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BlendedPeppers

Not the worst game for Bruno to miss. We should still be ok without him against these


[deleted]

We have to play eriksen 10, none of this vdb please


ScionOfLucifer

Get Hansen-Aaroen in again


EvilxBunny

He wasn't that good. Of all the academy kids, Zidane looks to be the only one ready for first team. Maybe that's why they need more chances.


casual_lurker_bjorn

Zidane Iqbal looks ready, really excited by his style of play. He offers himself for a pass, moves the ball forward and has that playmaker spark about him. I really like the kid


Shacozzi

Eriksen, casemiro + Iqbal will cook


gingerninja247

Eriksen, Casemiro and Fred


deflorie

Why will we miss Bruno against Charlton ?


humanvintage

Suspension after being booked against Burnley.


deflorie

Does that carry over to the next league cup match, and not the next match in England. Has the rules changed ?


OhhNoYouNintenDidnt

It's all within individual competitions now.....not sure when that became so but it's been a while.


Dushyant95

I remember this year Cancelo served his one match ban in the Carabao cup when he got a red in the PL.


SuperHans30

Yellow = suspension served in that specific competition Red = crosses over to other competitions


Dushyant95

Ah okay. Interesting. Was it like this for a while?


deflorie

Thanks. I didnt know.


braddf96

A team not in the prem at home? What is this


MazinLabib10

Literally the only non-prem team left too. Since when did we start having this sort of luck?


epilamun

Solsksjaer had the shittest cup draw luck. Seems like Ten Hag might be the opposite.


officiallyjax

I mean, we got Barca immediately in the Europa League. That’s not great luck by any means.


catmore11

Can't lose to Barca in the final if we beat them in the knock out rounds


meta4_

It's great luck because it's an opportunity to say fuck Barca


briefcasetwat

Fuck Barca


Malvania

As if we need an excuse for that


meta4_

Well go on then


Malvania

Fuck Barca!


royale442

Fuck Barca 2x


MrMarkey

¡Puta Barça!


epilamun

That was just some leftover Ole JuJu, you can disregard that


ToneDiez

Tbf, the only time we’ve knocked them out of Europe in recent history has been in a two-leg knockout round. Probably best to play them now.


Independent_Buy5152

That's not bad luck. That's Ronaldo not being able to score against fucking Omicron or something


nievesdelimon

Here ç


No-Contribution-5297

Shit luck, but surprisingly still got to the later stages usually. Get that feeling we'll end up with city if we get to the semis like Ole did 2 years in a row, but hopefully with a different outcome.


FlashyCut3809

We ended up playing a team in a final that had won nothing in their entire history. We lost. Nothing much matters outside of that.


0010001100000111

Rub the bald head for good luck


AeroAviation

Interns got city and united mixed up


Lazystubborn

Since someone rubbed Ten Hag bald head and wished for it.


its-a-real-name

Ole’s severance stated that his awful luck with draws would expire a year after he left.


Indefinitelyeternal

Always thinking of the club


bobafettish66

since we got our own bald fraud


FuntCaseKid

No idea, I sat watching the post match pundits waiting for the draw and all that was going through my head was “We’ll get City”


ri0t333

I think they messed up. It was city who was meant to get Charlton. They misread. (Obvs /s)


Bacon_Boobies

Cheers Mary 👍


Iceman23578

Hahahaha she was staring at that number 1. So fixed but love it


SilicoJack

Not bad considering I was convinced we would end up with City.


Rascha-Rascha

Nah that’ll be a semi. Double the viewers.


ImVortexlol

and then vs Newcastle in the final course


WhipYourDakOut

Nah no way they’d let city draw us or Newcastle


shami-kebab

Ok we can't complain about draws for a bit


Pingupol

Sometimes maybe Barcelona. Sometimes maybe Charlton


molewart

Wow, I completely forgot we've got Barca coming up


djokov

Drawing Barca/CL team in the first knockout round is entirely our own fault for not scoring enough goals though.


