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Fluorite absorbs ultraviolet light, allowing it to appear fluorescent (hence the name)

THANK YOU

As a certified rock nerd this is required information of me

As a certified rock nerd I am so glad you guessed correctly

Show me your rock nerd certificate

I'm a dinosaur nerd so we basically go hand in hand, right?

I already thought it had something to do with the type of salt in the rock

I’m pretty sure my dentist uses this to show me how bad I brushed

I thought I knew but then I realized I didn't

I came!

They usually don't🙁

Self burn?

Why did you cum?

Why not

I saw

I conquered

I came

I saw

I conquered

I came

I cum

In your mum

pls rember

I came

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I saw

I didn't...

Radiation

This phenomenon is phosphorescence, it does not involve any radiation besides the Black light Edit: Someone corrected me on the replies, this is fluorescence, not phosphorescence. My apologies.

I'm a racist too I like racing cars

What's your favourite race?

Nascar

is that a car full of HDDs?

Lmao

This is how you move TB of data in a few minutes

Sorry worst racing sport ever. I can just imagine people watching it: " oh shit, he's taking a left turn...oh shit he's taking a left turn.... oh shit he's taking a left turn......

You are not a true racist, and know nothing about racism

Personally I'm not a fan of NASCAR but it is more about the placement of the vehicle than the direction

As someone who loves road races and doesn't really watch oval racing, you're wrong

Watch the Top Gear episode where Richard Hammond goes to the USA and does some NASCAR racing himself. It's the perfect short bit for anyone who thinks they hate it to gain some new appreciation for the sport. Also, it's more fun to go in person than watching on TV. It's pretty much a weekend long tailgating event, lots of booths set up, the crashes are more spectacular to see with your own eyes, and IT'S REALLY EFFING LOUD.

Anyone who bases their entire opinion of a Motorsport on how many turns it has, is not someone worth listening to about anything Motorsport related

Not true! Dale Earnhardt turned right once…

As compared to rallies where you stand around for ten minutes waiting for someone to come around the turn and go out of your view again?

That depends, if you watching it live yes I agree with you but if its on TV or something, usually there are cameras everywhere and personally it's more fun to see a car drifting and see what it does at every turn.( wich isin't always left), the road changes you know.

Some of those idiot spectators try to touch the car as it passes them. McRae's team said when the car came in between stages one time, they found a severed finger that got ripped off by the wing.

I mean yeah its boring sure but did you have to say all that?

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I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the fuck?

I'm the opposite of a racist. I love ending races.

Light is a sort of electromagnetic radiation. (Yes, I wanna flex my canoeledge.)

it is elektromagnetic radiation

Why did I read it with a German accent xD

elektromagnetische Radiation, ja!

That's still radiation. Just not the scary kind. Saying it's not radiation is like when people talk about "chemicals" as if only bad things are chemicals and water isn't.

Would it be correct to say “Radiation, but no ionizing radiation”?

I never said it wasn't. I even used the term "besides black light". I am well aware of this phenomenon and I tried to choose my words carefully to be both scientifically precise and still understandable.

> it does not involve any radiation besides the black light This is wrong, IMO, as it implies the original radiation is simply reflected, which is absolutely not how fluorescence (or phosphorescence) works. The radiation is absorbed by the material, after which excited molecules return to a lower energy state by emitting photons, generally with a longer wavelength than the absorbed radiation had. It is new/different radiation. (This is why fluorescent light is visible even though the light from the black light is not - they have different wavelengths, only one being in the visible spectrum)

Again, that is the reason for the word besides, meaning that other than light radiation, no other is included. I am well aware of how the phenomena takes place and I was not discrediting the presence of the word radiation, I was simply making it more specific for the word radiation usually carries the weight of fission or fusion phenomena on the average person's eye.

That would be fluorescence. Phosphorescence is when it glows after you turned the exciting light source off.

That is right, I stand corrected. My apologies

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I apologize for I have sinned, father.

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FINALLY someone guessed fluorite

Nahhh I’m pretty sure it’s cum

molten cum

Stratified bioluminescent cum rock

I was gonna guess some pebbles with bioluminescent algae or something but fluorite works too lol

Can’t believe they made fortnite into an element

Nuh uh

Fuck you mean nu-uh

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Uh-huh!

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you're wrong it's cum

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I'm sorry but for some reason reddit won't let me start a DM with you, could you DM me with it instead?

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Thought it was fluorite. Another fun thing is putting them by a source of heat, like fire, and seeing them glow in their normal colour, just do not leave it too long as it busrts fairly quick and you don't want hot rock in your eye

Limited time offer?

Just post it, I'm sure everyone would like to see

Even if it was Uranium, there isn't much to worry about. The amount of radiation it produces isn't dangerous... So long as you don't swallow them...

