I think if you’re going to pull a deep quote, maybe some quotations. I’ve seen Eternal Sunshine many times but I didn’t remember this line when I read it.
No they don’t just people who want everyone to know do because they have little else to offer. The really rich with the fuck you kinda money don’t talk about their wealth
I had an ex coworker that created a very fake online life where he was dating beautiful young successful women, owned a private jet, flew places almost every day for meals/shopping and secured a celebrity for his wedding.
Then he faked his death and on all the fake accounts he made (girlfriends, family, workers) posted sad things about him and he went dark.
But he is very much alive and I hope that I see him in person someday. Bat shit crazy.
I know somebody doing this right now with a fake Instagram account, she has fake overseas holidays, luxuries etc, but the real fun part is the fake French model athlete heir husband along with a foster child who is a patisserie chef/footy star adopted from a disadvantaged background
She even has the fake photoshopped pictures printed up at her own workplace cubicle
Neither of them exist
That's so weird but also intriguing. Did she seem normal in person?
I've reached an un-godly level of boredom. This actually might be fun lol I'm disabled and spend 90% of my time at home alone. Its not really any different to making a life on something like The Sims. IF it doesn't do any harm.
Edit: Missed this bit: She has actual photoshoped pics of them on her wall....
I thought she was just doing it online for a bit of fun, didn't realise she was actually trying to convince people around her... wtf?
the difference is that ur lying to ppl by pretending its true, and theres a lot less involved with firing up sims compared to literally fabricating a life and identity
Yeah that's what I missed. I thought it was just like a fun alternate, sorta online dream-life type thing. But if she's telling people that it's all real and pretending to have a family, yeah, major red flags!
This guy should reach out to that guy for some tips then, because farmers sausage, brie cheese, a 13$ bottle of wine and a beer aren't exactly screaming the millionaire message as much as he thinks it is.
Haha! Yeah that’s part of the hilarious and very sad parts of their lies. Like, sure some wealthy people travel multiple times a week for appearances, meetings, work etc.
But to fly out daily for dinner is a bit of a reach for even them. My grifter also had great pride in the “lofts” he lived in. True there were some that were multi-million dollar owned lofts. However…most of them were 400 Square Foot Studios or retail space and the one he used for an address was…
A massage parlor for 2 therapists. I guess he didn’t think you could get that information.
Ahh, good sir, I'm so glad you asked. However, I have a trade Jeeves has fetched me a sprite and will soon bring some chilled robotussin, I believe this is what they call syzurp. We must sip it.
No, I’ll [give it a crack](https://www.studiesinaustralia.com/Blog/about-australia/the-modern-guide-to-aussie-slang#:~:text=Crack%20(give%20it%20a)%3A,Aussie%20term%20that%20is%20crikey.)
Bro, being an alcoholic ain't fun no matter how rich you are, bam Magera, Amy Winehouse, aviici, heck even Donald trumps brother their lives are/were awful. My old drinking buddies and I were in a constant state of near homelessness, and we were still drunk every single damn day
This is like one of those would you rather games, or when a genie gives you a wish with a caveat - you're a millionaire but you're also a pathetic virgin, take your pick.
Hey hey hey, one time I was given a mug of warm moscato at a baby shower and it was a very classy affair. They had melted chocolate bars into disposable nappies and the game was that you had to guess what kind of chocolate it was.
I am no longer consenting to attend baby showers! I’m pleased that you are having a baby, but you can fuck right off with your warm moscato. The nappy thing I am almost too traumatised to discuss.
I would say that most millionaires who made it are pretty humble. They know what it took to get there. It's extremely lonely to make it in life with no one who can relate to you at that level.
reminds me of another dude who got somewhat famous in australia, who would constantly post himself nanging in cars on his snapchat story (among other things)
i think he got arrested and went to court, and some of his “fans” went to a public viewing of it lol
And sip $10 bottles of wine while sitting at the counter of the all in one kitchen/dining room/living room in their 1-bedroom apartment. (No hate to apartment dwellers! Just the fake millionaire apartment dwellers)
Such a shit wine
Brown Brothers is like the “nice” wine people get when they don’t know anything about wine but think it’s good because it’s over 10 dollarydoos.
