What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!
This is one of my favorite Frank Costanza takes because it’s something a diehard Yankees fan would’ve conceivably said to big Stein at the time.
But I always thought it weird that Frank was a Yankees fan and not a Mets fan.
Frank Costanza. And for this reason:
>"What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing."
He said this to the guy who told him THAT HIS SON DIED. And this was his first reaction
You talk about your day! 'How was your day today? Did you have a good day or a bad day? What kind of day was it? I don't know. How about you? How was your day?
You could legitimately do it over again and just exclude the characters used in this one because almost every alignment has at least a couple that fit.
There was definitely some squares that got messed up and had the wrong characters put in them. Mickey would’ve been a much better option for angry Chad
Frank Costanza… only Ansa!!!!!
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs…..
(Remember, he said this, right after George Steinbrenner told him his son was dead)
Were moving in lock, stock and barrel. Were gonna be in the pool, were gonna be in the clubhouse. Were gonna be allll over that shuffle board court. AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!
I agree with all of these, but I'm bummed that Jerry isn't on the chart somewhere. We've got the other three and his "Little Jerry" but not Jerry himself!
This chart is H&H Bagel.
I am Kramer. SCAMMMMMM!!!!!!
I am protesting for my right to choose Drunk Chaotic which was replaced by Angry Chaotic by management. I have a right to celebrate new tiles! NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE!!!!
Gavin Palome is Chaotic Drunk. Just as soon as he gets out of the Bells Palsy Centre, in in in Rockford...absolutely first rate facility, top notch physicians.
Is there any doubt? He beat another man up for doll then invented a holiday, he was going to move to Florida for spite, he fought Elaine at a police station, he's fueled by his own rage.
It’s Kramers friend Mike Moffitt! he called jerry a phony after getting it a day long fight over a parking space with George. Calls Jerry a phony, and then pretends that he meant "phony" as slang for "cool", the way "bad" can actually mean "good". Screaming the entire way. Thats angry.
then in a different episode he says Jerry murdered Elaine's imaginary colleague Susie. He therefore bursts into her memorial in order to tell the attendees the truth about Jerry. That’s chaotic.
Gotta be Frank, even if Mike Moffit would fit as well.
I propose the addition of a "Phony" row to include the Drake, Moffitt, Michael Jordan and others...
It's definitely [Brody](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0321358/?ref_=tt_cl_t_6), the Bootlegger from "the Little Kicks" episode. He's definitely angry and definitely chaotic, he also leaves a hell of an impression.
Frank is The Raincoats part 2 is all chaotic-angry. It's one of his best episodes.
"I will not tolerate infestation!"
"What are they too good for us? A raincoat salesman, I could buy and sell him like that."
"That's my cabana shirt! You stole my shirt, you son of a bitch!" "Gimmie that back."
Frank Costanza "Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought."
If it's not Frank Costanza I swear I'm unsubbing lol
What the Hell does That mean?
That means whatever the hell you want it to mean
You want a piece of me????
"I could drop you like a bag a dirt!"
That's it! YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!
It's time for serenity my friend
SERENITY NOW!!!
Do you know about the cup sizes and all?
Well you got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
I base my whole life around knowing the D is the biggest
Yeah this is as easy as Davola for chaotic evil. Slam dunk for Frank here.
It's just too bad there isn't a category for Angry-Angry.
WE’RE GONNA BE IN THE CLUBHOUSE, WE’RE GONNA BE IN THE POOOL… WE’RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT!!
AND I DARE YOU TO STOP ME!!!
We're moving in!!! Lock, stock and barrel!!!
Jerry- it’s frank coastanza. Steinbrenner is here. George is dead. Call me back.
They could use the break.
“I got a lot of problems with you people! “
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!
This is one of my favorite Frank Costanza takes because it’s something a diehard Yankees fan would’ve conceivably said to big Stein at the time. But I always thought it weird that Frank was a Yankees fan and not a Mets fan.
It's my favorite because he just found out that his son "died", and THAT'S what's bugging him.
JERRY?! It's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back!
I have a theory that Jerry--a huge Mets fan irl--made The Yankees the center of the show in several episodes because it puts NYY in a bad light lol
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?! **YOU GOT IT!!!**
SERENITY NOW!
Frank is the only answer
Petition for it to be *both* the Costanzas.
Mrs. is already there
Sadly, that information could have helped me.
Saved the best for last
Didn’t he improvise like half of that line since he really forgot his lines? Made for an incredible delivery!!!
Serenity now... insanity later.
Frank Costanza. And for this reason: >"What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing." He said this to the guy who told him THAT HIS SON DIED. And this was his first reaction
"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."
