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AnywhereMajestic2377

I say this with a staunch record or heterosexuality- it’s fabulous.


RononSweets

I’m hip.


zugi

Hip to what?


RononSweets

To the whole scene.


zugi

Nothing personal, but I'm sitting over *there*!


BigConstruction4247

The bathroom scene


Rooboy66

It’s **hep**, luv … “hep” as in “hepcat”


Rooboy66

**hep**, hon. It’s hep. Deary dear—you probably don’t even know what Garbage Pail Kids were … Youth is wasted in the young


RononSweets

No, it’s “I’m hip.”. You obviously don’t watch Seinfeld.


RononSweets

My friend is an artist for Garbage Pail Kids. lol


Rooboy66

**burn me bay-beee** 🤷‍♂️


Castorell

 Doesn't he know what's going to happen? Everytime he shaves it, it's going to come in thicker, and fuller, and darker!


BigConstruction4247

Oh that's an old wives tale!


Flip2002

Is it ?!?!


WolfTemporary6153

Look at it! Look at it!


Ozaholic

It IS an old wives’ tail and I’m an old wife so I should know


Dirt290

Joe Cool is such an iconic character.


AsssHat999

That is my kind of Snoopy.


bunni_butt

You called me a ~~schmoopy~~ snoopy. You’re a ~~schmoopy~~ snoopy.


CarcosaDweller

Mohair and dog hair!? You know I think that’s what killed Curly.


Austinpowerstwo

That rules


Apart-Bathroom7811

I think OP got that out of Peterman's archives.


thekermitderp

Ya dig?


PaigeMarieSara

He's a beagle, he digs.


Son0fSanf0rd

some things are simply perfect


PaigeMarieSara

He's the coolest and he knows it.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

That’s why his name is Joe Cool


MurphyTheRobocop

I really wish it was a grey sweater


randomizer55

Its cool but yeah a grey sweater and those small rectangular shades would have been cooler.


linkerjpatrick

This should be the new Calvin peeing on a car logo


jedi21knight

That is awesome!


WhodatSooner

That’s gold Jerry. GOLD! 👍✌️🫵


thekraken108

Joe Cool Kramer


SUMMERofGEORGE97

Tuesday has no feel


Sufficient_Can_6464

I suck em back like coca cola


robbwes61

I have the same tattoo on my johnson.


SenseWinter

Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there??


robbwes61

You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna happen?!


CaptainTC

Don’t mohair over this !


SUMMERofGEORGE97

Yes


Old_Round9050

Tacky


YoghurtPrimary230

I used to say that all the time until rehab 12/21/21.


Environmental_Lab627

Mohair looks good on snoopy


euph31

There's a very good chance I'm going to steal this for myself


Commercial_Lock6205

What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?!


Old_Round9050

Is that an arm or a leg