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Jaegeru

"Yes my dear" vibes coming from the lion


theinferno01

"babe it's 4pm it's time to have sex" "Yes honey..."


_Vortex_King_

TICK TOCK, TIME TO FUK


the_ghost_1386

The horse is hea


lreaditonredditgetit

I’d honestly take that over what human women tend to do.


Retard1776

😂😂😂


Ech0-5

Lion reminds me of myself, not in the fact that it is being biten in the balls, but that face


RexGKM

Lion reminds me of myself, not in that face, but the fact that my wife is biting my balls right now


nimblehammer

You have a wife?!?


RexGKM

Yes, her name is (your mother’s name)


sparkskilowatt

Dad?


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[deleted]

I happen to have an Intelligence quotient of 189 and with my professional opinion mom jokes are extremely humorous.


reChrawnus

> I happen to have an Intelligence quotient of 189 You sure as hell didn't get that from your mom.


AttitudeBeneficial51

He actually got it from MY MOM!


silentaba

Funny thing, i was thinking the same thing as your wife bit my balls.


Ech0-5

Im like 16 dude


Vizz1n1

Your mom bit my balls 16 years and 9 months ago


itscalledANIMEdad

I don't know enough about it to debate you but I don't think that's how babies are made


Vizz1n1

Dawg did you even see the post


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He looks so sad


Acordino

You would too if you got bit in the balls


SaberWaifu

I'm pretty sure my face would be turned into Munch's "The Scream" painting if someone tried to bite my balls.


Minecraftitisist69

Ig lions just built with that pain tolerance


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Especially for the 37th time today. 😣


Vashyo

Lionesses, the literal ballbusters


CROW_is_best

i volunteer to bite his balls


reChrawnus

Last time I saw this someone pointed out that the caption is wrong, and the one biting the male's balls is actually his cub, not his mate.


Jaegeru

Hate when my kid bites my balls on purpose


pasinperse

Not when it's accidental?


Jaegeru

No, why would I be mad at that?


dwwzzh

we all make mistakes smh


3mperorPalpaMeme

What is that goofy ehh avatar my guy


TheMightyHovercat

Damn, the animal world is fuckin wild. Wait...


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Why would the cub do that?


reChrawnus

I don't remember the explanation given exactly, I think it just wanted to play.


MozMoonPie

I js know that lion wants to beat that lil cubs ass


A_Wild_Fez

Crotch goblins to a new level.


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It's Alabama lions


Insanegamer-4567

The fine fellow appears to be quite unhappy


AdministrativeBar748

He emptied the sack 😔


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Prestigious_Leg_3131

He knows she’s about to run and tell all her lioness friends about how her man can’t even go 40 rounds in an afternoon


PotentialStocker

I wouldn’t be too happy if someone was Hubba Bubba-in my ballsack either


Take_Some_Soma

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


MaximilianBaptiste

Obligatory “death by snu snu” comment found.


Usual_North_9960

And than she blame her sign🙄


kaiser-von-cat

Total Leo vibes


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Elchabondelosfierros

why does this smelly bot replies with this shit?


KarkussTheSupreme

I'd like to know why all the bots on reddit want to piss in our asses as well.


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Elephantintheroom234

He looks depressed.


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People pretend like it would be a great thing to constantly have sex every day, but it would certainly bum you out after a while. Lion represents that well


Agent_Nick_5000

Shit 1 vacuum succ tonsil gawk gawk twister 900 and I'm fucking Dimond hands for 2 months


yongfong87

My gf does the same 😣


WasternSelf4088

In your dreams


PlasmaGuy500

Bro can't take no more


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![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


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Bro is sad as fuck


ThePiGuy11

Bro is sad to fuck


DehydratedEpic

His face is filled with dread and regret


mike-ehrmantraut-219

How do I find me a girl to do this


Charming_Cobbler7066

Be a lion


Giltracoon

Walder


rubber_padded_spoon

That’s a true face of defeat.


