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EntrepreneurSad4700

I feel like Miranda and Samantha wouldn't be very active on social media. Particularly Miranda. Samantha may enjoy it for the thirst traps lol


MarkReditto

I feel like Miranda wouldn’t have any posts but she’d be active on complex, and all those celebrity gossip accounts and memes lol


CollectingRainbows

i feel like miranda would post at the very least, books she’s reading, post/repost political activism, and possibly a gym selfie here and there with motivational captions.


keroppiblush

I can’t see her having anything but contempt for motivational gym captions lol. I think she’d have a very non-curated and purposely non-aesthetically driven grid, with political posts, food and the only pics of herself are taken by others and sporadically posted


martian_glitter

That sounds so accurate 😂


Olives_And_Cheese

Honestly? I love Miranda, but she's obsessive, compulsive, and thorough; I could see her stalking the shit out of people she slept with, and even going the cat fishing route what with her low self esteem.


bexxsterss

I agree. I don’t think Miranda would be active. If anything, she’d post about social justice issues


kavalejava

Miranda was obsessed with celebrity gossip in S6, her feed would be filled with scandals.


eskimopie23525

Hard disagree. Samantha is in PR and her movie star man is her #1 client. I feel like she would have at least 100k followers because she’s attached to Smith. She would have the occasional pic with a random celeb that we had no idea she’s friends with. Like attending a Kardashian’s baby shower or something like that.


Substantial_Potato

This for the PR agent thing alone


UnknownPleasures3

Agreed. That is why the storyline about how she fell out with Carrie in AJLT is so unrealistic.


Emeraldandthecity

I think Samantha would love just scrolling through hot guys


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Can you imagine Samantha with access to Tindr??


wexpyke

my friend has so many followers that are just dudes from tindr…very samantha energy


buckleupbutt3rcup

I also feel like Samantha wouldn’t have a bio. It would just be blank, maybe a link to her agency.


Few_Astronomer1865

samantha is a publicist so i think she would be really active on socials


MarkReditto

Ok but Charlotte’s feed would be awesome. Totally out of a Pinterest feed.


CrissBliss

Very tailored and polished!


Thatstealthygal

I am loving Charlotte's use of the "handwriting font".


Fun-Entertainment904

I love this idea! But I also think that realistically speaking, Samantha would have more event photos that all together don’t mash well at all. Seems more like her. Just bunch of PR, meeting celebrities etc.


Spiritual_Ask_7336

yeah Samantha's is the only one i dont feel is right


Thatstealthygal

Same, it would be part of her PR job.


venomoustwat13

@carriewrites is a perfect handle for Carrie


Miss_Kit_Kat

ShoeGal was either already taken, or Miranda and Samantha convinced her to use something more professional-sounding.


AMinorPainInTheNeck

I betting is was definitely the latter


LindaBitz

Yes, but she would never have those nails.


venomoustwat13

I thought the same thing. 😆


skipper_from_satc

This is fun 💖


MsFrancineBriggs

Charlotte having only 200 followers is a crime😭 She was a greenwich sorority girl, former ralph lauren teen model, and basically a socialite


wednesddae

wasn't she prom queen too lol


_kittykitty_

"I am sending it, prom queen!"


moonycakemullet

Came here to say this


whygeorgie

Why would Samantha write such a cringey profile description. 😭 Ps: are these accounts owned by someone? Now im curious.


BaddiieCee

If anything she’d have something like “Samantha Jones PR” on her bio lol


Keetsxo2107

I don't recall exactly, but I think this is what she says to Smith when they first start dating.


shedrinkscoffee

No they're made up. It looks straight out of 2013 Instagram lol


This_Seaworthiness86

I felt like she said it lol


911pop

lol fun – i think miranda would have a private account but post long text walls on her story ranting about her day or what happened in her favourite tv show. charlotte would definitely have lots of followers but also follow more people – she’s the type of person who would find it rude to unfollow someone even if she’d only met them once. she’d also post pics of elizabeth taylor !!


WoofinLoofahs

Miranda would have one picture of Fatty, another of Brady (both from about 8 years ago) and nothing else.


Miss_Kit_Kat

+ a photo from the women's march in 2017.


JaguarUnfair8825

I’d imagine Samantha would be all about her business. Lol


Miss_Kit_Kat

And she'd have some 20-something assistant to run her account on a day-to-day basis and keep her aware of the latest online trends. I think she's past the age of Nina G-type assistants.


Powerful_Ad8497

I feel like Charlotte would become the next tradwife influencer, her followers would skyrocket. Also, Sam needs a link to her business site and a few event photos


TimCurryForLife

I feel like Samantha would be very active on IG to promote her clients more than herself.


