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I have something similar on my walk to school, though it's a lot more upsetting. It's a >!dead cat!< that's been laying on the sidewalk since at least March. Someone just covered it with some gravel and called it a day.
omfg man
You just made me remember how back home we had a real problem with dog fights. And sometimes when you’re hiking you see a pile of dumped trash and it isn’t until you lift a random piece of rubble where you uncover a few dogs who didn’t make it,torn to bits and left for dead. By the time we’d find them it had been days, the worst part was the stink was sealed under whatever large piece of junk was on top of them.As soon as you lift it the death stench would overwhelm you and even worse the death stink stays on your clothes and in your head for a bit.
Mainline? My brother,for maximum peak gyatt taste shred the cap from the inside without making a breach so microplastics are inside the brew to correctly fermentate,then wait 9 months and enjoy
Best served at room temperature
What's up with Americans pissing in bottles? All scenarios of stuff like that I've seen online has always been from the US. It really feels like it's a common occurence
most of the time ive heard of pissing in bottles its because they are on the road for a long time and there are no bathrooms around. my coworker used to do it cause we are on the road all day going house to house
The fact that you haven't already makes me question your very manhood, where is your sense of adventure your quest and drive to be the first.
Colunbus must be rolling in his grave right now
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If you have to ask...then the answer is yes.
Find some shit to go with it
Right? Sheesh
Load it into a water gun and go have fun spraying the local populace
Afraid it might explode if opened
Jarate
Will it also inflict mini crit damage to anyone who gets it on them?
It won't. It's not pressurized.
Improvised water bomb + poison damage
Even better! 🥵
poke a hole in the bottle cap and go to town at a random walmart
Drink it
Shotgun it! Impress your family and friends!
Boil an egg with it.
It has to be kid piss for that.
Fill it up more with ur own piss
This is actually the best response
I have a UTI rn. How will that affect the vintage?
Poison damege
It’ll add some head to the bouquet.
That shit bout to Ram you like fent^10. Absolutely Torted out the wazoo đź’€
Hell yeah brother. See you on the other side đź’€
We using civil court case terminology as slang for zooted now??? 🚫🚫🚫🗣️🗣️🗣️
That shit is now pasteurized
If so fascinating. Any scientists lurking?
PISSteurized
It’s piss not shit!
Poop in it first, leave for three more weeks, *then* huff it.
The science I came here for
ah, jenkem đź‘Ť
that's good enough to singe your nose hair.. perhaps your brain.
Is the bottle of piss half empty or half full?
It’s a great value
Use it as narghile water
TIL
please do it, rip a fat nug in a bong full of hot rotten sun-baked Texas pisswater
I have pulled some fat mole chops from lone star…I know piss water
Ass chugging Do it
The lord giveth and the lord taketh up the bum
They normally get cloudy after a while,has the sun baked this broth sterile?
Thank you—I assumed so myself. This is a feature on my daily walks and I’m tracking how long it takes the home owner to pick it up
I have something similar on my walk to school, though it's a lot more upsetting. It's a >!dead cat!< that's been laying on the sidewalk since at least March. Someone just covered it with some gravel and called it a day.
omfg man You just made me remember how back home we had a real problem with dog fights. And sometimes when you’re hiking you see a pile of dumped trash and it isn’t until you lift a random piece of rubble where you uncover a few dogs who didn’t make it,torn to bits and left for dead. By the time we’d find them it had been days, the worst part was the stink was sealed under whatever large piece of junk was on top of them.As soon as you lift it the death stench would overwhelm you and even worse the death stink stays on your clothes and in your head for a bit.
Open the bottle and have sex with it
Narrow penis club
pour it into a watergun and give it to a random kid
A good wine takes much more to become great,let it cook
Let me know when I should mainline
Mainline? My brother,for maximum peak gyatt taste shred the cap from the inside without making a breach so microplastics are inside the brew to correctly fermentate,then wait 9 months and enjoy Best served at room temperature
Brainrot isn’t funny
My God thats greasy
The way she goes...
Way of the road.
Wrong sub.. this should be on Pissposting..
You should drink it
Basically jenkem
Mix with bleach
What's up with Americans pissing in bottles? All scenarios of stuff like that I've seen online has always been from the US. It really feels like it's a common occurence
most of the time ive heard of pissing in bottles its because they are on the road for a long time and there are no bathrooms around. my coworker used to do it cause we are on the road all day going house to house
You need to add some fecal matter and let that ferment a bit, then huff it. Jenkem is Divine.
Slap juice!
JarateÂ
I’m going to make another. It will be even worse. You cannot stop me.
Tf2 sniper lost his equipment
Pour it into people’s drinks
Drink it... cheers 🍻
Whoa, piss drinker! That's rad
Pisswaser
You only live once brother
The fact that you haven't already makes me question your very manhood, where is your sense of adventure your quest and drive to be the first. Colunbus must be rolling in his grave right now
Way of the road
Double it and give it to the next person
drink it
Jarate guide
take it to water ballon fight
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Forbidden Gatorade
Dear friend, that is not jenkem
I couldnt finish it so i left it for someone else, glad its getting used
What a horrible day to have eyes
I heard aged urine is wonderful to eyes?
Throw it at a homeless person thats holding one of those signs that says anything helps
thats some good bushshine
Dude i got 3 of those in the back of my truck
Drink it
Put it in a Neti Pot and flush your sinuses with it
Yeah and make sure to report your findings, especially if you die
Put it in a humidifierÂ