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I’ve written things out in confidence and then read them and all the things come into my brain of how they won’t have the reaction I want. Getting outside input helps with that.
I mean...
>*“hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy”*
would make me lose focus for the rest of the day. Sometimes straightforward and blunt is good. Like rose petals and subtlety sometimes and then BAM! horny baseball bat to the shin.
Honestly I’d just say in casual conversation that today ive been waxed for him and now I’m super smooth ….👀, and that you love for him to come feel”
Think that should work haha x
This is the way.
That or "I'm conducting a personal poll - how do you feel about girls who are freshly waxed?" and then let the flirting/sexting begin.
OP needs to fully step up to being an adult and learn that communication is the metaphorical lube that gets sexual needs met. Especially if you are already in some sort of relationship with someone and should have some idea how direct they are about sex.
This would also be a great way to see how serious they are about the relationship, no matter what kind of relationship it is. LTR, casual or just FWB, if you convey to your partner that you just waxed & are free tonight and their response is anything short of "Are we having dinner before or after I check that out," you might want to find a partner who appreciates what you are offering more.
Obviously, there are exceptions like having tickets to a game or prior plans (though you should be aware of these), last minute work thing or some urgent issue, but in general a lack of enthusiastic response is a pretty big red flag to find a new partner if a healthy sex life is important to you.
I hate the poll idea. It's something you'd expect to see on a dating app between people who barely know each other. Like it's trying way to hard to be subtle and "playful." But to each their own.
"without being super straightforward or blunt"
If I was your man, I'd be way into it if you were super straightforward and/or blunt. Like if we were sitting on the couch and you just suddenly straddled me, looked me in the eye and said "I'm going to get myself waxed. Tomorrow night I'm expecting you to go to town on that pussy of mine". Like yes ma'am!
I love flirty, but it has its limits.
Listen to this, OP! 👆🏻
The sheer confidence through this type of statement would be stunning (in a great way). Besides, isn’t it every other week there’s an AskReddit post about “What subtle hint did you only figure out once it was too late to follow through?” We men are not skilled in the art of subtly, no matter what age.
Just say that lol
I am terrible at flirting too and I really want that smooth as a dolphin feel - never had a wax... So side topic OP:
What it good? Awkward? Do they do everything? (Like all the way to the back? Full labia? Or just like how was it?
Not OP but someone who gets waxed regularly
Awkward? It can be at first but then you remember that it's their job and nothing they haven't seen before.
Do they do everything? If you ask, yes, they can do front and back. There is different types such as California, Brazilian, Bikini.
Not OP, but depends on what you ask for. Brazilian is everything including bhole, standard bikini ins just like triangle or landing strip, and I believe a French wax is a bikini with labia as well. I usually do full Brazilian but leave like a lil strip on the front so you don’t look prepubescent. Also I would highly recommend against sugaring. It causes ingrowns like NO OTHER. It’s horrible. Reg wax is good :)
Thank you...! How long does smoothness last on average? I am aware this is like a whole science and like our body hair goes through growth phases and it's probably unique to everyone, but yeah, how long does the smoothness last? I'm currently shaving and it's a nightmare. But to use a cream I'd had to grow out for like 3 weeks before it's be long enough? Same for waxing I imagine?
As a Brazilian who was waxed most of my life (like, since 11?), it is… Well. Depends on how much you’re going to wax, the length of the pubes and your tolerance for pain.
I don’t know how it is done outside of Brazil, but I have a few things to mention:
* Waxing your butthole, to me, is more awkward than your pussy. Why? Cuz you have to grab the butt cheeks and spread them open. With other areas you just lie back, give them more access (raising your arm so they can reach your armpit, bending your knee sideways to expose your crotch) and wait for it to be over.
* Longer pubes come out faster and need less times of ripping out the wax, but hurt a little more. Shorter pubes will result in many repeats in the process, but hurt a little less.
* The wax is warm, so it can be even soothing when they’re first putting it over you, but it dries fast and can snag on some hair. It’s the ripping of the wax that’s the problem. I suggest having something to squeeze in your hands or something to bite down.
