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TorpidIntrigue

What a great song for this


caaaaaaa

Californication indeed


BD_HI

Lmao I was just thinking this. Is San Diego the new LA?


TravasaurusRex

The only time you shouldn’t mute a video


icanthinkofanewname

So glad it ended before crackheads pants went down anymore 


hypnoticzoo

Wait, I thought that was Methhead!


MashedPotatoesDick

The crackhead is the one with the visible crack.


soilborn12

I think that’s actually crackass, not crackhead. I see no crack on his head.


zSprawl

I’m so confused.


TheRealPinballWizard

Ya we deal with this guy fairly often at the pb vons it's definitely a combination of whatever drugs he can get his hands on and mental illness, he's a racist twat so hard to feel bad for him but oddly enough when you ask him to leave politely he just leaves without any altercation (most of the time)


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Nah meth heads wear boots like that. Crackheads like the barefoot look


mrchimney

Dick root on full display


rantsandreveals

The visibly poopy ass at the last second 😭😭😭😭


Last_Eph_Standing

Why did I check


Affectionate_Gas8062

thought for sure was gonna see some dirty dong


UntamedRedBeard

I think I just saw the rematch at the fair.


MrFuttBucker

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Tomcat_27

Same lol


RockstarAgent

Me : why does that dude have a maze with no entrance or exit on his back??? It’s unsolvable! Also Me : oh


coolsexguy

[it’s going to be a maze](https://youtu.be/c15O5XfXpdk?si=v3R7vJCPh31l63me)


FenrirsArm

Good ref, cool, cool cool cool.


xDrBagelx

Wait...explain?


Californiastig

https://www.reddit.com/r/northcounty/s/MJSrRGqUKT


xDrBagelx

Yeah that tracks


underpanttrousers

Considering the other guy has no shoes, and his pants don't stay up, this is not a fair fight. r/blatantlystolenjoke


Jebersh

😂😂


litex2x

Those sweatpants are hanging on for dear life.


Ok-Review5752

Those pants are him making it obvious he does not want to fight


Unhappy_Rutabaga_195

NOW THIS is Californication!


bruh1234455566

Fr though. This song actually criticizes california and it fits so well.


Decent-Following-327

Outside a modest gas station, two individuals, each in the throes of their own struggles, cross paths. Here, we see the 'Crack Head,' a term used to describe one who is under the influence of crack cocaine. Notice his erratic movements, the result of the powerful stimulant coursing through his veins. His eyes dart around, a telltale sign of heightened alertness and paranoia. Opposite him stands the 'Meth Head,' another unfortunate soul caught in the grips of methamphetamine addiction. His movements are jittery and restless, driven by the drug's intense stimulation. His face, marked by the signs of prolonged use, tells a story of a harsh and relentless battle. As these two individuals approach each other, the atmosphere thickens with tension. Their interactions are unpredictable, driven by the drugs that control their actions and emotions. This encounter, on the brink of turning violent, is a stark reminder of the harsh realities faced by many in urban environments. The gas station, a mundane backdrop for most, becomes a stage for this raw display of human struggle. This moment captures the collision of two lives shaped by addiction, highlighting the broader issue of substance abuse that plagues communities worldwide. In this fleeting, yet intense interaction, we witness the fragile human condition laid bare. It is a poignant reminder of the need for compassion and support for those ensnared by addiction, and a call to address the underlying issues that lead to such encounters. Written by chatgbt


Odd_Contribution2873

Did you just make ChatGPT watch this video and come up with text?


missdui

They definitely did


Decent-Following-327

Shhhhhhh don't fight it


zSprawl

On a sweltering summer afternoon, the sun beat down mercilessly on the cracked asphalt outside a run-down convenience store. A lone crackhead, known locally as Slim Jim, stood jittering by the entrance, his eyes wide and unfocused. Across from him, leaning against a faded red soda machine, was a wiry meth head named Twitch. Their argument had started over something trivial—maybe a misheard insult, maybe a disagreement about the best place to score. By now, though, the original point was long forgotten, replaced by a haze of rage and confusion. Slim Jim's voice cracked as he spat out words, his movements erratic and unpredictable. "You think you're better than me?" he slurred, pointing a trembling finger at Twitch. Twitch, eyes darting and jaw clenching uncontrollably, responded with a guttural snarl, his hands twitching with barely contained fury. "I don't think, I *know* I'm better!" he shouted, stepping forward with menace. The two circled each other, a bizarre dance of two lost souls driven to madness by their addictions.


czer0wns

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Pacific Beach, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.