“I’d like to buy one crack rock please”
Awww!! Did someone get addicted to crack rock??
Dude We can get crack from Roxie!
Shut up, baby dick!
This jacket is tighter than dick skin!
How do ya like me now, gay boy
Roxie was a good hoooo-r
You serviced not only my crank, but my heart
Dude you are going *to love it*
I *am*?!? On the way lets pick up some Tommy Bahama shirts - **are you familiar**
Oh boy, It's time for the 5:00 free crack giveaway!
Thank you… for being so kind
How bout, two for the price of one?
Don't say "that one".
It's one o'clock in the afternoon and you're piss-ass drunk!
You got what I neeeeeeeeeeeeed
OH BAAAABBYYY YOUUUUUUUU
Never heard it. I do have rock crack though. 20 dollars per crack.
Sir, the price depends on how cracked the rock is, this specific rock is very crack
How much would you recommend to a first time user?
Ohhhh baby youuu! 🎶
You got what I NEEEEEEEED
Sir, we are out of crack rock, but could i interest you in some rock crack? Why yes, it's the same but the rock hit first.
*rock crack
It’s 3 O’clock on the dot I need a crack rock
You don’t Need to be rich to drink everyday
In fact many of history’s greatest winos weren’t rich at all
A wino? Jesus, are you from the '50s or something? A wino? Edit: I guess you people have never watched “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”.
I think if you’re going to pull a deep quote, maybe some quotations. I’ve seen Eternal Sunshine many times but I didn’t remember this line when I read it.
Deep cut is too deep, my friend, and I've seen that movie several times
It's also just too boring of a line to stand out. There isn't anything unique or memorable about it.
Lol love that you got downvoted to oblivion for a quote but had the balls to keep the comment up
Great movie
based my friend
LOL
I’ve found the poorer people I’ve known in life to be a lot more likely to drink every day. It’s escapism.
It’s pretty much even across the board in my experience
Money talks, wealth whispers
Take a look at my cousin, he’s broke and he drinks all day.
Especially not when you’re buying $14 bottles of moscato.
Are you sure, buddies busted out the fine wine there with that 13$ bottle.
Can confirm. I drink every day and I'm broke as hell.
Drinking every day is a great way to speed run some bad decisions and quickly unrich yourself
Rich people always talk about how much money they have! Yeah team yeah!
And use “rock crack”
I'm more of a "crack pot" kind of guy myself.
I prefer crock pots actually
If you put crack rock in your crock pot, it evolves into a microwave :)
“Hello no, crack is for poor people”- Whitney Houston when asked if she does crack
You can be rich and still do crack. You'll probably end up poor though.
Every rule has exceptions and all that
No they don’t just people who want everyone to know do because they have little else to offer. The really rich with the fuck you kinda money don’t talk about their wealth
These people aren’t rich though. They might be wealthy and upper middle class, but not rich.
I had an ex coworker that created a very fake online life where he was dating beautiful young successful women, owned a private jet, flew places almost every day for meals/shopping and secured a celebrity for his wedding. Then he faked his death and on all the fake accounts he made (girlfriends, family, workers) posted sad things about him and he went dark. But he is very much alive and I hope that I see him in person someday. Bat shit crazy.
High level trolling is indistinguishable from insanity
On some level I respect the bit.
