Hi there, u/Inevitable-Region460! Thank you for your submission to r/shitposting, but unfortunately, we've had to remove it for the following reason: Your post violates Reddit's [Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) --- If you have any questions or think we made a mistake, please **[message the moderators](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/shitposting&subject=My%20post%20was%20removed!&message=My%20%5Bpost%5D(insert%20post%20link%20here)%20was%20removed%2C%20could%20you%20please%20take%20a%20look%3F)** with a link to your post and we'll take a look. **^(NOTE:)** ^(This action was performed by a human but the comment was left by a bot.)

Asking for a friend ofc

He just forgot to add "in minecraft" at the end, so it's ok

Asking for a friend, in minecraft, as a prank, in mexico, at 3 am (gone wrong, gone sexual)

Theoretically ofc.

Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to r*** a 13 year old girl... this man is fucking insane

No, he’s a redditor

That's what i said, fucking insane

Ah gotchu

or "in RimWorld". 6ut I guess that possi6le in RimWorld with some for6idden mods.

Stephen King while writing It

Writing what?

It

What is it? I don’t understand

What does idk mean

I don’t know

Then why did you answer if you don't know ffs!?

Idk

What does ffs mean?

Fo fu sa

The foosa are attacking

for fucks sake e.g. when you come home and your shithead son hasn't vacuumed the house and cleaned his room you'd say "oh for fucks sake you little cunt 🐝astard why the fuck haven't you done anything today? I ask you to do the simplest thing and you can't even do that?"

Flair checks out

It is it!

It is a horror novel / movie with an unfunny looking clown

WHAT is a horror novel / movie?

something very scary

Nope is a horror movie

The movie and novel “IT”

It. You know, the movie a🐝out the clown

What is the name of the movie?

And that’s how a great writer is created

Natural talent for making Ra*e scenes, for children of course

You mean raGe right ? .....right ?

sure thing kiddo, now spread your legs.

Yes please /s

Stay silent sandwich

Oh shit tf happened? Did people think i wqs serious? Do i really have to put /s at the end of every sarcastic joke o make

We all know you were sarcastic, it was just extremely shit sarcasm

Ahh damnit. Guess my jokes are stale now. Sad.

We all have dry patches 🐝rother 👍

Use /s ass hat and don’t get defensive

Ok then fiiiine

Forgot

Next Stephen King

Only if the child is Jewish

Kinderschinders Liste (Child Rapist list)

💀

jesus

Yes Jesus was a jew

Normally if you want to write something you should take inspiration from real life, or contact someone who has experienced it and tell them to tell you sparing no details.

Dig up Epstein grave and perform necromancy on him.

So should i ra*e someone then ?

Recalling traumatic events in a detailed way is usually not a great idea

Mate its a joke. Please dont do this

I won't

Race scene

Rave scene

Matrix Reloaded scene

Rash scene

With the racist character

Who is YOUR favourite Racist? Mine is Schumacher

Rage scene?

God I wish

Race

Rain scene. He wants to know how to write the perfect rain scene. 💀

Rant

How to write a r*p* scene 1. Set up your setting, characters and the scene you want 2. My F🐝I agent told me not to finish my joke 3. And you are done!

Man, I love role-playing games such as DND

Sure it's not CNC games?

How can you sit down and think “yeah I’ll share that on the internet”

Karma points

And for the funny

anything for the funny amirite

I mean if they're writing a 3ook including that, they've pro3a3ly already decided they're sharing that with the world lol

This your first time on social media?

I wish it was

The next GRRM

Rock scene

Google anime

Holy catgirl

New zipper just dropped

Call the predator!

Actual miner lover

Reputation sacrifice anyone?

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Step 1, reference material

I>erserk lore:

Idk... Self experience?

If you gotta write it you gotta write it...

UOOOOHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Do you know what's worse than a rapist?"

A child!

*NO*

Anime pfp

Hmmm. Didn't get the reference I see

Oh i know fucking filipino

What an interesting question. 💀💀💀 Did people actually gave him answers?

sharing is caring

Is this a jerker

where is my unread spray?

Real scene?

Ah phew thanks for the clarification

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Rule 1: Don't Thats it

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

1984

Hello 9-1-1? I’d like to report a person

Oh shit is this a 9/11 reference????

Who let Karl Malone on Reddit

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Asking in a totally comidical not ralistic way

Kid named fingering

Someone check his hard drive.

Unfortunately, it's no longer possible to upvote/downvote this comment to indicate whether or not you think this post sucks. Why? Because the Reddit Admins have decided that [they want to kill off all 3rd-party apps](https://old.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/13yh0jf/dont_let_reddit_kill_3rd_party_apps/), [3rd-party bots, and everything else that makes Reddit barely usable](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/13xh1e7/an_open_letter_on_the_state_of_affairs_regarding/). And, of course, that includes bots such as [\/u\/QualityVote](http://reddit.com/user/QualityVote), [\/u\/SaveVideo](http://reddit.com/user/SaveVideo), [\/u\/AuddBot](http://reddit.com/user/AuddBot), etc. So you'll just have to put up with automod and a worse overall user experience in the meantime. ^(Can't wait for everywhere to get flooded by spam when the admins finally kill off the moderation bots that we rely on to prevent spambots) If you have any complaints, direct them at [the reddit admins instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/), because they're the ones seeking to ruin everyone's user experience. --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/15e15u0/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/15e15u0/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2F15e15u0&id=8968e43c) --- Whilst you're here, /u/Inevitable-Region460, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU) - **now with public text channels you can chat on!**? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Guys he is asking for a rare scene

A think it was a rave scene?

Sure, send me your location, and I'll come tell you personally 😉

I mean if he wants to make it realistic he can always ask me

💀damnn

Ask to Stephen king. He knows well

Ask kentaro miura

I thought r*** meant race... race scene

Write what you know.

In game

Found George R.R. Martin

OMG 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Reki Kawahara would like to know your location

I guess that's why childhood trauma makes great writers. You gotta experience this shit first hand.

idk ask stephen king

Plot twist: the child is the rapist.

Star Wars I (1999) has a few race scenes involving children that you can take inspiration from

Road. It’s road. Get ur mind outa that dump.

The real answer is you don’t, you just allude to it

🌈 you don’t 🌈

Officer, here this mf 👉🏼

What the fuck

What the fuck...why

Least phedophilic man on reddit

Watch some hentai

✍️ 🔥 🔥

I was thinking this was already 🐝ad enough that he was asking how to write a r*** scene, which means that I did NOT see the part a🐝out a 13 year old coming, good God. That hit me completely off guard.

Found a Chinese writer.

Ask Stephen King. He likes writing kiddie porn.

Good thing that they gave her actual advices.

zoomers not reading marquis de sade smh

A r***? Like r*** r*** or r*** r*** ? r***??

Tell him to go watch the Netflix, Cuties. Movie. Then ask yourself what would Weinstein do.

Just ask Hentai's maker

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

AAHHHHH WTF

[удалено]

rap scene?

#D:

He should ask the Discord mods

search up shadman

*[pees in ur ass](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg)* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

🐝ruh

I wonder what their search history is like

Read manga, learn fast. 😎

Race*