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AsneakyReptilian

It's gotta be Facebook


Ketashrooms4life

Facebook is straight 'u nutted but she keeps suckin' territory


AIgavemethisusername

With one leg uncontrollably shaking.


6T_K9

Both


Brendawgy_420

All three


_BuckToothedCobra_

When you nut, but she keeps slobbin the diddly - Ned Flanders


PracticalActuary4240

When you P but she still on your Diddy


too_sharp

Vinegar Strokes


Taymac070

Facebook is losing feeling in half their body and they can smell toast


Other-Cat-1020

Post nut seizure


Amathril

Post-stroke stroke


OddNovel565

Nut paralysis


The_Nogla

nut paralysis demon?! 😳


uckerT

Bro was gettin zucced so hard u could read his face like👍 a book But then she linkedin the creamy white Mark on her lip and said "whatsapp with the taste" Bro told her "if I tell you on live we'll get instabanned" Pretty meta huh I've run out of Zuckerberg puns


Glum_Comedian7786

I want to kill myself


_BuckToothedCobra_

Wat??


Santrixyboio

his eyes are drifting apart 💀


tHotoe64

Dawg is absolutely zonked


kryotheory

Yea man she gave him those gas station weed eyes


Bioth28

Bros getting the soul succed out of him


UnknownTaco5492

zucked


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xctf04

No fucking way i astrale projected my thoughts into the comment section. In my head i looked through them and Said to myself, It's GOTTA be facebook


QuiteLikelyRetarded

Apple is trying to make a hotguy fuckguy face Google is a drunk guy in a children's show Twitter, Microsoft, WhatsApp and joypixels are having a stroke I have no fucking clue what's up with Samsung It's Facebook


ekeysomkew

Facebook just screams “jizzin’ out ma dick”


disappointing-always

‘At the Facebook, straight up jerkin’ it. And by it, well, let’s just say me peanits’


The_Nude_Mocracy

Samsung is getting his balls caved in by a Korean chick with a hammer


MBechzzz

Samsung is using teeth, but it's oddly enjoyable.


no0bmaster-669

Samsung is some sort of pokemon or something idk


novittuterve

Samsung really said \ / \ / \ / \ /


Ad1um

Samsung caught teeth


SamiraSimp

samsung is in a committed relationship and knows the head isn't that good but wants to act like they're getting their mindblown


imkidding

Everyone else looks concerned like she might be trying to slip a finger in when you didn't want it. Facebook is over here winning at life


Nicolasgonzo87

facebook looks more like it's getting a fucking lobotomy


BLANKTWGOK

Samsung got the worst head


Ketashrooms4life

Samsung got dem teeth


Fechnitian2873

Dem braces 🥵


PL4Y3R117

Everything reminds me of her


ihavetogonumber3

teabag a piranha tank


Mr_Minecrafter88

Boston Tea Party in the ICU 🎉


KillerSquirrel2007

Charlie Brown ahh face


Mo-Cance

Nah Twitter, dude just looks sad and embarrassed for her...


penissucker125

probably facebook


RonzulaGD

Facebook


7r4n6h0u1

This is one of the most important posts that I've read today


areyouoldgreg

I'll never be able to unsee this now


bigsnaak

Facebook for sure getting that sloppy gawk gawk 3000 💦💦😛💯💥😱😱😱💀


ISmileB4Death

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000


AdministrativeBar748

I'd fucking die happy


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Heavy-Presentation72

He is the real man oh my god. Can I get a signature? I love man


Video-Comfortable

LMFAOO THIS SHIT HAD ME HOLLERING AT WORK


PotooSexer

I can’t decide between WhatsApp and Facebook


1arp

facebook is about to nut, whatsapp is just after nut


PotooSexer

Apple is currently nutting


PranshuKhandal

Twitter is unable to nut


nebzulifar

Samsung is actually clueless💀


1arp

no samsung is drunk me going in for a kiss


nebzulifar

Lmfao


luna_creciente

It's gotta be facebook. WhatsApp looks like he's done with this shit.


