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[deleted]

Maybe being sent to Brazil isn't a bad thing


Senor_Satan

Wait till the nuclear winter hits you


kidnamedsquidfart

The hot temperatures there will cancel out šŸ‘


Senor_Satan

Patrolling Brazil almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


JoseJalapenoOnStick

Thank god nuclear winter canceled out global warming


Swimming-Yam-1155

Genius we just gotta nuke the earth to fix it


we_is_sheeps

As long as you drop an ice cube in the ocean every now and then it should be fine


Clean_Internet

Thatā€™s not true! Itā€™s more like an ice tray


Runtsymunts

Come to Australia, same vibe but with less Brazil


TheWiseAutisticOne

But with creatures of nightmare now mutating into horrors beyond our imagination


Best_Air_4138

Have you been to Brazil? Theyā€™ve got their own fair share of freaky creatures!


FederalBeyond1122

Yeah, like the boner spider and the ā€œpoop in your woundsā€ bug


TheWiseAutisticOne

But compared to Australia though I think Australia is worse they have murder hornets and murder hornets #2


Runtsymunts

Real talk. Australian creatures have a simple fuck around and find out vibe. If you don't fuck around, you won't find out. Basically just look don't touch.


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chicolian0

Lol, we are called citizens.


_Ducking_Autocorrect

If one were to go to Australia, what would be a good location to start off with a life? Best place for work, friendly folks, etc?


Runtsymunts

Probably somewhere NSW. Maybe avoid Sydney. QLD is good if you don't mind getting sauteed by the sun on a regular basis. Everywhere else in Australia is death.


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eeetul

šŸ‘


ghostmetalblack

They'll be inside playing GTA6, just like you would in regular winter.


Voidborn27

Reminds me of Metro Exodus.


manaha81

Yeah Iā€™d rather just die in the blast


Y-ella

Nuclear winter is a well intended myth.


Environmental-Pear40

The southern hemisphere will probably survive the brunt of it. Since the tropic of Cancer jet stream. The area at the equator where the northern and southern air masses mix and cause a lot of turbulence. Models suggest it will keep most of the radiation up north. However Australia at least in recent times has become more of a target of interest. So there's most likely going to be some radiation to worry about coming across the Pacific. It's debatable about how bad nuclear winter would be and it depends on what type of nukes are used. Most of the nukes nowadays are going to be airbursts. So, they won't shoot as much debris into the upper atmosphere as previous models. You would probably survive in Brazil but economically the world's going to crash and society will most likely become temporarily unsustainable. If salted nukes are used in mass though all bets are off. That shit will get everywhere, eventually. And there are no models on if humans specifically could adjust to that level of radiation. Basically just become the new background radiation level and life will adjust for sure over time. With current yield nukes if they don't use airburst and actually do hit ground level The amount of debris that will be thrown up into the upper atmosphere will cause a much longer nuclear winter than previous models ever suggested. Probably, anywhere from 100 to a thousand years. Essentially the end of the interglacial period. Probably not a snowball earth but the atmosphere will be too dark to support most forms of plant life. Fortunately targeting ground level with a nuclear device in major cities limits the localized destruction immensely.


juliusxyk

I think thats a fate worse than nuclear holocaust


abusementparkk

I prefer to live in a nuclear wasteland rather than live in South America


Desperate-Dare5329

Oh thats just the release date fireworks, canā€™t wait.


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hentaiaddict69_420

They will release another NTR hentai instead of overflow s2


Dysto_

I don't even know what that one is, but I'd trust this guy. His username indicates he knows what he's talking about


Edgenabik

We are in the midst of the expert, bow before them!


HayatoGuarana

NTR is basically cheating stuff. Wouldn't recommend


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SealingTheDeal69420

>They will release another NTR hentai instead What's it called, when is it releasing, when where can I watch it


5t3v321

I could tell you, but some people need to learn the power of āœØgoogleāœØ themself


TheWiseAutisticOne

Bro literally said it overflow


SealingTheDeal69420

He said "will release another ntr show instead of overflow", without giving a name, genius


iSellNuds4RedditGold

We nuked them once and we got anime, I wouldn't risk it and create something even worse.


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Street_Cockroach_933

Maybe its like last time they got nuked twice= anime so lets try nuking them just once or maybe thrice


forfeckssssake

just read the manga


Dysto_

How wholesome, even world leaders are celebrating it with fireworks šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


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Rough-Jackfruit2428

Wanted GTA6 Got Fallout 5


Senor_Satan

Fallout AR. 4 times bigger radiation burns, 16 times the immersion.


average-arsonist

it just works


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

We got GTA 6 already. If you want crazy people doing crime and meth while surrounded by gators and palm trees, try Tallahassee.