I know somebody doing this right now with a fake Instagram account, she has fake overseas holidays, luxuries etc, but the real fun part is the fake French model athlete heir husband along with a foster child who is a patisserie chef/footy star adopted from a disadvantaged background She even has the fake photoshopped pictures printed up at her own workplace cubicle Neither of them exist
That's so weird but also intriguing. Did she seem normal in person? I've reached an un-godly level of boredom. This actually might be fun lol I'm disabled and spend 90% of my time at home alone. Its not really any different to making a life on something like The Sims. IF it doesn't do any harm. Edit: Missed this bit: She has actual photoshoped pics of them on her wall.... I thought she was just doing it online for a bit of fun, didn't realise she was actually trying to convince people around her... wtf?
the difference is that ur lying to ppl by pretending its true, and theres a lot less involved with firing up sims compared to literally fabricating a life and identity
Yeah that's what I missed. I thought it was just like a fun alternate, sorta online dream-life type thing. But if she's telling people that it's all real and pretending to have a family, yeah, major red flags!
I love this!
This sounds so funny, but also kind of fun
This guy should reach out to that guy for some tips then, because farmers sausage, brie cheese, a 13$ bottle of wine and a beer aren't exactly screaming the millionaire message as much as he thinks it is.
Haha! Yeah that’s part of the hilarious and very sad parts of their lies. Like, sure some wealthy people travel multiple times a week for appearances, meetings, work etc. But to fly out daily for dinner is a bit of a reach for even them. My grifter also had great pride in the “lofts” he lived in. True there were some that were multi-million dollar owned lofts. However…most of them were 400 Square Foot Studios or retail space and the one he used for an address was… A massage parlor for 2 therapists. I guess he didn’t think you could get that information.
Man I kinda wanna do that now. Genuinely sounds kinda fun to create something like that haha
It seems pretty safe. He didn’t actually catfish or mislead anyone. Just made a bunch of profiles to make his life seem quite extravagant.
How did you know he was faking it?
He worked at a call center still with a mutual friend and did not own a car, often car pooling and he lived no where near where he said.
How does this person go from bragging how rich they are to asking about getting crack in under 6 hours.
A crack habit is actually very expensive these days
You can tell he does the drugs, asking for rock crack. He knows the streets.
I'll take one marijuana, please
Ahh, good sir, I'm so glad you asked. However, I have a trade Jeeves has fetched me a sprite and will soon bring some chilled robotussin, I believe this is what they call syzurp. We must sip it.
Brown Brothers Moscato /thread
Sub 10 dollar Moscato with the label facing the camera is peak comedy
Where are you finding it for less than $10?! I’d like to know 😅
If you want a nice and cheap Mascarto, get Banrock Station. Bottle goes for $8 at Dan's. Wayyyy better than Brown Brothers.
Can’t remember if I’ve tried that one before but I’ll give it a crack, thanks
You’ll give it a crack rock?
No, I’ll [give it a crack](https://www.studiesinaustralia.com/Blog/about-australia/the-modern-guide-to-aussie-slang#:~:text=Crack%20(give%20it%20a)%3A,Aussie%20term%20that%20is%20crikey.)
Agreed, Banrock pink Moscato is lovely and the bottles are huge.
Background of that shot looks like it was taken in his basement and not a restaurant. Why is there a credit card on the table?
Stale potato chips and a plastic cup of tomatoes…*fancy!*
And a $10 bottle of moscato 😂😂☠️
The true multi-millionaire's dilemma. What's better: 1 insanely expensive bottle of Moscato, or 10,000 shitty bottles of Moscato?
That second pic is so fucking funny.
Dracula Flow energy >Treated myself to some fine Moscato and a charcuterie board. I need me some rock crack, STAT!!
Ah yes cabanossi, the food of millionaires
On a plate his parents got for their engagement in the 1970s
Hahaha accurate! And a moscato that goes for $13 a bottle at BWS!!! Living large
An 11 buck bottle of your top shelf bb moscato
Going to be such a disaster when his fake girlfriend finds out he’s broke.