My preference has always been going with longer hair even if it hurt more the first time they ripped the wax off because second time was already super smooth, so the wax felt relaxing and you can barely feel them peeling off the wax, because there are next to no hair anymore. It’s also faster.
I’ve talked to some of the workers and they say some people end up screaming with the pain, but I’ve never gotten to this point. Sucked in a couple of breaths, but most of the time I just need to squeeze my hand. And which areas are the most sensitive vary from person to person.
One thing to note: avoid waxing when on your period; not NECESSARILY because of the blood (although I imagine no one wants period blood getting everywhere and even with menstrual cups this could happen) but because it makes your entire body more sensitive and it will definitely hurt a lot more.
I hope it helped? 😅
The esthetician is very good at making you feel comfortable like it’s just a casual girl meeting that happens to be centered around your bits. And sometimes you accidentally cum just a little when she rips it off…the body just gets its sensations confused sometimes it doesn’t mean anything. The girl equivalent of a random boner for no reason… take a tylenol and an ibuprofen before going in and don’t wait more than 6 weeks between waxes and it gets less pain full each time
Yeahhh, I'll take things she absolutely shouldn't say for 1000, Alex. This could go soo soo wrong and 99% of guys are not going to think "she's got a good surprise" after the I had an appointment today statement. Talk about "snatch"ing defeat from the jaws of victory.
If she wants to take the potential stress out of it, "I went to the beauty salon today, guess what for" would, I think, go over much much better!!
3 ways:
Say something like hey I've got a surprise for you whilst wearing crotchless pants may give them a good guess.
Or whilst making out say about the surprise and push their hand down your clothes to feel it.
Be naked when you see them and tell them to kiss you Australian Style.
“So I went to get a Brazilian wax today and omw there this fuckin dude was driving like an idiot I swear how do these people get licenses?!?” Just throw it in the convo casually
I tell my guy I had a woman between my legs driving me crazy today. The first time, he was like, "Wait, what?!!!" 😂🤣 You have to know your guy enough to be positive it's not going to have a negative reaction.
I think secret hints can be very exciting and sexy for something like this. It's annoying if someone is trying to get you to do something but won't say it directly, but it's not like she will be annoyed or upset if he can't guess what it is - eventually he'll find out after all
This. People are generally much more into flirting and playing games than the average redditor, who tends to (unsurprisingly) be really bad at it. Being blunt can be sexy, but it's not romantic, and it quickly gets uninteresting.
This is what *you* want, not what "people" want.
I had a GF recently who was corporate attorney. There was inside and outside the bedroom language, especially in emails. She *loved* witty flirts (look up "sapiosexual" if this is a new concept), but once she was naked she was ferociously sexual. She moved around on the bed like a panther was into all kinds of non-vanilla stuff.
Sex is just like life: YMMV....
*Grunts agreement*
Hairy? Let's do it
Waxed? Let's do it
Hair growing after getting waxed? Let's do it
On your days? A good captain sails the red sea
PMS? Whom doesn't enjoy a little violence?
If she's on the mood, I'm on the mood.
> guys are like cave men
*Most* "guys" like in under 20-25? Sure.
Grown ass men? We love a good flirty text at 3pm at work to enliven our day and give us something to think about.
Ask him if he likes hairless kitties: if he says yes, send him a pic or say, “good, I’ve got one just for you.” If he says no, tell him “Well that’s too bad, because I’ve got one I think you’d like to see.”
That or just tell him, “I just got my pussy waxed and I want you to come inspect it.”
“Can I come over. I have something I really need to show you. I think you’re going to like it alot.”
That will have all kinds of things swimming in his head. You could dress sexy with sexy lingerie underneath. It’ll blow his mind
While personally I prefer the opposite and would rather a woman tell me how many years it's been since she shaved, I think I get the subtle and flirty idea that you're hoping to convey to him. Maybe if you're chatting this evening you could say something like, "I've been thinking about you a lot so I made an appointment to get myself ready for you. I can't wait to show you something that makes me feel so smooth and sexy." You might talk about how it feels to your touch, or how you're thinking of him being able to touch it. Maybe you're into a teasing photo that only shows a bit of skin but not the whole bun.
