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NiceLittleTown2001

Bro looking a little extra like his POTC character 


RagnarHedin

I think this is from around when he shot his cameo, hence the stache.


NiceLittleTown2001

I figured lol 


Ratbag_Jones

Imagine being a young dude who met one of those daughters, and eventually got invited back to the house, and... there's Keith. Nah, that wouldn't have been intimidating!


vincentr2727

Is he turning into Danny Trejo?


RockingwithRocky

That what I’m saying


TheTumblingBoulders

That’s Bob Dylan


Matsuyama_Mamajama

Keef looks a little creepy with that 'stache, sorry to say...


BraxtonTen

Both of them look more like Keith than Patti. Some strong genes.


Big_Plankton4173

His kids with Anita look lots like him too.


Original60sGirl

Funny, I don't see it.


Character_Editor_422

There’s no such thing as “strong genes”.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Yeah, that’s unfortunate unless you’re Patti Smith.


Big_Plankton4173

Keith was a handsome man when young, and he stayed pretty sexy with age


Ok-Cauliflower1798

He looked like a goofier Franz Kafka up until 1968. He did have a good 12 year run after that. Then he started looking like the Dickensian cobbler that we now see.


Big_Plankton4173

Decent summation


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Thanks. I spent a lot of my youth trying to look like that great 12 year run he had. Who wouldn’t?


Realistic_Grand_6719

Keef has looked like the Crypt Keeper for years.


Professional_Ad_8

This was about 15-20 years ago. Theodora looks just like her dad.


Remote_Independent50

The headline should be "Keith and his acceptably attractive daugthers"


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Nicely done. That is so catty, Keith would love it.


cmeyer49er

My man looks like he’s about to tie them to a railroad track.


subcinco

That's funny shit


HHSquad

Keith Dastardly!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OhShitItsSeth

Awful stache tho


djs012279

Absolute Foxes!


sm_rollinger

So much going on here lol


Cockcollins

Amazing he can be there dad , both hotties


zabdart

So glad they got their good looks from their mother!


Un4gvn2

Matching eyeliner.


Right_Artichoke_5694

thanks to their mother


Dependent_Win_6889

Keith looks 10 years older than Baseball


ClueEmbarrassed1443

Jesus Christ it’s Danny Trejo


Altruistic_Quiet_348

I’d rather have Keith for a Dad.


sirdigstrum

I didn’t realize the Hawk Tuah girl was his daughter!


Emotional-Stage-1959

Jealous


SouthernElection7672

I'm sorry, did you say "beautiful"? I may need to check my hearing aid battery...


Outrageous-Pause6317

Are they also immortal, or does it skip a generation?


YVRJon

It's not genetic, Keef just managed to hit on the exact correct combination of drugs to produce immortality.


No-Sea1252

Keith hope you had a talk with your daughter about the effects drugs can have on you


Big_Plankton4173

I think Jerry Hall said her and Mick's kids were scared off of drugs by seeing Keith sleeping on their couch


j3434

Like becoming an international legendary rock star


One_Training_9719

🤯


jimmycrackcor

eye of the beholder


j3434

Ey , mate!


lovely_poopy

They should make a sex tape


FedGoat13

Where is his son Jack?


Beginning_Camp715

Dude looks like he's wearing a skin suit or something. Looks unnatural


Catz_eyez_10203

I thought it was a mask until I zoomed in. He’s had that shar-pei look for a while... Apparently still going strong though!


Lemetkamarastein

Hawk Tua?!