Thatstealthygal

And it would be done by a minion Xennial type so she would be VERY on top of all the trends.


notgoodwithnamess

love that Carie and Sam have verification while the other 2 are more low-key. very accurate!


bookishkelly1005

Charlotte is so accurate


AnxiousWhole7

~~@carriewrites~~ @shoegal


caitdiditagain

I feel like Samantha's Instagram would be similarly to Emily's from Emily in Paris: a mixture of business and pleasure.


sapphicfaery

crying at charlotte's bio with that cursive ass font 😭😭😭😭 this would be so her though!!!!


notoriousbgs

carrie's bio should say cosmo enthusiast 2 be more accurate


bloodyfloss

the birkin on Sam's feed 😂


XOTrashKitten

💀


Fantastic-Switch1929

I think Charlotte would have a lot more followers though. Considering the magazines and newspaper she was in would reach a lot of people


mlle_lectrice

This is sooooo good! But I think Miranda would be more kind low profile and only photos from her cat


trendypippin

Carrie wouldn’t have any social media. Miranda would have Reddit and Twitter. Charlotte would be all over Instagram and Facebook. Samantha on Instagram.


wolf_town

Charlotte would be an influencer for sure.


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

omg that first picture for carrie it’s insanely accurate, this was a fun post


Kaprotka

I feel like Charlotte would also have a group pic of the girls, while only Carrie wouldn't


MarkReditto

I feel they’d all have a pic of themselves together. Carrie was a very good friend sometimes as well and she of course seems to care about them so much.


clachr

Carrie is the one who insists in getting a group pic during a whole episode. I think she definitively would have group pic or portraits of her friends during a night out.


CrissBliss

Why would Carrie not have a group pic? 🤔


This_Seaworthiness86

Carrie would be the most likely to have a pic with the girls as per what I saw on SATC


EntertainmentNext382

The bag on Samantha’s feed is everything I needed to see.


j4321g4321

I like these! I think Charlotte would have more art, decor and Pinterest-y things and Sam would have thirst traps lol


Great-Towel1535

i love carrie being a micro niche celebrity


Impossible_Tip_2011

I think carrie’s would be a little less “cool” if I’m honest


Sincerely-A

why she’s literally a fashionista 😭


rjay203

God these are good. I fuckin lol’ed at charlotte’s bio 😂


codyviolett

Cosmo enthusiast


sailor_venus29754

It’s cute you think Carrie would know how to navigate Instagram lol


_sweeezy

Sooooo true I love this


waves_0f_theocean

I love this


LittleDistance450

I think Carrie’s instagram would be very much like SJP as there’s very little distinction between them


RoseVincent314

Lol these are awesome.... Samantha would share her sexcapades and add...follow me for more c@ck photos...


Thatstealthygal

I think she would have two accounts - her formal Samantha Jones PR one, and a sneaky sexy one for sliding into the DMs of hotties.


RoseVincent314

You are absolutely right! She would!


Heyhey-_

This is pretty good! But this is too Gen Z for a group of girls that aren't even millennials.


wexpyke

if carrie got a tiktok she would go viral for her storytimes and then genz would be like “did you guys know that shoegirl157 writes books?”


lanapierce

I feel like the only accurate to me is Carries, Samantha would be more business oriented this is very unserious for her, and Miranda would have 2 posts one of her cat and one about politics or something like that


Dry_Scratch6383

love this!!


lauren10086

I love this!


alattafun

I feel like charlottes would only have milestones posted


Kind-Winter573

This is amazing lol


Creative_Bit527

Samantha would’ve had a ball posting on Instagram


Med_applicant13

Omg too accurate lol


Zeltron2020

Charlotte would have way more followers and a perfect aesthetic


iSocialista

Samantha’s IG name would 100% be SamanthaJonesNYC lol


Ok_Battle9872

Charlotte would be more about art. I also don't see them as social media people


Numerous-Back5653

Carrie in a car??? Absolutely not 😂


Goatlessly

the quotes are extremely accurate lmao. especially miranda with an RBG quote


Dear-Application9519

i feel like Charlotte would be famous on insta, she has that trophy wife kinda viba


AMinorPainInTheNeck

I feel like Samantha would have an insane amount of followers. She knew all the hottest people.


boobahlover

This is so cute. I love Sam’s


somesortofhumanx

I looooove this


ndrdd23

Basically what a current onlyfans models IG would look like that’s what they but just back then filled with links 🔗


Bubblyflute

Carrie and Charlotte are accurate. But Miranda and Samantha is so wrong. First of all it is more aggressive than their real personalities. Also Samantha is in PR so she would be more subtle, professional, and would have her celeb clients and other PR related stuff on their. Miranda was independent but not an uber feminist. She would have her books and similar intellectual things on her page plus maybe gym relate stuff (she seemed the most sporty/athletic of the women).


youlovenaomi

This is so good but I think Samantha would be a little more thirst trappy and less artsy stuff, and Charlotte would def have like 7 posts not 200+. But soo good overall and def captures their vibes lol


PoisonIvy5271

I love each and everyone of these very cool and totally them


plantlady753

Sam would be thirst trapping on the gram for sure lol


yuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyee

Carrie would make one post and then log herself out and never try and get back in again. She’s a self confessed luddite!


slightlycrookednose

I love this 😭


RedRedBettie

I love this! I don't think that Carrie would do instagram though. Miranda and Samantha would though. But I still love this!


Thatstealthygal

In AJLT she supposedly has a street fashion instagram, but it is NEVER MENTIONED after the first episode unfortunately.


Kaprotka

I feel like Charlotte would also have a group pic of the girls, while only Carrie wouldn't