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Felix_Leiter1953

How does anyone take this clown seriously? Like it's so transparent this is all an act.


metafish_42

You’d be surprised at how stupid a large number of people actually are.


DCtheBREAKER

Take a look at the average person and realize that 50% of the population is DUMBER than them. -George Carlin


BusyCandidate7791

George Carlin keeps speaking from the Grave. I should read his book Last Words.


guyonlinepgh

Which one?


DudeB5353

Simply plan for success…Commit sexual crimes, fake turning religious, buy a microphone and spew right wing bullshit to grift off the gullible.


AndrewLohse

He keeps getting worse and worse fake shithead


metafish_42

Yeah, his comment sections are crazy too. Extreme echo chambers. You’d be hard pressed to find any sort of dissenting opinions there.


AndrewLohse

Wonder how many of the commentators actually watch his whole videos Or just come to parrot the same shit among likeminded dummies


metafish_42

You couldn’t count the repeated comments. I mean, you could, but it would take you a good long while or a web scraping algo. The options in his “polls” are also pure biased insanity.


morgazmo99

What does the right have on Russel to make him turn into such a jack hole? He used to be an eccentric kook, now he's a boot licking right winger.


ShiftBMDub

He switched right when all the sexual assault stuff started to come out. He knew he’d lose followers so he went to the one place they don’t care about that.


leckysoup

His entire career maps to sexual assault and predation: His memoir opens with him in rehab for “sex addiction” - this was only one year in to being on national tele and in response to his perving on the audience of big brother’s big mouth. He’s got this weird thing for young girls and antagonizing their famous parents/families - Bob Geldof, Rod Stewart being famous examples. Culminating in the Sachsgate scandal where he bragged on air about having sex with a much loved actor’s young grand daughter. Nearly got himself cancelled that time. But, perversely, the publicity generated by the scandal raises his status. He develops a “bad boy” reputation at odds with his 12-step sobriety and spiritual awareness. He hosts the MTV awards where Katy Perry courts him by lobbing a beer bottle at him. How rock and roll! He moves to Hollywood, they get married. But after Katy Perry ditched him for reasons still not clear, Russell stays on in LA to pursue a TV career. Then suddenly, after a couple of years, he gives it all up and returns to the uk, we now know, contemporaneously to at least one accusation of rape and another of attempted rape. He didn’t return to California for 10 years - the statute of limitations for sexual assault in that state. Back in blighty, he finds himself hanging out the back of billionaire lefty journalist Jemima Kahn, where he suddenly develops a political consciousness. That relationship ends pretty much the day after Brand and Kahn win a legal injunction that silences a masseuse who is accusing Brand of sexual assault. Brand’s status, however is renewed. He becomes an influential commentator, gets guest slots editing the New Statesman and Guardian, even a Dessert Island discs - an honour usually reserved for national treasures! He flops as a political commentator after the 2015 election - slinks off to lick his wounds. Lays a bit low. Gets married to his current wife - whom he first dated when she was 17. Much to the chagrin of her father - a famous professional golfer. He becomes a regular on the UK panel show circuit, but the television work suddenly dries up when, it is alleged, he becomes too toxic and fellow comedians refuse to work with him. This is after a show he hosted was rushed to air in fear that Vice was about to publish damning revelations about his sexual predations. He was able to stifle that report, allegedly, through a Super Injunction. With tv work dwindling, he refocuses on his podcast and YouTube channel as a wellness and spiritual influencer. It’s a bit lackluster- he’s trading off his former celebrity, and there’s plenty of younger, more professional people already in that market. But then, in 2020, “Alice” approaches his management company seeking an admission of, and apology for, his sexual assaults on her as a 16 year old school girl. Russell fucks her off, but his YouTube channel lurches towards conspiracy content and he starts courting the right wing fringe. Three months into 2021, Russell’s channel is almost entirely conspiracy content and the spiritual stuff is almost entirely gone. In late 2021 Russell gets wind that the Times and Channel 4 are investigating him. He buys his own studio and sets up the “stay free” media company so he doesn’t have to rely on production companies to make his content. He’s looking for a platform to host his output. September 2022, almost 12 months after he started work on the studio, he announces his deal with Rumble, further isolating him from mainstream cancel culture. A huge lurch to the right - he’s now showing up in photo ops with Trump jr, appearing for interviews with Fox News, welcoming Steven Crowder to Rumble. His bromance with Tucker Carlson. In September 2023, the Times and Channel 4 publish their story. Russell is demonetized on YouTube, and is immediately courted by the likes of Alex Jones. Barely six months later, he’s ditched the Hare Krishna Hinduism, got himself baptized in a sewer by a z-list celebrity, and is now praying in public with Alex fucking Jones. Every move of his career punctuated by sexual assault allegations.


