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All_Cocks_Are_Balls

They said they were sending over an Asian woman


CantSeePeter

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


Wide_Environment3107

Putting Nana in a home to keep her quiet about the $50


RedWingsReborn

“She can’t do that, she’s on a very fixed income!!”


Wide_Environment3107

STOP THE SHOW!!!


laffingriver

do you realize how much that $50 is worth with compound interest?


AhoyPalloy

*SIX HUNDRED* and sixty-three dollars and forty-five cents, and that’s figuring conservatively at five percent interest, compounded quarterly. Or, if you put it into a ten-year T-bill…


ARKweld

He’s not getting away with it


rj_sherbs

We’ll get him. He’s a crook.


drainspout

"I'll make some phonecalls..."


Mr_Gone11

Who are you gonna call?


IgnisSolus4X

Ghostbusters


trkken

You’re BUSTED!


DieterSprocket

He thinks everyone is an antisemite.


Eric848448

You don’t just overcook a hamburger!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Ok, before Goebbels there overcooked your hamburger 🍔...


SElNFELD

Believe me. I don’t owe your mother $50. Heh heh heh.


Wide_Environment3107

Ahehehehe


bhoose19

She thought it was 1942. He wasn't wrong to do it.


Exact_Writer_6807

He's an old man, he's confused.


greenwoody2018

Old and confused. Very confused!


DougLocKoa

His crime of passion


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Leave it alone


Wide_Environment3107

If anyone ever betrays me, I never forget it.


Schmonballins

|J|E|RR|Y| |H|E|LL|O|


DishDry4487

BERTANOS


Hotpasta1985

Uh huh and where’s your uncle?


DishDry4487

We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond.


Inspect1234

Swarm! Swarm!


Wide_Environment3107

*Brentanos


DishDry4487

It is pronounced thermometer.


Wide_Environment3107

😂


lotus_ink

“I’m an old man, I’m confused!”


cvaninvan

Cape Fear 2: Crime of Passion


RononSweets

Stealing because he can get away with it being old.


growling_owl

He’s confused!


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Grabbing Jerry's arm every time he talks endlessly about his son.


CantSeePeter

Jerry, you listening to this?


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Your cousin is moving to a new park Jerry!


reallybigmochilaxvx

Hé likes the spots


BentoSpinzone

They’re sending him over to Riverside to do there what he did in Central Park


MadScientist3087

His general demeanor


Wide_Environment3107

Demeanour?


cgriffith83

Now you’re just being difficult 📝


Wide_Environment3107

What are you writing?


Iron_Chic

Making Jerry overpay to get the watch back.


LargeDeborah

Stopping the telethon because of Nana’s donation.


GrouchyLongBottom

But, she's on a very fixed income!


dibbymcghee

Frankly you all seem like anti-Semites


True_Window_9389

They don’t just overcook a hamburger


MurphyTheRobocop

Ate too many nuts at the hotel.


CantSeePeter

No more nuts!


Metalchips1Nquesodip

They’re like 50 cents a nut!


Nineteen14isHistory

Leo I dont care for your demeanor. Now you're just being difficult.


0509D

Not paying the horse track money to his own sister


OutsideBig9042

His crime of passion


elijah856578658757

That watch thing pissed me off


SalaciousDumb

Sabotaging Jerry’s relationship with Skylar White.


OkDragonfly4098

Never taking a HINT


suspicious_bag_1000

OP, you don’t just overcook a hamburger


AkihabaraWasteland

He's got priors.


Mak1sh1ma

Trying to hustle his own nephew Jerry. Beeing so cheap and self-centered (just interested in his own son, thats why he glorifizes him so much) is a character tribute you just cannot appreciate. Hate family members like that.


DishDry4487

His crime of passion.


CHONGASCOOK

When he got his eyebrows singed and had them drawn on 😆😆😆😆😆


OpenMicJoker

He ordered a hooker to the plaza on Elaine’s dime.


thisismydgafaccount

Not paying Helen the $50 53 years ago. Over that time, the interest could have accumulated to over $600 figuring conservatively at 5% return compounding quarterly.


VoteForLubo

Broke up with Lydia because Jerry told him he should be swinging. “You’re an Adonis”


AOCourage

That's on Jerry


Far-Ad9571

Shaking down Danny Barber for free pajamas


airbag23

Keeping money from Jerry’s mom for decades


ZeroMomentum

He keeps grabbing Jerry’s arm when they are talking


CaptainRegor

He stole batteries


cvaninvan

And books...


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

It was a crime of passion!


ja_trader

It was a crime of passion!


mthw704

The sounds emanating from his body


FerdinandBowie

Started that church w jost


Maxdrive77

Taking the wallet in the trash thst had 200 dollars in it jerrys dad threw away


RaspyDontAskMeShhhh

Being born


mrsgeorgestrait

Took Nana's money


EitherApartment4527

It was a crime of passion. fuhgeddaboutit


mjc_golf83

It was a crime of passion, leave it alone.


reignwillwashaway

JeRRRRyyy


Spidermonk76

Making his own nephew pay exorbitant amounts of money for a watch he found in the trash.


As83604

He steals batteries and orders hookers


Practical-Tooth-8981

Batteries!


jonnypepperstonreal

The eyebrow thing was pretty bad


Downtown_Falcon_2127

ordering sex trafficked asians over the phone


Affectionate-League9

Steal a book. SWARM SWARM!


Fluffy_Duck1991

It was a crime of passion


Thepastdoesntexist

Not introducing us to Jeffrey


smartest_koala

Accusing a poor restaurant cook, probably Paco, of being an antisemite.


Metalchips1Nquesodip

You mean Goebbells?


ARKweld

Haunting Jerry’s dreams


ElectrOPurist

Stole batteries.


Naive-Government8333

Accusing the cook of being an antisemite


Nervous_Thanks8506

Stole from Brentano's. ("Swarm! Swarm!")


platecanoe

Being on the show


ShamanOG34

That crime of passion