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miamibuckeye

Mainoo wants the ball in tight areas and nobody has the fucking balls to pass him the ball


Zal_17

Are you suggesting Stones and Guehi shouldn't keep passing back and forth to each other for the entirety of the second half? What an odd idea!


Anjumi96

Actual joke


cesc8305

Stones ignored Mainoo 2-4 times. He had some good positions.


Neither-Ad-1047

Positives - Mainoo Negatives - Southgate


Heavens_Vibe

Martin Dúbravka played for United. That should be listed under connected players! ONCE A RED!


Zandercy42

Absolute legend who headed into a cup final with a guaranteed winners medal


Goat_harrymaguire

Some people were happy that Maguire was injured and couldn't make it to the euros , only for his absence to prove that he's levels above every CB england has got


MTBi_04

Too true


BrowzinJ

Article loading for Kobbie at half time


magus9933

They will blame him for hoofing the ball at the other end


rexcision

Genuinely excited for Kobbie. Hope he crushes it today


HoodedMenace3

Kobbie cooking already, beautiful play from him.


Myoenat

He's gonna take Mainoo off at halftime, isn't he?


eClipseLJ

Prepare yourself for the media because you just know he'll be targeted.


Sheikhabusosa

Walker to busy planning post euros Orgy


snausagerolly

I think it's obvious. If Kalvin Phillips was in midfield this would not happen


The_Bird_Wizard

Lads even if we go out at least Mainoo was the best player Gareth is about to sub him off for attacking too much


xtphty

You know it's bad when the teenage Man United midfielder is the only one weighting their passes well


Goji-ra

Foden’s performance has been shocking. And yet he remains on the pitch.


Miliktheman

Literally the only positive for England is Mainoo, 100% England's best player that first half


hlben10

There was a stretch when Mainoo couldn't sniff the ball but whenever he got it our boy was class. The only one actually confident enough to take people on and play football.


500ktrainee

English people rn https://preview.redd.it/6qmxf0oxnq9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a7bbbe4add495a5246d86567fa8ca3bb640622


mickhah

Saka's gotten away with criticism completely this tournament..he's been shit 


LordRuthvenErnest

Good god Mainoo is incredible


DualisticSilver

Mainoo is by far the most courageous player on the pitch. Stones and guehi are so scared to pass into midfield


LordRuthvenErnest

You see this and wonder why was Mainoo on the bench


gunkokoko

Southgate got way more than he deserved - should've been knocked out, but that's football sometimes. Happy with Kobbie's performance today.


ErnieMcTurtle

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SOERERY

Southgate to Kane: Yer a midfielder Harry


LakerBull

Mainoo having a better game than England's golden boy without a question.


thereddevil101

Hook Foden, hook Saka, hook Kane. Gordon, Watkins and Palmer may actually try something


dracogladio1741

Mainoo off apparently for Eze. Okay Southgate, you really aren't serious.


BjarniErlingur

Foden goes off and England immediatly score lol


UnitedRule

Southgate is the cockroach of football.


FredDRedUnderYourBed

"England have the easiest route to the final"


rnnd

You mean Slovakia has the easiest route to the final. 😂


MhVG

Imagine making only 2 subs when you're 1-0 down


SatoshiOokami

Jude is the man. Absolutely undeserved, though.


snausagerolly

Cant wait to hear the pundits talk about how great Bellingham is after slating him all week


HoodedMenace3

Great play from Slovakia there tho. Opened up England like a tin of sardines.


eClipseLJ

Rice you had a window to pass to Mainoo to bypass 3 players yet you don't have the balls to play a slightly risky pass. Just do it this safe shit ain't bringing you anything.


shrewdy

Garth will decide to bench Mainoo again for the next game, because he wasn't on the pitch when they got the goals


CoconutTaroSmoothie

Trent/Conor can get raked over the coals when Xhaka smashes in another worldie after they retreat instead of closing him down


ColtCallahan

4 games and he still thinks this shitty lineup will work. Honestly he should be sacked at half time for the sheer incompetence.


brown_herbalist

You guys gotta go checkout r/soccer matchthread for England, our boy Mainoo is getting some love by all the fans, he deservedly so for keeping us awake from Southgate's sleeping technique.


society0

Mainoo has done more in one game than Saka, Foden and Kane combined in the whole euros. Southgate is an abysmal rodent


coolylame

Bellingham shit the whole game, falls down constantly and then scores that lmao. Also why the fuck was Kobbie subbed off


rnnd

Don't ever let England take the lead. The moment they do, it's gonna be a borefest


ThankYouOle

how the hell Southgate come to every matches in PL, scouting and think this is the best football way with that all resources.