Back4TallBois

Whatsapp got near ahegao vibes, you know how hard it is to make a man do that??


snekbat

Facebook, ez


Striking_Beat_5298

Facebook, ya know the head is good if it gives you an aneurism


Bellatrix-_-

Twitter is just confused if he is even getting anything


MisterGusto

WhatsApp is the only one who can't even keep his tongue in his mouth again, just saying.


toughtiggy101

It’s freaky


Back4TallBois

Some hentai shit right here. Whatsapp wins.


MetalFistTerrorist_

Facebook is in another reality


AsamiHirai

Without a doubt it's Joypixels. Holy shit, my guy is experiencing another dimension of head.


NuggetvonSilly

Nah hes just on drugs


Pokemonfannumber2

Facebook is getting head so good he got a stroke along with it


Fragmenta1

WhatsApp


MeepingMeep99

I want someone to make me look like Facebook


[deleted]

not apple, for sure


xFlumel_

Apples Emoji gettin head so good hes having a fucking stroke


SteveyCoupons

Facebook is getting that cordless Dyson Gluck Gluck 9000


UltraTata

Clearly facebook


Slickgohan47

Whatsapp


Cats7204

WhatsApp


JN3XUS

Facebook fr


Fullmoongrass

What’s that emoji supposed to actually signify? I’ve never known when to use it


TheGamerHat

I use it all the time. Whenever I write the wrong message to someone or I mess up information in a text. "Oops, soz 🥴" It usually makes the person laugh.


Elord69

🥴 dis one


Lo-fidelio

Between Whatsapp and Facebook, the head game they are getting is so strong, they literally having a stroke.


CartoonThinking

Facebook is getting the sloppiest top on the seven seas


Intelligent-Buyer399

Facebook is drunk and jizzing


TheDogeWasTaken

Facebook 100%


maerdyyth

Google and Microsoft renditions are soulless and faking it


Intr0vertebrate

WhatsApp or Facebook


alive_spud

apple getting teeth


Mst0bG

Facebook one is creepy af


RikOwsKy0O7

Look at his eyes,Facebook.


Heyloghandie1113

definitely facebook


putverygoodnamehere

Facebook


Culteredpman25

Facebook for sure


jeanma88

Best head? Apple. Best high? Facebook


Imaginary_friends893

Google


No_Application_1219

Mid


ReloadBeforeClass

Whatsapp looks stoned


Valuable-Will714

Facebook getting the best head


Jrlopez1027_

Forget best head, who’s getting the worst head?


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

Facebook is getting head from whatsapp


solarii_

facebook is getting head so good they;re getting an aneurysm


cupris_anax

Whatsapp. That dude became crosseyed vertically.


loboy14

twitter getting dat teethy head. the typa shi taylor swift be givin out


MegaBytesMe

What about the 3D Microsoft emoji (Windows 11 onwards)? 🥴


cursed-annoyance

Facebook He looks like hes having a stroke, thats gotta be the best one


FreakFlame

Facebook. Bro's losing control


_Cryonic_

Facebook lost all cognition, he's getting fucked senseless


Big_M_Memes

Nah facebook bro literally ascended


Professional-Newt354

Facebook is really ambatukam


DogShietBot

WhatsApp. Everything is mixed around. The eyebrows, eyes, pupils, mouth, etc. Even got the tongue out.


Harou1852

Facebook one is bouta blow🥴


Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Facebook is happy to be there, WhatsApp got hit in the head with a brick 10 times


UmberCraft

Definitely Facebook, They look like they're getting sucked silly.


youserneime

Damn the Facebook one looks like she kept sucking after you came


nesleeq89

If you can make one eye go up and the other go down, WhatsApp is where it’s at lol


H4dx

Twitter is just pretending to like it so they dont make the one sucking feel bad


Frosty_Odyssey

Yall sleeping on joypixels


Wonderful-Gold-953

Fb


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Facebook then WhatsApp


KillerSquirrel2007

Facebook and WhatsApp are probably doing each other


audislove10

Facebook is getting it from a cosplayer femboy who says shit like onii-sama.


