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[deleted]

i bet his son is doing more than simply kissing boys


monkeynuts223g

like what kissing is how babies are made you can't get no higher than kissing


smertsboga

What about holding hands?


BlooHopper

Absolutely halal!


MisterMist00

Yeah, holding hands is allowed


Common-Wish-2227

Pervert!


Eugene_OHappyhead

The joyous world of a service bottom


Jomgui

Depending how you read it, he can either be disappointed in his son, or have escaped war JUST for his kid to be able to become a femboy,and the second option is way funnier to me.


Uncultured-Drink

Due to the grammar I'm inclined to think he meant the 2nd. What a good dad ❀


Jomgui

I can hear him going "don't worry Khaled, as soon as we cross the border we can buy you one of those dresses you want"


Uncultured-Drink

"Don't worry, Khaled," chuckled Ahmed, his eyes darting nervously towards the border. "As soon as we cross the border, we can buy you one of those dresses you want. And hey, you'll be the prettiest femboy in the entire United States!" Khaled grinned, clutching his father's hand tightly. "Thanks, Dad! You're the best! But do you think they'll have dresses in my size?" Ahmed winked, trying to lighten the mood amidst the chaos of war. "Well, if not, we'll make you a custom one! After all, fashion knows no borders, just like our love." As they continued their perilous journey, Khaled's excitement grew, and he couldn't stop talking about his dreams of becoming a femboy. "Dad, when we get to the United States," Khaled said with a sparkle in his eyes, "I want to learn how to do makeup, just like those fabulous YouTubers I watch. And I've been practicing walking in heels too!" Ahmed chuckled, his heart filled with pride and warmth. "That's my boy! We'll find you makeup tutorials, and I'll even help you practice with those heels. I might stumble a bit, but we'll make it work." Khaled's enthusiasm was contagious, and despite the challenging circumstances, their shared dream of freedom and self-expression kept them going. Ahmed couldn't wait to see his son's confidence soar as he embraced his true self in a land where acceptance and diversity thrived.


Ltimbo

Wow. You thought about how to put this in novel form way too hard. Respek.


Uncultured-Drink

It's AI lol. The AI actually at first assumed my request was offensive but I turned it around on em. Which, is weird, because the AI made the dad and son kiss if I sent the last paragraph πŸ’€. Pretty sure the AI don't understand what I meant when I said loving father and son


Ltimbo

Wow. That’s pretty good.


Uncultured-Drink

I thought it was written rather poorly tbh.


Ltimbo

I wouldn’t know. I don’t read.


Atomicagainbecauseow

And now you see why there are strikes about this stuff going on


[deleted]

Lolol loving father and son πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ made em kiss that’s hilarious


ElementoDeus

I just need to know, is there an Alabama of that area? Because this would be that


skumkotlett

They mostly stick to cousins


ObamaDramaLlama

Yeah there was definitely an incest vibe near the beginning


VSkyRimWalker

I kinda expected them to hit a IUD or something in the last paragraph. But then I read your other comments and I guess the original last paragraph was even worse than that


Common-Wish-2227

IUDs are fuckin dangerous, man...


gamrgrant

But Khaled was not satisfied with just one of those dresses.


isaacpotter007

I remember seeing the original, yeah he did it for his son


Maskimgalgo

Hey man a femboy can still survive more backshots


kpshredder

His facial expression says that it's the former


Whale-n-Flowers

His son openly dressing like that says they both got a laugh out of it, and he's a pretty chill dad. I'm getting Hank Hill vibes. Doesn't get it, it's not what he envisioned for his kid, but loves his son none-the-less.


Correct-Basil-8397

Giving a happy life to his child. What a good parent


buscemian_rhapsody

Lol I had the same thought. Was gonna say β€œwell that was awful nice of him”.


unstable_nest

Logic seems better


jacobsredditusername

What liberty does to a mf.


audislove10

Couldn’t agree more


ArmedProphet88

What a beautiful thing, to live in a time of peace when people can freely express themselves. People have fought and died so you can have your opinion and to make room for some wacky ones too. Lest we forget


Fire_Lightning8

IRAN MENTIONED πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ


[deleted]

IRAN NUMBER 1!!!! πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£


darkLIGHTeric

Iran for the win!


LackOne4933

HELL YEAH DADASH! ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿


DiDeDoD

"I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son can study art and music"


Dc12934344

So that his son can dress up like a cat maid and kiss boys


GroundbreakingAd5624

And so that sons son can dress up as a cat with human genitals


Unable_Ad_1260

My wife made me sit through that movie. We don't have enough mental health care professionals in this country to deal with James Corden looking like that.


Maleficent-Mirror991

Mission Accomplished 🫑


LeastAverageMonke

That's what America did to him


vaniot2

Still better than a missile hitting your building while you sleep


No-Presence-5930

An American missile.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Cat girl and a Maid? That's too much for any dad.


Poprocks777

Iranian femboys 😍


wheelchairdrifting

Bombastic bussy πŸ₯΅


Resident_Captain8698

Iranian Effete Dress-up


J1618

He decreased the chance of his son getting shot, but not by a lot, since it is USA.


