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Patrick_Hattrick

The way he treated little Robin Ince, if the way Ricky tells the story is true, is way worse. Saying “You know I don’t like him” in front of him was genuinely mean spirited.


Executioner_Miralda

He's also being a bit of an Immanuel Kant when he's winding Suzanne's parents up on holiday. After telling them they can't come. "Gonna go and have a shower, get ready for tonight, it's gonna be great". 


djddy

that one cracks me up every time he tells it but yeah it’s out of order


Executioner_Miralda

Don't get me wrong, it's hilarious.  "Her face started to look miserable, I was like, 'I'm loving this'" 


MonrealEstate

I love it when he imitates her voice and Ricky stirs the pot more by going ‘What, she’s got a funny accent?’.


djddy

😂😂😂 gervais, the stirrer


elgraysoReddit

You’re a stirrer gervais


[deleted]

I agree with that. Karl is actually quite wrong there. Firstly her parents may have been doing things that would him up a bit... But they weren't actually doing anything wrong/rude/nasty, Karl was though Secondly he went on holiday with his girlfriends family, and Karl almost finds it a bit weird that they want to spend time with him and suzanne... Ofc they would that's normal. He was acting a bit selfish and bratty there


thekraken108

I don't think it was unreasonable for Karl and Suzanne to want a night out to themselves, but the way Karl handled it was rude.


[deleted]

It's just conjecture so I could be very wrong but for some reason I got the feeling he was exaggerating that they hadn't had any alone time in the evenings previously


Walter_Whine

Karl always strikes me as a bit of an introvert (shut the door, shut the door) and someone who probably finds social situations pretty exhausting. Spending all your time with people - especially people you don't get along with - can take its toll sometimes and I think it's fair enough for Karl to have wanted to spend some time away from them. He was a bit rude, but then it's also clear that Suzanne's mum was using them as a bit of a social crutch anyway. There was nothing stopping them going out by themselves too.


Patrick_Hattrick

Yeah but then they *did* arrange to go out by themselves and that still annoyed Karl. For some reason he wanted her to have to stay in lol, didn’t even want her husband taking her out.


Sad-Information-4713

I love it. I bet 'er mam's well annoyin'


srbmhcn

Never did I ever think I would see someone drawing parallels between Kant and Pilkington hahahha


BurnThrough

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable…


nice_one_tears

The Robin Ince and Suzanne’s parents incident are in the same episode. Mind blowing.


StickYaInTheRizzla

And that Robert was devastated and wanted to go home


RiC_David

Robert! *Get me Robert Ince*


Arcopt

Robber Plant?


[deleted]

Don’t be worrying about Robber.


GrimmestofBeards

😂😂


trexxeon

They one is on Ricky.. if Ricky knew that Karl didn’t like robin, why did he put them two together ?


SkyfireSierra

It's genius. They'd never thought of putting Karl Pilkington with Robin Ince.


New_Brother_1595

Robin ince is very annoying to be fair


Patrick_Hattrick

I don’t actually know anything about Robin but even if he is, Karl was a total dickhead there.


New_Brother_1595

Disagree, he was doing everyone a favour because then robin was fed up and spoke less


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

You like Armageddon, right? And Afterlife?


New_Brother_1595

No obviously they’re shit


seviliyorsun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn-SZQ9-blU


Upper_Agency

Totally agree


KarIPilkington

What's the point of spending time and money on her if she's gonna die on me.


trexxeon

Well, would you buy a car with a duff engine?


kregaleg

He gave him the message though


SlightlyLazy04

we've been over this...


Severian1392

Voiceover work for tractor sale adverts don't come along often. 


NaturalAlfalfa

We might never have got Steve in Portal 2 with that attitude!


OtakuMusician

And then I would've never heard of the podcasts or the radio show. To be honest I probably would've been better off.


TehIrishSoap

I love money for old rope!


jjjjjinjo

*I drove my tractor past yer 'aystack last night*


Boathead96

Mm mm mm _mmmm_


flatvader

It was a woman - I should've known...


KarIPilkington

Probably the most unnecessary little dig at Steve he ever had. But comedy gold.


HilariousConsequence

Karl’s attitude towards gifts for Suzanne, throughout the run of the show, is genuinely breathtakingly thoughtless.