Bro, being an alcoholic ain't fun no matter how rich you are, bam Magera, Amy Winehouse, aviici, heck even Donald trumps brother their lives are/were awful. My old drinking buddies and I were in a constant state of near homelessness, and we were still drunk every single damn day
Please never stop posting this guy's delusions. I am very entertained by him
"I'm a millionaire!" Bro, that's a [$14 bottle of wine](https://www.vivino.com/US/en/brown-brothers-moscato/w/1666877).
He's Australian so its even less lol, it's $11.65 AUD, or $7.51 USD
Oh holy fuck that's amazing.
What part of the Capricorn coast was this picture taken? Yeppoon?
This picture feels very Queensland
Rock Crack? Ok cop.
This is just hilarious
Why are there sliced strawberries in amongst the salty and oily savoury foods? Taste burned out by all that crack?
He cleaned out his entire fridge for that photo.
Second pic is so out of be pocket hahaha.
I have found that being sober saves you a lot of money. When I was a drunk, I was always broke.
Rich person, drinks Brown Brothers wine, yeah okay mate, sure
This is like one of those would you rather games, or when a genie gives you a wish with a caveat - you're a millionaire but you're also a pathetic virgin, take your pick.
Preposterous!! It's downright insulting how they dont seem to serve crack rock in this ragged establishment
I drink everyday and I’m not a multimillionaire.
Drinks Moscato; proves once again that money doesn't buy taste.
Hey hey hey, one time I was given a mug of warm moscato at a baby shower and it was a very classy affair. They had melted chocolate bars into disposable nappies and the game was that you had to guess what kind of chocolate it was.
What a terrible day to know how to read
I am no longer consenting to attend baby showers! I’m pleased that you are having a baby, but you can fuck right off with your warm moscato. The nappy thing I am almost too traumatised to discuss.
Right? Maybe with some crack I’d let it slide but moscato and no crack? Trashy af.
Tbf I also wanted to do crack last time I drank cheap fruity wine
Nothing screams rich like a bottle of shitty Moscato and some cut up hot dogs.
I would say that most millionaires who made it are pretty humble. They know what it took to get there. It's extremely lonely to make it in life with no one who can relate to you at that level.
When he says "drink every day" does he mean getting drunk/blasted or just having a couple beers?
Straya!!!
The worst charcuterie board I've ever seen.
reminds me of another dude who got somewhat famous in australia, who would constantly post himself nanging in cars on his snapchat story (among other things) i think he got arrested and went to court, and some of his “fans” went to a public viewing of it lol
Moscato, LOL.
Leave me the brie and salami. Keep everything else. I am a simple man with simple tastes and brie is the fanciest I'll be all week.
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Homeless people drink everyday
And sip $10 bottles of wine while sitting at the counter of the all in one kitchen/dining room/living room in their 1-bedroom apartment. (No hate to apartment dwellers! Just the fake millionaire apartment dwellers)
Pretty wild flexing your wealth, then in the next shot drinking $12 wine
you’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack
A millionaire's choice of wine is an £8 bottle? Must be bloody decent then.
This sounds like alcoholism
OP, please Photoshop a boulder with a butt crack and send it to him
Or an image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson showing plumber's bum.
“multi-millionaire” but drinks 15 bucks white wine
Millionaires don’t drink shitty moscato 🤮
Has he put a saveloy on a charcuterie board?
Such a shit wine Brown Brothers is like the “nice” wine people get when they don’t know anything about wine but think it’s good because it’s over 10 dollarydoos.
“I drink every day” yeah probably in Wetherspoons or some shit where it’s cheap as fuck
Huge dub imo
Wait is he that "#millionaire" mf?
Sooo, this means alcohollics are multi Millionaire's and therefore can afford rocks of crack? 🤔
wonder if that credit card on the table has all the info legible
Bro thinks he’s Jordan Belfort
i laughed way too hard at this not to rsvp my spot in hell
Rock crack lmfao
Alcoholism, makes you act forever 16
Nothing says rich like a $13 aud moscato
My girlfriend and *me*. I guess money can't buy correct grammar