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Dogmations_

“not someone who is heavy” gotta be my favorite line


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Username checks out


KirbyPoyo4097

sad sanvich eater noises


NieMonD

What does “someone heavy” mean


stratosauce

In this case “heavy” means “really”, so he’s saying he really wants to fuck with someone


im_done_now5747

That's possibly the worst slang term I've ever heard.


ZombieStomp

Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


mineramic

That was different, that meant something with heavy implications


ZombieStomp

Yeah true, I was just reminded of that quote.


-_Boy

To be fair, that’s how the slang is also used


CreedOfIron

"Blud" is up there for me.


im_done_now5747

Atleast it sounds like a made up word and isn't a word that looks the same, sounds the same but means a completely different thing.


Kablooie44

Blud is just bro in UK and carribean slang.


CreedOfIron

They already have "bruv" though.


potate12323

We have or had bro, homie, home slice, dawg, etc. It changes.


CreedOfIron

Those make way more sense to me than "blud".


potate12323

Different strokes for different folks


Lord_Peura

"Different blokes" you mean?


btrappoXVI

Tbh me and friends are from the uk and we only use it when we’re annoyed by something like a game or something for example “pass me the fucking gun blud” but it’s mostly bro instead


Kablooie44

Yeah both have been used interchangeably for a long time. It's only recently I've seen non Europeans using it online. It doesn't look right when an American says it.


at-a-loss-

It makes sense, it’s like “I heavily wanna fw someone”


im_done_now5747

My dumbass is getting down voted, can someone explain where tf I went wrong?


nattinthehat

Do a Gemini search for "18th century British monarchs" and the answer will be revealed to you.


im_done_now5747

That's just George. 3 fuckin times too, how'd he keep getting revived?


im_done_now5747

That's because in that situation its an adverb, not an adjective. Besides, I dont want to have to learn a whole new sentence structure just because some rando didn't pass 6th grade.


kelkokelko

It's the same as saying "I want to fw someone somethin awful". It makes no sense if you use standard English grammar, but standard English isn't the only valid set of grammar rules. 


im_done_now5747

Then what set of grammar rules are they using?


kelkokelko

I'm not sure, they may be slang or regional and not currently well documented. Doesn't mean they're wrong, just not standard


im_done_now5747

They might not be wrong but if you use a different set of grammar your gonna have a hard time communicating with others, which becomes an issue because that's literally the entire point of language.


SilentStrikerTH

Side note, just the other day I realized where "finna" came from. For a while I thought it was stupid and made no sense, but I realized it was a contraction of "fixing to". We don't really say that phrase where I'm from so it never occurred to me.


Shogun_Empyrean

Always assumed it was a speed related typo, because g-o from gonna are right next to f-i from finna


OdotZcov

It's been around for yearss


im_done_now5747

So has "Gyatt" and "rizz"


BallisticThundr

Not really slang. It's not uncommon to say "I heavily want to _____"


kupillas-3-

Gyatt?


im_done_now5747

Yeah but that's literally never used unironically, and if someone does say it unironically they should be burned at the stake.


Unique_Name_2

I mean, this is a dumbass context to use it but it works in some context. Its essentially the same as "a ton"


slashth456

Ohh


Global-Door-507

thanks, Obama


BionicDegu

Amazing flair and pfp combo


[deleted]

Shouldn't it be "heavily" ?


HungryHungryHobbes

Also fucking with someone is very different from fucking someone. So what he is saying is that he really wants to annoy and possibly torture someone.


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HungryHungryHobbes

I guess I'm just old lol.


PossessionOk1862

why would you want to torture a song


SpaceBug173

Just to make everything absolutely clear, the "fuck with someone" used here doesn't mean "annoying someone" but instead means sex.


KwonnieKash

Still doesn't make sense to me. Such an odd thing to say.


ShamanKironer

He means heavy weapons guy from hit video game team fortress 2,who's name is often shortened to just heavy. Hope this helps.


frozencock

nah what the dude is trying to say is he wants to fuck with someone fr like on a deep level


omnimacc

It's just another term for hellacious use. The sentence really means " I want to date someone on a serious level. For real for real."


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Mikhail


yoimagoat

Nah it’s like I like to hang out with you a lot not trying to fuck you


ethan_iron

If you say you "fuck with someone heavy" that basically means you think they're really cool.


WoofflesIThink

Obviously referring to TF2


knuckle_sandwiches

Slaking ass pose


liamkohwil

Slugma pokeballs


LolzLnwza007555

Rookideeznuts


Konodera_

Swalotdeeznuts


Pleasant_Stress6485

Fire


fippinvn007

He wants to fuck tf2 Heavy


Dearhpacito

Who doesn't?


DocDocGoose_23

*Tick Tock by Joji intensifies*


NickFieldson31

😨


trappedinabasemant

Is this the girls version of "the worst she can say is no"


Minecraft_Boy376

Tf you mean adolf_tittler69?


WisherWisp

No fatties for old Adolf. You know, maybe we're not so different after all.


[deleted]

Apart from the KD, yes


InsertValidUserHere

How is her bitmoji obese 😭


WalkerOfLife

Don't worry brotha find a muscular 6'4" black guy for urself. And if ur on a dating site u will find tons of them.


theshadowknows_86

Sensational


MVK005

Is that the tf2 critical hit font?


AbsorbentShark3

Lol


celephais228

Finna


EvilKnivel69

What about „heavily“?


Den_dar_Alex

seems beggars can be choosers


AirOfLifeLol

The man has standards.


myfingeriscold

Would


theshadowknows_86

Not


EnterReactions

'nt


Xoitlajeno

😭


Beatrix-B

It's so unhinged, this has brought me to tears of whatever emotion I just felt from reading this


Chrono105

What the fuck does heavy mean in this context then?


Annorachh

Since when did this hellhole that's fucking snapchat start appearing on this sub?


The_Imoogi

That's just a guy being an asshole


AWESOME4Life44

He's certainly being a tad impolite


Author_D

But if I made fun of his what I can only assume is a tiny dick, this sub loses their goddamn minds.


[deleted]

Gigi is that you?


Neanderthal86_

Fat girl snatch is inherently tight, just saying


Szernet

Yeah cuz no one’s been in there


NickFieldson31

This is the best reply ever


FloorGang-R2

Damn 💀


Neanderthal86_

Oh you sweet summer child


Sheshush

Not even remotely worth it.


[deleted]

And usually smells like fish


Neanderthal86_

I assure you that's a hygiene issue, not weight related


[deleted]

My anecdotal evidence says otherwise. The bigger a girl is, the more likely they smell bad down there lol


[deleted]

Hard to wipe when you can’t reach.


SERV05

Not to mention *T H E F O L D S*


karikjartansson

Eh, weighing more indicates less hygiene because it corrolates to taking worse care of your body. Not saying it’s like that 100% of the time but it’s often like that. Also you sweat easier


Ant_Diamond64

Bro is speaking BTTF


MrDeadMeme

Bro how is your Bitmoji this ugly😭 at least she honest tho


Sea_Art3391

What the hell does he mean by "fucking someone heavy"?


CrazyStuntsMan

Snapchat is the worst thing to ever exist