BillyYank2008

I believe Katy Perry also said she has "receipts" on him in case she needs them.


CranberrySoda

Well summarised! You could see the sort of awful, narcissistic man he was in that Katy Perry documentary from when they are together. Covid was an absolute gift to him as it helped him understand what his audience valued - which was lies that reinforced their personal beliefs. Which he is more than happy to provide as long as it distracts from his behaviours. It’s a built up army


WaitingForMyIsekai

Absolute banger summary, need to save this.


Objective-Pin-1045

100% on point. What a pathetic sack of shit human.


nice1priscilla

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liketo

This is a great summary. Just one point: Bear Grylls isn’t z-list. On the whole he does a lot of good esp his being head of the Scouts in the UK. But I was surprised he didn’t drop RB after the allegations came out. Probably something to do with Christian forgiveness


No-Contest4033

Did Nazi that coming.


RelaxedBluey94

Kompromat. Brand has zero self regulation. Would have been easy to honey pot him. Vile, vile man.


Unable_Insurance_391

Did it all start once the rape allegations came in?


LSF604

He was always a narcissist. This is how they do.


Altruistic-Text3481

Brand is an asshole. Alex Jones is possessed by all the dead children gunned down. May they both rot. Souless assholes.


Scrabble_4

If they really believe this shite … praying to be able to keep spreading hateful crap, then they are both bent.


sippysun

"Two maniacal dipshits pray together on a podcast. One dipshit says to the other..."


Bleord

Eventually he is going to have a mega church.


sunseven3

This is what getting spat out of the entertainment industry looks like. Instead of having the sense to realise his fifteen minutes is up, he's going in for that last attention grab.


metafish_42

Grifting like there’s no tomorrow.


Sheeple_person

Rob schneider is still doing this and his 15 mins were up in like 2005


Obvious_Definition58

I’m convinced that the only reason Rob Schneider worked past SNL is that he has compromising information on Adam Sandler.


MC_Fap_Commander

There is money from rightwing sources for anyone who was once an even peripheral celebrity.


wolfiepraetor

Russel is like that turd that just won’t flush and you keep having to look at it while you hit the handle over and over


_ChipWhitley_

Gotta get that poop knife.


Crafty-Conference964

Wow. wtf is wrong with these men


Altimely

The basis is greed. Tack on a few layers of light sociopaty and narcissism and you get a cookie-cutter grifter.


No_Cook2983

In my opinion, this is more evidence that Russell Brand is very keenly aware of the things investigators are uncovering. He’s so desperate for forgiveness, he’d probably pray with me.


brutusd44

There are just evil people, always were. We have seen this back in the history, people playing with fire for their own benefit - money in this case. Obviously, without fans and supporters these idiots wouldn’t go anywhere, so we should blame the fans too.


metafish_42

The kool-aid has been a little strong lately.


RelaxedBluey94

It's crazy town out there. They're flooding the zone with shit.


metafish_42

Completely unhinged. It’s hard to believe people are this easy to manipulate, but you can see it right in his comment sections.


Radiant-Map8179

People have always been this easy to manipulate OP... Only difference these days is it is far easier to manipulate people due to the ubiquity of hand-held smart tech.


metafish_42

True. And to that end, I claim that public satire and mockery are the Achilles’ Heel of grifters like this. The more people see how completely absurd their rhetoric is this clearly, the more their influence is kept in check, if not laughed at all the way to hell.


premium_Lane

Dude is more cooked now than when we was taking smack and crack


metafish_42

Ironically enough, yeah


rudalsxv

People are glued to this. And they vote. Think about that.


metafish_42

Really gets their gears turning.


ahick420

Grifting hard with this one


metafish_42

I still haven’t been able to stop laughing


FrogNuggits

Douche stereo


MidniteMogwai

Fuck both of these worthless shit stains.