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I knew it wasn’t anything dangerous. Thanks king 👑

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The top 2 rows look like Rainbow Fluorite, which is supposed to have fairly high levels of lead

Looks like there was a lot of positive energy at the sesh.

Me and the boys really pumped our positive energy up in this bitch

So much that you even lost an electron

explain

They pumped positive energy and because of it, they lost an electron

So glad that Craigslist guy finally found a group to charge his JO crystal with

THE CUM ROCKS.

You think you know

THE CUM ROCKS.

THE CUM SOCKS

the cum cocks

the cum knocks

I am the one who cocks

Anarchychess is leaking again

holy hell

horny hell

new load just dropped

new balls just dropped

THE CUM ROCKS?

THE CUM ROCKS!

THE CUM ROCK AND STONES!

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

# IF YOU DONT COCK AND BONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!!

Bone.

THE CUM LOVER'S SPECIAL

We re rich

🎸🔥

But you're horribly blind

WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN?!

*Yo listen up.. here's a story*

About a little man

~~man~~ guy that lives in a blue world…

and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue,

Like him inside and outside

Blue his house with a blue little window

And a blue corvette

[Illuminated sobbing]

platybuss

Phosphorus rocks, radioactive, they charge with light but the radiation is so mild you don't have to worry about it at all. (I think :P)

>Phosphorus rocks, radioactive No They are fluorites, they usually glow under UV light

Oh the phosphorus are the green ones? My bad I'm no expert

There is no phosphor in fluorites (to my knowledge), they can have a wide range of colors but the most commons are bluish green and violet like the ones in the picture

I'm an expert you are all wrong they are the CUM ROCKS

if it glows by itself and dont stop ever that is radioactive

That's "The people who think they know" option xD

So very innocent

But maybe just maybe it’s my cum when I saw Shrek Rizzing me up

If a rock glows brightly, it's probably just fluorescence Radiation is typically invisible or [very faint blue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation) when in water

Nah it's good energy in the sesh. You don't know anything.

What would happen if you swam there

[Luckily, someone has already answered this in detail.](https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/)

Very cool thanks

rocks from the trinity site?

Fluorite

I'm guessing the joke is "the people who think they know" are people who think it's blood/jizz?

And people who think it’s radioactive

If a rock glows under a black/UV light… It’s most likely just fluoresence. NOT RADIATION. Especially if you just find it somewhere randomly.

holy shit, bro found my anal rocks

“They’re not rocks Marie, they’re MINERALS!”

People who shit in their pants: 😎

What does blue mean? WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN? *incoherent crying*

Flourite! It's actually where we get the word flourescent from!

They're just florescent under UV light. Pwetty.

“hey babe, look under the covers i have a surprise for you”

Cum stones

I honestly thought everyone here knew it was fluorite until I went through the comments. Never thought to put it under black light. It’s pretty

they’re minerals!

Interesting, is luminescent jewelry made out of this stuff a thing? I could see that being a thing.

Most rocks and minerals will glow under the proper UV light

Fluorite is the one depicted here

As a platapus once said: WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN.

This is natural phosphorescence, right? Please tell me I did a smart

i guess you could say they got their rocks off

Someone sneezed on these rocks.

well, not exactly sneeze...

i didn't understand what was wrong with fluorite and what i was supposed to actually know.

i hope none of y'all thought that those were radioactive

My cool rocks after I accidentally leave them in my pocket( they have been exposed to tide detergent)

What does blue mean? .... WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN?

*SHAKES HEAD DUSGUSTEDLY" eaaauuuhhhhhhhhhhh 😭

Fluorite. My mom has a necklace and a belt made of those. :D

Lotta j/o at the session today

They look rad

Dinosaur cum

I love fluorite!!! My favourite gummy candy looking rock, I have so much fluorite

It is called fluorescence

fluorite

Looks like fluorite to me

Did someone piss on them

What do the people who think they know think?

My mind went straight to uranium, I'm pretty sure it glows green. And that'd be the middle reaction because obviously, uranium is extremely dangerous

jizz rock!!!

Uranium would be glowing green

The best way to test your theory is to stick one up your and see if it’s spicy.

People who doesn't give a fuck 😎

Glowies, they glow in the dark

The CIA?

They listened to shine bright like a diamond obviously

isn't it like the 'glow in the dark' stuff kids buy

Dunno why your getting down voted, you're more or less right. Technically, these are fluorite which isn't used much in glow in the dark, but it's the same principle

idk I'm just asking

Don't know: haha cool glow Think they know: radiation Actually know: naturally glow Ascended: cum rocks

Its the loot drop from discovering cum artifacts

they’re covered in blood, sprayed with luminol

care to fucking clue us in?

What's spez?

Not Real shit post but ok