Decent-Following-327

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair San Diego, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-crossed addicts take their strife; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their altercation bury their lives. Outside a humble station for gas and goods, Where fuel and sustenance doth daily trade, Two wretched souls, by substance vile subdued, Confront each other in the twilight's shade. Behold, the Crack Head, erratic and unbound, His eyes afire, his movements sharp and swift, Beside the Meth Head, trembling, glancing 'round, Both driven by a cruel and pernicious gift. Their paths converge, their eyes with fury burn, In this, the public place where they collide. Each gesture speaks of tales untold and stern, Of battles fought within, their lives belied. As tension mounts, the scene doth seem to freeze, The air itself grows thick with dire suspense, Two lives enmeshed in woe and sad disease, A tableau stark of human consequence. From this moment of tumultuous exchange, A lesson springs, of empathy and care, For those ensnared by fates both cruel and strange, Whose stories urge us all their plight to share. So let us heed this tragic, urban play, And strive for better in our world today. Chatgbt


crosstherubicon

Beautiful.


___OhMyLala

![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


ghostmetalblack

Most civil PB interaction.


bdd6911

Yeah is this PB?


Blackazette

definitely, pretty sure it’s the 7/11 at the corner of either grand/garnet and mission blvd


sumpnrather

The soundtrack is just about perfect.


Funny_Lie_621

Dream of californicationnnn


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

🎶Dream of urban confrontationnnn🎶


Fast-Editor-4781

Go padres!


4u5t1n93

Careful about saying that in this sub 😂


BigIron53s

I noticed that! I got downvoted 🤣


4u5t1n93

Probably mods downvoting, they really don’t like anything to do with SD sports in their sub


hipstertaco21

Damn, I mean I don't care about sports, but I'd just politely move on, not downvote lol.


OneAlmondNut

SD has sports?


Suspicious_Victory_1

I never realized how much the Padres logo looks like swastika when you’re not really paying attention and your brain fills in the gap. Took til the very end for me to realize those are palm trees in the back and it clicked what it said. Apparently he’s just a run of the mill Southern California meth head and not the midwestern nazi skinhead meth head. That Iowa Hawkeye logo must have confused me


brintoul

Bar in PB.


Standard-Witness-948

Which is which?


jereman75

Crackhead is happy to be alive and doesn’t give a shit about shoes or pants. Methhead thinks he tied his shoes better than any human on earth ever has.


AnOrdinaryMammal

What is it about meth and tying shoes perfectly? I’ve even heard that from former users that were saying it like it was their own thing.


jereman75

I’m not a user so I don’t really know. My experience is that it makes you feel like everything you do is fucking amazing, even if it is mundane.


AnOrdinaryMammal

Was that a random thing you said? Because that’s crazy dude. Someone told me he’d spend an hour lacing his shoes when he was using meth. And someone else has told me he’d make sure they were right, but definitely not as meticulous.


1984vintage

This must be what’s going on with my upstairs neighbors, but with the furniture 🤔


Mogwai0751

Someone asking the real question


space-tech

Homie is just hard or hearing, and his bro is just a little frustrated having to repeat himself. Then he obviously stepped on something sharp (wear your shoes,people!) and jumps around as a reaction, just look or concern on his friends face.


Thugnificent83

Don't care how mad I am, I'm 100% not fighting someone who's pants are absolutely coming down 1 second into the fight!


Dr_Bishop

I never liked Dan Bilzerian but it sucks to see him in this condition.


Scary_Ad_225

That 711 is always full of sketch balls 😂😂😂


lolaismygirlfriend

I’ll get downvoted for this but this shit is depressing. The fair post was sad too. People think this is funny? It’s like a virtual colosseum.


therailmaster

I think it's more of a dark comedy indictment of the Greatest Country in the World™ not being all sunshine and rainbows.


WingmanZer0

I was just hoping I wasn't gonna have to see that old dudes dick...but I couldn't look away.


certain-sick

Read the guy with "SD" say "You fucked up!" I've seen that sweatpants guy before further south.


villis85

Separate topic - glad to see the PB Alehouse is still open. I used to watch Iowa football games there on Saturday mornings.


socaleuro

Wonder if he's from San Diego.


FrostyPost8473

Imagine thinking your bad ass fighting a homeless dude lol


ZaNFish

So glad the D didn’t make an appearance


Delicious-End8023

How did this end?


undeadmanana

It's still going


BildoBaggens

His pants fell all the way down and the other guy sucked him off right there. He did the whole salt and pepper shakers over his head and then they high-5ed.


gratefulred77

Dudes got a shitty ass lol


ilovemydog19

Go Hawks!


Mithrion_Zee

Will someone please please please do a nature documentary voice over on this? The fight posturing is hilarious.


Affectionate-Glass95

Its like a dog barking at itself in the mirror


iamrktr

Same same but different but same...


IKMNification

The Nick Lachey 98 Degrees shoulder tattoo makes me think this is the future fighting with the past; SD will be in the same situation on the receiving end in 20 years.


