Bro was gettin zucced so hard u could read his face like👍 a book
But then she linkedin the creamy white Mark on her lip and said "whatsapp with the taste"
Bro told her "if I tell you on live we'll get instabanned"
Pretty meta huh
I've run out of Zuckerberg puns
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Apple is trying to make a hotguy fuckguy face
Google is a drunk guy in a children's show
Twitter, Microsoft, WhatsApp and joypixels are having a stroke
I have no fucking clue what's up with Samsung
It's Facebook
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I use it all the time.
Whenever I write the wrong message to someone or I mess up information in a text.
"Oops, soz 🥴"
It usually makes the person laugh.
It's a competition between Facebook, whatsapp, and joypixel. Once your eyes start looking in different directions it's safe to say that head is making you see God.
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It's gotta be Facebook
Facebook is straight 'u nutted but she keeps suckin' territory
With one leg uncontrollably shaking.
Both
All three
When you nut, but she keeps slobbin the diddly - Ned Flanders
When you P but she still on your Diddy
Vinegar Strokes
Facebook is losing feeling in half their body and they can smell toast
Post nut seizure
Post-stroke stroke
Nut paralysis
nut paralysis demon?! 😳
Bro was gettin zucced so hard u could read his face like👍 a book But then she linkedin the creamy white Mark on her lip and said "whatsapp with the taste" Bro told her "if I tell you on live we'll get instabanned" Pretty meta huh I've run out of Zuckerberg puns
I want to kill myself
Wat??
his eyes are drifting apart 💀
Dawg is absolutely zonked
Yea man she gave him those gas station weed eyes
Bros getting the soul succed out of him
zucked
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No fucking way i astrale projected my thoughts into the comment section. In my head i looked through them and Said to myself, It's GOTTA be facebook
Apple is trying to make a hotguy fuckguy face Google is a drunk guy in a children's show Twitter, Microsoft, WhatsApp and joypixels are having a stroke I have no fucking clue what's up with Samsung It's Facebook
Facebook just screams “jizzin’ out ma dick”
‘At the Facebook, straight up jerkin’ it. And by it, well, let’s just say me peanits’
Samsung is getting his balls caved in by a Korean chick with a hammer
Samsung is using teeth, but it's oddly enjoyable.
Samsung is some sort of pokemon or something idk
Samsung really said \ / \ / \ / \ /
Samsung caught teeth
samsung is in a committed relationship and knows the head isn't that good but wants to act like they're getting their mindblown
Everyone else looks concerned like she might be trying to slip a finger in when you didn't want it. Facebook is over here winning at life
facebook looks more like it's getting a fucking lobotomy
Samsung got the worst head
Samsung got dem teeth
Dem braces 🥵
Everything reminds me of her
teabag a piranha tank
Boston Tea Party in the ICU 🎉
Charlie Brown ahh face
Nah Twitter, dude just looks sad and embarrassed for her...
probably facebook
Facebook
This is one of the most important posts that I've read today
I'll never be able to unsee this now
Facebook for sure getting that sloppy gawk gawk 3000 💦💦😛💯💥😱😱😱💀
The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000
I'd fucking die happy
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He is the real man oh my god. Can I get a signature? I love man
LMFAOO THIS SHIT HAD ME HOLLERING AT WORK
I can’t decide between WhatsApp and Facebook
facebook is about to nut, whatsapp is just after nut
Apple is currently nutting
Twitter is unable to nut
Samsung is actually clueless💀
no samsung is drunk me going in for a kiss
Lmfao
It's gotta be facebook. WhatsApp looks like he's done with this shit.
Whatsapp got near ahegao vibes, you know how hard it is to make a man do that??
Facebook, ez
Facebook, ya know the head is good if it gives you an aneurism
Twitter is just confused if he is even getting anything
WhatsApp is the only one who can't even keep his tongue in his mouth again, just saying.
It’s freaky
Some hentai shit right here. Whatsapp wins.
Facebook is in another reality
Without a doubt it's Joypixels. Holy shit, my guy is experiencing another dimension of head.
Nah hes just on drugs
Facebook is getting head so good he got a stroke along with it
WhatsApp
I want someone to make me look like Facebook
not apple, for sure
Apples Emoji gettin head so good hes having a fucking stroke
Facebook is getting that cordless Dyson Gluck Gluck 9000
Clearly facebook
Whatsapp
WhatsApp
Facebook fr
What’s that emoji supposed to actually signify? I’ve never known when to use it
I use it all the time. Whenever I write the wrong message to someone or I mess up information in a text. "Oops, soz 🥴" It usually makes the person laugh.
🥴 dis one
Between Whatsapp and Facebook, the head game they are getting is so strong, they literally having a stroke.