Gazlc81

You can almost guarantee Mainoo gets taken off for Gallagher. Southgate fucked this by not making proper changes to the team from kick off. He’s a coward.


hashsash1n

This ref is nuts. England deffo gonna get someone sent off at this rate


MadaraTheUchiha

Kobbie's like the only player that actually looks to play passes in between the lines. The rest look petrified to do anything apart from a safe pass or a hoofball. Hope it doesn't rub off on him.


mickhah

This England momentum is all Kobbie


Jockodile1

The City trio have been fucking abysmal this half.


khangkarot

Only Mainoo makes things happen


MhVG

Mainoo off 😆🤦🤣


crgssbu

relieved kobbies coming off. bring him home, away from the borderline racist english media


crgssbu

"gareth southgate is his own harshest critic" 😂😂😂 joke


Aadiunited7

England wins despite southgate’s best efforts to lose this. Walker, Foden, Saka terrible, would change all three of them. Bellingham, Mainoo and Rice had good games. Kane did what he was there for. 


The_Meaty_Boosh

the combination of England and united this season have shaven years off my life.


9SolskjaerHasWonIt9

Love Mainoo's ball carrying ability


FredDRedUnderYourBed

Bellingham is one more frustrating half away from going "Nice to see your own fans booing you"


Responsible-Try-5228

Mainoo played great, now please take him off so these fucks don’t blame him


raveyer

What’s happening is that Mainoo feels confident to go against the pressing and is standing in a not great position. But the others are scared to pass to him.


aldidot

It's crazy how Southgate doesn't understand the profile of his own players. He got right-footed Trippier as makeshift LB then puts Foden in front of him who obviously can't become an outlet and cut inside. As a result the left flank is completely dead, Slovakia then focused all the energy to lock up Saka on the right. I feel like Grealish/Rashford/Gordon/Eze would've all done better at LW.


AWenger622

Foden is an actual idiot. He's literally looking directly across the offside line. English players (bar Mainoo) have the lowest collective footballing IQ across the entire continent.


RepulsiveLeg9985

Cannot believe we have a talent like Mainoo. What a blessing


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efribble

Taking Mainoo off instead of Bellingham is a joke. Bellingham has done fuck all except tell Vamos to the crowd and send in crosses for keeper catching practice


Don_Quixote81

England looking worse since Kobbie came off. Good.


Kaii0705

glorified McTerminator with the injury time goal!!!


miamibuckeye

1 goal away from another Mainoo start!


alexblueuk

Suspicious that Foden comes off and England score 2 goals in 3 minutes


rnnd

Congrats to English. Slovakia tried hard but England had too much quality and luck was on their side.


gunkokoko

This Yamal kid is very, very special.


ckj9311

i swear to god if kobbie gets scapegoated for this game


Zandercy42

I think I would've sepuku'd if we'd gotten Southgate as our manager What a fucking loser jesus


Remarkable-Stress284

MATE U HAVE A BENCH FULL OF QUALITY PLAYERS. SUBS THEM FFS? ARE THEY COSTEMIC PRODUCTS? DISPLAY UNITS?


dqslime

Mainoo off so now I really have no reason to root for England.


Jonny_Testicles

Still think Rice is overrated


plyerd88

Mainoo looked a bit tired, has to be the reason he was taken off. Seemed to be our best player though so can leave with his head held high


ScottiApso

We would just need McTominay to come on and get a jammy equaliser to complete my flashback


BrowzinJ

Get Kobbie home and rested Southgate, you are a moron.


Chongsu1496

fucking real madrid collecting generational talents like its nothing


chiefofthepolice

They took Foden out and England instantly scores 2 Smoking that Shitty pack


mr_reserve

Southgate is a lucky bastard, man. Got out of jail.


LakerBull

Gallagher already putting England in trouble lol


LorienLegacy

Gallagher is just a fast mctominay minus his goal scoring ability 


LakerBull

Southgate has all that talent in his hands and he still chooses to play the most boring brand of football. I hope Slovakia scores just because they already stopped trying.


ManUnutted

Ref must have the over on cards this match. Letting them fly


LekkerIer

I take back my previous statements about Michael Oliver. This prick makes him look like Collina


DrSquare

Someone is getting sent off in this game


ToungeBang

Obviously biased but Mainoo looked like best player for England in the first half to me.


apva93

"Give me Mainoo and 10 pieces of wood and I'll win you the Euros"- me


9SolskjaerHasWonIt9

It's yet another Gary Neville worships 'Trent' episode.


