Knowing that shitbird, I'd say it's intentional. The Tesla models are S, 3, X, & Y. The company had to stop that dumb motherfucker from spelling "Sexy", so naming the awful truck I drew in elementary school CBT is par for the course. The marketing department and lawyers just aren't S&M fetishists and didn't realize.
>The marketing department and lawyers just aren't S&M fetishists and didn't realize.
As a business major and future lawyer, I find this hard to believe.
I was a fan of these trucks until I saw one in person. They’re basically electric hummers. Pretty gross. I hope these people don’t think they’re being sustainable with this crap.
I don’t really have an opinion on this, but out of curiosity, how are they not sustainable or bad for the environment. Wouldn’t a Corolla in theory cause more damage to the environment over the course of its life cycle
Generating electricity also creates emissions, these things are huge which would require more materials to process, and require more space and weigh more which creates more emissions for cargo ships, they take up more space which necessitates larger parking spaces and takes up more space on congested roads which create more emissions.... It's unclear if this would actually save emissions compared to a corolla if you need to calculate all of those factors
Oh geez, thanks. I couldn't figure out what it was trying to say. It didn't occur to me that someone would be so boring and uncreative to simply put the model name on the side of their vehicle.
That looks like one of Tesla's preproduction test trucks.
[https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/baja-cybertruck-returns-to-us-parked-for-viewing-in-orange-county.9490/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/baja-cybertruck-returns-to-us-parked-for-viewing-in-orange-county.9490/)
Too busy ripping fat monster energy flavored vape clouds for red bull sips, next mod will be a twin exhaust vape system and asking musk on xitter to build vape juice dispensers next to all super chargers
Just start asking them why they decided to graffiti "Cybercuck" on the side if their vehicle. And every time they try to correct you: Just commit further and further to it saying Cybercuck.
It can get worse- yesterday I saw a guy on a scooter with a large horn on it that blasted very loudly. As he was rolling down the street he kept continually honking this horn, obviously.
Does it have Texas or manufacturer plates? Looks similar to one I saw at Fremont Costco a couple of months ago.
https://preview.redd.it/9w6wfa06rsnc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68e5c76e433fbbf2924a48c950fe8c1791e30af2
This d-bag nearly drove up the shoulder to cut me off on the on-ramp to 80W this am around 11 for no reason. There was literally no traffic but I guess he was emasculated by model y zipper merging in front of him
I’m from SF. Classically trained graffiti artist. This is the shittiest fake corporate graffiti I’ve seen. There are so many good graffiti artist in the bay area and this is the best they could come up with? Straight up toy shit.
love it or not, i can't believe how judgy and insufferable this comments section is lol. the dude (presumably) stuck on a decal on his car and he's all of a sudden public enemy number one! give me a break
I think it's more that there have been ongoing posts about this same person illegally parking all over the city. I've seen it personally multiple times in North Beach.
It's because it's Elons product...
People in the bay / California hate musk with a passion and they associate Tesla with him and everyone that drives it.
Pretty on-brand for Elon’s vision of a dystopian future where people need bulletproof cars that look like they are ready for the cryptocurrency future where fiat currency is gone and governments don’t matter 😂. Pure science fiction.
This guy really gets Elon. And I’m 100% sure it’s a guy who owns this.
Wait. That was done on purpose?
I shouldn’t be surprised: he bought that ugly piece to start.
They do realize that every driver of a pickup truck thinks they’re idiots, right?
I wonder if this is his prototype for combat/military/lightweight tanks and construction vehicles. Granted, the range is in issue currently, but it weighs a lot, can tow a lot and it’s bulletproof. Hmmmm🤔
Whole city is going full Grand Theft Auto. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more trashy.
Every time I see one of those in the City it feels like Elon just took another huge dump on our streets. I bet he feels the same and loves it.
All of a sudden it reminds me of what a huge fad the Hummer was when it first came out. I feel like the CyberTruck is going to attract the same demographic.
Twisted Metal, early PlayStation graphics.
Ha! Totally.
I could totally see that vehicle on the cover of PSM magazine mid 90s
Oh definitely. It’s got dystopian vibes all over it
Just FYI, there's a pretty delightful Twisted Metal TV show on peacock for anyone who hasn't seen it.