GuccMaster

Fuck I wish that was me


Kinscar

Soon, my friend, soon


Sirpewpewthelast

Not soon enough šŸ˜”


Street_Cockroach_933

Get yourself one of those atom research playsets that came with uranium


Toddym8

So us Aussies just get ignored? *rages in vegemite*


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AiryGr8

You guys have emus and scorpions to deal with


diobreads

nah , they would still be playing gta 6 in their bunkers.


Cooperdyl

Damn bois Australia survived send some of that shit our way next time šŸš€šŸ’£


Elethia20

Man seeing all these types of memes really has developed severe paranoia for me. Maybe it's time to delete reddit


Chrisjfhelep

My man discovered what the world feeled in the 80's. I understand your fear, it is natural, after all a nuclear war is something that nobody wants.


SeabeeSeth3945

Its mostly kids who dont actually understand geopolitics beyond what they see in the news.


[deleted]

If it does happen you won't have to worry about it for very long, and there is nothing you can do about it anyway. If you are in a country that is strategically irrelevant, good luck.


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SucoDeMaracujah

Mutual destruction assured its the game


dankboi2102

At this point it is just reasonable fear


Elethia20

Not helping there bud, but hey thanks I guess


Electronic_Menu_6734

Got to love ddos attacks.


Ihaterice2723

Wtf happening in the balkans


Snoo98362

Serbia trolled


ConsciousConcoction

Apocalypse


BionicDegu

Nothing. They just like that


ADogFromSomeWhere

bruh italy is destroyed from the start


VteChateaubriand

And why did nukes attack Montana first šŸ˜­


OddNovel565

not before half life 3


Hot_Collar_8910

Gg bois. I mean we had a couple of good decades don't you think?


Quick_Swing

Itā€™s a quick and predictable game.


Smalandsk_katt

Defcon


Triskalaire

France strangely escape this for some reason


[deleted]

Being French is worse than being nuked.


Triskalaire

Protesting about being forgotten probably


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Kohimaru32

Yesterday they only have shovels and ww2 tanks and now they can fire nuke from space? Loving every propaganda.


FallNegative2446

Ww2 tanks?


ConsciousConcoction

Russia actually has more nukes than all of NATO together


CinderMayom

But how many of them are properly maintained, and how many are supposed to be but suddenly that money ended up buying a yacht in St Tropez


ConsciousConcoction

Who knows? It is kind of a fact that when Biden said "Putin is now completely isolated from the world", the man just went to organize meetings with Asian and African country leaders. For all we know, America maintains their nukes just as poorly, and is using propaganda to trick people šŸ’€


ProsfesniolDyslexic

I thought that was against internal law to have wmd in space?


HomersAnalglands

Sure grandpa, dont forget to take your meds


SHUHSdemon

Let's go fallout irl!!


1singleduck

"Shall we play a game?"


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_Sachem_

"How about a little play of chess?"


swi6ie

No more Pixar movies Aww man šŸ„ŗ


youre-kinda-terrible

Damn what did Utah do?


novajhv

Kinda seems like it just solved a lot of the world's problems


ProsfesniolDyslexic

Wait until weather patterns change and that radioactive love gets spread around


ThiccOryx97

I was hoping for one country to send a single missile to a random african country as a fk you in particular


slimetakes

Mfs saying "I'm glad ____ is safe", there is no safezone. The fallout will leave no one standing, garuntee.


Peggedbyapirate

It's adorable that people expect that many russian nukes to actually take off.


Anagnikos

Nice! No missile lands in my country! You think the Steam servers will still be up without the USA? If so it seems like a win-win situation...


[deleted]

You are going to have much bigger problems lmao. If anything the ones in the blast will be the lucky ones. If you're not pissing blood from radiation poisoning, you will get to play Call of Duty in real life though if that makes you feel better.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

I don't care. I am safe..


Winnis1

Yippee, I survived, shame gta 6 will cost 5000 rand probably


Whotakesmename

YES! america is finally NUKED who cares about the rest of the world


ConsciousConcoction

LES GOO NO MORE AMERICUNTS


Smart-Cash2525

Russia ain't looking too good


ConsciousConcoction

Neither is the rest of the world


Smart-Cash2525

Yes. Only the lucky will be blown away. The unlucky will suffer a radioactive poisonous death


ConsciousConcoction

Hehe get rekt America


Smart-Cash2525

We will die with honor. By sending nukes to everyone.


VolenteDuFer

How tf does China not get nuked?


