Ok, from now on no more of this clever naming bullshit.
When a vampire is pretending to be human, they can call themselves "Allen Jefferson" or something like that
Nice to meet you, Morty! Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, please give me a call. I’m very discrete, have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’!
My favourite obviously random not giving a shit name. Would name my kid this if my wife didn't make perfect sense explaining that neither word is a real name, pfft.
Headcanon: most of these characters' actual names are normal, like Harold, but Rick decides to call them shit like Garbage Goober and everyone else just has to go along with it
Pichael Thompson, his parents must have just had his brother’s name planned and said fuck it, we’ll just name him Pichael
that bit gets me everytime
Fuck you Pichael!
It baits us with the opposite news, and it gets even weirder from there.
Fuck you Pichael you’re a piece of shit!
Fuck you Pichael, you fucking piece of shit!
Principal Vagina
Name's real, possibly Scandinavian.
No relation.
Dont let the name fool you, im very much in charge
Ahh I wanted to say principal vagina
I had an English teacher in middle school named Mrs. Mycock who would probably get along well with him 👀
I love you bad Mo-Mo!
Ahh I wanted to say principal vagina
Ahh I wanted you to say principal vagina
"PRINCIPAL VAGINAAAA!!!!"
Makes no difference, that guy likes em young.
No Relation.
TR, I don't mean to come down on you so hard
no relation
Pencilvester
I thought he didn't exist. 
"Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex, which is frustrating because he wasn't real."
Redgrin Grumble
I understood that reference. 😂 😂
You liked that Redgrin Grumble reference, huh?
Well I made him up, you really are your father's children
Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep
Coach Feratu
BALIK ALISTANE
Is that a bit?
I do not know, your unholyness
Ok, from now on no more of this clever naming bullshit. When a vampire is pretending to be human, they can call themselves "Allen Jefferson" or something like that
Noob noob
This guy gets it
Who the fuck is Noob Noob?
His dick gets more visits than YouTube.
No matter how many times I see it, that comment always makes me laugh like the first time
God damn!
Nobody said Krombopulous Michael?!?
Oh boi, here I go killing again.
Nice to meet you, Morty! Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, please give me a call. I’m very discrete, have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’! 
THANK YOU! I had to scroll waaaaaaaaay too far to see the best name of the series.
fart
King Flippynips!
Mousetrap Nipples
Coatrack head
Always had a thing for Shrimply
Their whole culture is built around their penises. Cant believe they got Werner Herzog to say that monologue
Take my penis!
Well I gather you're not attached to it. For long..
TAKE IT ALL!!!
bruh this guy just called it "RAM"
R&M is the only way
Rick and Morty does not take that much effort to type.
Random Access Memory
Is RaM fine?
...I guess
It is all a simulation after all
Risotto Groupon.
My favourite obviously random not giving a shit name. Would name my kid this if my wife didn't make perfect sense explaining that neither word is a real name, pfft.
Yeah, I definitely laughed at that one. Great character.
“gaaaAAARRR MANARaar”
i randomly say this name just like this throughout the day lmao
Scary Terry.
[удалено]
You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 
Abradolf Lincler
I will emancipate you from your inferior genetics
Reverse Giraffe! You know him, he has a short neck and legs.
I know it's a joke and all, but I find it funny how easily people forget Okapis exist.
Pretty sure that’s the lovechild of reverse giraffe and a zebra. Kalaxian crystals may have been involved
I didn’t forget, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of them. Just googled it and can’t believe I’ve never seen this before
I'm glad I introduced you to them! They're so weird I love them.
Scroopy Noopers
You mean that anti planet nut job?
Hamurai
What is this, 90’s Conan?
Taddy Mason
Who the fuck is Taddy Mason!
Whatcha doin’? Goin’ into the kitchen?
Ants in his eyes Johnson
He also can't feel anything but that's not as catchy as having ants in his eyes
Dude had no idea that his prices are actually too low
Mister Poopybutthole
It’s professor Poopybutthole
eyooo hubby
Mr. Always wants to be hunted
Don't hunt him to completion!
Gazorpazorp FUCKING field
Slip Slippery Stair
Someone called him “slippery stair” once and we had a 15 min discussion as to why that’s incorrect
The wiki says slippery stairs and I instantly knew that was wrong. Slip Slipper Stair is legit what he says lol
Previous Leon
Best one!
Sleepy Gary
Revolio Clockberg, Jr.
*Gearhead
Asia face
Princess Poñeta
The CHUDs are coming for you
Jan Michael Vincent. Very obscure
Michael down your Vincents
This JAN-uary…
Ah, but a priest would call himself Father Witherspoon" (Excellent pun though!) I'd go for Previous Leon.
Not in this universe
Josiah? Let’s get the fuck out of here.
Jenneth Padrow😆😆 So good
Alyson Hannigan, no relation
Scroopy Noopers!
Shrimply Pibbles
Garbage Goober
A Piece of Toast
After looking at this it became clear that I have incorrect understanding of the word "obscure"
Headcanon: most of these characters' actual names are normal, like Harold, but Rick decides to call them shit like Garbage Goober and everyone else just has to go along with it
Kyle
ROY
It might be the name of a podcast rather than a person, but I still smirk at the thought of Fabsolutely Abulous.
Bruce Chutpants
buster jiebens
This is a good one because I have no idea what character this is
this was a good episode btw
Beth
Blade Smith
Hamurai?
ShadowJacker
PreviousLeon
How is witherspoon obscure?!? reese witherspoon a famous actress priest = reese
The character in the show is insecure
What does that have to do with the name being an obscure name?
You hear about that actress to got stabbed recently? Resse something or other?
Sorry, what exactly is "obscure" supposed to mean here
naruto
Snoopy bloopers
Wow what about Elon Tusk!?
Elon Tusk
Marlin Guts and Dartboard Face
Krombopulous Michael
Earns in my eyes Johnson
W
Abrodolph Lincoler!! I know, I know. I just couldn’t resist saying it. One of my favorites.
Please don't shorten Rick and Morty as RAM again.
King Flippynips (of pluto)
I thought the high school was Harry Henderson High School and I was so happy. Now I just say it to myself.
Previous Leon was good
Jennith Padrow-Chunt
Brett Kahn, or Rhett Kahn
Harry Herpson High School
Mousetrap nipples
Mr Frundles
Floopy noopers
Abrodolph Lincoler
Gleer although now he goes by Glar.
Floop floopian….although that might be the race and not the name. Still hilarious
Y’all forgetting Poopy Buthole
Ghost in a jar. I'm not biased I promise.
Definitely Previous Leon
I'm going to go with Old Reptile, based on the actual meaning of "obscure" and the fact that 85% of you *think* his name is Shrimply Pibbles.
#TAG MAN
Mr.Poopybutthole is an alltime improv name
Winslow. Because of die hard and family matters.