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CarGroundbreaking520

Vegans have better sex? Alright prove it to me


FlackTitanium

Bitch said it to a bunch of kids too šŸ’€


idontlike2020much

While naked


Darthnosam1

I actually didn't even notice wth


Silentprophet22

I thought it was a talking cow.


Sm00th-Kangar00

Cows actually have udders...


Zander--BR

Itty bitty titties are still titties


MinuteManufacturer

Iā€™m sorry, what?


GallifreyanGeologist

ITTY BITTY TITTIES ARE STILL TITTIES!!!!


MinuteManufacturer

Much better, thanks. My eyesight isnā€™t what it used to be.


IAmCottonEyeJoe

Yeah, her clothes are painted on


Yeetus-Rice

ā€œclothesā€


greatnomad

TBF shes shirtless with paint over her tits which covers more than how a lot of shirtless dudes roll on the streests. There is no double standard here.


Zander--BR

Do SEE any shirtless dudes there fam? Maybe you'd have a point if she weren't the only weirdo there, plus, boobs are not the same as a man's or a child's bare chest anyway.


greatnomad

> boobs are not the same as a man's or a child's bare chest anyway That's your opinion fam


FlackTitanium

Oh my god i didn't even fucking notice. That's fucking disgusting.


FirmWerewolf1216

She has on clothes what are you talking about?


Gletschers

Pretty sure she is half naked. The top is bodypaint and it looks like she has matching cow pants or something on. You can see it from the front and her armpits.


the_dovahbean

Fr what a creep.


cheets23

now reverse the roles


Eudog2379

The fact she said that to kidsšŸ˜¬


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

Is she naked 2? Lolks like just paint over skin idk hard 2 tell(i save so much time abreviating)


moosemeatjerkey

There's a lot to unpack here.


RoodnyInc

It was her last chance to get their attention! Failed


Drakayne

That's not a bitch, that's a cow.


LightningBoltRairo

They are better at tossing the salad.


TheUmbraCat

![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o|downsized)


[deleted]

yeah i don't believe that lol "stick your plant-based sausage in me"


TK000421

Imagine the unshowered stank. Like wet dog


inserthumourousname

She covered it up with patchouli


[deleted]

the kids or the vegan?


MrRandomSuperhero

Do you live in the sixties?


EviGL

Ok, so first you take a cucumber...


Gdiacrane

I was vegan for a couple years, idk if the sex is better but vegan cum sure tastes better.


alpubgtrs234

Jeez I could never come because sheā€™d constantly be talking dirty in my ear telling me about how she is a veganā€¦


BeelzebubTheDarkone

How can vegans have sex in the first place they dont eat meat


Bulky-Elk-3473

Its actually true. Even just 1 day after you did not eat any animal based products then your veins clear off and have way better blood circulation to the intimate parts. Its scientifically proven. Not only that I tried and its real. I couldnt belive it


j5alive85

My ex was a vegan. No they don't have "better" sex lol I have no idea what she means by better sex?


darklord01998

Is that bodypaint


Ailexxx337

Holy shit I think it is. At least she's wearing some semblance of pants. She's still flashing underage kids though.


ncgrad2011

I think she has pasties on because I donā€™t think you can see her nipples.


Ailexxx337

At least there's that. Although having cow nipples drawn on the pasties isn't necessarily that much better.


adanishplz

Wait are cow teats offensive to children now? I can't keep up


Simple-Plane-1091

Still flashing underage kids. Not that 16 year old me would complain


supernasty

And then commenting how vegans have better sex when the kid was being a kid. Kinda weird.


Dank_Drygon

That is because she knew where they were going with their stupid comments. Not that she did not deserve the comments, honestly just let people make their own choices without bothering them.


supernasty

I think at that point it would be good to stop engaging with them. An adult arguing with children off the street is never a good idea, especially if it starts going down the path of sex while she is literally topless.


GreenAlbum

This is Australia, man. Thatā€™s not how it works pretty much everywhere outside America and the Middle East. You live in a puritan echo chamber


Ailexxx337

I don't live anywhere near the US, thanks


scoops22

Boobs not scary then šŸ‘


Slowpoak

Whole ass country living rent free in your head


MrRandomSuperhero

Not our fault you guys are so loud about your stupidity.


Slowpoak

The only loud people are morons like you. Absolute clown behavior. Go touch some grass instead of trying whatever this is you're doing right now.