[deleted]

Why would China join in the destruction, when its three main rivals destroy each other? After the dust settles, they would be the sole superpower of a world of ashes.


diktitty

Sad to see the world embracing what I've been getting more and more scared of the last few years. At this point I'm not scared of the inevitable. I'm scared of trying to support and care for the people I love. May we all figure out our differences. May world leaders take their big fucking heads out their asses. May we see gta6


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Illustrious-Rub-1804

The stink your country created repelled the rocket


eliavhaganav

My goal is a gf before GTA 6 but let's hope I even live to see GTA 6


zex1011

South America win


ihatethisweb

Yay fireworks for gta 6 !!!!!


Superstarteen

?


Ziondizl

Meanwhile in Australia, fuck this download is taking for ages, sips a beer, hmm the sky is kinda yellowish today.


Icediamondshark

I would be pretty MAD


Nesto2406

Fireworks, right?


FlexViper

I guess we be playing actual gta then. Let's just hope no rich kid bring in an oppressor mk2 and orbital canon into the war


serious153

The ones fired from faroe islands are awesome


TheGaz

Wait so London gets obliterated, but Faslane in Scotland *where they keep the nukes* doesn't get targeted, gets off scot-free. Pun fully intended.


ALL2HUMAN_69

So sad that is the ā€œleadersā€ that are going to make that happen.


Lightwave33

We're all a little MAD down here


CapPuzzled390

New cod on the way


a55_Goblin420

We got the apocalypse before GTA6


aeiouaioua

on the bright side, they didn't hit my city!


KrAzY_TsEnG

Sweet release


TheWiseAutisticOne

On the bright side Africa and south America are spared\s


afanoftrees

Look at South America and Africa just waiting for their time to shine


Isgonesomewhere

Why play? You can LIVE IT


Lt_Lepus

Southern hemisphere just chilling


ifuck1ngh8Ads931

Song?


HappylilBonsaiTree

Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (but slightly slowed I think)


ThisguyOP

Absolutely fire song


Fasc1nat3

The world must really hate Montana


Steelvombor

Jokes aside, what's the chance of 2 of those meeting in the air?


roaringbasher66

I will fucking hunt down the Gta 6 pre-release copy like the platinum chip


leeeeebeeeee

Iceland launching nukes first no fucks given šŸ˜‚


Gaurinn89

No it's the Faroe Islands


leeeeebeeeee

Thanks for that man. As someone who was born in England, Iā€™m amazed that I didnā€™t know those islands existed. Wtf.


The_Darkin_Salad

My biggest worry when it comes to war is that it stops me from getting the final updates for my favorite game


31cekenhabesmaymunu

They are celebrating!


QejfromRotMG

No Elder Scrolls 6, big sad


chevalmuffin2

"silencieux et invisible, je porte la mort" Wait wdym nobody fired at us ?


RORO3708

Fallout 5 šŸ”„šŸ”„


Oswaldgilbertson

GTA 6 wasnā€™t supposed to be a canon event


ReptilianDogGuy

Who gave sealand nukes bruh


Culejean

France not hit its a w


CinderMayom

French people are their own worst enemies, no need for external intervention


brainharmer

let's hope the vault-tec rep arrives soon.


KraniumKBR

So South Americans and people in Africa are safe? Great, the servers will have almost no assholes, just the people in Argentina maybe...


Fat-nibba-launcher

Fallout 76 AR


sheikh_ul_shaitaan

Pakistan and India be chilling


poopfart222222

Thatā€™s assuming they arenā€™t stopping to play it aswell


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

Itā€™s fireworks! Theyā€™re celebrating!


Erizo69

imo nukes will never be used in a war ever again.


terminasitor24

Did England survive?


Lost-Ad-9935

God I wish


Environmental-Pear40

I mean, I can be impatient for both. They're not mutually exclusive. I already have a lawn chair and a gaming computer, I'm set regardless.


[deleted]

Scorched Earth will be our virtual dystopia, it'll be GTA with fallout meeting madmax


Ghost2137

Hopefully


CephalonPhathom

Cool, so South America or steal a boat and go out deep into the seas


WaveLaVague

I knew my parents should've stayed in afri... oh yeah, something happened


I_need_memes_please

That would be so lame tbh.


DowwnWardSpiral

GTA VII: Old Vegas.


Kommander-in-Keef

Now that. That would be the cruelest of jokes


[deleted]

How the fuck am i the only person that wants to be bombed, sad thing is other fucking countries donā€™t think australia fucking deserves it


kraker1000

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god


dinoman1214

Sucks for you Iā€™m fine


SultanZ_CS

Fr those idiots gonna fuck us up before VI is out


Yarorik

I'm more looking forward to elder scrolls 6