Mattmandu2

Couldn’t watch the action the pants were like a car wreck I couldn’t look away


Jolly_Shelter2024

That got real scary for a second with those sweats


justheretoparty12

A crackhead on meth did that Padres tattoo


mistressmichelada

Looks like father and son


FormalResponsible898

My wallet got stolen on PB Drive a while back. And that 7/11 is the first place they tried to use my credit card. Slurpees on me!


dubbbbbbzb

How do ppl like this exist when houses are 700k + in sd.


ctolver1981

Very fitting song to be playing right now 👌


leequatro

This is an amazing video because of the song playing 😂😂😂


GarrettMills

Didn’t realize they sell crack in broad daylight in PB


60CycleSteve

Amazingly perfect soundtrack


goldbeardsdelight

THE SONG


-TheLostOne-

Yup PB


likesexonlycheaper

That guy really likes the Padres


crosstherubicon

That SD tattoo looks like a swastika.


Teldori

PERFECT song in the background 😂


Ashamed_Savings7590

Sad


PearlLo

Perfect background song..


Taliban-Jones

One of the ugliest and stupidest tattoos... SD.... 🤮


MaceEtiquette1

This video is so San Diego.


chakabuku

Looks like he’s trying to fight his future.


PocketShock

Vs his pants


Duke_Elrond

A couple more views and I think I can solve the maze on his back


FifthElement

https://i.redd.it/55iyacy4fu9d1.gif


Slim_Thunder

Just alcohol can make this happen. Is crack still a thing lol?


KobraHashatashi

With RHCP in the background, I wouldn’t have it any other way for SD lmao.


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Good old pacific beach bums


bodhi_joshu

Hardcore soft porn


tecknotot

Which one is the methhead and crackhead? Aren't methheads more gaunt looking? 🤔


1-800-GHOST-D4NCE

Dream of Californication


Independent_wishbone

Air lats.


ginger_farts

Surprised they let you post anything other than a sunset photo.


joshwilly

Those pants were holding on for dear life


dammitdexter

When threatened, the crackhead male slightly opens his arms and hovers over the meth head male to demonstrate that it is not welcome in its habitat, the liquor store parking lot. The meth head, oblivious to its unwanted presence, jabbers on. ![gif](giphy|11C6Hp7Pzlp6qQ)


IveBeenAroundUKnow

WTF is wrong with people, Jesus Christo 😑


CptSoban

Forced mental health treatment is needed.


chillick

Lowkey, I want to get spit roasted by these two.


listen-2-me

All the thug life dudes with the huge ‘SD’ tattoo on the back. Dead giveaway


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


LarryTalbot

Trailer for Predator v. Alien 2?


StokedMustache

What day was this?


Hawkeyesfan03

Legit thought this was a video from GTA at first…


Movedonnerlikeabitch

I call this dipshit on dipshit crime


GomeyBlueRock

You guys don’t know what a tweeker is…


Hyperswell

Dream of Californicationnnn


Agitated-Swan-6939

who here misses the good ol' crackhead days? meth heads are too damn aggressive & violent.


Upper-Life3860

That’s sad in several ways


DankHrex7

OB activities in PB? Why I never


PandathePan

Ha w/o reading post already know where this is.


bartoncnd1982

I might need some crack or meth. Those guys have some gains.


versaceshampoo

Californication playing while this goes on is the funniest shit I've ever seen


Sunnyclouds12

Garnett ave?


ExpensiveBuilding473

Do you know the difference between a crack head and a meth head? Both will steal your shit, but the meth head will help you find it.


Early-Fortune2692

... long lost diaz brother... Stockton MF!!! lol


RecentPsychology2812

I got crab head


willyreddit

It’s like how parakeets argue, being played out by humans…


dumbcloud17

This should have been on the ufc prelims


shrunkchef

Red Hot Chili Peppers playing over the silently unfolding argument is choice, and peak California.


uglygirlmagic

With black forces…. Yea im staying inside


TKOSSANDIEGO

Crackies


ConsiderationOk9099

They should kiss


EditorEducational971

Are they about to sword fight lmao bc it sure looks like guy on the left is about to whip his weenie out any second lmao


Due_Adeptness1676

Call police


619664chucktaylor

Ryu vs Ken


ajbnyc

Perfectly soundtracked


AncientBasque

is shawn conerry making a movie in san diego? #


Far-2Tall

https://preview.redd.it/dhraaf7u2t9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abf3a607e223124eb6e0c08d34a28d8624a3071 Unwashed ass vibes.


incakola777

Is that tattoo a map home? 😆


bakomateo

Which one is which?


fragbot2

Red Hot Chili Peppers in the background was :chefskiss:.


jebus68

I can't solve the maze on that guys back


SoCalConsult

I miss that 7-11


TexasRangers4vr

Welcome to fight d…never mind.


ions_x_carbon

All things being equal, smart money is still on the crackheas


[deleted]

Crackhead vs Naziboots


Jake_this

Which one’s which?


Lynenegust

Russle?


IllProbablySayNo

I love that 7-11


geistanon

Such posturing much wow


DocHeinous

Kept expecting the Techno Viking to appear and give those 2 what for!


PercySnowsHandgun

I definitely saw the older guy walking around in PB in april


Bubsy7979

The music couldn’t be more perfect


dachloe

GO HAWEYES!


BMartin95

Black Air Force 1s behavior