MrRandomSuperhero

Lol


iTweaks_

Weirdo


rustys_shackled_ford

The sexualization of breast is a mostly new and mostly western taboo. Most European countrys still dont require to tops for either sex. If you see boobies and cant not think about sex that's a you problem. Not a her problem.


imsupertriggerd

Little tits calls kids little shits


CallMe_Desdinova

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


dexter920

This was like Eminem was having a rap battle against me


Ayrio

Nah bro composed that in hell. They denied his entry


Crafty_YT1

who let bro cook


_azzoriff_

Unexpected tongue twister


AlexGaming26

![gif](giphy|3gUq42Cww2Yvtx2EdF|downsized)


Ihavenoidea5555

Cows may be cute But Iā€™d agree I like the steaks made out of ā€˜em better


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized)


alejandrodeconcord

Moolissa!?


LightningBoltRairo

Yes, I'd eat her steaks.


False_Shelter6348

šŸ“šŸ˜‹(she was tasty)


ILikeLungsSoYeah

If she had protein (she doesn't)


randomname_99223

bUt pRotEiN iS iN cErEaL


RonzulaGD

Exactly


MelTealSky

It's militant vegans that put the rest of us regular mind our own business vegans/vegetarians to shame. They ruin it for the rest of us with their dumb bs


587BCE

I used to be vegetarian and never talked about it unless someone looked at my plate and noticed there was no meat on it.


MelTealSky

When they ask me I just give a flat I'm Vegetarian and change the subject even when they try to question why I'm that way. I'll only answer one other question and that is How long and that's it


587BCE

A friend of mine became vegan and was one of those people that felt like because she was vegan everyone should be. Sadly she was forced to give it up because she developed some pretty severe health problems relating to her diet.


MelTealSky

Probably went into it without first researching the diet. Many forget that you do need to source your daily intake of vit B12, omega 3, iron and iodine (the main 4 that usually cause the issues) from either daily supplements or whole foods or infused vegan foods that have these nutrients in them. Most think they can get what they need easily but it takes a good amount of trial and error and research to make sure you are keeping up with these important nutrients


587BCE

From my vague recollection it was some type of kidney/ urinary disease. She ended up with a small list of foods she was allowed to eat and much of it wasn't vegan. I wondered if it had something to do with all the substitutes she was eating as a lot of the vegan food uses processed soy which I'm still not sure is great. Soy should be fermented before eating.


MelTealSky

That pretty heavy šŸ˜¬ but was most likely an already underlying condition that worsened due to not having the correct amount of daily nutrients. Soy products should be kept at a minimum yes. There's so much on the market that isn't solely reliant on soy products that is a good source of protein but again it comes with doing your research.


587BCE

It's been a few years since she was diagnosed and still has issues. Could have been a pre existing condition, that's true. I remember reading that unfermented soy can be high in aluminum which isnt good for the kidneys. So always wondered.


Ultramar_Invicta

Six inches.


NOOBFUNK

I respect you for that. I have no right to enforce on another person what they can eat and I'd be cool with anyone eating what they like.


Jojoangel684

Is she even a real vegan? All I've seen a vids of her getting dunked on and turns out she posts those herself too..


LividLager

Thanks for being a normal person. The weird things some people within that community have gotten upset with me over is mind boggling. A vegan friend asked if I wanted to donate to a wolf sanctuary with her. I explained that I donated my time to a senior center, and money to the Red Cross. She got mad that I insinuated the wold sanctuary wasn't a worthy cause.... We no longer talk, for a bunch of reasons. Years ago, when the plant based burgers were released in stores, I picked up a pack. Some lady in the check out line was smiling at me and was making small talk. Convo soon led to how long I'd been a vegan. When I said that I wasn't, and just wanted to try the burgers. This apparently was the wrong answer, and started to bitch me out. Saying, "those aren't meant for you". She didn't appreciate how funny I found that and she walked away before I could respond. My sister doesn't eat meat, but will still drink milk, and makes an exception for eggs occasionally. Her vegan friend group tried to tolerate her for a time, but she claimed that they treated her as if she were Judas, got hostile with her for adding creamer to coffee while at a restaurant, and blasted her on social for being a "fraud". The most ironic part for me is that I, a meat eater, was friends with some of them, and they didn't have an issue with me, because I was "honest" about it... Fun times!