QuickRundownOnBogs

She’s done alright


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

She's done well for herself.


Emotional_Cost_3347

She's 'ad a floor...


Upper_Agency

And new shoes. Like a horse


Emotional_Cost_3347

I have fed and clothed you...


Evantra_

And attitude towards her parents


TFlarz

At least he calls Auntie Nora.


abpryer

Auntie X


2cb2ce

Don't forget Uncle Hazel


Swoosh33

Took her for a meal that’s 80 quid.


Pandoricant

If we're totting up


LowerClassBandit

she had a floor


electricmohair

She had a floor


DungeonsandDietcoke

The way he told Steve about the women who saw the poster. If I remember right Steve was trying to make up with Karl at the time too and Karl just dumps (what I think is) the most mean spirited antidote at Steve's expense.


FarlM

He also claims he only said it to defend himself against Steve's balloon comment. But if you listen carefully he actually starts trying to tell the story unprovoked before Steve interrupts him  It is funny though so...


2cb2ce

"Eughhhh... who is that" - I love that noise Karl makes, so cutting lmao


Emotional_Cost_3347

Anecdote* And I kinda get the feeling Karl made that up just to get under his skin.


HappyLeaf29

Steve, sorry Steve, it didn't sound that bad when he told me earlier


bjsanchez

I actually suspect Karl and Ricky spoke between them a fair bit about things to say in front of Steve when on XFM


ToHallowMySleep

Also his worst moment has to be him bloody whistling for two hours while playing Scrabble. Fff-fff-ffff-fff Squirm Fff-fffff-ffff There's a Q in that


mountaingetaway8

As a woman, it’s definitely his treatment of Suzanne. The condoms, nicely packed like it’s something good to maximise her disappointment, of course, but mostly her wanting to marry and have a baby and him dismissing her like he did several times. While he seems like a very good and reliable partner in all other areas, I do wonder how capable he is of empathising with others, and if Suzanne doesn’t feel a bit alone at times since he seems to live in his own reality quite a bit. 


ChiefRabbitFucks

it is genuinely unbelievable to me that Karl has been in a relationship with the same woman for two decades


LibrarianAgreeable85

He's been with her 30 years now, pretty sure they're still together


Nuanciated

I mean no one has ever photographed her… turns out..


evmanjapan

Honestly you could say the same about Jane and Gervais.


HappyLeaf29

This is a rare occasion where I'm going to defend Ricky and say I reckon he's easier to be in a relationship with. Not that I'm... I'm not... I wouldn't want that, obviously...


ExtraAd4090

oooooooOOOOOOOO


HappyLeaf29

young Alex Zane


K-manPilkers

What seems quite odd from his diary excerpts and the day in a life podcast episode is that Suzanne seems to be fairly dismissive of Karl's nonsense and theories. Us saucer drinkers love them but every time he tries to engage her with his idiocy, she doesn't seem appreciative. It's just weird because I'd imagine that the only real benefit of being with Karl (prior to him becoming financially successful) would be because you are entertained by his drivel, but Suzanne isn't. Seems like an odd relationship.


TheAussieBritt

She must be a fan of perfectly round orange-looking things or summat


BriarcliffInmate

I mean, aren't all relationships like that? You don't have to be interested in every single thing they do.


K-manPilkers

Karl's only interests are weirdness (either deformity or the supernatural) and DIY. It doesn't seem like Suzanne has any time for either of those. The funny thing is that Suzanne is a massive sports fan so most men would have loads in common with her, but the bald Manc didn't even recognise David Beckham when he saw him so he's clearly not all that interested in sport either.


Nuanciated

I imagine she just switches off after a while.


Vince-Pie

I don’t think she’s real to be honest. Alongside everything you point out here, how is it possible no one has ever taken a photo of them together after all this time?


Sad-Information-4713

I understand Karl not wanting to get married. After being together so long anyway you're practically married, why go through the hassle, the money, having to be the focus of attention, the families mixing, embarrassing speeches, terrible disco afterwards, photography session. Absolute nightmare. Could have given her a kid though.