I went to a new waxing person, problem is, I have trouble seeing there. I really need to find someone to inspect that nothing got missed.
Or if you want more hint than direct, and don't mind being a little dirty, a picture that shows almost everything, captioned "I don't think they missed anything at my waxing appointment. "
I'm a guy, you get any more hint than that, we'll miss it, but if you make it seem like a job that we're supposed to inspect, we'll take it it even more seriously as fun and work combined.
You say something like, "I had a little work done. While the carpet matched the drapes, I decided to try hardwood floors for a change, hope you like it!" If he looks confused, look at your crotch suggestively, and if he asks, "where?", you say "on me!"
I mentioned to my boyfriend that I was thinking about getting waxed and he asked if I could make an appointment for him too. Now he goes more often than I do lol
I usually just casually slip it into the conversation...
"Yeah I'm treating myself today cause I went to get a wax....but how was your day?"
The guy will 100% find a way to bring it back to the wax again.
Ask him do you prefer waxed or some hair?
If he says waxed say "Well it's a good thing I got it done this morning" and optionally wink.
If he says hair, say "Well maybe I can change your mind later tonight" and optionally wink.
If you texted most guys “hey how do i tell you i got waxed” I’m 100% sure that would be the end of their production for there work day. Do it at 8am and it will be the longest day ever for him
As a happily married man, I agree with the rest of the comments here. Sure, you can beat around the bush (pun intended), but sometimes just saying “I got my pussy freshly waxed today! She’s super smooth and I’d love to feel your cock against her…” etc etc really works wonders on the male brain (it makes it melt).
You can say that it's so hard to stop touching yourself because you love the way it feels right after being waxed. Personally, I can't keep my hands off of myself after a Brazilian appointment, lol!
>How do I say “hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy”
Say “*hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy*”
Send him a text "Hey baby, how's your day? What did you do?"
When he replies (assuming he doesn't ask you back because we men are clueless) say something along the lines of "oh yeah? that's great...guess what I did today?"
Then make it a game of him guessing and you giving flirty hints.
Go to your post.
CTRL-C the good part.
CTRL-V to him
If your relationship is just getting going, or if you are fairly new to relationships, please remember... What a woman sees as a hint, is usually missed by men. Said another way, hints aren't how men communicate. And if we are hinted at, we usually can't stop thinking: what if I'm wrong, and that's not a hint?
Be direct. It's great for both of you.
Every month before I go into my appointment I send my SO a picture of a furry cat. When I leave, I send him a picture of a hairless cat. He gets the picture.
Honestly just ask, hey do you wanna get waxed with me? Nothing like getting hot and heavy after the wax person tells you not to do anything. Life on the wild side, but also make sure the hair is long enough and not exceeding long otherwise shit hurts. And if the person who does the wax supplies the lotion you should be G, otherwise that Tea Tree oil is legit.
Coming from someone who just said sure to my GFs suggestion of getting a waxing, Ill always try something at least once to see if ilike it or not 🤡
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What you put in your post would work great on most guys
Most of these "how do I say...?" questions can be answered with "like that, you say it like that".
Yep. In my opinion, being direct is way sexier than some round about beating around the bush.
>beating around the bush Lmao
Yea, I wouldn’t beat around the bush on this one. 👀
She just waxed it. There's no bush to beat around.
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Well yeah she just waxed it
What’s wrong with a little foreplay? /s
This made my night
Waxing around the vagina
Heh heh heh😂
What do we beat around if there is no bush?
".....beating around the *slip and slide."
I see what you did there.
I’ve written things out in confidence and then read them and all the things come into my brain of how they won’t have the reaction I want. Getting outside input helps with that.
My thoughts exactly. "Hey I'm fresh and silky smooth, want to feel?" is pretty all and exactly what needs to be said.
Pretty much the only ones it wouldn’t work on are the uptight religious sex only for reproduction types I think.