Space_Gemini_24

Getting shot in the back or getting backshotted, choose well.


ilikenovels

Yeah he must be getting a lot of shots


[deleted]

That is very fucked up but very true unfortunately


lucas0hero

Really? I had no idea


PenPen100

American Dream


Temporary_Name_3062

i ran from iran


Minute-Pangolin-5788

And then I fell on Iraq.


Arstanishe

I think some other 4 letter worlds that start with f rhyme with Iraq better


ElementoDeus

Nah bro fell on his back


Space_Gemini_24

Iran from I ran


GhesterBlehster

bro wtf is wrong with these comments


_163

Where do you think we are?


WorldCanadianBureau

The dad did all that and now his son can be himself. He'd have been hanged in Iran. It's a triumph even if it might not feel like it.


CarpetH4ter

Either hanged or not being happy for having to comform


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

I mean the son is cute tho


[deleted]

So the dad


ironmagnesiumzinc

They're Iranian. They don't have to even try and they're usually cute


Outrageous-House-692

I agree


karlbenedict12

real shit


BEARWYy

His son look happy


[deleted]

He does tho


Little_Busters

If you want your sons to live then moving was a smart decision, if you don’t it’s more of an oopsie really.


-_oKay-BOOMER_-

BASED


DryPrion

This should be on wholesomememes! Dad allowed his son the freedom to express himself without the risk of getting executed.


Votey123

I mean the son isnt hurting anyone I mean technically he’s doing the opposite…


toomerboomer

Based


Neither_Upstairs_872

The failure in the dads eyes is real


officialtvgamers16

No its not, in reality he is really suportive, and theg like to meme about it


Piano_Fuckerer

The only failure here is you.


8wiing

He looks so happy tho. I hope my kids are that happy when I get older


[deleted]

"I didn't escape all that oppression for you to be free to express yourself." *hillbilly farmer accent*


yiquanyige

Isn’t that the point?


Ausraptor12

What a supportive dad, he escaped Iran and travelled to America just so his son could be a femboy


Commercial-Voice9983

Better than beating women to death for not wearing a cloth over their head


SS_COMIC

Being better than straight up brutality isn't a compliment


Piano_Fuckerer

How high are you?


Commercial-Voice9983

It wasnt a compliment in the first place ...


gusloos

This actually real sweet


derederellama

as he should


ProtectionContent977

And he’s still alive. Would Iran keep him alive?


satanrulesearthnow

Oh wow, this sub really has gone to shit


Distinct_Programmer4

shitposting


Frobie200

yeah


MentalRise8703

Big W for the dad


Byyte3D

Whereas his son would be executed in Iran, he can now express himself with relative safety and enjoy the freedoms that his father fleed to enjoy.


IndicationFull2652

I feel bad for the dad


_Akizuki_

God forbid somebody not live in fear of execution for wearing a fucking dress


[deleted]

Not based.


IndicationFull2652

Amen


queerkidxx

Why?


AverageFruity326

I think the dad scaped specifically so his son could kiss boy in peace


IndicationFull2652

Ew


LeChacaI

You're ew quite frankly.


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InterestingTour7702

Imagine basing your argument around making more people when plenty of children don't even have a home in the first place


longfrog246

Like you will ever use yours


MewPingz

nice one


JustSomeBoykisser

For having a son who’s comfortable being himself?


Kinkavi

It's a good day when i see a boykisser pfp get downvoted to hell


DevourerOfMemes_

It's a good day when I see a boykisser pfp


Alternative_Low8478

Dad doesn't seem to understand but seems supportive


Sad_Snep

"I moved to the land of the free and my child is now having the audacity to express themselves as if they no longer live in constant fear, what a tragedy"


Bigglez1995

God forbid your child is happy doing things that are not against the law


Serendipity123xc

Want to fuck the son


Technical-Language39

How to deal with your furry son/daughter If they want to be a cat, LET THEM! Throw a collar around there neck put him outside give him cat food and a water bowl and see how long he lasts!


knseeker

America really is the great satan


Pikmin4321

Sure...


bigdummydumdumdum

Because they won't behead boys for wearing a dress or throw them off of a rooftop for kissing someone of the same gender? All right man. Makes sense.


Unhappy_Box4803

Do the people who downvote you want femboys to be beheaded? Idk man, america is pretty great compared to some other countries. (And pretty shit compared to some other)


[deleted]

Especially when someone talks about legit issues in this country but then someone says at least you’re not in this country you’d be dead it’s stupid


bigdummydumdumdum

They at least want them to be oppressed/ashamed of themselves to some extent. Because they don't fit their view of what a man should be. Which imo is pretty stupid, let them be feminine it literally does not affect you. Also yeah, from what I've seen America is pretty bad for a 1st world country but compared to countries like iran it seems great.


[deleted]

OK I don’t know about that. America may be shit right now and I may not be able to live in certain places because of my identity but I would definitely wanna live here especially the state I’m in it’s absolutely safe to be who I am


bigdummydumdumdum

I agree. America is definitely better than those countries where you would be at risk for just existing, but I feel like it's not that great compared to other developed countries in its league, those have free healthcare and way less gun violence.