Thevanillafalcon

Nah we definitely can haha We’ve had like 1 Charlton In 400 PL teams. Meanwhile city usually get Harrogate town under 10s


GarethGore

Don't throw shade at Harrogate under 10s, Gregory at right back has got a wicked left foot, he does sometimes miss games as his mum does the asda shop before the game and if there's a queue then he can't play


Gabi_Social

I only go to their games for Gregory’s mum tbh


Thevanillafalcon

Lmao I’m actually from Harrogate and I can tell you that Gregory is a cunt and his mums fanny smells of cheese


hshamshu

Brilliant!


mythoutofu

Under 10 Right Back with a wicked left foot is my favourite type of footballer


dr_pepperpenis

🤣


distantapplause

And don’t you think rival fans will let us. This single draw will provoke at least 10 years of ‘easy draw for United’ ‘banter’


neal1701

Man Utd vs Charlton Southampton vs Man City Nottingham Forest vs Wolves Newcastle vs Leicester


unitedlover69

United City Wolves Newcastle As the final 4 i reckon


dystxpian98

If that’s case, I hope it goes: United v Wolves, United W Newcastle v City, City W Manchester derby final, Martinez pockets Haaland, Bruno gets a pen, and Sancho scores a winner


ReleaseMysterious981

I hope it goes that way but unless city lose it's not gonna happen, city is simply the better team and I doubt sancho will be back this season as he's going through shit rn :( edit: guys, we can't beat man city unless we fluke it, they were beating us 4-0 before pep took off his defenders and we popped a few in


dystxpian98

Anything can happen in football, City are mammoths ability wise, but in a final United would have a majority of fans in the stadium chanting them on and ETH is instilling a fight mentality into the lads. If we make it to the final, the lads would have had a few more months with ETH to get mentally prepared. Hopefully Sancho will be back soon, he’s got some mental stuff to figure out, he’s only human. He’s got a team with him to help him through that and get back to his best, physically and mentally.


Zainogp

We playing city at home in the prem before that though, that match would probably have a big effect on their attitude in this


ReleaseMysterious981

Straight fax


pileshpilon

You’re fun


danystormborne

I think Forest will beat Wolves at home.


GarethGore

Wolves have lopetgui now though I've definitely spelt that wrong


Pelanty21

Yeah but Forest have Jesse Lingard


futbolenjoy3r

Pep play the kids, please. You don’t need this.


Potential_Good_1065

Newcastle or wolves in the final


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United_Devil12345689

Nice


idhopson

Thoughts? Fuck yes


Altair1192

we can't fuck this up


thesmallprint13

Every potential to win the cup now, come on


Potential_Good_1065

Imagine if Southampton win


Big_P_Cizzle

Someone is getting fired for warming the wrong Manchester team’s ball.


wrdb2007

At home too!


ihv010

Best possible outcome


Fm661

Only way it could’ve been better would’ve been City away to Newcastle really.


darudedudedocta

Petition for Earpsy to conduct all our draws please


[deleted]

Charlton to sign CR7 on a 1game deal after saving up all their pennies. I reckon itd make heads explode


MrImRumble

Why would Charlton want to play with 10 men and 1 toddler though? They're not as dumb as Al Nassr


[deleted]

Lets be real, mine isnt a serious take. Just a fun thought exercise into what could be. An image of him hitting a siu in a charlton shirt at old trafford would be hilarious and meme fodder for years as another example.


MrImRumble

I know yours isn't a serious take, I just had to poke fun at Ronaldo and Al Nassr paying an insane amount for someone who was 3rd choice striker at United


Alternative-Young431

They’d pay him those wages even if he was 60 years and could barely move


Eleven918

Karma for the Barcelona draw?


Coates_MaGoates

Wow I called yesterday “City will win and get Charlton at home, calling it now” Guess they messed up and got the wrong Manchester but hey I’ll take that draw! Go on Southampton do us all a favor


IamJeff22321

Their schedule during that period is mad. They play Chelsea twice before (one in pl and other in fa cup) then southampton (league cup qf) then us in the pl then tottenham. Wishing they mess up against southampton as newcastle is facing leicester and that is one other good team getting knocked out before sf.


Coates_MaGoates

Wow that is a mad list of fixtures. It sounds like the QF game is right in crunch time for more important fixtures so hopefully Pep just throws a fair few more reserves out there and they struggle. More importantly though, gotta see Charlton all the way out!