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

These two cumstains “praying” is just so cringe. They are pathetic.


metafish_42

Grifters gooning for god.


Greedy_Temperature33

What a pair of utter cunts.


Knightlore70

Grifters, paedophiles, rapists and narcissists all stick together.


elchemy

Did I just watch an exorcism?


metafish_42

Yes. You just saw him save Alex from demonic alien forces with the power of prayer.


GodIsAPizza

Hallelujah brother


dartie

Man. He’s really lost the plot.


metafish_42

On the contrary, I’d argue he’s finally *found* the plot. Best acting I’ve seen so far from Russel Brand!


Travis_T_OJustice

Like it says in.... The book of Garry section 3, sub paragraph C.... Lo the angels came down in their Subaru's, and yay they had them lift kits and big wheel kits on, hoo doggy. And the lit the holy BBQ of Amsterdam and the steaks was good.... With the salt and pepper.... Hmmm juicy steak.and then they got out their 45s and shot a few empty cans. Folks these angels then said to buy your supplements from Dr Jones natural dot com and use the promo code brandywandy. Then God told me the time, and lo, it was 9.03 pm central.


FrogNuggits

Douche stereo


No_Cook2983

I won’t be commenting on this because Russell told me his faith in an intensely private journey. I’m imagining the link to the video was just a blank screen. Even Jesus Himself said Jesus commanded, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in public and on the street corners to be seen by men…” [Matt 6:5]


According_Wing_3204

Russell lobotomized himself didn't he?


Dennyisthepisslord

Once Brand lost Matt Morgan who would mock his nonsense he lost the last grip of sanity he had.


MJGM235

and after they prayed, Alex is still losing his business and still owes Billions 😂


pmkdrummer

My how the mighty have fallen. Of all people, I never thought Russel Brand would stoop to this for monetary gain. For me, he is the greatest example of show me who you are and I'll believe you. oof


SmoltzforAlexander

Russell is dying to siphon off Jones’s audience and the adoration and cash that comes with it.  


The_Powers

Pray for Redemption all you like Russell, no-one is buying it you haunted Victorian lamp post.


AustinDood444

This video should be marked NSFW. There’s 2 huge gapping assholes in it.


liamanna

This POS agrees with the other POS, that Sandy Hook was FAKE!! Fuck. Them. Both. Deport that MF!!


vicsepulveda66

Russel Brand has gone full fascist


N4t41i4

"We pray people are gullible and stupid enough" ![gif](giphy|ya6HU6ThrvplmnLEhA)


SimonGloom2

That's our reenactment of every Thanksgiving ever.


jeff43568

Sorry, did he say aliens? Doesn't he know it was just marsh gas in a weather balloon?


ClimateBall

The prayer in Don't Look Up was better.


scummy71

Two grifters grifting


scubapig

Russell Brand has descended from once being a complete and utter weird tool into this. Can't believe it! I used to have so much lack of respect for him.


fezzuk

I'm like 70% sure it's some sort of performance art at this point.


CANDLEBIPS

This is hilarious


wallybeet

Conmen


Louis_Friend_1379

Russell Re-Brand is an apex predator. He recognized quickly he had worn out his welcome in his hedonistic reality at the instant his past started to catch up to him, and quickly repackaged himself in the shroud of religion only to begin stalking his prey again.


Lostinaredzone

FU Russel


SaltyBarDog

Scum and scumer.


ReadySteady_54321

Brand has always been a grifter, he just migrated to where the grift was most profitable. The through-line has always been his boorishness. That’s the only part that remains constant, which is how you know it’s genuine.


Metalmorphosis80

What a fucking cunt


scoobysnackoutback

Was Alex Jones rolling his eyes in the middle of Russell’s prayer?


CroatianSensation79

Two scumbags


Arkhampatient

I think this is what was meant by not taking the Lord’s name in vain.


Reddygators

Imagine Andy Kaufman playing in this field.


ziggy182

What the hell did Alex say about aliens giving super conductor technology?!?


Unable_Insurance_391

If only they could get Trump to pray, could you even imagine how that would go?


