Simon, the freeloading British upper-class twat. As douchey as Lloyd Braun #1 and Craig, the ponytailed haberdasher are, Simon is the douchiest of douches.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see him mentioned. That smarmy look he gives Elaine when he cons Nikki into going to dinner with him, ugh
Steve Pocatello from S3E10 is high up on the douche list. Dude comes to the city without calling. Gets shitty with Jerry cause Jerry has to leave. Then cheats on his wife with a hooker that Jerry ends up having to pay.
He was cool. But then he just took a total nose dive. And he was probably only cool so he could butter Jerry up enough that Jerry wouldn’t tattle on him. It’s like the guy never left the frat house.
She can't even bring the right sauce, or doll.
Only problem is that I think my hatred of the character is entirely on my hatred of the actress. I cannot stand her.
I don't like you. So if you got any other problems...whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, O.K.?
It’s not a think - they actively show him scoop them right off the table.
He was definitely a problem, and George was spot on with his note about the line delivery.
This. Meelosh (or however it’s spelled) with that whole “look at the baby!” Crap when Jerry is sandbagging the tennis match.
Wish Jerry would’ve ripped a shot right in Meelosh’s crotch
He was a douche but he was also leagues more funny than any of the other douchey characters. The entire pen plotline is brilliant and weirdly relatable
We already did this.
It’s Elaine’s pompous twat English boyfriend Simon.
Arrogant as hell, hits on other women in front of Elaine, lectures people condescendingly on grammar, mooches money and the Armani suit.
The Maestro is pretentious and full of himself, and he lies to Jerry about there being no houses to rent in all of Tuscany, but he falls short of douchiness.
I dunno, refusing to go by anything but his title in social situations is pretty douchey to me. especially if you think you deserve to be called maestro because of delusions of grandeur i.e. comparing yourself to leonard bernstein
I could never stand Elaine's cousin Holly. Implying Jerry wasn't a real man because he ate a salad, then accusing Elaine of stealing Grandma Memma's napkins.
I’m going to spell his name wrong, but that comedian Banya.. the one who keeps making Jerry take him to dinner bc of the suit. I can hardly watch that one sometimes bc he’s so annoying lol
Elaine's friend Leslie. The one that she threw the baby shower for at Jerry's apartment. She's hands down the worst character from that show and a complete douche.
Not really a douche, but one of the characters who pisses me off the most is the black woman who runs the homeless shelter and gets inordinately angry about the muffin stump donation
Why no doorman? You think you’re better than him?
Poor doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.
hey how 'bout those Knicks?!
Oh, the sports page. What makes you think I’m not reading the Wall Street section, oh, I know, it’s because I’m just the uneducated doorman.
You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
*Overture, curtains, lights* *This is it, we’ll hit the heights* *And oh, what heights we’ll hit!* *On with the show, this is it!*
Here for a quickie..?
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Simon, the freeloading British upper-class twat. As douchey as Lloyd Braun #1 and Craig, the ponytailed haberdasher are, Simon is the douchiest of douches.
I’m going to need another chart, I’m getting some important reminders. I won’t be back for dinner.
Pardon?
Pahdon?
Thanks, mate.
You shouldn't expect any change
Pardon?
Hey Kenny. You still want to get that suit back?
Een can go fuck himself too
Ian?
It’s pronounced “thermometer”
These are load-bearing walls!
*Een.*
What, are you using my Ians now?
Een sounds douchier.
“No, there only was $6.” What a douche
"Ponytail? Get real" -- Jerry
The bounder? Fuck that guy
He's one of those bounders
That pregnant woman from S2E10: "The Babyshower"
Oh gawd. Then when she came back as Natashaaa
Excuse me, zat is a $1200 gawh-tee-yeah dress!
Ah dun no.
I like to say that a lot. Ah dunno (especially with a Slavic accent)
You think I'm not good enough for this hideous dress?
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing your little eurotrash rags
Red Shirt RED SHIRT!
"I told yeww, I dun knewww"
“GRACE… isn’t SOMEthing you can pick up from the MARKET.” I could punch that lady in the face.
I don’t even say grace
Poor Mrs. Landis will never play tennis again.
If she can't play tennis 🎾, she has no reason to LIVE! (sobbing)
That's a shame.
The hammy delivery of that line gets me every time 😂
I love the way side characters ham it up so much on Seinfeld. It's gold Jerry! GOLD!
Poor little Pinkus.
My favorite line from the entire series!
Gotta tell ya, even though I can’t stand her, I did feel a little sorry for Mrs. Landis.
