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BattleCats_Enjoyer69

You can’t spell segregation without greg


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

Gregregation


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Stonks_trade_Guru

Gregnation


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

Gregnant


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ScaryPhantom100

Congregation of Greggs


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Greg is a fucking sociopath dude.


DemirDit

average middle schooler


OrbitalClockwork

Jesus… he is in middle school? I’m getting old…


ectoplasm_fan

Dio?


Alternative-Kale-613

I love ur avatar


Numerous_Ladder_4985

thx


Numerous_Ladder_4985

i was trying to get a a dectective look


No_Seaworthiness771

“Kids are cruel, Jack!”


Mytheonix

and im very in touch with my inner child


Defiant-Pea3299

Even I wanna touch ur inner child


Massive-Pickle5275

Red Sun


Enderboy_1619

Good avatar designing my man


Terramoro

His whole family except the brother of him is.


Pirilampoazul

His Mother did nothing bad


Virtual_Grass_7016

and that’s a fact


Obvious_Thing_3520

Greg Heffely is a fucking pshycopath.


Time-Gain4896

Idk why but I lost it after reading this


Ok_Individual_8395

I hope you find it


Time-Gain4896

I really liked it. Hopefully nothing bad happens to it.


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

I have it with me, I'm holding it for ransom


Time-Gain4896

Pls return it to me


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

$5 or I will eat it, and don't even think about calling the police


Time-Gain4896

Forget about $5 I will even pay you 55 if you return it in mint condition


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

$55? I'll even refurbish it for that much! (1 hour later) Here it is, good as new. Now the money?


Time-Gain4896

Here is the money (Hands over a stack of Zimbabwean Dollars) Thanks for returning it. Loved doing business with you.


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

Honestly that's on me, should have been more specific


ItsShadoww_

gregation


Unfair_Chard344

Gregaysex


hugyplok

I'm not gay Greg


Kidroto

However


Cynunnos

gregnant


Wadlleboo

Gregbortion


regarding_my_person

are we separating the gregs from the gregorys 


Got_grapes1

Gregregation (I wish I could put pictures cause I actually have that one)


ImRobertoBlyat

se


AdIntelligent7703

You called? *fire in the hole*


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Either_Demand_8726

Ingregnation


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Greg is mentally insane


tornedron_

Completely in character for Greg


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WAZEL974

I have absolutely no idea what this is about and I'm also high as fuck


Dr_Doodle_Phd

The meme is about comparing the main protagonists of two different book series, Dork Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Nikki and Greg respectively. Nikki wants acceptance from her peers and to date her crush, nothing too unusual. Meanwhile Greg is a borderline sociopath.


CubeytheawesomestV2

Wait, for real?


Ok-Issue-4416

Yes, there is actual moments where he basically considers borderline terrorism


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Yeah heard the voices


Responsible-Lab1947

Would you give us some examples please?


BladedNinja23198

Yeah I’d like to know more


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Average girls vs boys books


GoldPreparation8377

I've gotten to book 11 and other than him being a lazy, manipulative POS I can't remember a single occasion where he does anything that extreme


Aarongrasso

Book


banana_monke_farmer

📚


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BattleCats_Enjoyer69

I feel like you look like your avatar right now


Alarming-Ad-1241

congregation


Economy_Ad_6351

by Presta


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Health_Cat_2047

#JUMPSCARE


linkist133

Gregeleven


MonkeyRealFunky

Grog


OfficerDudeBro_o

I'm not gay, Greg.


newforgisondajeep

Manny is even worse and he makes my blood boil


Jacko_dude

I like wimpy kid more


ScrPotato

who tf is nikki


Numerous_Ladder_4985

she is a character from a book called dork diaries in Australia


Magic-Missile-55

I stopped reading Wimpy Kid long back what on earth has Greg been doing recently?!


Numerous_Ladder_4985

clearly a lot lol


KoriKeiji

I’ve never seen this bitch in my entire life but I can assure you Greg is worse.


Stonks_trade_Guru

Say Greg


Stonks_trade_Guru

Gray Seg