ButtercupQueen17

The simpest king has fallen


Zgeled

Bro really said "🥺"


BigBadJames_42

The ball crunch method


Rama_FR

mood


Funny-River2372

She has her own kinks 😩


throwawayxIntrovert

I thought that how you are supposed to do it


Piddy3825

ha ha ha ha ha look at the face of that lion! *king of the jungle, my ass...*


Robin_Gufo

My ability to sleep after this post:”Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye my friends”


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That poor sob


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

“☹️”


prequelBEPIS

"I don't wanna do this no more man-"


T_Posing_Gypsy_69

Avg latina gf


Demoncreed27

Face that says “not now honey, I have a headache”


balrus-balrogwalrus

#A WIMOWEH A WIMOWEH A WIMOWEH A WIMOWEH


Fancy-Box2304

IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE


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The look on that Lions face speaks volumes 😂


anidiotyouidiot

It’s happened so much that he’s just desensitised to the pain


skepticcaucasian

Yet it's still hard to find a male Litleo.


Anthonyzss

He is so sad


UlyssesTut

Yeah well she doesnt have to do all the work, she just has to lay there and take it.


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Brooo, that's nuts.


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Lioussy 😍😍😍


Artistic-Accident465

I do the same to my bf


mandrills_ass

He's defeated, let the big cat sleep a bit


6thGenFtw

Look at his face 😭


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

THE LIONS FACE LMAO


TheSmartyPantsJorden

His Face 💀💀💀


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Theogboss1

i swear i read this as "bite off his balls if he wont mate"


Chickn73

I feel bad for the lion but I can’t stop laughing at how sad he looks


ProfessionalSell450

That poor lion look at his face 😭😭😭


pussyconsumer6969

Say gex ![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


Mathisdu

Bro look exhausted 💀


viktortheredditor

Bro really said☹️


mumcheelo

FDS


Farguad

Awww Look at that poor fellow Never have i found a lion cute till now ffs


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tempreffunnynumber

Who's the weirdo looking at lions doing it and counting it and making up stories?!


annoying_monkey

This is why “lioness” is used as an insult in my country


pancakes4jesus

The females are the ones that do the hunting while the males lounge and sleep all die


Sobhi-RT1

Caption too long


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Lioness is a slur in arabic Now i realised why it a slur


littleboots99

Arabic is a slur in Lion as well


DismalDog9940

Why is it a slur?


Major_Researcher_122

why?


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Tentacle_poxsicle

He better step up and nut up


fhefgjfvgsczvh

He looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!😭


FrEnchFriesOnyOu

Lionesses supremacy!


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That face. 😣. King of the jungle eh? 😆😂🤣


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WeakLibrary-

The king of the jungle lookin pretty sad in the second pic


Nicord666

Poor lion


Mr_Nutshell

He looks so depressed let my man go 😭😭


Fantastic_Box3257

His face tells all


[deleted]

the fuck is this asshole sad about, this every mans dream


BarMysterious5914

The look on the king's face


Doctor-Mono

Nothing like having your balls crushed to help with some pesky ED.


Minute_Engineer2355

That face at the bottom says it all.


Romberstonkins

Ooffff....that feels good.


Scotavi0us

Aslan is hoping some kids pop out of a closet somewhere that he can use as an excuse.


One-Yam2819

Now you know what women mean when they call themselves "beasts"🤣🤣🤣


stone_brickXD

☹️


Rancorey

He looks SO SAD


Marchoftees

The spirit is willing but the body is weak.


Practical_Suit_9288

face of a defeated man right there


peacelovefreedon7689

That face 🤣


enfyts

Bro said 😔


fl00r_gang_yeah

He looks so sad


Educational_Plant519

His face says it all


kingzsalmon

Lion facial expression got that ***I wanna go home*** vibe.


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He looks so sad.


iluvmeowmeows

bro looks so sad he’s had ENOUGH 😭😭


Snoo_94743

Bros hind legs were up in the air out of shock


IndependenceBetter27

The struggle is real


DaJoker231

"That male looks defeated from sex" Words I never thought could be said.


Ok_Teacher_6834

He looks so sad


Regainio

Highlight? What monster are you?


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He looks so sad…


Aoouuhh

You can see pure pain on the lion's face- "bitch let me go"


fuckedbatty

Based. Weak lion


KamakaziJoe3809

He looks so sad


draggingklit

Can we change the shitposting DP to this sad lions face?


Difficult_Feed9924

It’s his job! He just sits around all day batting his tail at flies. The lioness goes out and brings home dinner.


Kazakh_Accordionist

bro looks so sad