Lying about cancer for charity. Pretty low
Good for you, Jack!
This gets dropped in my house at least once a day.
And then he died shortly after cause of his “charity.” #karma
>he died shortly after He really had cancer?!
Oh no he adjusted his toupee while driving & crashed
Would you do that?? No! I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t.
Todd Gak.
What kind of a name is Todd Gak anyway?
I think its Dutch.
You Gak? Here's your money!
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see him mentioned. That smarmy look he gives Elaine when he cons Nikki into going to dinner with him, ugh
Agree and the final scene where Kramer downs him with a sock full of pennies is extra sweet because of it
Steve Pocatello from S3E10 is high up on the douche list. Dude comes to the city without calling. Gets shitty with Jerry cause Jerry has to leave. Then cheats on his wife with a hooker that Jerry ends up having to pay.
Yes but in fairness he was pretty cool to Jerry earlier in the episode even when his wife was getting pissed. He’s a bro’s bro
He was cool. But then he just took a total nose dive. And he was probably only cool so he could butter Jerry up enough that Jerry wouldn’t tattle on him. It’s like the guy never left the frat house.
Only one has made Jerry so upset that he bursed out cussing and had to be bleeped. That one.
He's a funny fuck!
I love that we’re calling that little kid a douche. what a douche lol
No Joel Hornik? You mean you like that turkey roll stuff?
How can you talk to someone like that?
Sally. I do not respect anyone who base their entire personality on openly slandering someone.
She can't even bring the right sauce, or doll. Only problem is that I think my hatred of the character is entirely on my hatred of the actress. I cannot stand her.
Did she do something bad?
I have no idea I just can't stand listening to her.
Oh, that makes sense
Sally's little performance piece is great! I've seen it 6 times and I'm her biggest fan
It’s nice to finally watch a show that’s actually *about* something (Glares at Jerry)
Ironically, I feel like there is a non-zero amount of people on this sub that only exist to hate Sally.
Proud to be part of that non-zero amount!
What about the guy who played Kramer in the pilot. I think he took the box of raisins. Its bizarre
Are you accusing me of stealing the raisins?
I don't like you. So if you got any other problems...whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, O.K.?
It’s not a think - they actively show him scoop them right off the table. He was definitely a problem, and George was spot on with his note about the line delivery.
I go with Meelosh, he pimped out his wife and didn't play along graciously with Jerry throwing the tennis match.
That's what you get when you dabble in the flesh trade.
This. Meelosh (or however it’s spelled) with that whole “look at the baby!” Crap when Jerry is sandbagging the tennis match. Wish Jerry would’ve ripped a shot right in Meelosh’s crotch
I think it's "Milos" but with a funny accent mark on the s that doesn't exist in English.
I gotta go with the guy obsessed with Fleckman furniture.
Have you ever sat in a farbman?
You look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant.
You look like you could use
Jerry
desperado 🎶🎶
Oh you mean Witchay Woman
He’s out riding fences.
Nothing’s workin’ for ya, is it?
Farbman. “Sorry I’d offer you a ride but I got Carl Farbman here…”
I can't drink this. It's warm!
Ooof.
Sally Weaver was by far the most annoying out of the group
Kathy Griffin played annoying so well I can't actually watch her in anything else.
She wasn't acting.
Just kinda wandered on set and they said fuck it and filmed everything.
it was the only way they could get her to leave
She was acting without acting
Everything about her just repels.
no Bubble-boy?
How ‘bout taking your top off.
No, it's moops.
Elaine's psychiatrist. Total abuser.
I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far for this. Guy is seriously creepy and should lose his license
Jack Klampus was a pretty big douche
He was a douche but he was also leagues more funny than any of the other douchey characters. The entire pen plotline is brilliant and weirdly relatable
I WANT you to have the pen!
Do me a personal favour!
I love Klampas. Klampas: I want the Kelly Blue Book value. Jerry: You only paid 8! Klampas: You’re not me!
Aaaaaaaaaaah! 🫸🫳
SORRAY!!
We already did this. It’s Elaine’s pompous twat English boyfriend Simon. Arrogant as hell, hits on other women in front of Elaine, lectures people condescendingly on grammar, mooches money and the Armani suit.
Pardon?
Rob Schneider for forcing himself on Elaine twice. Also, he's played by Rob Schneider
I never thought I’d say this but I actually met him in the airport and he was pretty cool and a non douche. Actually shook my hand *of his own accord*
Man, leave Fragile Frankie Merman alone, dude’s got emotional problems.