Aadiunited7

Mainoo alone cannot fix the infinite problems Southgate has created. If Palmer and Gordon don’t come on at half time, someone needs to be a patriot and do whats needed here. (Jokes folks) 


FaithlessnessNo4680

Can’t wait to see how good Mainoo is outside of a dysfunctional team


Remarkable-Stress284

Fucking hell no one seems to trust mainoo


gdiogggs

Mainoo is what the whole world things Bellingham is


LakerBull

Foden is fucking gash lol


takemehomeunitedroad

Watch as the first England sub comes on for Mainoo


miamibuckeye

Stones refuses to pass to kobbie lmao


MhVG

City scum


Kelvinator3000

Seems Mainoo was told to stay back...  What a smart decision to tell one of the most dangerous players to stay back.


RepulsiveLeg9985

15 minutes left. Nothing has changed apart from an injury. I am genuinely baffled. Southgate needs some kind of fucking cognitive test.


ddarrko

Kane has been so bad this tournament. Holding us back massively. Hope he won’t be around next tournament


Remarkable-Stress284

LOOK HOW WALKER IGNORES MAINOO WHAT THE ACTUQL FUCK?


SinofThrash

On the bench we have TAA Gordon Wharton Toney Eze Bowen Watkins It's the 80th minute and HE'S NOT CHANGING A FUCKING THING


Kelvinator3000

Lol, Mainoo was too adventurous for him.


hashsash1n

Taking off the best player is peak Southgate


dracogladio1741

Great game for Mainoo, really did well. 7/\`10 performance in a game where most players have had a 5/10 performance.


top1MIBRfan

Taking off Mainoo who was our best player. awesome. but keep foden on lol


FredDRedUnderYourBed

Only reason Mainoo's coming off is because he's a kid and the manager doesn't have the balls to take off one of his more established players no matter how crap they've been


Remarkable-Stress284

The balls on this guy to take off mainoo when bellingham, saka, kane, stones and walker is on the pitch,


joshino14

This is all on Southgate


snausagerolly

All bets are off with Toney on the pitch


FaithlessnessNo4680

England inviting pressure by sitting so deep again


mandotharan

Its the southgate dna


MhVG

Southgate is fully defensive now


PopularReveal8975

Holy hell yamal is so good


MhVG

Yamal is just amazing to watch. Incredible player


Kelvinator3000

It is fair to say, whoever wins the Spain vs Germany will mostly win the whole thing. Shame they meet so early. 


snausagerolly

No way was that a yellow


Roasteddude

All I ask is for Kobbie not to be injured.


Tirewipes

Yeah palace can keep Geuhi


dickiebirdington

Rashford and Shaw would transform this team.


simplsimonmetapieman

https://preview.redd.it/0stpy8cxxq9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571f811f0f4785fdf17488280fa86e0d6ca43b8d Phew


Don_Quixote81

Least deserved equaliser ever.


miamibuckeye

Pickford is so fucking cringe


bronal97

Shaw, Mainoo, Hojlund and Eriksen all coming on pre season tour?


apva93

Mainoo is so smooth and silky on the ball


W0rsley

Kane when it actually matters is a joke of a player


Miliktheman

If only we had been able to replace Kalvin Philips 😢


eClipseLJ

Saka doing an Antony


LakerBull

I hope the English FA is already looking for Southgate's replacement.


mandotharan

‘done so much for England in 8 years’. Mf couldnt even win a mickey mouse nations league trophy with this England superteam


takemehomeunitedroad

Shit son!!


cdalb21

The answer was ALWAYS to bench Foden and not Jude. Tourneyball is about moments.


raveyer

Was it Foden all along?


FaithlessnessNo4680

Such a difference between Spain and England


Anjumi96

First foul and a yellow??????? What a JOKE


sunken_grade

bummer to get a yellow for that so early. kobbie already showing his quality though


Miliktheman

Mainoo playing great already


LordRuthvenErnest

This ref definitely has a bet on the number of yellow cards in the game


Ryo720

Kobbie is used to these counter situations lol


TitanDrift

How can Southgate be this oblivious?. Bellingham, Foden and Kane all occupy the same space, they are not working together yet he still insists on playing the same way.


chiefofthepolice

He’s gonna bin Mainoo at half time, isn’t he?


andrewsomething

If I hadn't watch him play for Madrid, I'd be so confused by the Bellingham hype. Hard to believe this is the same player people calling a Ballon d'Or contender just weeks ago.