Desperate-Face-3968

Part of me just really hopes that the way he talks about Suzanne is just "Part of the bit" , Karl obviously plays his personality up atleast abit and the dumb british guy trope usually comes with a distaste towards their wife or "the ball and chain"


SmoothTires

Little woman fella


yolk-oh-oh-no

payback for the 50p and lager.


Cekeste

Everest, Lego and cycling uphill. Idk why, it´s the insisting maybe.


abcwjl

They do all look the same


douglasbaadermeinhof

RIGHT


ImpactAffectionate86

Although it is hilarious the way he says it, by todays standards saying keep the wheelchair tennis off the telly is horrendous


GrimmestofBeards

Little fellas give em a game a swingball.


douglasbaadermeinhof

Tell me why tell me why tell me why


6tpdagless

Don’t they


douglasbaadermeinhof

Play the game of swing


6tpdagless

Ball


ImpactAffectionate86

So funny but so bad hahaha


GrimmestofBeards

I love how everyone who's a little bit different comes under the category of "Little Fella" 😅😅


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Little gay fella


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Just . . . don't put it on Telly.


[deleted]

Hit it! *NET.*


djddy

wrecked the grass and everything


tohmahs

he thought he knew them to be fair, although he should have known that wasn't true - it was a woman on the other end of the line


2cb2ce

Are you the woman?


ChiefRabbitFucks

he comes up with features and sorts out the prizes, it's not about running Steve's voice over work


Melonpan78

The holiday with Suzanne's parents. Dumpable offence, IMO. He's kinda loveable, but equally, the Boyfriend From Hell.


Nuanciated

He compensated by saving drowning insects from the pool


Anglo96

Money for old rope


Username850

I’ve been trying to find the video of Steve and Karl talking about the voice over work for so long, does anyone have a link?


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

It's at the begining of one of the XFM shows. It's great.


YourMumGayNoU

Start of episode 37 of season 2 I think


ToHallowMySleep

It's money for old rope. And you know he's just doing it over that 50p. The skinflint.


Beans79

The way he treated Graham was a bit ordinary


EnderPerk

Of all the names


infieldmitt

maybe not THE worst but it always bugs me the way he treats tradesmen. how's that pub across the road, well it doesn't matter you're here to do the job. like imagine saying that in casual conversation


RockTheBloat

I think there’s some creative license there, blurring the lines between what he thought and what he actually said.


Simmonds246

The goat one for Christmas. Something about shoes “oh they haven’t got any” seemed like Karl’s attempt at actual humour and not observation


whats_wrong_with_it

Where’s your brother? He died.


EnderPerk

That was hilarious. He delivered that with such perfect timing. Always makes me laugh when i hear it.


NewPotato8330

I think Karl was fed up with being seen as Ricky and Steve’s PA.


2cb2ce

Thumb FIRMLY up his arse


johnny8vm

When they're talking about the possibility of gay men having their own toilets, and Karl says "why are they getting annoyed about it?", like it's a gotcha and proof that they are having a sneaky look. Something about his tone when he says that rubs me a little wrong. Though I'm pretty sure it was during *that* episode, when he clearly was just fed up in general.


Tunnnnnnnnn

Rubs you a little what? Ooooo


HappyLeaf29

Oh he was definitely somewhat homophobic back then, albeit due to ignorance rather than malice. I imagine his views on little gay fellas have improved over the last 20 years though as society has changed


KlimpysExpress

I must say, Karl’s dad sounds like a bit of a miserable fella. Stealing groceries and shoes, all while moaning that everyone’s out to rip him off. It’s amazing Karl turned out as well as he has.


Nuanciated

Hed bully prople out of his own sandwich shop


Evantra_

And the little incident of stuffing the kid in the wheelie bin


wagu666

He’s just like a more extreme version


EnderPerk

Im thinking Karls dad is probably an awful person.


couplatreethings

One thing that bothers me slightly is from An Idiot Abroad when he’s in India and they make out he’s going to be sleeping in the back of the shop with a load of other people. He’s asking them to understand why it’s such a shock for him (and I think another time about the toilet when he says this time yesterday he was in London) - I’m sure it was a shock but read the room a bit. That got a bit heavy didn’t it - bit of elbow?


seviliyorsun

maybe some of the bits about his brother and sister, saying they'll come out of the woodwork because he's famous and refusing to look at the photos of his niece


BriarcliffInmate

If you know about his siblings though, he's probably right. They were/are a bit... like that. IIRC there's a bit of a family split and Karl and his parents aren't in contact with his sister/brother for good reason. Karl mentioned that his dad kept getting asked to go on Jeremy Kyle with his brother, so that probably gives you a good idea.