Commercial_Pitch_786

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Tzameti1984

Grifting fucking cunt.. pure fucking trash


o0flatCircle0o

These people are evil


fistingbythepool

Rapist fraud. And a fat lying cunt


DrRockBoognish

This has to be a comedy stunt. Like Sacha Cohen or Andy Kaufman - playing it dark until the time comes to call the red-hatters out for what they are. Please let this be that.


boingwater

They're a bunch of fucking loonies


Runme69

They both suck


BasicAd81

Piece of shit rapist terrified of being Danny mastersons cellmate


QaplaSuvwl

Couple of bullshit artists with their fake praying🖕🏼


OfficeJabroni

The troglodyte twins


SnooChocolates9334

For f\*cks sake.


ianbattlesrobots

What a pair of cunts


Final_Meeting2568

I can't stop laughing. . Raising the profile of his Brand I guess.


Cuttlefish47

This is so gross. As an atheist I'm only moderately grossed out but if I were a Christian who actually cared about my religion I would be deeply offended by this fake, non sequitur public prayer. The Bible says prayer should be a private conversation between oneself and God, not a public spectacle.


aortomus

Yes, yes, impressive. "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men". 


AMerryKa

Fuck them and their fake god.


shortnix

This is putting me right off Jesus.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

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Outrageous-Divide472

Dumbasses


Woody781

What a turd that guy is. I honestly wish he’d do us all a favour and get back on the smack


Jizzle_Sticks

What the fuck, he’s a rapist so now he’s a Christian?


feastoffun

Katy Perry wakes up with night sweats every time she sleeps thinking about when she used to be married with this clown.


RPLAJ4Y88

2 Bullshit artists living in Pluto


TheToddestTodd

The molester and the grifter, together at last.


unmutual6669

Just 2 idiots being stupid AF for the whole world to witness. Yay.


ALife2BLived

Russell Brand joins the list of other celebrity Trump sycophant cuckcoos like Rosanne Barr.


holydildos

Can't believe I used to like this guy. What a hack.


Equalsmsi2

😂😂😂😂🙃


Forwhatitsworth522

What. The. Fuck.


Eoghey

Child deaths are somehow currency to aliens. We now know the true reason behind every school shooting and genocide the human race has ever committed. But we still don't have super conductors. We need to stop falling for this scam.


gwoody88

Fucking charlatans


SGBK

I can’t stand Russell brand anymore - he was an inspiration to me at one point, but this is beyond.


CalmToaster

Man I used to think Russel was some kind of enlightened individual. He's just a self absorbed grifter.


HappyPermit4511

What an effing douche bag


sixty5pan

Without gullible people, there would be no religion or MAGA.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Republican Christians with a bunch of traitors and liars


Competitive_Bath_511

What a muppet


NewYorkRocker

Russell Brand really lost it


InternationalBand494

Russell has lost his goddamn mind


Adventurous_Pea_3240

How the hell did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Matthew, Andrew, Phillip, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?,


[deleted]

This guy really epitomizes asshole. Never ever liked him, like him less now. Why does he have an audience...


drbirtles

The grift is now complete.


Dark_Helmet23

Disgraceful pair of cunts


Vapes7a

So I actually used to be a fan of Russel Brand before he started grifting. I even bought his first book (it was titled, “My Booky Wook” or something like that)… it’s so cringe looking back that I don’t even like to think about it now lol 🤦‍♂️


kettelbe

Wtf


mustardwulf

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand nothing happened


Satevo462

Russell Brand wants to be a christian, fine by me. But what does that have to do with siding with a Despicable evil person like Alex jones? Russell brand, you are a fucking joke.


Markis_Shepherd

Funniest Russel act I have seen.


picvegita6687

May lightning strike them both


really_another

I'm happy with Jones being required to compensate his victims and Brand facing his in a trial. Or lightning, whatever.


metafish_42

I hope the strikes “are swell and easily”


Unknown_Outlander

I felt the holy spirit coming inside me.


jewbo23

With no consent knowing Brand.


Glum-Plum9279

Fuck off Brand you wierd cunt.