I mean... >*“hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy”* would make me lose focus for the rest of the day. Sometimes straightforward and blunt is good. Like rose petals and subtlety sometimes and then BAM! horny baseball bat to the shin.
Horny baseball bat to the shin!!!
I'm getting the band back together
Love that
I was quoting the last line of the person i replied to don’t go giving me credit 😭 love and upvote THEM!
You can't tell me what to do, I love and upvote you both.
I did! Just made a strategic error with who to respond to. There's more than enough love to go around!
Bah Gawd, that’s Careless Taro with a horny steel chair!
"That man had a family!"
Nothing turns a man on more than a woman just flat out saying they want you. Never fails. Men are simple and easy like that. Most of the time.
BONK!
Would? It just did for me
Honestly I’d just say in casual conversation that today ive been waxed for him and now I’m super smooth ….👀, and that you love for him to come feel” Think that should work haha x
“I got waxed today and everything is nice and smooth down there. Do you want to come over tonight and see how it feels?”
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Ah..wow..me too…
It’s really gonna need a close and careful inspection. 📋 ✔️
😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
This is the way. That or "I'm conducting a personal poll - how do you feel about girls who are freshly waxed?" and then let the flirting/sexting begin. OP needs to fully step up to being an adult and learn that communication is the metaphorical lube that gets sexual needs met. Especially if you are already in some sort of relationship with someone and should have some idea how direct they are about sex. This would also be a great way to see how serious they are about the relationship, no matter what kind of relationship it is. LTR, casual or just FWB, if you convey to your partner that you just waxed & are free tonight and their response is anything short of "Are we having dinner before or after I check that out," you might want to find a partner who appreciates what you are offering more. Obviously, there are exceptions like having tickets to a game or prior plans (though you should be aware of these), last minute work thing or some urgent issue, but in general a lack of enthusiastic response is a pretty big red flag to find a new partner if a healthy sex life is important to you.
I hate the poll idea. It's something you'd expect to see on a dating app between people who barely know each other. Like it's trying way to hard to be subtle and "playful." But to each their own.
"without being super straightforward or blunt" If I was your man, I'd be way into it if you were super straightforward and/or blunt. Like if we were sitting on the couch and you just suddenly straddled me, looked me in the eye and said "I'm going to get myself waxed. Tomorrow night I'm expecting you to go to town on that pussy of mine". Like yes ma'am! I love flirty, but it has its limits.
Is that Shakespeare?
“Tomorrow night I’m expecting you to go to town on that pussy of mine” cringe lmao
Listen to this, OP! 👆🏻 The sheer confidence through this type of statement would be stunning (in a great way). Besides, isn’t it every other week there’s an AskReddit post about “What subtle hint did you only figure out once it was too late to follow through?” We men are not skilled in the art of subtly, no matter what age.
This
Just say that lol I am terrible at flirting too and I really want that smooth as a dolphin feel - never had a wax... So side topic OP: What it good? Awkward? Do they do everything? (Like all the way to the back? Full labia? Or just like how was it?
Not OP but someone who gets waxed regularly Awkward? It can be at first but then you remember that it's their job and nothing they haven't seen before. Do they do everything? If you ask, yes, they can do front and back. There is different types such as California, Brazilian, Bikini.
I’ve heard of a Brazilian and a bikini wax, but never of the California 🤔 what kind of style is that?
I think its just extended bikini in that it'll follow the same removal as a bikini, but it'll take more off so there's a smaller patch of hair left
Interesting. So kinda like a landing strip but just a wider section of hair is left? Sorry, for the continuous question lol it’s just new to me
Not OP, but depends on what you ask for. Brazilian is everything including bhole, standard bikini ins just like triangle or landing strip, and I believe a French wax is a bikini with labia as well. I usually do full Brazilian but leave like a lil strip on the front so you don’t look prepubescent. Also I would highly recommend against sugaring. It causes ingrowns like NO OTHER. It’s horrible. Reg wax is good :)
Thank you...! How long does smoothness last on average? I am aware this is like a whole science and like our body hair goes through growth phases and it's probably unique to everyone, but yeah, how long does the smoothness last? I'm currently shaving and it's a nightmare. But to use a cream I'd had to grow out for like 3 weeks before it's be long enough? Same for waxing I imagine?