Blew the polygon budget on the tires.
Nailed it
That’s an improvement.
Still have to put on 26 inch gold and chrome wire wheels and lift the front end 18 inches high
Nah Hydraulics
And spikes mad max style in dystopian SF.
I was gonna say, I kinda dig it, and I fucking hate the way the CbT looks.
Musk's ugly truck has the same acronym as cock and ball torture huh?
Here I was thinking I just learned a cool new acronym to show my fiends how hip I was- thanks for saving me the embarrassment
You could show your CLOSE friends that acronym though.
Knowing that shitbird, I'd say it's intentional. The Tesla models are S, 3, X, & Y. The company had to stop that dumb motherfucker from spelling "Sexy", so naming the awful truck I drew in elementary school CBT is par for the course. The marketing department and lawyers just aren't S&M fetishists and didn't realize.
It wasn't the company that stopped him, the E type was already registred by Jaguar
You mean [Ford](https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/ford/2022/03/02/ford-model-e-electric-tesla-trademark/9339917002/) right?
>The marketing department and lawyers just aren't S&M fetishists and didn't realize. As a business major and future lawyer, I find this hard to believe.
And cognitive behavioral therapy.... But most importantly, the one you said haha
Same! I like the contrast between the ugly straight, utilitarian lines of the truck and the more round, chaotic nature of graffiti.
The Cybertruck is looking a little more cyberpunk. I agree that it's an improvement.
Don't give them ideas.
A fool and his money are soon easily parted.
This is the first time ever I've seen a Cybertruck that looks mildly cool
Better than a ton of anime stickers
Unironically better looking.
I was a fan of these trucks until I saw one in person. They’re basically electric hummers. Pretty gross. I hope these people don’t think they’re being sustainable with this crap.
I don’t really have an opinion on this, but out of curiosity, how are they not sustainable or bad for the environment. Wouldn’t a Corolla in theory cause more damage to the environment over the course of its life cycle
Generating electricity also creates emissions, these things are huge which would require more materials to process, and require more space and weigh more which creates more emissions for cargo ships, they take up more space which necessitates larger parking spaces and takes up more space on congested roads which create more emissions.... It's unclear if this would actually save emissions compared to a corolla if you need to calculate all of those factors
don't forget the huge amounts of potable water it takes to process lithium batteries, the mining processes for nickel and cobalt...
Goes with the mad max apocalypse vibe of the car actually.
Right, fuck these guys driving a 70k PS1 graphics truck this is hilarious.
That design actually looks fucking cool
OTBRKKK
kkk??
Yeah… Not ideal from a marketing perspective
But certainly in line with Elmo’s worldview
I read it as “CYBERPRICK” at first
You could read that?
Technically, you read it correctly
The best kind of correct!
Oh geez, thanks. I couldn't figure out what it was trying to say. It didn't occur to me that someone would be so boring and uncreative to simply put the model name on the side of their vehicle.
👆This
I wouldn't own one in a city but I actually love how tacky this thing is.
Bullet proof windows so people don’t steal your shit tho
lol windows are nowhere close to bullet proof. There's a reason they changed the window demo from a metal ball to a normal baseball.
Oh thats why that lady drowned? She had bullet proof windows
I think she was in a Model X with reinforced windows.
Okay that makes sense
Wasn't she Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law too?
Yea
They missed
It ain't bullet proof. It's pussy proof.
And no one can save you in case of accident or fire. Zero crumble zone so all the crash energy goes straight to your skull.
Isn’t the Frunk a crumple zone?
The windows aren’t bullet proof but the panels will stop a 9mm round just fine: https://youtu.be/VLV-4HMrAz0?si=09o9FUSKTAt2_5Mm
A 9mm isn't designed to defeat armor.
A hollow point, subsonic round.
Ugh I hate how you're kinda right.
That looks like one of Tesla's preproduction test trucks. [https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/baja-cybertruck-returns-to-us-parked-for-viewing-in-orange-county.9490/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/baja-cybertruck-returns-to-us-parked-for-viewing-in-orange-county.9490/)
That guy definitely has a girlfriend and definitely doesn’t drink red bull!