UnitedRule

Another Jacob Steinberg acticle incoming where he points Mainoo not being close enough to Rice and that it's his fault for the goal.


mostlycuckoo

just tuning in, not surprised England are 1-0 down, deserved?


Parvezpz17

Kobbie is levels above every player in this team it seems


FidgetyFondler

1 big Sunday roast coming up, and it isn't of the food kind either.


Nac224

We’ve been shit but Mainoo’s been great


cdalb21

I feel like a speedy winger with 215 career g/a's would be perfect right now


Don_Quixote81

England need Watkins, Palmer and either Gordon or Eze to give them some attacking impetus.


Aadiunited7

Oh wow, no changes, guys Southgate has either lost his remaining 2 brain cells or this mother fucker has sold his country. 


coolylame

That is a sunday league type offside. how tf is Foden so forward there.


Heavens_Vibe

City players are fucking stinking the joint out!


Chongsu1496

even our chuckle brothers jones and smalling were better than this lmao


ienyr

Nahhh kobbie is actually miles above anyone but the pr darling will get the praise at the end of the


Case1987

Mainoo is the only one trying to do something,so I expect him to be the first one subbed off


shrewdy

Good thing about this is that even if England do crash out in embarassing fashion, there's no way Mainoo could be scapegoated as he's one of the only positive things about England today


wmaung58

Mainoo is the only player distributing the ball around side to side to brake up the defensive shape. England other player need to play the same. They are too rigid and easy to defense against.


Kelvinator3000

Mainoo vs Slovakia 


Tirewipes

If Gallagher comes on for Mainoo, I’ll be so pissed. He’s been the MOTM for me so far, England wise


top1MIBRfan

I swear if Mainoo comes off for Gallagher... I know it will happen but I am already pissed at it


woodyg82

Really hope he doesn’t bring Shaw on. Could see him getting fucked and missing the start of the season. Still can’t believe we approved him going


joshino14

John Stones is shit


mynamemeimme

GET FODEN OFF FFS HE’S BEEN SHIT ALL TOURNAMENT SOUTHGATE IS TTP


ColtCallahan

The incompetence shown by Southgate at this tournament should get him sacked as soon as the full time whistle goes.


thereddevil101

Ref is dogshit. Foden is dogshit. Southgate is dogshit. Mainoo is fucking brilliant


dracogladio1741

I feel no sorrow for England. The FA deserves this, fans perhaps not.


JaysonDeflatum

See you in preseason Kobs


_swaggyk

The handful of times I’ve had the chance to watch Jude Bellingham he is so bad. I don’t understand it


eggtart8

Mainoo was the best player out there


Gazlc81

At least we will see the back of Southgate after this.


Vesterising

Fodens robotic pep programming has him passing to players only wearing blue


LakerBull

I hope the English FA is already looking for Southgate's replacement as we speak.


Case1987

What a fucking goal Bellingham


Uuhhk

Jude the savior


wmaung58

As soon as Foden gone Bellingham woke up


takemehomeunitedroad

There's going to be a whole 95 minutes of football that will be completely forgotten about tomorrow.


SureLookThisIsIt

Saka dives so much. It's unreal.


Owika13

As a Georgian Man Utd fan, fuck off Rodri.


Savebagels

How is this kid 16


crgssbu

watch rival fans say "ooo england only scored after kobbie came off"


kriyator

We should counter with “England scored as soon as Foden came off”


FaithlessnessNo4680

Feel bad for Slovakia


FaithlessnessNo4680

Slovakia equaliser please, for some entertainment


society0

Southgate is the highest paid manager at the euros. Let that sink in


gunkokoko

The ref is getting a little trigger happy...


magus9933

England are rubbish. Sack Southgate


dracogladio1741

LMAO, England are so so bad.


mickhah

Hope we see Palmer at halftime. None of England's front 4 have warranted their places over the last 3 games.


tbu987

Imagine being the best of the best of one of the top footballing nations yet you fail to show an ounce of attacking threat against bloody Slovakia.


FredDRedUnderYourBed

It's like no one knows what to do on that pitch. They don't want to play through the middle they don't want to run behind lines they don't want to take a man on. It's maddening


crgssbu

just bring on palmer and gordon ffs. foden and bellingham are shocking