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_SirPingu_

If she jumps into the water she will float


syphon3980

face down though


JJJEAO13

Why the hell did I pictured it perfectly


shiv1234567

Good physics understanding


UglyWigglyBallz

*We


KaranSjett

ass up! that's the way... we like to drown?


denis870

We all float aksxhualy as long as our lungs are full of air


eventuallobster

Not me I’m built different (stomach full of rocks)


Not_JohnnyWalker

Stomach full of galvanised square steel


eventuallobster

Stomach full of screws borrowed from my aunt


lalith_4321

Stomach full of eco friendly wood veneers that last ten thousand years


12DollarsHighFive

It's all I can afford after selling cabbages in New York for ten years and making 2 mio


alexthemay

Kidney stones


bish-its-me-yoda

I eat rocks for breakfast -Driller from DRG


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saving_goblin888

Is there a bean bag in her arse


goodmobiley

Damn that's smart! She can just slouch wherever she wants


morfen

Reminds me if the guy with the most comfortable ass in the world. Was a cyanide and happiness short


12DollarsHighFive

Classic. Unti he sits on radioactive waste...


According_Gazelle472

Water balloons !lol


battery_acid_10

She'd probably find more acceptance at Pixar land


TheBeastX47

Elastigirl IRL


Xonerboner371

Hell nah, don’t disrespect her like that. Elastigirl has a perfect ass. 😭


UwU_Zhenya15

when you inject 80 lbs of plastic into your ass voluntarily and get suprised people look at you weird for it


resell_enjoy6

God made her like that. She was born with 100 lbs of plastic in her ass and thighs.


itz_abhi_2005

her father had too much plastic in balls


uL4G

Wait....hol up, her father filled her up?


Broken-Arrow-D07

Yes. That's how they get boob job, butt job etc. Everytime you see a woman with plastic surgery... It's their father. He filled them up. It's actually a very common practice in the surgery community.


ExchangeBig1

Just to clarify, i dont actually what you mean when you say “fill them up” im assuming its some kind of plastic, right?


Goobisan-the-third

They mean the injecting of the “plastic”. As in plastic surgery, or synthetic implants. But its a joke. One, is saying her father when making her, had too much plastic. The other took it the other way with, her father was “filling her up”, in a dirty sense.


Broken-Arrow-D07

Yes. Plastic. We have plastic in our balls remember? Micro plastic is everywhere. Even in cum. So when father fill em up, the cum eventually turns into muscle (because its protein) and the plastic remains in their body. Because of the muscle growth, their body looks bigger. And the plastic that remains in their body stays there, that's why we call it plastic surgery.


KidChiko

Yes, from behind. Do try to keep up


boywhoflew

these goddamn micro plastics!


Mr_MoonBorn

God is the name of the plastic surgeon.


sucknduck4quack

I think I recall it being real. She was morbidly obese and only got lipo on her upper body or something like that. That’s what someone else said on the video of her walking down the plane aisle. There also might be some editing going on here. Look how the bars bend when she’s standing in front of the fence.


neutrino1911

Nah, it's just physics. Her arse is so massive it bends light


Hydraph0be

Yeah looks edited


awesomehippie12

I got fat and got lipo everywhere but my penis. Now women point and laugh at it when they see it.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

"Hahahah look there goes massive cock man! Look at his large thick penis!"


MaggotOnline

“But this is literally what god gave me”


According_Gazelle472

Well,if you are waddling around the park,yes.


SuperLissa_UwU

god make her that way☠️


pootissenpai

She looks like dick when standing


Direct_Jump3960

Wish mine could stand these days.


Obama_Sin_Dalen

I can console your wife for you.


Direct_Jump3960

I also choose my dead wife.


Obama_Sin_Dalen

God damn it, I'm so sorry.


Direct_Jump3960

Nah I'm kidding. Getting ash all over your dick is just messy and pointless (no wife. Definitely not dead).