MelTealSky

Geesus "those aren't for you" but is sold in a grocery store that is available to everyone, makes perfect sense lmao yeah that's some real crazy shit right there. Also did this lady not heard of Meatless Mondays??? Some vegans can be the worst and behind closed doors I wouldn't be surprised they're hypocrites too especially when it comes to the sweets department. Anyway it is my belief that everyone has full autonomy over their own bodies. It is up to them alone what they do to it. Who am I to lecture someone else's choices, I much rather choose kindness and understanding than to be someone who points figures and judges.


LividLager

Some people are just nuts. Feel bad about my sister though. Basically got thrown out of a community of like minded individuals for having a 1% difference in beliefs.


Deadwarrior00

I like how everyone here is missing that she is smiling while saying it. Wouldn't call it an own.


throwaway55221100

Exactly. She took the joke well and didn't get wound up by it. The way she said "little shits" was in a jokey "boys will be boys" way like she wasn't mad at them she actually thought it was funny they were trying to rile her up.


bigboipapawiththesos

Yeah and itā€™s not like eating meat in front of a vegan is an original response, shit like this probably happens quite often when youā€™re protesting in front of a McDonaldā€™s. Edit: also I just noticed thatā€™s sheā€™s nude lol


mangopango123

Nah bro they PWNED her ass. They ate chicken in her face and then set up a joke by asking her sexuality. She confirmed sheā€™s straight SO SHE EATS THAT D. She was obv crying inwardly even tho it *looked* like she was laughing. Fuckin goteeeem


[deleted]

Yeah brother this was funny asf, you drive V8 bro?


mangopango123

Fuck ya dawg. Fuckin 8 cylinders of veggie juice straight to the dome to keep my engine runnin


idiothitman

yea the way you say it makes it not hit at all. just stop.


[deleted]

You are based, i hate women and vegans.


Suzaku_Taichou

Eating meat right in front of their faces is the best course of attack


Scotish_Pilgrim

Wait, I thought that was lunch? Itā€™s an attack?


TCTuggersTops

(We honestly, truly don't care)


Available-Travel-603

Eating food in front of a vegan definitely is not obliteration pretty much the most basic was to ā€œownā€ one


charizard_72

Iā€™m not vegan or vegetarian but I can think of several arguments stronger than ā€œyouā€™re eating a babyā€ / ā€œthatā€™s someoneā€™s babyā€


S0M3_1

He milked that cow dry.


Devraaj24

It's already dead. Besides we aren't the only animals eating meat.


goat_fucker_1

Fr. Stupid people hate me for eating cows, chickens, dogs etc. It's my life and I can eat whatever I want, I don't care if you find it cute


Lucky-Calligrapher99

![gif](giphy|JfDNFU1qOZna)


psychoticpudge

Fuck that name slapped the shit outta me


Realistic-Fondant778

He eating cows, but "eating" goats....


yukijacky

Sardinia moment


TheBirthing

He's got a point though. It's my life and I can fuck as many goats as I want.


Fancy_Yak_4537

man said dogs


goat_fucker_1

And cows and chickens


Designer_9011

So what? Does that make you feel bad?


Glodraph

I mean..the climate issue is waaay more important than animals' feelings. Plus I think it's not super cool how we treat them and that should be better, even for the health of the consumer and the shitty igienic conditions these animals grow in.


Anderopolis

I mean that's a stupid argument. It's not about that chicken nugget it's about future ones that would not need to be produced.


grandwhitelotus

Yes this is why I support dog farms in Asia as well, people should be able to eat any animal.


Skeptic_Sinner

Show me where lions are keeping their torture chambers for gazelles and then we'll talk


[deleted]

I mean, if you eat meat you increase the demand for it, so it doesn't really matter if it's already dead But still, it's natural for humans to eat both meat and plants, so getting mad over it is stupid


meloaf

Agree with your first point! Disagree with second point. See the "appeal to nature" fallacy. Protesting or bringing attention to an issue people may take for granted doesn't sound too stupid. Reddit often has posts about Nestle and this information can help a consumer when it comes to voting with their dollar šŸ˜Ž


GodJimothy

"VeGaNs dO hAvE bEtTer sEX iF tHat'S wHaT yoU're aSkiNg"


kananmunamakkara

It is always funny how vegans can relate being vegan to almost every freaking thing in the world.


