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MatuKoKonut

Elden Ring strategy looking ass


suspicious_cabbage

as if her opponent wasn't a godskin noble lookin ass


dicktaker1000101

Lmaao the fact that he brought soda to the whale cause it wouldn't drink water


suspicious_cabbage

Woah hey let's rein it in


Pugduck77

It’s spelled ‘rein’… but also, no. Reins are for horses, not cows.


DieOnSetA

But are they for Whales?


ihatethisweb

Literally baiting an easy to punish attack lol


ThisHatRightHere

If she dodge rolled it would’ve been perfect


AcceptableStand7794

She dodged. Gorlak rolled.


0fficer__nasty

the emergency coke at the end killed me.


bfg9kdude

don't worry, it's diet


MenstrualMilkshakes

"CAN OF CORN! CAN OF CORN! and ill be fine."


HallHappy

one of the best movies ever


ansefhimself

Absolutely hilarious They tried to cover it with a coozie so we wouldn't be able to tell HomeGirls sugar was DANGEROUSLY low


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

It will kill her too


TheDriestOne

That was my thought too 😂


JStarlight66

Lmao did she refuse water but accept the coke 🤣


t-o-m-u-s-a

Well you dont get that way with water


GoodBadUserName

She realized she lost because she wasn't big enough. So better start preparing for the next fight.


TraumaTracer

what happened to weight classes


Mangleovania

I think the big one could use some weight classes lol


mygodcanbeatupyergod

I wish I was high on potanus


keep_Playing

what is potanus?


LowRepresentative291

It's a type of updog


YarOldeOrchard

What's updog?


kolomental87

THAT WAS MY JOKE!!1!


friedshoe22

it's a show where influencers with zero experience wrestle


h-y-p-h-e-n-

Tf is she influencing? The tilt on Earth's axis when she walks?


itsprobablytrue

Got you to watch the video didn’t it


h-y-p-h-e-n-

Fair enough. She's got a certain gravity to her


0fficer__nasty

I dont think there is anyone in her weight class 💀


EskimoB9

The rock maybe, for a while different end of the spectrum. Muscle is heavier than fat, maybe the mountain?


Vaccinate_your_kids2

They would need to create a weight class called Overweight for her


Kauko_Buk

In yurp this would be more like morbid obesity class but yea I see your point, in Alabama it's just slightly overweight.


AesarPhreaking

Have you ever heard the analogy that politics is a circle?


kindaCringey69

The advertising space 🔥 🔥


Veus-Dolt

I’m surprised her strategy of slowly waddling towards her opponent didn’t work out


whatIGoneDid

Tbh I'm more disappointed in the other girl. So many openings and an opponent with zero engine or defense. It's an absolute dream for any fighter but she didn't throw anything.


CaptainMidnight94

If she opens herself up to a loss by being crushed to death or she gets smacked up by some clumsy/heavy hands, she'd be a laughing stock. If she beats the shit out of chunkamania: now she's the asshole for beating on a defenseless whale. Just get tons of fun too tired to stand up and apply a soft little hold for the TKO, she had the right idea.


MorbillionDollars

One punch from big girl would do a lot more damage than one punch from small girl. Why risk getting close and trading blows?


Kauko_Buk

I dont think the whale has enough muscle to give those fat slabs of arms any inertia and even if it did, the movement and reach would be on par with T-rex due to the fat armor limiting it.


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Pirate-boi

No need to senselessly destroy your opponent if they do it to themselves.


Your-Name-Is-Reek

Personally I thought what she did was much funnier. She made tubby walk around the ring until she was all tuckered out and ended the fight for herself lol


GoodBadUserName

Self KO best KO?


GoodBadUserName

Na saved her energy. She knew her opponent would just lose energy and fall on her own in a few minutes. She looks like the opposite of the energizer bunny.


Canadia86

Toughest Reddit Mod


spitball_phallus

Lightest reddit mod


higginsian24

King Hippo vs. Little Mac?


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,557,208,726 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,885 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


higginsian24

They have a bot for everything, huh? I guess the word hippo is interesting enough


mneri7

She made her walk a bit and won.