Eccomi21

Here I thought I could finally find work as a necromancer


Direct_Jump3960

My grandma is available? Thought about using her ashes to do a clone a willy thing one time but I figured that was wildly uncouth. Imagine getting dildo drilled by a man's dead nan. Saying that, when we spread my dad's ashes, my mum was trying to make it all nice and sentimental but the wind had different ideas and so we all ended up with a mouthful of dad. Can I claim I shit my dad? That's going on the CV.


Vulture923

Try at night next time.


JustNerfRaze

So, is it gay to fuck her?


cdawg1102

Very, that’s why you should


that-onefemboy

Their is more plastic in her than the ocean


gbuub

“Mom I want some microplastics in my balls.” “I got some macroplastics right here already”


Oli_209

Macroplastic


CHEMO_ALIEN

I want my balls in that microplastic 😤


Time-Bite-6839

Everyone has microplastics in them, noob. Should’ve voted for Humphrey.


DontStealMaNuggs

What’s crazy is that she insists that it’s all natural as if anyone is gonna believe that


SquirrelSuspicious

When I'm in a not doing any research competition and my opponent is you. Like yeah she's definitely doing this all for attention but also that is "natural" more or less, no plastic she just used to be much bigger all around and then only got fat removed from her belly and arms. If you see a pic where you can see her belly you can tell because her skin definitely looks like it had been stretched by fat that isn't there anymore. So yeah she did naturally grow her butt but didn't naturally shrink her belly.


Uncle480

My guy probably blew all his microplastics into her


KingVape

Not plastic, just her own fat removed and then injected back into her. Her name is Gracie Bon and she does porn


According_Gazelle472

But how can she walk or do anything else ?Just look at the peoples shocked reactions .


Percival4

I can imagine that even sitting down is uncomfortable if not painful


2Dboiz

Minor spelling mistake 😔


PhilledZone

No this is literally what God gave her :O /s


initforthellolz

She was born that way ok.😂


Alexitor974

That’s what you get for not pooping for to long


Totallynotafurry78

Ah yes. Poop is stored in the butt cheeks.


BeefWithWeed

Apparently in this case, thighs too


Jakov_Salinsky

Well yeah just like pee is stored in the balls


king_meatster

> This is just what God gave me. Suuuuuuuure.


Rizzourceful

It was a Mexican surgeon named Jesus


Direct_Jump3960

Dr Jésus Goddard.


Dank_Alternate

The SAS4 Heavy pfp goes so hard. Can I fuck your asshole?


Witty_Noise_2875

Well that escalated quickly…


apolitical_leftist

She's deliberately ragebaiting yall so people like OP would repost her content, I don't know what her name is but I have already seen like 3 separate tiktok videos of her reposted by other people


StillBased101

“God” was the name of her plastic surgeon


MegaAlphaVulcan

“Damn” was his assistant


Murdocke-

“Mother” was his assistant’s assistant.


Ex-In2

"F*cker" was his assistant's assistant's pope


aaron_adams

"It's literally what God gave me" Was God your plastic surgeon, or did he just pay for the implants?


or0_0zh

Bitch looks like a Porsche 911 with an RWB bodykit


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

She does not deserved to be compared to an RWB😭


Gexbox360

I hate how accurate ur comment is lol


KevinBaconsBush

More like a Mack Granite 64FR Tri-axel dump truck.


RINABAR

Woman with curves are attractive, but whatever the shit this is, is straight up repulsive


MikeRatMusic

She's a woman with curv..ature of the Earth


Ok_Digger

Classic case of too much of a good thing


frostyjack06

Woman fills herself full of plastic to give herself a freakishly huge ass to attract internet weirdos who like that sort of thing, but then gets upset when strangers notice her freakishly huge ass in public. Sounds about right.


Gubgguyb

Nah. This is exactly what she wants. Rage baiting more people to propagate her account, in turn giving more attention. The cycle repeats endlessly as more people fall for her trap.