Awkward_Mix_2513

Truly, they are the vegans of veganism.


Chilopodamancer

What you do is you go in, buy a bunch of dollar menu cheeseburgers, and hand them out to people for free in front of the vegan protest, would be a good time I imagine and a better service to the community than the protest.


the_dovahbean

a cow would feed a family of 8 for like over a year. McDonald's probably throws out like 10k cows a year worth of mcshitstacks but us peasants need to live on Ramen and ride electric scooters everywhere to offset big corporation causing 90% of pollution and straight up causing world hunger by throwing out literally thousands of tons of food a day (looking at all of American food industry.) And necessitating the gruesome meat industry.


[deleted]

fr fast food should fuck off and die (the same way their consumers do). people should learn how to cook again, it should be a necessity for many many reasons including this. like fuck the absolutely wild obesity rates, some mfs cant even fry an egg, its funny one mc ronalds could wreak this much havoc on society


spunk_wizard

Didn't think I'd see William Street Macca's on the front page but here we are


Ok_Weakness7406

Well he could have at least picked a better burger than McDonald's


sketchy_painting

Edgy.


JustusMP

I'd tell her I'd stop eating the meat in front of her if I could eat her instead... I know, I know, I'll go *bonk* myself.


No-Competition-2533

br*tlanders all opinions discarded


WhyIsLifeHardForMe

This is Australia


SNScaidus

extended universe britland


Separate-Ad-9267

DLC


I_am_nova696969

Australia is literally UK dlc


Ojochimuelo

The highly anticipated Prison Break DLC of UK


purinikos

So is USA lul


I_am_nova696969

usa is like the unloved sequel


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6Trinity9

Um her udders are showing šŸ˜‘ Better not get chilly in that cow suit body paint


SNScaidus

Just ask her what she thinks about abortion


WolfhoundRO

"Would you eat this meat is it was made of the baby that you aborted?"


JLifeless

on a fundamental level they can't be compared. a ball of cells in a stomach doesn't feel pain and doesn't cry when hurt, a living breathing animal does. how are they in any way comparable unless you strip them of all nuances?


shewel_item

lots of reposting


[deleted]

ā€œI hAvE nO BiOaVaiLabLe pRoTeiN, wE fUcK beTtEr!!!ā€


quid_facis_cacasne

They're running on a GP2 Engine


HollyWarter

Is this Melbourne?


spunk_wizard

William St Macca's in Perth


Thin_System_9771

Kid in front goes greenwood college - thought I recognise him


[deleted]

Away from the meat now but is she wearing a shirt or something because that looks painted on im so confused


Winter_Association46

It doesnt matter if its a baby or fetus or something. We humans are monsters and destroyers of life. Lets not pretend like we are unicorns. We need delicacy and easier access to food. Can veganism give us that?


Apprehensive_Dig9573

Yo that comment took a turn. Almost thought you were vegan


Rakkamthesecond

There are no winners in this video.


DarkLlama64

i live in this city whoa


JayFrizz

Does McDonald's sell veal somewhere or something?


72_Shinobis

Itā€™s not even meat.


Jaded-Palpitation799

Hold on so you're telling me that a LADY WHO GETS HER BREASTS OUT AND PAINTS HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE A COW, but who then expects people to take her message seriously... That lady has no sense of humour?


Right_Nothing_207

I want to eat her cause sheā€™s dressed like a cow šŸ˜‹


Braler

2010 called, they want your post back


gavja87

Perth CBD for those who are wondering where this is


Pinkcokecan

What's her name


[deleted]

Vegans have better sex? Think i need to test her out to believe it....


Jacknurse

Talking to children about how being Vegan will give them a better sex life to persuade them to stop eating meat COULD be constued as grooming.


SPeepleTheBard

"little shits" as if she wasnt asking about a kids sex life. what a fucking creep


Thoomer_Bottoms

You know the hardest part about being a vegan? Keeping it to yourself.


Dragon_211

She gives vegans a bad name and I'm not even vegan


WabiThat10wl

Pass da chicken on de left hand side


SecretJournalist3506

Her hair and skin says it all. Vegans look exhausted all the time and malnourished. At least be a pescatarian and get some protein and fats.


FuckinFruitcake

she looks fine. stop being weird.