Probably drinks Bang because it says bang.
Heh. I'll buy one of these, https://www.ebay.com/itm/296191186863? Two Tone Graffiti Side Panel Door Decals Set Logo, put it on my Prius.
That would go hard on my 2007 Prius 🔥
Too busy ripping fat monster energy flavored vape clouds for red bull sips, next mod will be a twin exhaust vape system and asking musk on xitter to build vape juice dispensers next to all super chargers
And he definitely doesn’t hit a vape that smells like a mix of stripper glitter and a Yankee Candle story
Just start asking them why they decided to graffiti "Cybercuck" on the side if their vehicle. And every time they try to correct you: Just commit further and further to it saying Cybercuck.
Did you say commit further? I’ve never even seen a potato before.
Favorite comment.
I like the S. I like the Y. I like the X. But, that Rivian pickup is looking nicer and nicer every day!
Honestly... The graffiti makes the truck work. It's goofy otherwise, now it looks straight out of cyberpunk
Johnny Mnemonic ass car
Deep cut!
Perfect vehicle for sitting in traffic in the city and on I-80
0 emissions doe.
It can get worse- yesterday I saw a guy on a scooter with a large horn on it that blasted very loudly. As he was rolling down the street he kept continually honking this horn, obviously.
Trying to decide if the owner thinks the almost KKKs are a feature or a bug
Does it have Texas or manufacturer plates? Looks similar to one I saw at Fremont Costco a couple of months ago. https://preview.redd.it/9w6wfa06rsnc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68e5c76e433fbbf2924a48c950fe8c1791e30af2
Yeah. Home base is in Fremont. RC for Release Canidate. IE: prototype.
Do you even Cyber bro?
It just needs some spinners and colored lights underneath it.
[удалено]
I always like it when people let you know they are insufferable before you even interact with them
Buying one of these is a strong signal that someone has poor judgment.
This Cyber truck is neither cyber nor truck.
Discuss
I’m feeling verklempt!
Looks like what Happens when a hummer knocks up a Prius in post roe v Wade Texas
“Bro! Check it out! I got street cred, bro!”—Stanford MBA, VC tech bro
Saw this truck at the Northstar parking lot this weekend. Unless this is a new color option you can mass order.
I saw it there too. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Oh and a bunch of twenty something guys loading up their gear.
This d-bag nearly drove up the shoulder to cut me off on the on-ramp to 80W this am around 11 for no reason. There was literally no traffic but I guess he was emasculated by model y zipper merging in front of him
Literally everyday we become more and more like 'Idiocracy' It's not funny anymore
If someone tagged it, it’s better. If they paid for that, straight to jail
Didn’t think those could get any uglier, mission completed.
What does “MERRIVK” mean?
Sweeeeeeet
omg, omg, who gives a fuck
I’m from SF. Classically trained graffiti artist. This is the shittiest fake corporate graffiti I’ve seen. There are so many good graffiti artist in the bay area and this is the best they could come up with? Straight up toy shit.
Bruh what’s happening 😭
Wow! That thing is butt fugly
This one at least has actual cyberpunk vibe: 21xx, pollution, hight tech, low life, 10-dollar self-made car in the middle of a ghetto.
Is it worse when you realize this is an official Tesla truck they use in their video shoots? https://youtu.be/-aTXUrmmLdo?si=Jb7cgeWsSE9H8Qof
Ouch. Well, it is a douche magnet afterall. o.O
Tacky.
I think it actually is an improvement.
That thing looks like it’s ready to drop an oil slick behind it to deter bad guys from tailing it.
I saw one wrapped for a credit card company today
They made something previously hideous and made it worse? That takes some talent, I admit.
That beige building looks out of plumb.
Lol that lady in the window is smiling for the photo
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
That's actually an eyesore. Like worse than the truck alone. Horrible.
I've seen a few in person. Though they don't look good from any angle, they are extra hideous from the front
I don’t care. I love it
I crashed my Cybertruck into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
love it or not, i can't believe how judgy and insufferable this comments section is lol. the dude (presumably) stuck on a decal on his car and he's all of a sudden public enemy number one! give me a break
H O N D A A C C O R D
S T A Y ~ H U M B L E
I think it's more that there have been ongoing posts about this same person illegally parking all over the city. I've seen it personally multiple times in North Beach.