UwU_Zhenya15

fishing for her to get cardiac arrest


agentwc1945

She depleted her stamina


Flyingdeadthing2

Imagine being so damn big that waddling around for 5 minutes at a time gasses you out


shettyprabodh

Nurgle vs khorne


ACARdragon

Super Mario 64 boss fight


RaidensReturn

So long gay bowser


ya_boi_kaneki

back in the days we tired out the mammoths like this


Besitzerstolz

I have seen something like that before, but I can't rememver where. It surely was not on June 4th 1989 on Tian'anmen square, because nothing happened there.


k3nnyklizzl3

Spme leg kicks would have been good


Sisyphus_Smashed

I like how she just pushed her over at the end


Praddict

Maybe Mama June should just stick with pageants.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

...what was her goal? There was so little effort put into that it is rather pathetic


Formal-Effect

Peecha Chakka No Wookie Boonowa Tweepi Solo? Ho Ho Ho Ho Hoooooo


vorpalpillow

I know that laugh


Over_Age_8061

Soulslike ahh strat


ScrPotato

literal land whale


JoJoPhantom

Me kiting the boss waiting for it to use a single fucking move before I go in


jerkwhane

Imagine her versus Mike tyson


shradibop

see, you have to run around her so you can grab her by the tail. then spin your control stick in even circles to spin her around. when you're facing a bomb, release Y to throw and knock down a face. the arena will shrink, but it's the best strat.


friedshoe22

Jaromír soukup je ta pravá koza💪💪💪💪💪


Healthy-Reserve-1333

Won by overheating…


PURPLEisMYgender

She needs to go back to sumo wrestling


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queso_hervido_gaming

She reminds me of some Mario 64 bosses


YeOldeBilk

"GET IN MA BELLEH!!!!"


Comprehensive-Pea529

This reminds me of that one boss fight in sekiro


BBrillo614

What the fuck was that? Jesus.


Strange-Catch6862

Bigger they are the harder they fall. She was gassed


Cocaimeth_addiktt

Did you call me blob?


Froggyugaytoadara

😂 bro gave her a coke before the video ended


tree_barcc

Punch out


kylerockx123

Mario 64 flashbacks


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salty_Cheesey

Literally waited for her low blood sugar debuff to proc.


Geralt_R1viA

Fat pro max


dairy_aisle

who the fuck sanctioned this fight


Kalman_the_dancer

Honestly thought the fat girl would win


TeamBoeing

Bro got juked


SpicyMango92

Slim I’m dying 🤣


Arnmets

*Gorlock used Headlong Rush* *The attack missed* *Gorlock was damaged by the recoil*


bendyboy9999r

The final boss of women's wrestling


joby_fox

April 14th, 1912, the good ending


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Killing Gloves of Boxing lookin ass


FayezButts

discord moderator ahh fight


Extension_Phone893

My dumbass really wondered why she didn't go for the back choke the first time Ms.Puff fell


RealFloridaResident

Why is she walking around in underwear before the fight?


Not_Sorry_Canandian

Oberyn vs the mountain


deepie1976

Bring the sodie pop.


Nymphomaniac25m

It’s beat the competition not eat the competition


vrska2000

Most exercise she has gotten in her life


mous-_

Gorlock


Deeto_KB

She gonna walk around until she lost weight


Getting2345Hams

Gorlock?


Tronco08

smough & smough


Noodlemaster696969

Average Scout main vs Heavy main interaction


dreevsa

Did he bring her soda?


Fred011235

Was she winded?


SigvisTheSeal

Czech Republic, people here are still in pre-modern times


SnooPineapples385

Chip vs potempkin in a nutshell


c_stics

STR vs DEX


hasodi

More like CON vs DEX lmao


mrsunlight1

OK Hear me out......What if Butterbean declared himself transgendered and fought that Bud Light spokesperson Dylan Mulvaney ?


CavsterXII

This is really sad


Crash2000

In the beginning he screams “cut the nig**r” 😳


jellosquare

This should have been bikini mud wrastlin'


Marsnineteen75

🤢🤮🤢🤮 ( just think chunkier exorcist vibes)


CRCMIDS

This is degrading…


rachelk321

I agree that this fight is ridiculous. However you all are saying awful things about a person solely based on her appearance. Don’t be a terrible person.


BaconEater101

C'mon man stop acting like those awful things have any weight