C4tsurg3on

Google just looks drunk


_Mangoes

Facebook gonna loose some brain cells from that astronomically fabulous cockgobbler 9000


Kemalist_din_adami

Facebook is getting the sloppy floppy 3000 while the rest getting nothing but teeth


olliOnTwitch

Either WhatsApp or Facebook bc you know that shits crazy when your eyes start going seperate ways


QTEEP69

It's a competition between Facebook, whatsapp, and joypixel. Once your eyes start looking in different directions it's safe to say that head is making you see God.


sssnotty

Fb went to heaven and back


JoPro_5

Apple is acting


CanikoManiko1

Facebook getting that Gluck Gluck SuperSucc 9000 treatment 😭😭


Bibibob340

Microsoft everyday


MooseTopic

Facebook gon die by snu snu


LIL-MEX15

Facebook, look at him


Fantastic-Garden8525

The face book one so good it made his eyes go to different directions lol


RemarkableMention712

“MARK GIVE ME THE ZUCCC”


Enginehank

Facebook getting gucked out


RayGunJack

whatsapp out here goin absolutely silly geekin off that schlorpy


Mordanepic

Facebook bros eyes rolling in the back of his head


otac_leopard

yall sleeping on joypixels


7up_man69

Gonna key in that URL into Google


Correct-Basil-8397

Facebook for sure. Bro has transcended


NotaTechiesSpammer

She edge on my windows till my microsoft


chataou

Facebook getting his soul sucked out


nietmartijn11

me! My GF gifts the best head!


[deleted]

That schloppy toppy got Facebook looking different directions


Me_Diablo

Facebook getting nasty head ngl.


ZedstackZip05

Facebook definitely


NotYour_Cat

Tf is joypixels


SnooGrapes7647

Facebook for sure look at the biggie eye he got going on


cltq

Fb one be that nut that makes a single pinky toe curl


EnisuVI

Defo Facebook


AwesomeEevee133

Facebook is the clear answer. Eyes rolled back like that, they def still goin


FlyinCharles

Facebook is in another dimension


ConsciousScolopendra

Facebook don't even know what is happening or where they are right now, they got full factory reset head.


My-name-is-jef56

Facebook


klas72

Facebook got it so good he got Horner’s syndrom


JurassicCustoms

WhatsApp has actually gone cross-eyed from how good it is


Snare__

Tf is a joypixels


godoftheinternet12

Whatsapp getting it so good they lost fine motor functions


Iamnot_japanese3367

Facebook ain't in this world right now


Oneoftheofalltime

Facebooks head so good he’s seeing sounds and hearing colors


Yaboimaj

Whatsapp getging that extra sloppy gawk gawk hidden technique: 1000 blows


Bubbly_Raise_7367

Facebook fr


Palanki96

Facebook But i still have no idea what this emoji supposed to mean


sorryiateyoursocks

joypixels for sure


naveedkoval

What the shit is joypixels


Big_flipflop

Facebook no contest


Both-Conference1365

Facebook isn’t even in the same realm right now.


L4DDER_S0UP007

no way it's NOT facebook


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Gigabread420

Apple's closing an eye, smiling, and blushing. They got the best head


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mac2914

Vinegar strokes.


infinityeunique

Apple looks like its just tired of life


Exciting-Ratio-9254

Your mom


uncharted316340

Samsung updated theirs 🥴


Szairo

I said it before and I'll say it again: If you mirror the Microsoft one either way you get a pretty convincing :3 emoji.


Misaka_Undefined

WhatsApp cuter that most girl i think


Mikathou

What the heck is joypixels


ice-h2o

🥴


Basil-Dangerous

Google it's like gonna puke on it


rameshsid

What the fuck is Joy Pixels. I think it is getting better head


TripleDot69

🥴


Worth-Pickle

Apple got some teeth working


[deleted]

Rofl


youtubeads69

whatsapp aint getting head he just being goofy


Rocksquare69

Whats app or apple for sure! That guys face is literally falling off for fucks sake!


AugustTheDog

JoyPixels is stoned as shit


SituationWitty

Ohh Joypixels is gooonee


Abracadabrism

twitter is embarrassed that he can't get it hard


Albertkinng

Facebook yo…


Desperate-Public2548

Looks to be Facebook


New_Ad_9400

🥴 I think my Chinese phone has cooperated with Google


Low-Foundation-9492

🥴