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I just love a cup of fucking mud in the morning.

The monsters inc coffee

If you like mud, you'll love the motor oil coffee I make at work. 1 1/2 cups of Folgers per 8 cup pot. Shit is a great wake up

you ever drank hyphy mud? it’s a cup of coke/pepsi with 3 spoonfuls of instant coffee.

I’ve heard that some prisoners use this recipe or close to it as a pre workout

I just love fucking a cup of mud in the morning.

Fella gonna die of heart attack

Either he will never sleep or will sleep forever

The cure for insomnia

“Either I fucking die or become superhuman”

Wrong question: "How does the instant-coffee taste?" Correct question: "How's the instant-diarrhea?"

Answer: Ever see a T-90 get hit with a Javelin? Its. . . EXPLOSIVE. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Sunglasses*

Schrödinger’s Nap

Speaking from experience, caffeine overdose isn't fun. It feels like your heart and head are gonna explode and you've donated both kidneys. On the upside, I was able to finish the project.

I'll stick to coke and Adderall, thanks.

Add a few energy drinks to that and you'll be set.

I'd never consume such a vile concoction. They have high fructose corn syrup!

Depends on which country you buy them in. US use hight fructose corn syrup in Coca Cola. Europe use sugar (sucrose).

Did you know you can by concentrated caffeine on amazon? No sugar, no flavorings, just water and caffeine. Now if this was a small amount it wouldn't be that impressive, however you can buy a gallon of it.

Coke Coke? or Coke?

Buger sugar. Blow. Bump. C or Big C. Coke. Crack. Dust. Flake. Line. Nose Candy. Pearl. Rail. Snow. Sneeze. Sniff. Toot. White Rock. Cocaine. (I don't know which of yours meant which, is coke coke the soda or the drug?)

I'll stick to Acetone and Isopropyl alcohol, thanks.

WTF bro🙂

aint gon lie, probs safer only takes like 400mg of caffeine to OD for the average person unless you built a tolerance like gym goers

I did some rough calculations based on how many servings that jar has, 3800mg of caffeine in that thing. It was hard to find an exact number that you could OD on caffeine, but some have died from as little as 500mg to 1000mg. Safe to say almost 4000mg would probably be lethal for most people.

I mean, for extra fun you can pour monster in instead of water

Kidney failure

Bro made a stamina potion

I make mine like this every morning

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bad bot

Bro made overloads

This is a super overload, all (4) should last him his whole nmz grind

Just don’t drink it under 50 hp

Side effect 30:00 minutes of nausea

His potions are too strong for us travelers

More like a Witcher decoction.

Heath attack potion

i am sure he got the runs after this

In some point... If you are dead your stamina will never end.

first sip feels like heaven, second sip takes you there

*hell

Jokes in you, I'm already in France

Me too

No way c'est un français en fait

🤯 /j

Eww

Omw to murder your family

💀

“It tastes like burning!” -Ralph Wiggum

[удалено]

Got them hot snakes going hard.

Just watching the video made me shit my pants.

"How do you like your coffee?" "Thick."

I like my coffee like I like my women

With cum?

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Creamed! Have some class, please!

Black?

Ground up and in the feezer

_chewable_

Weakest brazillian morning coffee

It’s missing a jar of sugar

My mom always talked about my grandpa’s amazing coffee. When I was 11 I was in Brazil, I tried it and really liked it. When I saw him make it, he would just pour the jar of sugar like he was making a batch in a factory. He also added some other shit like salt. No wonder most of my mom’s family got diabetes and kidney stones at 40.

Salt in coffee is actually pretty nice.

For some reason, I don't think the salt is the main issue.

This is how I'd like to go

Caffeine overdose speedrun.

Bro invented crack, again.

tf you mean "again"

Cuz crack already exists?

ah my bad, though you mean that this wasn't the first time he made a potion

You can smell colors after you drink this

It actually kind of looks good after he pours it in the mug

Yeah man, poison looks good.

Nah it’s because it just looks like very brown coffee

I genuinely don't think you would die from that. I'm sure someone can do the math.

I was trying to prove you wrong and failed. Nescafé has 70mg caffeine per 2g serve. This jar is 3.5oz, or 98g, 49 servings. 49 x 70mg is 3.43g Lethal dose is apparently up to 10g. But this amount would still make you very very sick and in hospital.

People have died from less. It's about tolerance and any preexisting conditions.

So you’re saying I’d be good cause Im built different?

Well we're all built different. But yeah, maybe.

I can do meth😎

Yeah you’re intelligent I swear

With the power of editing he replaced the barn mud into a double espresso shot

I think all of the grounds floated to the bottom in the container

I dont think so From experience i know nescafe is the shittiest type of coffee (all instant coffee brands), and it wouldnt make a desirable looking cup

There are no grounds there, it's just freeze-dried coffee extract. It should dissolve in water completely.

it would have tasted so bitter

That's very true. Still looks kind of good though 😮

Looks like this jar is the 10.5 Oz, which has 150 servings. Nescafe state that a serving can contain up to 40mg of caffeine. 150 x 40mg = 6000mg/ 6g. Anything over 400mg/ day caffeine can cause side effects. https://www.verywellhealth.com/caffeine-overdose-5219790 - " Caffeine can be lethal, but fatalities from caffeine are extremely rare. A lethal dose of caffeine is about 5 to 10 grams (5,000 to 10,000 mg) or 150 to 200 mg per kilogram of body weight. 9 " If the guy had drunk that whole jar in one go, it could have been lethal.