There’s four pieces of information presented there and George’s death is number three.
That may be my favourite quote from the entire show
There’s a certain breed in New York that behaves exactly like that. Listening to their sports call in radio station is a goddamn experience sometimes.
You can see him stewing silently before he can’t hold it back anymore.
This made Jerry Stiller the perfect actor for that role lmao
Yes Frank
"How could you give 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?!"
And his little exchange with Elaine after George got arrested. "What the *hell* does that mean".
My baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying "Ken Phelps! Ken Phelps!"
I'm going to be so sad once that final square is filled in. What will I have to look forward to every day?
Do you like getting the daily news?
I think Mike Lupica is still around
So is Art Vandelay
He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic.
But do you yearn?
Oh I yearn, baby.
The Daily Worker. I'm a biiiiig commie
You talk about your day! 'How was your day today? Did you have a good day or a bad day? What kind of day was it? I don't know. How about you? How was your day?
Someone should corral those "biggest douche" posts into a bracket.
Wanna go to The Gap?
You could legitimately do it over again and just exclude the characters used in this one because almost every alignment has at least a couple that fit.
It’s Frank Costanza or I’m quitting this website.
I'm moving into Del Boca Vista, lock stock and barrel.
I’m gonna be in the pool….. I’m gonna be in the clubhouse…. I’m gonna be ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT.
I was going to say Mickey, but Frank Costanza has more chaotic screen time.
If anything Mickey is angry chad.
There was definitely some squares that got messed up and had the wrong characters put in them. Mickey would’ve been a much better option for angry Chad
The man flipped a buffet table!
It really should have been Frank and Estelle together.
You’re not giving away my water pik!
HOOCHIE MAMA!!!!
This.. is Frank.. Costanza
You think you can keep us out of Florida?
We’re moving in, lock, stock, and barrel
Anyone else would have been outrageous, egregious, preposterous. Bring it home with chaotic-angry. #
Frank is the obvious choice but I’d also suggest the Mohel
How about our little u/dibbymcghee. Attended the finest finishing schools. Look at him now, suggesting mohels.
Shakey the Mohel! Deep, *deep* into the shag... Frank's gonna deservedly take this one but that's also a good call.
Oooh the mohel
Hey, Hon. You see you have all this space on the table, and you place the glass right on the edge.
Steinbrenner would be good too
Steinbrenner’s pretty affable most of the time
Not when he doesn’t get his calzone on time!!!
Cedric? Or maybe it was Bob? Who?
Bob is the explosive one
This is Frank Costanza. You people disappoint me. The last square is mine.
Frank Costanza
HEY EVERYONE, VOTE FOR THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR!!!!!!!
Frank Costanza is the obvious answer, but what about Mary Contardi?? **LIAR!!!!!!!!**
The guy with the gun protecting his daughter from “Norman.”
He’s not a good shot, what with being blind and wearing women’s frames and all.
That’s hilarious.
This chart came out soooo good. Thanks OP I’ll reference this forever when I need a chuckle
Thanks for playing along!
Should’ve just plugged in Frank along with Jackie. This requires no polling.
The Jimmy
Came here to say this, if it's not the obvious Frank.
Def Frank.
Once I see Frank in that last square, I’ll feel vigoroussssssss
Like a Phoenix rising from Arizona!
Frank "LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE" Costanza
Frank Constaza or die
“This is frank costanza”
Gotta be Frank. The man stole back a marble rye in response to a minor snub!
How does Jerry not make the list of his own show?
He is Horny Neutral
I see. The pic they chose made me think it was his penis and not the character Jerry. Went back and read the post. Thanks.
Jerry's penis is the true main character
I feel like this could be a senior thesis.
Leon’s analysis of Seinfeld was dead on. Still waiting for them to release the sex tapes.
Bubble boy. Would’ve been better for smart/angry. But chaotic works too.
Hey Jer, what’s up?
You got me with neutral-neutral lmao.
THIS … IS FRANK COSTANZA!
It's gotta be Frank
Gotta be Frank.
Where’s Seinfeld at
Frank Costanza… only Ansa!!!!! What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs….. (Remember, he said this, right after George Steinbrenner told him his son was dead)
Frank Costanza or bust. I Never Had Any Interest In Politics. I Refuse To Vote. They Don't Want Me, I Don't Want Them!!!
Has to be Babu Bhatt. Every single appearance ends in a chaotic event and him yelling.
Were moving in lock, stock and barrel. Were gonna be in the pool, were gonna be in the clubhouse. Were gonna be allll over that shuffle board court. AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!