ConscientiousPath

> This should be a safe place where everyone feels comfortable Proceeds to make everyone feel uncomfortable by wearing nothing but spandex


oldgeeser

I don’t think she can honestly wear anything else tbh


Flyingdeadthing2

The worst part is that she might've been pretty. Before God mutilated her


La_Sangre_Galleria

How the fuck does she wipe her ass


zarifcool123

she uses a vacuum to suck the leftover excrement off of it


TedsterTheSecond

I think I'll skip breakfast...


Recalledspark31

There's no way she was born like that she had to have had Plastic surgery.


Different-Trainer-21

Duh


stopimpersonatingme

There is a girl in the back taking a picture of that ass at 0;36 in the video


According_Gazelle472

And the guys laughing about his huge butt.


Limp_Duck_9082

Built like a Pixar mom


KnightWolfScrolls

She was eating too many krabby Patty's


temporalbrowser

The video cut before she blew up. "Moments before disaster"


BaconPersuasion

How do you wipe that ass?


[deleted]

Idk but hopefully she found a way


UltraXTamer

honestly, why would someone make their body look like this?


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Insecurities


poloide21_

One piece women be like:


GROMOG

Right message wrong image


Scaramok

Squidward after too many Krabby Pattys.


BuckyWarden

Never disrespect someone for something they cannot control. ABSOLUTELY disrespect people that make themselves hideous voluntarily


forrealnoRussianbot

Lol. She is taller when she sits than standing. WTF


Venom933

#100% Natural 🤓


Ego-Fiend1

Probably stinks between her ass crack if it's hard to wipe


PerishForYourSins

“Body god gave me” 💀💀💀


Far_Sentence3700

Dude is weird and a liar


Jimmys_Paintings

The people in the background keep cracking me up, I'd be doing the same


quantityofsnakes

So I guess God gave her $40,000 for a bbl?


hotbiscut2

God did not make you like that


Ken_Kaneki_07again

And i thought my balls have plastic


poozapper

*injects plastic into ass* *People stare* *Cue Pikachu face*


MrMewks

this is not natural... she was obese and had her face, and skin surgery to make her a$$ stay big... so NO this is no where near natural... she had implants, total face job etc,... removed skin around her stomach but left her butt big..


TotallyNotGameWorthy

The same bitches when a guy isn't 6 ft tall:


Kind_Temperature3315

There is a difference between being yourself and public indecency.


xunreelx

Fucking Gross


RadMustache

Not hating lmfao


Stargost_

She's built like the competition's moms.


Samsquamsh04

She used way too much of that god given rubber cement and cooking oil.


[deleted]

She looks like a walking penis from behind


GamernitorPL

She looks like from one of those mobile game ads


bigbell09

The group of guys that was zoomed in on aren't even looking at her, they're just having fun


TrouserBorn

When you hate the idea of therapy and crave attention from families trying to have a nice time at a theme park.


ReinhardtFTW

"I want to have fun with my siblings " spends the rest of the video by herself


Use_L3SS

That shlt can't be real bruh


kylemcgreg

Got that Mickey Mouse head for an ass


abgrongak

BBL, fake bb is horrendous and ugly. God/nature (whichever you believe) has given you what you should have, save for certain cases


CultDe

Don't know what surgeon is named God but I would change my name if I were him Also why he dumped so much fucking plastic into her ass? Reasonable amount would be better


Obnomus

Why it looks like some kind of disease


merkakiss12

You shouldn’t be bullier for how you were born, but I’m definitely bullying you for how you choose to look like


Yeomanroach

She’s equally as vain as she is paranoid.


TheSporkMan2

I don’t think god gave her that


SadRoxFan

Lore accurate Mrs. Incredible


[deleted]

Ms incredibles XL version


Empty_Awareness2761

2 by 4 needed


HappyGav123

The only reason people say there’s too much plastic in the ocean is because she went swimming.