HappyLeaf29

ITV actually rang Karl but he didn't bother passing it on.


seviliyorsun

https://old.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/comments/bv158q/karls_sister_posting_on_pilkipedia/epkkvy2/ >She's not on bad terms with Karl, they just went separate ways with their lives, she had moved to Ireland. his brother seemed alright in the doc but obviously can't just go by that.


jdownesbcfc

Which doc was that mate?


couplatreethings

This one I think they mean https://youtu.be/AKGsAVPabG4?si=i4RpZgrv9NUEnc9q


jdownesbcfc

Wow haha cheers. What a weirdo


seviliyorsun

here's the full version https://youtu.be/wRpY-1Edk5k


jdownesbcfc

Surprised you think his brother seems alright from that btw😂 Comes across a prat IMO!


seviliyorsun

haven't seen it for many years to be fair. i remember him making an effort to get his shit together then getting fucked by whoever was in charge. i'll watch it again some time.


wahooloo

I think his meanness comes from the inability to admit he's in the wrong. That's where most his bad moments stem from


EchousedDyno

Didn't he only not give him the message because he only got it a week after it was sent? Was on holiday when it came in?


EnderPerk

He basically told Steve he deleted the message about a week after he heard it on his voicemail.


Nuanciated

Remote access voicemail


EchousedDyno

You can't expect someone to work while they're on holiday. Anyway where was he? Like Wales or Cornwall or somewhere where they don't have phones?


Nuanciated

But then just say you wont pass on the message


[deleted]

Telling the homeless guy selling *The Big Issue* that when he was a kid he used to just dump the papers in a bin and go home. Dickhead.


2cb2ce

How did he know?


seviliyorsun

when was that?


[deleted]

[XFM S2E12, around 3 minutes in.](https://scrimpton.com/ep/ep-xfm-S2E12#pos-78)


seviliyorsun

ty, forgot about that. yeah it's pretty bad. at least there's a good chance it isn't true, knowing karl.


2cb2ce

I reckon it's true, they way Karl says - A homeless fella called me a dickhead on the way in - makes me think its an anecdote that recently happened


HappyLeaf29

Alright Columbo


2cb2ce

cund.


hellosebastien

Karl having a go at Steve when he had a sore throat was a bit tight


wagu666

Surprised he wasn’t at home with his mam and his dad.. in BRISTOL


HappyLeaf29

Oooh, the worm has turned!


foalsfoalsfoalz

just being completely dumb and ignorant to the rosie parks situation, then in the end calling her lazy


TehIrishSoap

Crush grapes!


Emotional_Cost_3347

The general way in which he's treated Suzanne throughout their relationship. It sorta feels like he's had some low-level contempt for her the way he's always come of as rude, thoughtless, heartless and self-centered.  I genuinely feel like she could've done a lot better than him.


iloveyouall00

Laughing at people with deformities, disabilities and diseases. Especially laughing at the kid with the ageing disease.


Nuanciated

He wasnt aving a go, though. Tell em.


mcmanus2099

Karl wasn't to blame for the voice over work. He passed the message on, they shouldn't have rang xfm and it's not his fault he wasn't prepared for a call like that to occur. Steve wants to have a word with his agent foremost about that.


djddy

he didn’t pass the message on! i can’t believe we’re doing this!


EnderPerk

You're an idiot, play a record


Upper_Agency

Agreed!


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

I thought it was hilarious.


robcoz98

Do We Need Them? Just hearing Karl repeatedly get shot down during each debate and he still edited them together and allowed them to go on radio


[deleted]

Biggest load of shit on xfm tbh


dlrace

There's a couple of things that stick out, and I think Steve was right when he called him "quite patriarchal". Would have loved to see the show Ricky wanted to do, 'at home with the pilkington's' - I bet the apple didn't fall far from the tree, with some of the stuff karl's dad says.


Right_Wing_Hippie

I can't think what she gets out of the relationship