It lasts about 4 weeks for me! But yes, different for everyone. They recommend waiting at least 2 weeks for hair to grow before they wax!
As a Brazilian who was waxed most of my life (like, since 11?), it is… Well. Depends on how much you’re going to wax, the length of the pubes and your tolerance for pain. I don’t know how it is done outside of Brazil, but I have a few things to mention: * Waxing your butthole, to me, is more awkward than your pussy. Why? Cuz you have to grab the butt cheeks and spread them open. With other areas you just lie back, give them more access (raising your arm so they can reach your armpit, bending your knee sideways to expose your crotch) and wait for it to be over. * Longer pubes come out faster and need less times of ripping out the wax, but hurt a little more. Shorter pubes will result in many repeats in the process, but hurt a little less. * The wax is warm, so it can be even soothing when they’re first putting it over you, but it dries fast and can snag on some hair. It’s the ripping of the wax that’s the problem. I suggest having something to squeeze in your hands or something to bite down. My preference has always been going with longer hair even if it hurt more the first time they ripped the wax off because second time was already super smooth, so the wax felt relaxing and you can barely feel them peeling off the wax, because there are next to no hair anymore. It’s also faster. I’ve talked to some of the workers and they say some people end up screaming with the pain, but I’ve never gotten to this point. Sucked in a couple of breaths, but most of the time I just need to squeeze my hand. And which areas are the most sensitive vary from person to person. One thing to note: avoid waxing when on your period; not NECESSARILY because of the blood (although I imagine no one wants period blood getting everywhere and even with menstrual cups this could happen) but because it makes your entire body more sensitive and it will definitely hurt a lot more. I hope it helped? 😅
Omg thank you so much, this was so insightful. Thank you so much for this reply! This really helped!!
The esthetician is very good at making you feel comfortable like it’s just a casual girl meeting that happens to be centered around your bits. And sometimes you accidentally cum just a little when she rips it off…the body just gets its sensations confused sometimes it doesn’t mean anything. The girl equivalent of a random boner for no reason… take a tylenol and an ibuprofen before going in and don’t wait more than 6 weeks between waxes and it gets less pain full each time
I’ve done so much research on waxing but still have never done it BUT HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE CUM THING?? Omg that sounds horrifying
“I had my wax appointment today…wanna see the results?”
A dense guy may not always know the wax appointment is for public hairs. “Oh she finally got her car waxed…”
This is something I unironically find really hot! I'd start by maybe saying "I had an appointment today. Guess what for..."
And then the dumbass says something like “idk the doctor? You sick?”
Oh my god, you’re pregnant?!
"I'm sorry! I haven't had a break out since I've been with you! I didn't think you would get it!"
"An STD panel?"
😭😭😭😂😂😂 that’s me. She always get mad 🥴 and say I’m too slow
Aw hunny. in my experience ur not alone in that 😂
Yeah this would confuse me. I wouldn't think sexy
I wouldn’t do this, personally. Maybe that’s just me tho.
Hmmmm… your hairdresser?
Yeahhh, I'll take things she absolutely shouldn't say for 1000, Alex. This could go soo soo wrong and 99% of guys are not going to think "she's got a good surprise" after the I had an appointment today statement. Talk about "snatch"ing defeat from the jaws of victory. If she wants to take the potential stress out of it, "I went to the beauty salon today, guess what for" would, I think, go over much much better!!
“That lady I paid to rip out my pubic hair did her job… fuck my bald bits please.”
"Wanna hear a riddle? What does a candle and my p***y have in common?" "IDK what" "They are both waxed and things are about to get lit"
3 ways: Say something like hey I've got a surprise for you whilst wearing crotchless pants may give them a good guess. Or whilst making out say about the surprise and push their hand down your clothes to feel it. Be naked when you see them and tell them to kiss you Australian Style.