The summer me
Oh that Milos!
Where’s Toby?! She makes me feel like my intestines have been pulled out of my body and tied around my neck
This answer is great, really really great!
jerry’s hamptons gf sucked
Scrolled TOO far for Rachel to be named. What does she know about shrinkage? She lives at home with her parents, mom still does her laundry.
i mean just a negative bitch all the way around
Duncan Meyer
You couldn’t be me then and you can’t beat me now!
The statue thief is the worst.
Pardon? No Ian?
No, no, Een.
I don’t think the Maestro should be on there. Anyone who gives a balm to a friend is all right with me.
The Maestro is pretentious and full of himself, and he lies to Jerry about there being no houses to rent in all of Tuscany, but he falls short of douchiness.
I dunno, refusing to go by anything but his title in social situations is pretty douchey to me. especially if you think you deserve to be called maestro because of delusions of grandeur i.e. comparing yourself to leonard bernstein
You mean Bob Cobb?
Ponytail? Get real.
This is Jarmel erasure and I won’t stand for it
I mean John Lovitz lied about cancer, thats hard to beat
Pony tale Nicole “Milla” dude.
What no Bania? That’s Gold!
Who’s talking a blue streak now, jack!
Craig. This is my friend Een
Hi Ian
No, it's Eene
Where's George's boss that he poisoned?
I couldn’t stand Kathy Griffin’s character. Ugh!
Roy Horneck (not pictured)
"You're ugly!" "Are you eating a muffin top?" "Yeah, a muffin top store opened up just down the street!" "A muffin top store!?" "What did I just say?"
The guy that was blaming Jerry for his deportation.
Jon Lovitz. Lying about having cancer is so shitty.
SORRY
Bubble Boy
That fucking doorman.
Rita Kirson
Joel Horneck : “Is there a real bird in the back?”
The one guy on the show who treats wait staff worse than George.
Sally MF Weaver.
Where is Mike? He's so phony!
Sally Weaver.
What about the sidler?! Sp? With the hearing aid and tic tacs.
Kevin from Home Alone?
Bob…I mean Maestro
No Brett? So terribly un-Karl Farbman like.
Biggest douche isnt even shown here. It's 100% Joel Horneck!!
Where’s the mechanic that stole George’s twix?
It's gotta be "Ian" [EEN] for me. That dude is SUCH a douche
Simon, Craig, and Milosz. The trifecta of douchery
I always hated the guy in the Hamptons freaking out on Kramer over the lobsters. What a prick…
Definitely. Total rat
Mike Moffit the phony bookie
Man that Michael Jordan is so phony!
It begins and ends with sally weaver!!!
Michael Chiklis
Faking cancer , and getting a rug for it, is pretty douchey
Poppy. Not washing his hands when he cooks your food and pissing on your couch and walking away like it's no big deal.
So-raaayyy…
Sawwrraaayyyy
Sally hands down. Especially when you realize she’s like that in real life too
I could never stand Elaine's cousin Holly. Implying Jerry wasn't a real man because he ate a salad, then accusing Elaine of stealing Grandma Memma's napkins.
Sally Weaver for sure. Cathy Griffin played her annoying ass too well
It's Peterman , his whole enterprise was douchrbaggery
the narcissistic therapist elaine had was so eerie i got chills
That fucking kid with the cassette tape.He’s like 11 he absolutely knew better
Where's "Sorray" guy, who cripples Elaine with his cane?
tim whatley literally r\*ped jerry and became jewish for the jokes, and is a regifter. he's abysmal
Kathy griffin
Kathy Griffen has managed to transcend the Seinfeld universe and become a douche in real life
We’re missing the woman who lost her Fiancé, the poor baby
I’m going to spell his name wrong, but that comedian Banya.. the one who keeps making Jerry take him to dinner bc of the suit. I can hardly watch that one sometimes bc he’s so annoying lol
Bob Sacamano for never blessing us with his presence
After reading these comments about characters missed, I realized every single character in the show is a douche haha
Anyone that demands they be referred to as “Maestro” automatically takes the crown
Where is the Bubble Boy?
Elaine's friend Leslie. The one that she threw the baby shower for at Jerry's apartment. She's hands down the worst character from that show and a complete douche.
Not really a douche, but one of the characters who pisses me off the most is the black woman who runs the homeless shelter and gets inordinately angry about the muffin stump donation
Hands down , Sally. #1 douche.
Sally Weaver ..
I always thought Mr Pitt was a pretty big douche.
It is fun watching him dance to next stop pottersville though.