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LuinAelin

I'm so confused as to why Sydney Sweeney's breasts are anti woke.


JWC123452099

I don't think it's just her breasts so much as the fact that her whole SNL monolog revolved around the joke that flaunting them was a major  part of her career strategy. 


LuinAelin

They do realise that's a joke right?


a_muffin97

Media literacy, nuance and comedic intent are all lost on the anti woke brigade


NicWester

They don't even realize that *they're* a joke.


Private_HughMan

Eh. I'm not defending their take because thinking boobs are anti-woke is just REALLY fucking stupid. But saying "they're making a joke about how she shows her breasts a lot by showing her breasts a lot" isn't a great joke because it's not any different than the thing they're parodying. It's just them showing her breasts a lot but saying "gee, we sure do show your breasts a lot during these sketches." It's not good comedy. You need to add in some twists or deconstructions into the trope. Like maybe have her comeing out in a more conservative top and giving a genuinely funny performance but having none of the cast acknowledge it cuz they're too upset that she's not showing cleavage. Or have everyone else wearing low-cut shirts because they don't want her to hog the spotlight. As it stands it just read like a lot of those video game "parodies" of female battle armour where the joke is that they have a sexy woman in ridiculous battle armour but have a throw-away line about how impractical it is while the rest of the bit plays out normally. Saying "this is just like one of my Japanese anime" isn't enough to make it satire. It's just enough to make it minimally self-aware. And a show that thinks being minimallyself-aware is as good as genuine satire is called a Velma. And NO ONE wants another Velma.


Kalavier

They don't understand that the evil vague "woke" crowd includes Lesbians. And thus think that nobody over in that side can like breasts.


ImperatorAurelianus

Just like Adam Driver’s joke about wokeness killing Han Solo this one too has gone over their heads and it’s honestly becoming part of the joke in of itself.


PatienceStrange9444

Makes about as much sense as all those losers who didn't realize that she hulk was about them seems like nobody really understands comedic nuance these days


RPGenome

Well they thought Adam Drivers monologue was serious and anti woke, so...


Zyrin369

For some reason chuds think that anyone left leaning hates sexy women see these people rant about video games and media having ugly women. IMO these people confuse Agency and other things with said blanket idea that the left hates sexiness. So you get things or the Steller Blade stuff like this where something they perceive as Woke allowing a women being sexy is somehow being anti-woke.


Inevitable_Guidance8

“Anyone left leaning hates sexy women.” I will never understand that logic 


Zyrin369

I think it comes from said people seeing left leaning people not liking things like boob armor, heels usually being the default shoe type, talks about the male gaze,cat calling etc. That plus their talking heads telling them what to do is why they probally think that.


Inevitable_Guidance8

Just because people hate cat calling doesn’t mean that they don’t like boobs. 


likeathousandfeet

You fool, all things are mutually exclusive! ! !


Inevitable_Guidance8

……ok


likeathousandfeet

s sorry


Kalavier

In another reddit it was funny because there was a post about how you can do sexy outfits, characters who have sex alot, etc and have it not be weird. Guy almost immediately goes "BUT YOU ALL HATE IT WHEN SEXY!" starting a long conversation chain which boils into "When did anybody say that?"


EbonBehelit

As I've said before, the left doesn't generally dislike the *existence* of sexy women in games -- rather, we dislike the *ubiquity*, that women characters are pretty much *always* designed to be hot first and foremost. Of course, the right are, as always, utterly incapable of understanding nuance, and can only see things from their own black-and-white, zero sum viewpoint: they see non-supermodel women existing in games and assume it can only be because the left is deliberately replacing sexy women because they hate them. They do the exact same thing with non-white characters: they themselves don't want to see POC, and would remove them *all* if they had their way. Therefore, when they see more non-white representation in games, they assume it can only be because the left is deliberately replacing whites with non-whites in an effort to erase white people -- and they believe this because it's *precisely the inverse of what they themselves would do if they had the opportunity.* As always, it's projection.


Inevitable_Guidance8

Yeah, you’re right. I completely agree with everything you said. It’s just projection. The right are incapable of a lot of things, including having common sense. 


PopoloGrasso

They think "allowing women to be sexy is somehow anti woke" only in some scenarios. If a conventionally attractive woman posts a sexy picture on social media, they'll spam her comments with the most hateful disgusting shit.


Aiwatcher

Baldurs gate 3, which is full of woke and gay, famously does not have any attractive women.