> kiss you Australian Style Sting ray to the chest?!??
The angriest upvote I have ever given
That would certainly keep them guessing 😉.
Send a picture of a hairless cat, maybe even a wet hairless cat, and caption it "that's me rn"
"It looks so sad! Baby what's wrong- how can I help? 😢" 😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂
“So I went to get a Brazilian wax today and omw there this fuckin dude was driving like an idiot I swear how do these people get licenses?!?” Just throw it in the convo casually
I tell my guy I had a woman between my legs driving me crazy today. The first time, he was like, "Wait, what?!!!" 😂🤣 You have to know your guy enough to be positive it's not going to have a negative reaction.
Be blunt. PLEASE don't give any secret hints. Say what you want, don't make it all complicated
I think secret hints can be very exciting and sexy for something like this. It's annoying if someone is trying to get you to do something but won't say it directly, but it's not like she will be annoyed or upset if he can't guess what it is - eventually he'll find out after all
This. People are generally much more into flirting and playing games than the average redditor, who tends to (unsurprisingly) be really bad at it. Being blunt can be sexy, but it's not romantic, and it quickly gets uninteresting.
"so my kitty is hairless now" "I didn't know you had a cat??" "I don't 😏"
just put his hand down your pants.
Smooth like crushed velvet pants.
Send him a picture of the business sign. Surely will ignite his imagination
Don't hint, never hint. Tell people what you want
This is what *you* want, not what "people" want. I had a GF recently who was corporate attorney. There was inside and outside the bedroom language, especially in emails. She *loved* witty flirts (look up "sapiosexual" if this is a new concept), but once she was naked she was ferociously sexual. She moved around on the bed like a panther was into all kinds of non-vanilla stuff. Sex is just like life: YMMV....
guys are like cave men when it comes to sex. being forward is not a turn off.
*Grunts agreement* Hairy? Let's do it Waxed? Let's do it Hair growing after getting waxed? Let's do it On your days? A good captain sails the red sea PMS? Whom doesn't enjoy a little violence? If she's on the mood, I'm on the mood.
> guys are like cave men *Most* "guys" like in under 20-25? Sure. Grown ass men? We love a good flirty text at 3pm at work to enliven our day and give us something to think about.
It is for some. Most guys aren't very romantic but if OP's love interest is, then a blunt text like that just seems crude.
Ask him if he likes hairless kitties: if he says yes, send him a pic or say, “good, I’ve got one just for you.” If he says no, tell him “Well that’s too bad, because I’ve got one I think you’d like to see.” That or just tell him, “I just got my pussy waxed and I want you to come inspect it.”
Just say, I've waxed. Come feel how smooth my legs and pussy feel.
You can mention him in a casual conversation that you had an appointment and for what. I love to play decent.
We call it 'pussy polish ' in our texts... 🐱
I’ve got a surprise for you. We need to be alone though so I can show you…
Honestly I'd just get in the car and say 'I'm so horny... want to help me out?' and hope he fingers you lol.
Pay for it / set the appointment and say “ don’t be late I’m eating yo ass afterwards “
“Just got back from my brazilling wax appointment, feeling so smooth and soft..😇😇”
Straightforward is usually the hottest. Although make sure to wait the appropriate time to heal from that biz
Hey interested in burning your skin?!?!
“Can I come over. I have something I really need to show you. I think you’re going to like it alot.” That will have all kinds of things swimming in his head. You could dress sexy with sexy lingerie underneath. It’ll blow his mind
I always just go with "had my wax appointment today 😎"
Just got back from my wax appointment 😏
"I'm smoother than a bowling lane baby" Yay or nay? Lol Honestly anything you say will still sound better than what many can suggest.
I was busy yesterday because I had a waxing appointment. Just decided to be daring. Leave the cliffhanger
While personally I prefer the opposite and would rather a woman tell me how many years it's been since she shaved, I think I get the subtle and flirty idea that you're hoping to convey to him. Maybe if you're chatting this evening you could say something like, "I've been thinking about you a lot so I made an appointment to get myself ready for you. I can't wait to show you something that makes me feel so smooth and sexy." You might talk about how it feels to your touch, or how you're thinking of him being able to touch it. Maybe you're into a teasing photo that only shows a bit of skin but not the whole bun.
