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Quiet-Gold9099

After her 3 cool-car streak was broken by 3 adult cars, she decided to get back into the cool-car business.


OkUnderstanding9627

If you look closely, you can see the exact moment her children were born, and also the exact moment her children turned 18


o2manyfish

Spot on.


driftax240

LOL it's so true


Anteater_Reasonable

Your mom is badass


Whole-Pay9146

Toyota Sienna jump scare


Flying__Cowboy

Probably felt the same way irl when you're just going about your life and you suddenly need a sienna


clipperdouglas29

Honestly if it's gotta be a minivan, make it a Sienna.


Blazanar

My brother had one in the mid 2000s as a work vehicle and it was fast as fuck. He took me to his work one day and lit up the tires on bare pavement quicker than I've seen a drag car do with some water. As a single dude with no kids, I'd definitely buy a Sienna if I were to get a van


FishbedFive

this made me wheeze uncontrollably


DriedUpSquid

Is your mom single?


Smooth-Apartment-856

She traded a BMW 3 series in for a baby blue minivan? I’d have been like, “Just kill me now, dude.”


ApoTHICCary

That’s when OP was born. We need to shame OP for ruining mom’s cool car streak. What a lil shit OP is.


Rare-Exit-4024

Friend's mom had an E36 M3 and sold it when he was born, he feels about the same


FishbedFive

HANG THAT gamer NOW! I'VE GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!


o2manyfish

Totally. My dad had an e36 M3 which was sold for a Toyota as well. (Mind you it was a Land Cruiser so no hate)


PhinFerbFan9779

You’ve obviously never had kids


DaddyThano

Can someone explain why SUVs are so necessary for people with kids? It seems like society wide gas lighting to me. People got by with sedans and had bigger families in the middle of the 20th century.


o2manyfish

When you have two kids and those kids have lots of friends over all the time there’s something to be said about the convenience of a car which fits 8.


klimatronic

That is E39.


Prestigious_Emu_5043

That's a 5 series, dude


Smooth-Apartment-856

Honestly, being a 5 series makes it even worse. That’s a great family car!


clipperdouglas29

Probably got it when they had 1, maybe 2, kids, it was the next kid that made her get the sienna


t4nd3mYT

Thats an e39 M5 in the picture


USSSLostTexter

HS - college - first job - married - baby(s) - soccer mom - milf edit: kids - soccer mom (accuracy)


cookerz30

Bwahaha this takes the cake


DieselIsYummy

You can pinpoint the exact moment she got kids and when they moved out


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WeakCelery5000

She knows how to party and get shit done.


Extension_Status_711

She’s fun yet responsible


skipunx

She had a fucking FD. Based.


reddit_sucks12345

Can I have some money too?


Joblessmouse06

She is very cool and born in the 70s


Badboyardie

She loved the 60s and 70s?


PriestWithTourettes

In later years she has an ongoing love affair with “zee Germans”.


Budget_Curve_9151

I think this is an amazing life story told by cars. Good for y’all.


BungMcSkrungkins

Your mom is dope


Black_Fish1

That Gen of 5 series was a seriously fun car to drive. My dad had one in champagne when I was a teen. Was smooth as silk at dangerous highway speeds. Was great until the water pump failed, overheated and cracked a block cuz my mom didn’t know what to do when the car starts to blow steam. After that it was plagued with nightmare levels of issues and the small shop they took to made bank off of hard to diagnose problems. Traded it in for a civic EX and they never bought another German made car again. Edit* that might be a 3 series? We also had one of those in white but that was mom’s first. It rusted real bad. Sold it back to a dealer for a lot of money after cash for clunkers spiked used car prices.


o2manyfish

‘00 528i. Her favorite car she’s ever owned. She sold it when she got pregnant because it was uncomfortable to get down low into it.


Black_Fish1

Ok yeah ours was a 98 528i. Was an excellent car for the time. It felt like a next level of quality compared to their jeep grand Cherokee and my Nissan Sentra at the time.


SirRealBearFace

Your mom is a gangster


Rude_Buffalo4391

What’s that first one?


o2manyfish

Accord :)


Waste-Video-8471

How the fuck do you go from an e39 to a sienna?


o2manyfish

Kids.


Studleyhungwellz

Idk, but is she single?