Frank. “STILL!! STILL!! I WANT TO GO IN FRESH!!” Costanza
I agree with all of these, but I'm bummed that Jerry isn't on the chart somewhere. We've got the other three and his "Little Jerry" but not Jerry himself!
Oh but he is
Come on, it can only be Frank. Anyone who suggests anyone else should be banned
We all know it's Frank
Are you sure you want neutral? - the handyman
This is brilliant actually
Call it, Escoffier. We have a winner!!
Stienbrenner
Big Strin would have been a chaotic idiot.
Steinbrenner
Chaotic absolutely, but not necessarily angry.
This chart is H&H Bagel. I am Kramer. SCAMMMMMM!!!!!! I am protesting for my right to choose Drunk Chaotic which was replaced by Angry Chaotic by management. I have a right to celebrate new tiles! NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE NO TILE!!!! Gavin Palome is Chaotic Drunk. Just as soon as he gets out of the Bells Palsy Centre, in in in Rockford...absolutely first rate facility, top notch physicians.
It makes senses that Jerry is in none as he’s equilibrium. Balanced, as all things should be.
OP re-add the “Drunk” section as a column!
If it's not Frank Costanza, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East...*Side!*
Brody
DO YOU SEE YOUR FACE INNERRE??
Bad man
Is there any doubt? He beat another man up for doll then invented a holiday, he was going to move to Florida for spite, he fought Elaine at a police station, he's fueled by his own rage.
Frank is the obvious one
HOOCHIE MAMA
Frank Costanza has been my pick for chaotic angry since this first began.
Am I crazy or is Jerry not on this?
Frank costanza
Can we put bubble boy in the blank square?
It’s Kramers friend Mike Moffitt! he called jerry a phony after getting it a day long fight over a parking space with George. Calls Jerry a phony, and then pretends that he meant "phony" as slang for "cool", the way "bad" can actually mean "good". Screaming the entire way. Thats angry. then in a different episode he says Jerry murdered Elaine's imaginary colleague Susie. He therefore bursts into her memorial in order to tell the attendees the truth about Jerry. That’s chaotic.
My first thought was Elaine's dad, but then I realized Frank wasn't on the list yet!!
“This. Is Frank. Co-Stanza.”
Jerry
How could Jerry 👏 not 👏 say 👏 hello?!👏
Pass to Jimmy!
Frank!
Frank who else!
There is only one answer here
It's gotta be Frank but Timmy fits too.
Gotta be Frank, even if Mike Moffit would fit as well. I propose the addition of a "Phony" row to include the Drake, Moffitt, Michael Jordan and others...
It's definitely [Brody](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0321358/?ref_=tt_cl_t_6), the Bootlegger from "the Little Kicks" episode. He's definitely angry and definitely chaotic, he also leaves a hell of an impression.
Elaine is so incredibly evil lmao
DICK
Frank Constanza, no doubt.
Frank but honorable mention to the hit and run to the shuckface psycho
we all know is Frank Costanza!
Frank Costanza. He created a cantankerous holiday because of his rage.
Angry chaotic has to be Brody.
The Mohel
This spot BELONGS to Frank Costanza!
Special mention to the Bubble Boy!
I love how Constance, Connie, Con is neutral:neutral. lol Peterman would also be a good one for smart:stupid.
Frank Costanza "Are you saying, You want a peace of me?"
SERENITY NOW!!!
It's obviously Frank
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
"It's MOOR!"
This is Frank Costanza
Frank is The Raincoats part 2 is all chaotic-angry. It's one of his best episodes. "I will not tolerate infestation!" "What are they too good for us? A raincoat salesman, I could buy and sell him like that." "That's my cabana shirt! You stole my shirt, you son of a bitch!" "Gimmie that back."
Fitting to end on possibly the easiest box of the chart
The one and only Frank Costanza
if its not frank…… this chart is broken
I think Lyle is my favorite character of all time.
Frank Costanza is the only right answer and if it’s not him I’m hiring Jackie Chiles and suing.
Frank Costanzo is last!
Frank Costanza no question
Frank Costanza is the only correct answer. I'LL SHOW HIM ASSMAN!!
Then he can have bananas on the side!!!
Devuala for sure no doubts
Big coat guy was angry,...... Big coat
You should post the links to the threads once this is done, they're just as much fun as the chart itself
Gotta be Frank Costanza
How is George both stupid and smart?
I think the horny category all pass as chads and she-chad
The short stopper hisself
It's gotta be Frank Costanza. No?
Jimmy holds grudges!
Frank Costanza all day
It's Frank Costanza, OP. Don't even think about stopping short with this one.
Serenity Now!!!!
Can we cap this off with a still from Michael Richards at the laugh factory?