LineOfInquiry

Somehow they think #freethenipple is a degenerate leftist conspiracy but showing cleavage is hated by the left 💀


Odysseyfreaky

Things the left hates: monogamy, traditional sexual modesty, and cleavage


GundamBebop

You sweet summer child


LuinAelin

If they think showing me beautiful women will make me angry........ ![gif](giphy|XKoJJhJZa80mI)


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

*Ah-tah.*


[deleted]

She went to a birthday party a lot of people were wearing red hats that said make 60 great again so a lot of right wingers assume she’s a trumper, then when you add her snl monologue I think they think she’s an example of what they want in a trad wife


PaydayLover69

>I'm so confused as to why Sydney Sweeney's breasts are anti woke. **Maga is a cult** ​ **Sydney Sweeney is the sacrificial lamb for Donald Trump** ​ They're literally attempting to claim and groom her


Tasty-Document2808

Because her family are Trump supporters and the right wing is desperate for even one media supporter. Seen guys like "thank god sydney sweeney wants to be feminine" thinking to myself "isn't Scarlett Johanson the reason any of you watched MCU films in the first place?" These guys are pathetic hypocrites. Always crying to "get politics out of media" while constantly making fucking everything about their politics.


rlum27

It is also werid as madame web was the latest woke failure. Which is a movie syndney sweeny was in.


chorizo_chomper

Was it woke? I thought it was just a shitty cash in by Sony to wring as much mileage out of that Spiderman license as possible.


Trevellation

Some idiots are claiming it failed because it was woke, but most of the people who actually watched it agree that it was just a bad movie.


rlum27

It is though it's a movie with female leads so it was the new woke failure to prove the chuds right. Though if kraven flops to a similar level it won't be mentioned.


chorizo_chomper

Yeah, anything with a woman who isn't a crying victim is "woke" to those donuts.


TheNerdSignal

Nah, since he's not a poacher in the movie, they're going to claim it's woke because of environmentalism


abermea

It was woke because it was 3 women fighting an evil man


Atx7755

Any think they don’t like is considered woke to them.


Mu-Relay

It seems like even this sub forgot the time before The Marvels came out when the anti-woke crowd briefly realized that Brie Larson was attractive, right before slipping back into their grift. Remember [this image](https://insidethemagic.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Collage-Maker-14-Apr-2023-02-44-PM-8054-550x275.jpg) making their two brain cells fight over what to do, due to her being "woke" and attractive simultaneously?


Atx7755

That’s honestly probably why these guys have such a hate boner for Brie. They can’t fathom the idea an attractive woman also having progressive views. In their minds they probably think all progressive women are unattractive and have blue hair. Someone like her completely shatters their world view


Altruistic-Teach5899

Please, keep this discussion so I can keep having big bazoongas while scrolling


Memo544

Based


ApprehensivePeace305

Me no like boobs because mouth attached say mean thing


Memo544

This is what I never understood. They labelled Brie Larson's cleavage as woke and bad but Sydney Sweeny's cleavage is anti woke and good. Why? What's the difference?


TheNerdSignal

Her family are trumpers so they think she's one too


NotACyclopsHonest

I tweeted that Brie Larson photo at Nerdrotic because he was perving on Sydney Sweeney. I thought he'd appreciate seeing his favourite woman...


Sure_Temporary_4559

![gif](giphy|ZlPVlLqlHWhqM)


Low-Squirrel2439

"Logic" is a strong word here.


Tighthead3GT

So I just saw Immaculate and I’m curious how these folks are going to react when they learn >! her newest movie ends with her giving birth to a Jesus clone and then crushing it with a rock. !<


OlSnickerdoodle

I don't know what any of this means, and I think I'm better off for it.


KhanQu3st

Sweeney’s family is obsessed with Trump, that’s why it’s different I guess. The idea that “woke” or progressive women aren’t well endowed is not only hilariously pathetic and not even slightly relevant, but also just wrong.


Dry_Start4460

Larson had opinions they didn’t like


ci22

Imagine if Sweeney said something they didn't like. The 180 would be instant


lilymotherofmonsters

Sweeney last week: kills wokeness Sweeney this week: makes a movie about a nun >!having an abortion!<


PaydayLover69

yea, but Brie Larson isn't **being groomed into being a rape sacrifice for Donald Trump to produce an Aryan messiah** so ​ ![gif](giphy|l3vRkGgMfvANIFtE4) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Edit: This is not a joke, I swear to god that's what they're attempting with Sydney Sweeney, the way they talk about this woman is SO fucking weird. They completely removed any agency or individuality from her and just propped her up to be a pro-MAGA trad wife, its psychotic behavior. They're grooming her to be a rape sacrifice, this shit is literally the same EXACT practices as what cults do with sexualization of their female members. ​ One day they just pick a member, sexualize the fuck out of them, gaslight them about their individuality and digressions, and try to convince them to be raped by the leader (Donald Trump) They convince them that they're both special and necessary in some grand scheme so that the leader can rape them under some preexisting justification, myth or legend, it's sickening. ​ **I'm REALLY surprised nobody has noticed the trend yet.**


UniversalHuman000

Well their logic is that double Ds kill wokeness. Brie Larson’s boobs weren’t big enough for them .


PatienceStrange9444

I remember watching the Jimmy Kimmel episode where she wear that dress Jamie Foxx was flustered


Sechecopar

Brie is prettier.


Inside-Recover4629

I dont get it