MelTealSky

Actually you're incorrect, the vegans that do look like that are not eating correctly to compensate for lack of animal products. They aren't sourcing and providiing their daily nutrients and are most likely taking the "lazy" vegan approach. Those who research veganism properly actually look very healthy and lead active energetic lives


Ultramar_Invicta

Those people are also of above average wealth.


Call-me-Space

That is a regular looking person, you need to touch some grass my guy


meloaf

Regardless of diet people can disregard vitamins, supplements, and the quality of food they eat. Being a bloated body full of chicken nuggets, frozen pizza, and Pepsi isn't too sustainable but people become overly concerned about nutrition when a group differs from them.


sadtempeh

Plant based sources of protein and fats exist. Are you dense?


mechillinyo

No he is moist šŸ¤¤


[deleted]

they taste like ass


Dollaridoo12

Although I would never go vegan, as far as I can see the girl protesting was being pretty civil while the boys antagonised her on purpose?


ObamaFuckedYoMama

Early Humanity ate meat in order to survive smh


Ojochimuelo

Early humanity ate meat in order to evolve, my guy


Frankenstein141

Going toe to toe with not one, but 3 teenage boys is never a good idea. Doing it with your tits out in public is even worse. Lady didn't stand a fucking chance. RIP vegan


M4err0w

just talking nonsense isnt obliterating


my_name_is_saudade

If you want to go vegan, thatā€™s your business - but people hate vegans because of lil shits making an ass of themselves about how magical veganism is.


greenok12

I find it weird she is literally topless talking to teenagers


Earion42

She stands for a legitimate fight Big support to her to go one Vs many šŸ’Ŗ


BlizzzardLizard

I don't think they obliterated anyone this is all a bit cringy if u ask me


BugZ0118999

Where is the obliteration in that?


sherrifmayo

Ask her if she ever swallowed


Fantasiize

redditors struggling not to make unwanted sexual comments about women for 3 seconds ![gif](giphy|wRN4g8ASDntum6zSA8|downsized)


[deleted]

"obliterate" what are you talking about


JoyConDriftingBlues

Fast food barely even qualifies as meat I don't know why vegans do this....


Hash_Tooth

Vegans !!!!!!!!


JonathonWally

How could the sex be better? Vegans are weak as fuck and smelly.


Grand_Gap_5984

Vegan šŸŒ± women 1000% have better sex , they survive off of just dick and vegetablesšŸ„—.... you become a part of their diet/ energy for the day


SantiProGamer_

"Little shits" That's mighty coming from a humongous turd


Limacy

What a miserable cunt.


RashPatch

>Vegans have better sex Yeah yeah it's all about sex and what not. But have you considered eating a really delicious peace of deep fried, golden brown, ultra crispy, breaded meat? Haven't? See that salad you guys like? Yeah... that stuff tastes great paired with Deep Fried Chicken. LOVE IT!


T1000runner

So no one is going to mention how those two shared a single drumstick?


[deleted]

No


cartmaneric10

This woman does shit like this all the time and it gets the same response most people canā€™t stand her and will fire off on her


The_Kek_5000

But she is right so. I mean I eat meat but I acknowledge that itā€™s immoral


According_Score_6681

Can somebody share with these people that plants are also aware and communicate with each other? We are consumers. We must consume life to maintain life. Be grateful and use it well.


[deleted]

Bet I can make her change her mind with my sausage šŸ˜ (Sheā€™ll be disappointed šŸ˜”)


GsTSaien

I don't know, she wasn't making a scene or being a twat about anything. It looks like the kids approached her to mock her while she was protesting outside. Not sure that is the whole story, but I don't see anything worth harassing or mocking her for. I like meat, I eat meat, but yeah it is true, lots of the things I eat are dead animal babies. I am ok with that because there are degrees of separation between me and the process. I don't know if I'd be able to take those lives myself unless I were going hungry otherwise. The only reason I am not vegan is that I don't think eating animals is wrong in itself. Life consumes life, that is the cycle. I still hate the modern meat industry. The treatment of animals in the current industry is unacceptable and needs to change right now. We also produce way more than we can eat, which is harming the planet more than necessary and taking up land for other sources of food. If you'll eat meat, like I do, fine. But don't shy away from the truth. That is an animal you are eating, and it is ok to be sad about that. For some, that is enough to lose their taste for it and that is not cause for ridicule.