RickyTheRickster

Bruh, she has more plastic in those mountains than the top of Mount Everest


MimeOfDepression

🤮


guitarplayer120208

People be like this and ask “why are people looking at me?”


DCGLetsPlay

“Gods gift.” Bitch that ass is about as natural as a fucking Toyota Corolla


Ghost_chipz

Fake ass bish


StumpyHobbit

Needs sectioning and some psychiatric help.


iwannaporkdotty

Most believable ragebait


Beemac161

Poor toilet 😂🙈💩🚽


Level-Strike-5302

How are you supposed to have sex with that when you don't have a horse dick


ILIKEDEADMEMES7010

"now I understand why people want to be farmers" ahh woman 🙏😭💀💀💀💀


Accomplished-Raisin2

How is it not considered sexual assault towards minors to walk around in Disney doing 18+onlyfans/instagram/tiktok content?


Longjumping-Aide3157

I like how when 18 seconds are left the girl pretends to take a selfie but potentially would've taken the a-pic


Diligent_Future_5471

I wouldnt let her in the park


Fit-Organization6861

Mickey mouse is walking


Foxy552

Shitposting has fallen.


Miggix13

What god gave me ? How is it possible to think God’s name begins with ‘Doctor’


GlitteringDingo

I feel like you shouldn't get to pull the body shaming card for parts of your body that you voluntarily paid money to have altered.


AwaySource1932

Bro im wondering how da fuq she wipes


Bulkdestroyer25

Bruh this is not body positivity or shaming people look because u chose to alter ur physical appearance for OF


Reflection_That

Truly disgusting


UglyWigglyBallz

Booty so big it’s ugly


Thecursednoodle

"I'm sorry you feel that way but what's your OF. I know you have one miss."


Salty-Negotiation320

When she sits she gets taller


Cold_72

She is build like a 2000-2009 cartoon mom


pufferfish_balls

A sick joke 😂


[deleted]

It's not fucking body shaming if you CHOOSE TO INJECT FUCKING SALINE IN YOUR ASS.


thatjeffdude79

Ewwwww


alex99x99x

God made her inject 100lbs of silicone in her ass


Percival4

I’m going to body shame that. That’s plastic surgery and it’s like a Pixar mom. We all joke about Pixar moms and shit but irl it’s not funny. It’s sad and kinda weird.


StalledAgate832

Save some plastic for the turtles, goddamn


WorkshopBlackbird

somebody out there thinks that's attractive. ain't me, but whatever gets you off.


Hupia_Canek

That’s a lot of micro plastic


UncleKreepy

🤮🤮🤮


KwonnieKash

"what god gave me" lmao ok bro. You're not fooling anyone with that victimisation bs. I think the body acceptance should be coming from you, not other people. If you'd accepted your body as it was, then maybe you wouldn't have ruined it with plastic surgery resulting in public ridicule. You're a freak now, and that's entirely your own fault. Don't try to put that on everybody else. Take some responsibility for your actions. Either that or this is just elaborate bait and she doesn't care at all.


Outside_Abroad_3516

Ex fucking cuse me


big_peepee_wielder

This is an idiotic amount of plastic surgery


No-Professional-1461

How does she get through doors?


Oswaldgilbertson

Two Epcot balls


PixelNiko41

Poor kids


Familiar_Night6649

Bitch stfu


Onsidianrubucx

How does she get her pants on fully X_X


godzillalex-ita

Bitch is built like an ant


[deleted]

This has to be fake right? Somebody did a voiceover on the video


FinalMonarch

Why does she look like that


noodleboy244

you just KNOW someone at Pixar was looking at her and taking notes for the next mom character


braig1028

*Doesn’t want to made a spectacle of….*goes out in public and makes a spectacle of self. “Why is everyone staring at me?!”


danik_14

I guess i have a new phobia on my list...


comradealex85

Everyone loves a freakshow.