_ChipWhitley_

lol once people get cancelled they all seem to band together and lean on each other. This is that basket of deplorables Hillary was talking about 8 years ago. **It’s a thing.**


ntantaros

🤮


The_Tommo

Twot


Helmidoric_of_York

Why not? He's on the lunatic tour of America.


therapoootic

We call all feel the bullshit from two hideous cretins


dagskill

Fuck he has fallen far. Once viewed as intelligent, now just a sad little man sucked into the religious right. The other cunt is just a fat fucken grifter.


thefartsock

Brand has never been viewed as an intelligent man. He's always been more of an evil hippy kinda guy. Sort of guy that will complain about pollution while flying cross country 4 times in a week.


GloomyFondant526

Thanks for the video images of you being a phoney, holy roller, Russell Brand.


NoApartheidOnMars

Praying for Jones' finances ?


Bombastically

This has to be a long bit. This is way too ridiculous


WoodyManic

How low can this limbo dancer go?


saltmarsh63

F them both.


mikeonbass

God almighty his face at the end of that "prayer". He even looks disgusted with himself.


InquiringMin-D

The creeps gotta keep creeping. smfh


loganp8000

what a bummer! I'm pretty embarrassed that I was telling people about his channel a couple years ago...woops


Mudder512

Good grief. Is this why Katie Perry divorced Russell Brand?


Porschenut914

so the aliens killed the sandy hook kids? Jones is lucky the parents have so much self control.


rygelicus

cult gotta cult


Epicurus402

Zero integrity, total sleazebag grifters. Just plain vile. Both of them.


ReloadedAlreadyx22

Showboating “Bible say to Prey In Private”


Obstreporous1

Go ahead Russell. Tie your ship to another punk ass predator POS with the same reprehensible type of character as you. BTW, I’m certain folks on your side of the pond care about what a non-subject would have to say regarding Nigel Farage. Yeah. We don’t give a shit what you have to say.


nobodyukn

Fucking losers & has beens🙄


JoshSwol

Grifting Weirdos.


ilostmyeraser

Wow...Russell. like the school shootings, iam going to deny thst Russell is now a donkey


pixie_sprout

Did anyone watch The Boys this week? Wtf is going on


Humble-Culture3133

Just another example of SCJM syndrome, Sinking Celebrity Joins Maga. This is a last ditch effort to regain popularity, ie, Amber Rose, Dennis Quaid.


Glaucous

I really like the video tho. I love how it speeds up his prayer like the gobbledegook in commercials. But these guys… they’re just weirdos that can stop talking. And they really should.


Crazy_Response_9009

Deranged.


Open_Ad7470

As if Alex Jones really cares about prayer.🙏🏻


moodyblue8222

Praying for forgiveness for their horrible, sinful lives?


aDirtyMartini

I really hope that he was trolling that shitbag.


LiveTheLifeIShould

Is this an episode of the Da Ali G Show?


Scrabble_4

🙄


UsedEntertainment244

Russel has lost the narrative so hard...


ExploderPodcast

Shithead convention meeting early this year.


thefartsock

May Christ present the secret ingredient of superconductors to Russel Brand. Let's pray it isn't the blood of unborn children, let's pray extra hard that is isn't.


ddicks1874

Is this cunt back on the skag?


TwitchTheMeow

Washed up fuck


NFLWookiee

Grift orgy


cadezego5

This shit is so fucking cringe


schuppaloop

Omg absolute comedic gold. Alex says the Holy Spirit almost knocked him over lol


heatmiser333

Wait, I am not going to waste my time looking this up. Is this real I mean I know about Russell but did he actually pray with freaking Alex Jones on camera? Please tell me this is just a mashup.


EB2300

Russell Brand is a delusional rapist piece of shit. He’ll literally do anything for attention, and he figured out he hit the jackpot with religion


stoner-slverfox54

The predator and the cuck right there.


Downtown-Ad5724

What a joke


Odd_Relationship7901

Russel needs to get back on drugs man


jr2761ale

Russ is about 2 years away from leading the next Jones Town.


Kaputnik1

This is so sad and pathetic. 😂


chrisscottish

Grifters of a feather flock together


Allnyguy

Which one is crazier?? Actually it’s a trick question, they are both plain fucking nuts


rypien2clark

I used to think the English were smarter than us Americans, but no longer


QueenLizzysClit

This cunt needs to get back on the skag asap.


CliffPromise

What a pair of grifting twats


fuf3d

WTF has happened to our timeline.