I'd just send him a picture of my freshly waxed vag.
Wax part of your arm, ask them if they like how that feels, and then say "I have more I can let you feel later" That would work on me at least.
get sugared instead, then you can say I just finished an appointment and I have something sweet for you
Sugaring bad. Causes insane ingrowns over time. Ruined my downstairs. Still recovering months later 😭😭😭
Ask him to warm it up cause now it's so naked and cold.
Hey honey you have a wax appointment this Thursday at 3:00 p.m. boom done
"Hey, I got waxed today, want to help me inspect the results?"
I went to a new waxing person, problem is, I have trouble seeing there. I really need to find someone to inspect that nothing got missed. Or if you want more hint than direct, and don't mind being a little dirty, a picture that shows almost everything, captioned "I don't think they missed anything at my waxing appointment. " I'm a guy, you get any more hint than that, we'll miss it, but if you make it seem like a job that we're supposed to inspect, we'll take it it even more seriously as fun and work combined.
Say it exactly like that! Hottest thing
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You say something like, "I had a little work done. While the carpet matched the drapes, I decided to try hardwood floors for a change, hope you like it!" If he looks confused, look at your crotch suggestively, and if he asks, "where?", you say "on me!"
I thought you were talking about vaccination for some reason :D I should be more careful while reading
Hey babe- you’ve got a clean new workspace
I mentioned to my boyfriend that I was thinking about getting waxed and he asked if I could make an appointment for him too. Now he goes more often than I do lol
The hottest text I have ever gotten simply read "I wish I was sucking your cock right now" so...gonna go with the consensus that direct is best
Could just send a picture saying all fresh and waiting for you
“Hey have you ever seen a hairless 🐱?” Him: No “Well then get over here”
“I got so hot waiting for you to rip all my clothes off that I yanked out all my pubes.”
I usually just casually slip it into the conversation... "Yeah I'm treating myself today cause I went to get a wax....but how was your day?" The guy will 100% find a way to bring it back to the wax again.
"What do I and a handmade wooden table have in common? We both got waxed, and we both know the surface is irresistible to the touch now."
Ask him do you prefer waxed or some hair? If he says waxed say "Well it's a good thing I got it done this morning" and optionally wink. If he says hair, say "Well maybe I can change your mind later tonight" and optionally wink.
"Man, I hate when I'm going down and I get a hair stuck in my teeth. Good thing you're not going to have that problem tonight, no hair."
“I’ll wax your bush if you wax my asshole, guuuuurl.”
Say what u literally just typed and it’ll drive him wild
Just tell him, it’ll drive him crazy. Say “I hope you like waxes because…😏”
Don’t have sex the day you get waxed
I look like a 12 year old down there again, wanna see!
Guys like straight forward and blunt. Why play games when your message is perfect?
Send a pic of the sign of the wax place with a 😏
You do yours I’ll do mine, good luck!
"I have a surprise for you. But you have to come over tonight to see it. ;)"
Straight forward and horny will in fact work great on 99% of dudes
“I waxed! Wanna feel?” Lol
I usually just ask if he wants to see "my waxists' name"'s handwork up close afterwards even before the appointment.
"are you hungry? Because I'm as smooth as a dinner plate & it's an all you can eat buffet 😜"
Too many comments not understanding or appreciating the art of innuendo and seduction 😭
If you texted most guys “hey how do i tell you i got waxed” I’m 100% sure that would be the end of their production for there work day. Do it at 8am and it will be the longest day ever for him
As a happily married man, I agree with the rest of the comments here. Sure, you can beat around the bush (pun intended), but sometimes just saying “I got my pussy freshly waxed today! She’s super smooth and I’d love to feel your cock against her…” etc etc really works wonders on the male brain (it makes it melt).