Homie made our worst nightmare: Instant Diarrhea Potion

Severus Snape isn’t too happy that the formula has been leaked to muggles.

Lmao

Nestle arrrrr, this shit really belongs here.

Brain implotion energy 10 thousand gramms of pure caffeine because you can't overthink when your heart stoops

the double o makes this even funnier omg

In song she pronounces o in stops longer so yeah

Ok, how about the same, but with cocaine instead of coffee

This stuff is great. However, after 5 miles on the highway, I realized that I had left my car at home.

When the exam is tomorrow and you haven't studied.

One cup of this and he will be able to see quantum fluctuations

You have been afflicted with [Insomnia] debuff. It is permanent and cannot be removed.

Potion Effects include, but are not limited to: 1. Restlessness VI 2. Focus V 3. ADHD III 4. Heart Failure II 5. Muscle Tremors 6. Anxiety IV 7. Sleeplessness VI

Weakest turkish coffee

Dude is about to see into the future

My heart sank when I saw the water pour straight into the jar.

I did something similar and managed to down half a glass of it. I drank it at 7pm and was not able to sleep for an entire night.

Am I the only one that coffee has the exact opposite effect on?

No, not at all. Do you have ADHD? I do. A cup of coffee will make me need a nap

This shitpost makes me wanna shit after my morning coffee.

Is it possible to OD on coffee by doing this?

it’s possible to OD on caffeine this way, but i guess it’s more achievable with pre-workout than coffee, know a dude who had a seizure due to it and he did pretty much the same but with preworkout and energy drink instead of water and instant coffee

Black tar heroin is healthier than this

AKA half a Panera lemonade.

Blud out there creating the speed v jump v water breath v and poison xx potion

As someone who has post nasal drip, I gagged just by watching this

The first sip tastes like heaven the second sip takes you there

If you like this crap, Come on down to Canada And buy Tim hortons!

Beethoven behaviour

That’s that fent coffee

F*ck using Nescafé for this, use maconna

In the army I didn't add water, I'd wake up around 5 and just chew a couple spoonfuls of instant coffee.

Mmmm... The taste of death... For me this is only reason to wake up

"Uulghh-"

That's a great way to die of a caffeine overdose.

Either way, you’ll never sleep again

Stop sharing this trash content

instant coffee is not real coffee, also its disgusting.

Fresh from the cow.

Time slows down.

mmmm caffeine overdose

Is this a tip like the one that says you can charge your phone's battery in 10 seconds by putting it into a microwave on full power?

Bros gonna see the speed of sound

godot would be proud

Nothing like a good mug of tar in the morning to kick in!

Thats instant coffee, weakling

As someone who works night shifts, this is what I need to stay awake for more than 6 hours on my days off.

His heart is going faster than a formula 1 car

One sip is enough to keep you awake for the next ten years

Canned heart attack

1 Sip it's enough to get you to hospital

You'll need to use real coffee to start with...

I love coffee but fck it I don't want to try this!

*ONE SIP IS ALL IT TAKES*

This is how Australian children drink Milo.

>if you don't sleep at night this is exactly what you need bitch, this would be the reason i don't sleep at night.

I’m actually very curious what would happen if someone even takes a sip

🎵🎵one sip is all it takes..

Nestle..

Freddy Krueger has entered the chat

Bro can see sounds now

Someone cross post this to /theydidthemath please

That dude should visit Vietnam.

Dis you mean super giddy ?

My bowels gave up on me just by watching this

SUPER SONIC STYLE!

bet that tastes like gasoline

Anal evacuation

that's the coffe brand i drink, and i can assure you, it tastes exacly like that if you put more than 4 tea spoons of it

Was hoping for his hand to be shaking when he put the cup back lol

When your alchemy is level 1 and try to make a stamina potion but it fails

You forgot the step where you pour it in your ass

Mmmm constipation

This is called “Expresso”. Express espresso.

Liquid heart attack

That gunball scene

1 sip to get you straight to shart yourself

Nah black coffee evolved to Africa coffe

This is gonna taste horrible! Instant coffee sucks!

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Blud gonna get kicked in da heart.

That’s my reaction to instant coffee even when made “correctly”

tf bro probably dead after drinking that 😭😭🙏

It must taste like black death

Espresso in a jar

Tastes like *super saiyan roar*

At that point why bother with the water? Just grind finer and snort it.

Heart attack in a cup wtf.

The only thing fresh about me is the green apple splatters in my denim jorts

Eyeing it, it seems about 24floz of grounds. The average coffee grounds' density is ~0.32g/cm^3 and I rounded to 709.77cm^3 or 227.13 grams. Coffee grounds have anywhere from 3.59 to 8.09 milligrams per gram, so anywhere from .0036-.0081 grams. Anywhere from .82 grams or 820mg to 1.84g or 1,840mg. For reference, the consumption for adults at most is 400mg. 1000mg or a gram is known to give jittery exhibitions, and up to 1,200 can potentially give seizures. So the comments saying "never sleep again or sleep forever" holds truth for the latter.

He’s gonna have a nice shit

"If you don't sleep at night, this is exactly what you need" Great, so I didn't sleep last night and now I won't sleep tonight either.