[deleted]

But I guess I can’t complain about literal laws being made restricting my rights to medication in some states because at least I’m not getting my head chopped off bullshit


bigdummydumdumdum

No, you can complain. It's your birthright. Just because someone out there has it worse doesn't mean that you don't deserve better.


Unhappy_Box4803

Some 1st world countries are just much better than the US. Good you are in a safe state though!


[deleted]

Yeah, the northeast tends to lean left and thank fuck for that because I was born in the north east and I’m proud of you from here. Fuck the south there are a bunch of treacherous bitches, and if it wasn’t for the north, they wouldn’t even be able to complain about anything in this country because they wouldn’t be a part of it.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with Satan?


nicolauoconfessor

Repent.


[deleted]

No


nicolauoconfessor

Yes.


[deleted]

I’m good bro


nicolauoconfessor

Clearly not.


[deleted]

Oh I see you’re one of those pro-life religious cocksuckers. I already know where this is going.


nicolauoconfessor

Yes, I value human life, a very radical position indeed. And you are an actual satanist, a slave to sin. I know you probably don’t realise or care about this, but you are a child of God, and have dignity. Stop abusing yourself.


[deleted]

God is not real a fetus is not a child, and I am not a slave to sin


[deleted]

The only one who is a slave here is you you worship a imaginary figure and listen to people who promise you so much shit, but don’t deliver. bad for actual Christian, who have their image ruined by people like you


[deleted]

A fellow Christian I see, o7


[deleted]

?


Tight_Relative_6855

Shut the fuck up lmao


knseeker

Stay away ! Demon !


Lead103

so u mean a good thing? right ur son can live his life as he wishes .... like good


Bitter-Inflation5843

FREEDOM BABY YEEEEEEHAAAA!


Sauleline

me when i escape a dangerous place to make life better for me and my son and he uses his newfound freedom to express himself


[deleted]

Yeah but it looks like the dad imagined the freedom differently


AndresH_CZ

Degeneration:


Pennyisdead88

Now that's a father πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›


Adventurous_Ad_8807

The dad when his son gained freedom then start using it: 😯


FocusBackground939

You read it the wrong way


AverageFruity326

W dad and W son


No-Tear-9551

Poor dad πŸ˜”


Over_Age_8061

Bruh. Safe the dad is secretly cool with it lmao


Piano_Fuckerer

You sound like those yt shorts sigma kids


JustSomeBoykisser

Why so?


[deleted]

A true hero


Bradgamer6

God, I wish that was me


doomsta5667

That's just sad... poor father and poor kid.


bigdummydumdumdum

Poor them for having to escape a war just to be able to freely express themselves. I'm glad they're in a better place now.


Lethargo-Man

Well he is cute :)


Blahaj_real

W son


AndroidDoctorr

Cool, you fought for freedom. Good job!


swipichone

Cute outfit


Minute-Pangolin-5788

At least your child isn't hanging from a crane.


TangibleCBT

I wish I could kiss boysπŸ˜” I have to pay rent tho


Responsible-Rest-404

Osama warned us


bigdummydumdumdum

Redditors try not to advocate for a terrorist just because a dude somewhere wore a dress challange:


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

W son πŸš¬πŸ—Ώ


PerrineWeatherWoman

That's actually really wholesome.


frozenchoco

This is so cute tho fr


Hyper_Wolf727

Turned out pretty well all things considered I see nothing wrong here


durbich

What's wrong?


bigdummydumdumdum

Nothing is. The dad is joking.


mtkveli

What war in Iran


[deleted]

Google is your friend. You got this.


Jackfruit-Party

Iran-iraq war. Though with how US was against Iran in that time and it was very expensive to get there, it's much more likely that he is talking bs. He was one of those gusanos who stole national wealth and escaped Iran before the war.


mtkveli

That's what threw me off because when people say "war in X" they usually mean the whole country is contested and not just a border war


Aeroncastle

Can you imagine the sons happyness? dude is living his best life


Still-Pattern-6384

Just be thankful your son is not in the trenches, or dead that is


Meatier_Meteor

Oh no, where is he, so I can avoid him, obviously πŸ˜‰


That-One-Courier

this is kinda wholesome, but these comments man wtf πŸ’€


hazzelgamer774922

time to send him back


No_Raccoon2746

Hard times create strong men Strong men creat good times Good times create weak men Weak men creat hard times... That's the cycle.


ItABoye

Weak men make me hard :)


ilikenovels

πŸ‘


Piano_Fuckerer

Weak mean creates hard cock 😎😎 sigmuhhh


Ausraptor12

Ignorant men create hateful men, hateful men create ignorant men


AndresH_CZ

This is the part where someone posts a roman empire related meme


longfrog246

Damn I guess the peak Roman Empire was actually weak then if you consider this as a weakness


IonutRO

Ah yes, fascist propaganda.


KidChiko

Dad's just jealous. He wishes he was a cute cat femboi kissing other cute boys


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Decent_Gradient

Repost


[deleted]

What a terrific dad, he escaped the hellhole of Iran, so his son can his true self W dad