Hey babe, I've got a full Brazilian planned for 11.....wondering what you'd like to eat for lunch? 
> without being ... blunt Do you know 100% of men are idiots and if you don't make it blunt we're likely to miss it?
Just walk around naked, it'd be pretty hard to miss and you don't have to hunt at anything, other than his face should be way closer to it
“Hey, I waxed. It’s smooth and delicious. Get in me.”
Pay fo it
"Shits bald yo"
You can say that it's so hard to stop touching yourself because you love the way it feels right after being waxed. Personally, I can't keep my hands off of myself after a Brazilian appointment, lol!
Tell him you got your hair done… that its a huge difference and cant wait to hear what he thinks about it…
Could say. Just like the USA president. There's no bush anymore.
"I got waxed today. Want to see?" That should be more than enough.
Send a picture of the receipt and when he responds offer to give him a closer view.
Ask if your arms feel smooth. If so, then you come back with something clever…like “you think this smooth?” While having a smirk on your face….
Straightforward and blunt is required with most men. I can see him replying “for me?”
>How do I say “hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy” Say “*hey I got waxed and now everything is smooth and fucking pristine, hope you can see it soon too and get in this pussy*”
Don’t suggest getting frisky on day of a wax appt. Can get infections from that, wait until next day to get it on
There’s not much of a bush to beat around on this one. Say it just like that
I just text and be like "shout out to the esthetician and the newly smooth AF vagina"
What you said in your post is perfect
Just tell him to come fuck it
“I got waxed today. That means you can bury your face down there tomorrow”
A picture, speaks a thousand words!
Tell him you're as smooth as a snake then ask if he's ready to Slytherin
I’m married so I go the blunt route. “my pussy is smooth as a baby’s butt.”
“God, I can’t stop feeling my smooth kitty after this wax appt. Wanna give it a feel?” 🤣 some shit I would say
“I just got something waxed, and it wasn’t my legs.”
Not everything has to be sexy, sometimes it's ok to just have a conversation.
I want you to inject me like that nurse injected me, and hopefully also you, with a vaccine earlier today.
Send him a text "Hey baby, how's your day? What did you do?" When he replies (assuming he doesn't ask you back because we men are clueless) say something along the lines of "oh yeah? that's great...guess what I did today?" Then make it a game of him guessing and you giving flirty hints.
"You know what you won't have to do... Beat around the bush just got waxed 😉" there you go try that
Go to your post. CTRL-C the good part. CTRL-V to him If your relationship is just getting going, or if you are fairly new to relationships, please remember... What a woman sees as a hint, is usually missed by men. Said another way, hints aren't how men communicate. And if we are hinted at, we usually can't stop thinking: what if I'm wrong, and that's not a hint? Be direct. It's great for both of you.
Get vaxed or get waxed
I'm amazed you can go to pound town same day. I need at least 24 hours so my business chills a bit.
Hey Babe, had my lawn serviced today, cum and check it out tonight...
Either say it exactly as you told us, or just send a proof picture.
With guys you can just straight up tell them. We have monkey brains and you don’t need to hint at stuff as much as with women.
Every month before I go into my appointment I send my SO a picture of a furry cat. When I leave, I send him a picture of a hairless cat. He gets the picture.
My GF always lets me by telling me she removed the fuzz from her peach and it’s in season.
A lot of guys like forwardness
You should tell him a few days in advance.... You could tell him you will get the dog trimmed.... (if you have no 🐕, you had to bring in your 😺 )
Does he follow you here? Does he even know you have a blog here?
Ask him if he's ever seen Karate kid? Then mention the wax on, wax off scene
Honestly just ask, hey do you wanna get waxed with me? Nothing like getting hot and heavy after the wax person tells you not to do anything. Life on the wild side, but also make sure the hair is long enough and not exceeding long otherwise shit hurts. And if the person who does the wax supplies the lotion you should be G, otherwise that Tea Tree oil is legit. Coming from someone who just said sure to my GFs suggestion of getting a waxing, Ill always try something at least once to see if ilike it or not 🤡
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