


manInTheWoods

So, scoring without Rashford. Can we do it?


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Gernacho's touch had been awful.


martialgreenwood

He is much better as a sub imo. Comes in when defenders are a bit tired. When he starts, defenders body him a lot because they are fresh


[deleted]

He needs minutes and Rashford needs rest


braddf96

Izzy Christensen is the worst commentator Sky have ever had


faheemunited

Boring as expected. Don’t need any injuries so would love to see some starters subbed out at HT


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We will score 100%


RaymondShoots

Could have performed like this with Case and Bruno on the bench tbh...some decent chances and not allowing anything to Forest but just far to lethargic.


Shithouser

Why are people complaining about announcers/commentators without saying what channel/platform they’re on?


Ehnes17

Cuz they all suck lol


Shithouser

Sure, but at least we’d know which ones they’re talking about.


Ehnes17

I think a lot of people are talking about the ESPN announcers


Shithouser

Seemed that way. I think Jon champion is okay but could do without Craig burley


Brotectionist

How many english commentators are there generally in each game?


Shithouser

I don’t know? Are the ESPN+ commentators the same across all cable and English speaking streaming services? Probably not. What service is the game broadcasted on in the UK? They’re probably different but I don’t know since I’m in the US. Drove home the first 20min and the radio (siriusxm) had talk sport commentators.


MickyJoHarte

Thoughts are the only thing worse than the football on display is the *dogshit* commentary. I can understand why the players are too pushed, already 3-0 up and a heavy schedule to go, even so it makes for dreary watching.


Teabagz092

The Antony agenda from them actually hurts my soul


ErikElevenHag

Players look knackered. This team needs rest it’s so clear.


Chris13Haughey

Out of all the world class players in English football how has Brennan Johnson been the one to have Casemiro's number lol Otherwise pretty much a nothing game, few good touches from Bruno, I thought Garnacho, Antony and Shaw have been getting into good positions but ultimately wasteful, Weghorst had a few good layoffs but almost 0 service, Varane and Martinez excellent as per


hooka_donchick

because brennan johnson is quality


Chris13Haughey

True tbf he does look decent


IAmAceBoogie

Does him repeatedly and make it looks easy doing so lol… sports are hilarious sometimes. Of all people to have an his “number” per say lol


[deleted]

Definitely watching the second half with Spanish commentary. Craig Burley the misery merchant can fuck off all the way back to the swamp bog he came from.


young-oldman

Really unnecessary lunge by Surridge. could've easily been another Eriksen situation. ffs


zxnoregretzxzx

Our deliveries from wide have been shocking. Shaw especially is capable of a lot better. Antony's been alright, he'd benefit a lot from a right-back with more quality on the ball. Casemiro's been poor defensively, easily beaten twice by Brennan Johnson which could've resulted in goals. Weghorst has to score his chance.


Cavaniiii

Am I missing something with these commentators. Forest would be happy with this performance and just keep doing the same? Utd need to do more and kill the tie? WE'RE 3-0 UP AND THERE'S 45 MINUTES LEFT. IT'S BAFFLING.


Few-Sandwich4511

They are shit


OrangeGreenBlueIce

Ten Hag playing Casemiro and Bruno every game - Flirting Ole playing Bruno and Maguire every game - Harrasment


Totalfootball7

If Ten Hag does it for 2-3 years, then we’ll talk


MightyMundrum

My thoughts are that Craig Burney has an exceptionally sandy vagina this evening. And his co-commentator clearly agrees lol. Get your shit together ESPN, literally everyone is talking about that moaning bitch instead of the actual game.


H_espeliz

one of the 1st half of all times


_pbs

Sub malacia, Sancho and martial on.


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idk why they trying to push these women commentators so much. they almost never offer anything useful in commentary.


[deleted]

Honestly the male commentator has been just as bad if not worse tonight. It's not a gender issue it's just a shit commentator issue. I feel like there's only really a few commentators that are entertaining and interesting to listen to in general.


tomwaits78

Your wrong there. Plenty of insight offered tonight. More than you could offer, I’d bet.


Environmental-Air264

Biggest L I've seen in a while


Miyagisans

Can we pass the ball to the wide open wing players faster?


SandwichLess6154

An early ball into the box perhaps?


FidgetyFondler

Hoping for goals but at this rate just hoping our players get through unscathed.


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We haven't been creating enough goalscoring chances recently. Especially in the first half. Need Sancho in


[deleted]

I think we created some in the second though.


jayhxmo

I like Bruno


i_love_alfam

Dead rubber game almost for sure, but poor performance with respect to the standards we are aspiring to reach and the potential quality of the team on the pitch


Serpico_98

Sloppy


broome9000

God whoever is commentating on BEIN is sad. Does he realise it’s a 2nd leg tie in the league cup where United are 3-0 up


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I would like to say: referee is bad.


Decent_Ear589

Was that shot from Dennis heading in? I know it was goalbound but was Martinez gonna get there to block?


usamapervaiz

Ass so far


zeff_me

I miss Ericksen already, hope Sabitzer will be better than pastor.


Zandercy42

EtH is gonna be pissed with that, forest had the best chances of the half


martialgreenwood

Boring first half, but this is why ETH is playing them together, so they build up some sort of consistency and momentum.


fishcakefrenzy

Casemiro is so much better on the ball than i ever realised


Shithouser

Sancho second half hat trick.


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Whoever that female commentator is, she's absolutely fucking insufferable. How she got a commentating job with that voice is beyond me, let blind people fly planes while we're at it. The ref & VAR are almost as bad.


Cavaniiii

We really need to give a player with Elanga's talent some more game time. Our wingers haven't been great today. Give the kid some minutes and not just garbage minutes. We saw how many teams wanted him. There's a reason for that.


Cavaniiii

WE NEED TEN HAG TO BE MORE ANIMATED ABOUT PENALTY DECISIONS. THERE IS SOME SERIOUS CORRUPTION WITH VAR GOING ON..