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ExperimentalFruit

My dad is dead 💃💃


Yuri-Turned

💃💃💃I can afford my lifestyle because of the money he left me 💃💃💃 💃💃💃and the donations of all you other daddiesss💃💃💃


redegglamp

But who was phone?


Soapdropper

I can fix her


ISuckAtEverything374

Not her


Big_Chungus-_-__-

Why's she so cheery while saying that


[deleted]

She killed him with disappointment


AwkwardSquirtles

Because if it happened long enough it's just a fact about you rather than an open wound. It's not happy, just casual, in the same way you might talk about where you went to school. Source: mum died at 11, late 20s now but absolutely discussed her not being around with the same casual air within a year.


Kenobus69

Or could be coping mechanism. You know like the thing where you hope making it a joke will make it hurt less. Source: My girlfriends dad died when she was 12, even worse is that it was brain cancer, so, well, let's not get into that. She is 23 now and even though she's healing, she still has repressed memories and panic attacks that we're working on. The point is, she's been making jokes about her dad being a jar of dust for very long time. It doesn't mean she's okay with it. Quite the opposite


AwkwardSquirtles

That's fair. Different people cope differently for sure.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Because he never came back after buying cigarettes.


Chromeboy12

Fatherless behaviour


PirateJazz

You know how some people can be terrible, evil people? Those people can still have kids. Not every father is worth grieving.


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Casper-Birb

Is bro yapping or projecting.


Sensitive-Raspberry5

he is projectile yapping


ccum_slurper3000

heis the yappinator sent back in time to kill the anti-yappinator


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Atom_101

Not quite my tempo


AmericaMadeMySonFat

I can't read I am blind


Frequent_Detective17

*gouges out own eyes* Have these brother.


AmericaMadeMySonFat

I ate it


Altayel1

Hows her mum dying a mistake of her?


999oneaboveall

OP jacking off while posting


Muh2000D

We only fap to fatherless chicks


Notorious-Dan

Well, well, well.


Fishsysics

Well, well, well.


BXT-JR

Well, well, well...


Informal_Command_104

Well, well, well...?


TheOnlyLinkify

well...well...well?...


Radioaktivman999

WELL, WELL, WELL!


FredTillson

You are not well. Stop saying well. Well?


Finn_Supra

I don't know what's worse. The fact that to be popular on twitch you now have to be almost naked or that by doing this you earn more money than a professional doctor


RedditMostafa11

Do they tho ? It feels like only a minority ends up actually being popular enough to make a lot of money


hoodavie

It feels like that because it's true, and it's called survivorship bias. For every successful twitch thot you see theres probably atleast a few dozen or more unknown ones that make nowhere near that amount.


Medical_Officer

Dozens? Try thousands.


Contagious_Cucumber

Good.


12345623567

Didn't they even try to ban softcore porn completely recently? This must be an old clip.


Break2304

All you have to do is click on the ‘just chatting’ catagory of twitch to know that this is undoubtedly recent. Just clicked on it now to see a girl with full cleavage sucking on a cucumber and calling it ‘ASMR’


BleudeZima

Do you really believe the average Twitch hoe make more than a Doc ?


AlfaKaren

Avg, no, top 15%, prob in the ballpark. Top 5% is racking in way more than a doc.


BleudeZima

Top 0.5% maybe make a living wage, with top 0.1% making more than a doc. (Source : random streamer in the top 0.5) 90% of streamers on Twitch have an average viewership under 5.(Source it is in French https://www.breakflip.com/guide/twitch-tv/remuneration-twitch-comment-fonctionne-la-remuneration-sur-twitch-tv-48614 )


Yuri-Turned

15% ahahahahah if that was true literally 95% of women would be whores thankfully it's more like 0.X%


Annual-Maintenance20

The vast majority ends up with 5-10 views the truth is in all content creation but especially for those that rely on sex apeal just being pretty isent enough there a ton of girls that are pretty but you also need to be skilled smart and most important of all actually have a shit ton of luck to hopefully grow into a big streamer


sink_pisser_

A woman streaming without getting naked has just as much a chance at success as any guy. The normal keys to success on twitch: good at games or a good entertainer apply just as much to women. It's just that women have a third option that men don't have.


jamalmuhammed

The mother of all Daddy issues.


kr0zz

The daughter of all daddy issues *


jamalmuhammed

The daughter of the mother of all daddy issues **


DieOnSetA

Would’ve of? 😂


Pale_Law4030

It's Who would have of ve of guessed op learn how to spell


Roxypooped

Damn you really got my dyslexic ass time to kill my self


chonkin-donuts

You forgot a comma between ass and time


OblongRectum

what?


Bendr6565

u butchered it too


CawknBowlTorcher

No way


Pale_Law4030

Yeha youre rihgt


waltuh_kotlet

Sauce?


AbrahDonza

NO WAY!? (I can tell)


Realistic-Train

source?


liquidatorboris

Fatherless activities


Ego-Fiend1

Normal human reaction to having dead parents: 💃


waltuh_kotlet

She speaks like Sheldon


Strange-Catch6862

Daddy would be proud


atom12354

"My father is dead, he died when he discovered my content"


Corona_Kong

Who would have guessed…?


Sandis2019

Of cringe


Ididit7x

Bro died before he got the chance to raise you he knew what he was doing saved himself from disappointment


C0mputerFriendly

I would have NEVER guessed


Crimson_Fiver

"Would've of"


Unable-Huckleberry23

Her father didn't want to come back


CaptainOMC_

womp womp


The_Radio_Host

Wha… what’s the brown stuff on her back, OP?


Roxypooped

I think it's a tattoo