Facebook is getting the sloppiest top on the seven seas
Facebook is drunk and jizzing
Facebook 100%
Google and Microsoft renditions are soulless and faking it
WhatsApp or Facebook
apple getting teeth
Facebook one is creepy af
Look at his eyes,Facebook.
definitely facebook
Facebook
Facebook for sure
Best head? Apple. Best high? Facebook
Google
Mid
Whatsapp looks stoned
Facebook getting the best head
Forget best head, who’s getting the worst head?
Facebook is getting head from whatsapp
facebook is getting head so good they;re getting an aneurysm
Whatsapp. That dude became crosseyed vertically.
twitter getting dat teethy head. the typa shi taylor swift be givin out
What about the 3D Microsoft emoji (Windows 11 onwards)? 🥴
Facebook He looks like hes having a stroke, thats gotta be the best one
Facebook. Bro's losing control
Facebook lost all cognition, he's getting fucked senseless
Nah facebook bro literally ascended
Facebook is really ambatukam
WhatsApp. Everything is mixed around. The eyebrows, eyes, pupils, mouth, etc. Even got the tongue out.
Facebook one is bouta blow🥴
Facebook is happy to be there, WhatsApp got hit in the head with a brick 10 times
Definitely Facebook, They look like they're getting sucked silly.
Damn the Facebook one looks like she kept sucking after you came
If you can make one eye go up and the other go down, WhatsApp is where it’s at lol
Twitter is just pretending to like it so they dont make the one sucking feel bad
Yall sleeping on joypixels
Fb
Facebook then WhatsApp
Facebook and WhatsApp are probably doing each other
Facebook is getting it from a cosplayer femboy who says shit like onii-sama.
Google just looks drunk
Facebook gonna loose some brain cells from that astronomically fabulous cockgobbler 9000
Facebook is getting the sloppy floppy 3000 while the rest getting nothing but teeth
Either WhatsApp or Facebook bc you know that shits crazy when your eyes start going seperate ways
It's a competition between Facebook, whatsapp, and joypixel. Once your eyes start looking in different directions it's safe to say that head is making you see God.
Fb went to heaven and back
Apple is acting
Facebook getting that Gluck Gluck SuperSucc 9000 treatment 😭😭
Microsoft everyday
Facebook gon die by snu snu
Facebook, look at him
The face book one so good it made his eyes go to different directions lol
“MARK GIVE ME THE ZUCCC”
Facebook getting gucked out
whatsapp out here goin absolutely silly geekin off that schlorpy
Facebook bros eyes rolling in the back of his head
yall sleeping on joypixels
Gonna key in that URL into Google
Facebook for sure. Bro has transcended
She edge on my windows till my microsoft
Facebook getting his soul sucked out
me! My GF gifts the best head!
That schloppy toppy got Facebook looking different directions
Facebook getting nasty head ngl.
Facebook definitely
Tf is joypixels
Facebook for sure look at the biggie eye he got going on
Fb one be that nut that makes a single pinky toe curl
Defo Facebook
Facebook is the clear answer. Eyes rolled back like that, they def still goin
Facebook is in another dimension
Facebook don't even know what is happening or where they are right now, they got full factory reset head.
Facebook
Facebook got it so good he got Horner’s syndrom
WhatsApp has actually gone cross-eyed from how good it is
Tf is a joypixels
Whatsapp getting it so good they lost fine motor functions
Facebook ain't in this world right now
Facebooks head so good he’s seeing sounds and hearing colors
Whatsapp getging that extra sloppy gawk gawk hidden technique: 1000 blows
Facebook fr
Facebook But i still have no idea what this emoji supposed to mean
joypixels for sure
What the shit is joypixels
Facebook no contest
Facebook isn’t even in the same realm right now.
no way it's NOT facebook
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Apple's closing an eye, smiling, and blushing. They got the best head
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Vinegar strokes.
Apple looks like its just tired of life
Your mom
Samsung updated theirs 🥴
I said it before and I'll say it again: If you mirror the Microsoft one either way you get a pretty convincing :3 emoji.
WhatsApp cuter that most girl i think
What the heck is joypixels
🥴
Google it's like gonna puke on it
What the fuck is Joy Pixels. I think it is getting better head
🥴
Apple got some teeth working
Rofl
whatsapp aint getting head he just being goofy
Whats app or apple for sure! That guys face is literally falling off for fucks sake!
JoyPixels is stoned as shit
Ohh Joypixels is gooonee
twitter is embarrassed that he can't get it hard
Facebook yo…
Looks to be Facebook
🥴 I think my Chinese phone has cooperated with Google
🥴