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BigAd3388

She'd literally cheat on you on your honeymoon


EveningEveryman

I want the idea of her. Why do you think I don't listen to the pod?


CardsImakeEm

But would you LIVE to marry someone like her? 😔


EveningEveryman

No joke, I am actually working so I can go to Belerus and find a girl like her.


juglans_penis

65% chance she has chronic halitosis


OneOfPDiddysVictims

Just saw 50+ of her in Austria last winter


EveningEveryman

*Takes notes*


Ngrsummit02

Her and Nick bonded over having herpes 


Victarionscrack

She would drive you crazy after six months.


PradaAndPunishment

Dropping bodies for someone with that jaw is criminal. I throw you in jail


ImamofKandahar

Eastern Europe is full of girls like her.


thisbarbieisstealing

Dasha is amazing but you can absolutely find a Slavic girl with the same demeanor, not worth ending yourself


maxwell_hill1984

I think he was suggesting ending someone else to impress her or something


Weekly-Vacation-6929

me too


tralktralk

sadly there is no one quite like her...


ImamofKandahar

Naw plenty of this model in Eastern Europe, cheating included!