IamJeff22321

Yeh hopefully they fuck up during that period because city are the only team that is hard to beat left in the competition. Even if its league cup, we need to win a trophy so that there can be a winning mentality in the team. That happens when you win trophies, no matter how insignificant it is. I mean if we don't beat charlton, then the players need a right slap on their heads. Charlton was hanging on against brighton and won on penalty shoot-out. It should be straight-forward considering we beat burnley who were better.


Potential_Good_1065

I don’t think they’re is a single fan base that doesn’t want Southampton to win except Northampton (I think they’re rivals) Portsmouth and city


its-a-real-name

That draw could barely have gone better on paper.


Sleeplessendeavours

First time in a while I feel we've gotten very lucky in a draw. Nice one.


mikeman1997

LETS GOO. Newcastle and City both with tricky draws.


Fm661

Not sure I’d class those as tricky draws personally. No doubt Soton will roll over for city. Newcastle at home is always a good chance they go through.


Nameless739

In fairness Southampton are a bit of a bogey team for city. Not hoping too much though


pmmerandom

already getting accusations of draw-fixing, hilarious


Alternative-Young431

Mad conspiracists, same people who say the earth is flat


Big_Cee747

Let’s gooooooo lads!!!! I trust EtH and the lads will not underestimate this game. Great to have a home fixture and to see the ABUs in shambles.


Ghostface1357

Need this trophy man.


gregofdeath

He's a bit too old to play now, isn't he?


catfayce

cousin is a Charlton fan, definitely looking for tickets for the two of us


TinyAbel

I know we are loving this draw but remember guys, manchester united do love bdsm, cause we love choking....


Gbuchanan1

Buzzing, great stuff


top1MIBRfan

easy as


Hyliaforce

I was expecting City away so this is a welcome surprise


ItsSuperRob

We got the best possible draw? What kind of sorcery is this!


diamondsam2

Our fortunes have changed


Shakerbakerstreet

Lol Christmas Miracle. How the F we got easy draw 😂🤣


255BB

Can't complain anything. Hope we won't underestimate them and play recklessly.


Comprehensive-Ad4436

Mary Earps doing bits for us!


Japples123

Regardless of who we play we always seem to make it interesting. Hopefully a straight forward win


MartianGeneral

Was half hoping to face Citeh and be done with it in the quarter finals rather than potentially playing them home and away in semis. We could be playing them 3 times in Jan, with Arsenal away in between. Crazy!


its-a-real-name

Same I’d rather face them in the quarters or obviously the final. Over 2 legs you’d just have to fear that they’ll score a couple sooner or later.


_Deeez

Wow Christmas came early for once!


sp4r3h

Did that draw sort the semis too and our games winner plays the winner of city's?


its-a-real-name

I could be mistaken but I think there will be another draw for the semis.


Jack_King814

Can’t wait for us to lose 1-0 because we don’t give a shit. Oh wait we have a manager who actually disciplines the team and makes them fight every match should be good then


ritwikjs

this feels. . . .illegal


[deleted]

Honestly thought we were getting City


Upekkhaa

Top 4 and win the Carabao cup pls 🤘🤘 Need a striker asap


Crumpm

On to the semis then!


RenegadeM4ster

You love to see it


EPreddevil88

Let’s goooooooo. BWAHAHA


Fetty-cl1ff

A good draw??🙌😭


bak3n3ko

> Thoughts? ["I bloody hate Charlton."](https://youtu.be/JUDNYNXGKEg?t=230) :D


insertjokehere12345

Awwwww yeah!


jerryhou85

Maybe our first Champion for ETH? :)


xGiven

Daily reminder Carabao cup is City's exclusive cup


red22devil

Is still this year we got 2 legged semifinal?


senorcoach

Yes


VTVoodooDude

Good on Charlton for getting this far.


XxannoyingassxX

We woulda got city under ole lol. Thankfully erik had a bit of cup luck. Altho i belive the Barca match is proly scripted by the uel for views and shit


chumzy0208

Nice


Alternative-Young431

Great chance for United to finally win something again, even if it is only the carabao cup


Fifanathan_yt

Have that city fa- oh wait