It's because it's Elons product... People in the bay / California hate musk with a passion and they associate Tesla with him and everyone that drives it.
He didn’t even put it on. It’s a preproduction test model and it always had it. This comment section is clueless.
Lol such a horrible looking vehicle
Perhaps that’s the owner in the window across the street looking at you take the picture and getting a rush from “any attention is good attention”.
All I see is CYBER PRIKK
Sick asf
Man some people just have too much disposable money
I kinda love it, it’s really urban.
We get it bro, you ride Elon’s dick
stick ons
This is definitely *a* decision.
Does that say CyberKKK
Pretty on-brand for Elon’s vision of a dystopian future where people need bulletproof cars that look like they are ready for the cryptocurrency future where fiat currency is gone and governments don’t matter 😂. Pure science fiction. This guy really gets Elon. And I’m 100% sure it’s a guy who owns this.
Wait. That was done on purpose? I shouldn’t be surprised: he bought that ugly piece to start. They do realize that every driver of a pickup truck thinks they’re idiots, right?
lt actually looks cool now
I saw another one that had some super tacky Camo paint or wrap on it. Didn’t hide how ugly it is.
Perfect embodiment of the old rail car aesthetic
Hello neighbor! Made a Reddit just to post this
👀😬😂 Clearly, it can. 🤦🏾♀️
Don’t test em
That looks like a color FX car that got wet.
Doesn’t this look like a car from Robocop?
Honestly that's an improvement on a hella ugly vehicle. Now at least it's an art piece.
Johnny Mnemonic ass car
I wonder if this is his prototype for combat/military/lightweight tanks and construction vehicles. Granted, the range is in issue currently, but it weighs a lot, can tow a lot and it’s bulletproof. Hmmmm🤔
Cyberdbag
Needs the tent attachment. 😂
CyberPrick!!!! Hahahaha
https://preview.redd.it/aqm4bdougtnc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9127a122311d936bd215dbc246ffa790557d763
This guy is going to end up starting a trend. Thats far better than before. Now you can ride it into battle in Escape From LA/SF or mad max.
STUSSY
Looks like its blocking the drive way call a tow truck
I got banned for my negative opinion on the look of this truck on r/cybertruck.
Ha!!! It looks much better!
What are you talking about; that's WAY better. It's like something a Nomad would drive if it also had a rally suspension and machine guns.
Honestly, a significant improvement.
Love how it looks like 'KKK'. Elon approves
🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
Honestly, this is the best looking shit car out there.
It seriously looks better
That's some prime r/ATBGE right there.
6 polygons
Think again!
Looks like a graffitied dumpster
I want people to know i have money but also a bottle of roofies in my medicine cabnet.
Does that say “Cyberprick” 🤣
Whole city is going full Grand Theft Auto. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more trashy. Every time I see one of those in the City it feels like Elon just took another huge dump on our streets. I bet he feels the same and loves it.
Damn who did graffiti on the dumpster? And why is the dumpster in the street?
Could someone who can read graffiti please tell me what that means
A paint job is preferable to a setting it on fire.
How do you do, fellow graffers
Isn't this inviting actual graffiti?
They are reproducing
gta livery
Where is it??? I wanna try throwing the ball 🙈
The good news is that NOW it can’t get any worse.
I think they all should get that. Makes it look much better.
Cabrrirkk or CaBrIRikk
i read: CYBERPRICK, am i the only one?
I dunno I think the graffiti kinda improves its look? Still ugly as sin but atleast it's not just a sharp grey brick on that steaming turd.
DIY corrosion inhibitor
Embracing the ugliness. Gotta respect that
I christen thee CyberFunk.
Ew
I mean it does look like a shipping container.
Peak 1981
Chicken shit used a wrap for graffiti.
Seems like an invitation for some street artists to practice their craft. I say go for it!
All of a sudden it reminds me of what a huge fad the Hummer was when it first came out. I feel like the CyberTruck is going to attract the same demographic.
Better than the one with the RC car stuff on it. So dumb.