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triple-bottom-line

There’s a reason Jerry’s not there. He didn’t wanna be a Pirate.


menasor36

That’s gold Jerry! GOLD!


wrong_silent_type

It's a brand new armani suit. And I even don't want anything in return. OK, you know what, you can take me out to dinner.


Scary-Soup9510

this made my day. roaring with laughter!!! i love the puffy shirt episode.


triple-bottom-line

This makes me happy to hear :) (Because I’m a joke maker)


ASM_50

Nice game, pretty boys!


RandomBloke2021

That's such a good episode!


steveharveymemes

The grainy camera for the spitting incident is the cream on top


DadJokeBadJoke

Behind the bushes on the gravelly road...


TheRealJamesWax

It was McDowell!


topherdrives

He must have caught a glimpse of me when I poured that beer on his head


SpiralOut369963

Back and to the left…. BACK and to the LEFT


topherdrives

Avatar checks out


NoUseForALagwagon

That's a hell of an organisation they're running there.


TheRealJamesWax

I can’t believe they haven’t won a pennant in 15 years..


BigConstruction4247

Ahem.... 30 years. This is the Pirates.


Eli_Renfro

These bastards aren't going to Houston


K0bayashi-777

You son of a bitch!


meryl_gear

Ice cold


capt-awesome-atx

You tell that son of a bitch the Pirates have a three game series in Houston in late July!


gldmj5

Oh yeah, this can't miss.


Venice_Beach_218

*You are a lover boy!*


Gusgrissomamerica

Looking for that magic loogie.


pwatts

It turned in mid air mind you...


CoercionTictacs

Baaaack .. and to the left


PlusCommunity7962

Keith Hernandez!?!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

I despise him!


byebybuy

Who's this chucker?


DayTrippin2112

He’s the man who’s going to be rounding 3rd base by 11o’clock😉


grimbly_jones

I said EEEEAAAASYYYYYY, BIG FELLA


Maleficent_Run9852

I love that he just somehow knows George is a chucker by looking at him.


topherdrives

YOU BETTER CATCH IT, JOHNNY, CAUSE THIS AIN'T PHILIDELPHIA!!


speedbass89

Our day was ruined


hijro

Nobatternobatternobatternobatter


Mental_Somewhere2341

Lately though, I've been buying the generic brand of wax beans. You know, I rip off the label, I can hardly tell the difference.


drainspout

Well, we've officially bottomed out.


Apart-Bathroom7811

What about a guest host?


RabidWolverine2021

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.


Wide_Environment3107

That, is one magic loogie.


kevint1964

They're both required to catch a fly ball with their hat.


Overall-Palpitation6

What the hell'd you trade Jay Buhner for?!


rex_banner83

He had 30 home runs, over a hundred RBIs last year! He’s got a rocket for an arm!!


Overall-Palpitation6

You don't know what you're doin'!


beavis617

All these years later and they are still buddies.


AcePilotsen

My last name is Benes, ya jackass!


menasor36

I’m going to have to ask you to take your cap off.


sixty-noine

An alliance?


theoakandlion

Both named Kevin, just like Bizarro Jerry


Fozzy2701

First time Ive seen it. Hilarious!


missionbeach

Jambalaya!


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

What’s the jersey made of?


drunktreflip

I believe it's lycra spandex


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

I can’t believe it’s not cotton!


novatom1960

No. 22 spent the earlier part of the day playing parcheesi with a blind man.


shumama813

Khan!


cabosmith

They ruined our day!


InsubordiNationalist

I’m looking right at you Big Daddy!


ThatsMySpicyPepper

I smell a pennant!!


falbi23

Newman!


robbwes61

They never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


DayTrippin2112

I hear the Bloomingdale’s Executive Program is promising. What with Def-Jam and all…


Proskills500

They’re definitely playing the Mets tonight


Venice_Beach_218

But I don't wanna be a pirate!


DatabaseAcademic6631

"Hellooo Jerry" "Giddyup!"


tje248

The Pirates broadcaster would imitate Jerry's "Hello, Newman" whenever Newman hit a home run.


RandomBloke2021

That's kinda perfect


anythingo23

Make sure there uniforms are cotton or maybe not


5280Rockymtn

Maybe he took out bette middler, now her stand in can play lol