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I’d do it just because I know it wouldn’t be boring and I’d get awesome stories out of it. Maybe even gain a few new girlfriends and a foursome or fivesome out of it. I’m game! Put me in coach!
Honestly, it just looks like a low quality selfie. Bad angle and lighting makes her look weird, but she has pretty eyes, could be good in person, who knows? Plus, at least she has a good sense of humor. Idk. We shouldnt judge people.
Wow i realy dont doubt about the multiple personalitys when i look at this pocture… imagine waking up next to her in the middle of the night and looking at that face. I would shit my pants and die of a heart attack.
inb4 all the incels who think they actually have rizz come along with "I can fix her" like I'm pretty sure the only man that can fix her is an exorcist.
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I can't fix her
I do not want to fix her
Real talk 🔥🔥🔥
It's logically impossible to want to even go near her, she looks like a netflix adaptation of jeff the killer.
you made me fucking snort and inhale my drink
Cheers, mate
DEMOMAN TF2?!?!?!??
Not going to be picky at this point 💪🏻😤💪🏻
Well it could be worse - it could be trans
She can break me
i can fix her several times
Honestly, that would be impressive
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"You ain't fixin' shit." -Ibz
Don't worry, she will fix you...
I can fix her, but not before she kills me.
Which one?
She could fix me
Bob the builder! Can he fix it? … No… not this time… Bob the builder! He has a gun!
You need a psycho ward for that
I could make her so much worse 😍
Horse lap dancer?
I mean in her defence. It's rare these days to seem young people learn a actual trade so fair play
But… there’s young people working in just about every industry
Shhh... we don't follow logic here
17, eyeballing electrical engineer as a career.
Inspired by Berserk Horse
what about it?
She looks like she got possessed on a horror movie
Fcking annabelle smile.
She looks like a monsters inc. Character
I was thinking more Bilbo when he tried to take ring from Frodo.
hahahahaha
Darla from Finding Nemo
Who the fuck name themselves lyrica. I might as well call myself Xanax
My name is Lunesta
I'm valtrex
I'm brad
Oh, my brad
Hi, Brad
My name is dextroamphetamine salt combo extended release 30 mg
Smash
Yes, next question
She would probably smash you
*they will smash you
*it will smash you It is a horse remember?
multiple horses
But with multiple personalities
Ey tony? #Why the long personality?
Smash you AND take your precious's
No but she would probably be the only person to swipe right on me for 3 months.
Lucky.
Polygamy ain't that bad
Blackhole sun won't you come
And not stare at me all dayyyy
He he he’ll nah
Why will he nah? Is this a strategy? Is this supposed to give him advantage? Is he stupid?
Cover the Face, Fuck the Base! That's the way to do it
"I hear you, baby. Loud and clear. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business. Am I right, Steve and Edie?"
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re poking the fire
idk man there may be nails in her bagaga
Vagina Dentata.
The eyes say all you need to know..
I might have before she crossed over.
Funny how her name is an anti depressant medication
I would date a rock if it doesn't reject me
That’s is amazing lmao
What are the odds all of those personalities are that bad?
Only one way to find out...
Hopefully one of those personalities are good at giving head
Horse lap dancer? Does that mean she does lap dances for horses? Or… She is actually a horse that lap dances?
A little of column a, a little of column b.
One of her personalities is a horse.
Sssmmméééééaaaaaggggoooolllll
Just watch as the miles count down faster and faster
HELL NO!!
Looks right out of a Resident Evil game 💀
So many things to learn from staying away her.
What in the fuck is a 'horse lap dancer' ? Well in the language of a horse i'm going to say.... neigh.
Kill it with fire.
usually i would say i can fix her but this is a little out of my skill set
How many bad personalities she have?
How many do you want? I feel like this would be one of those times you would always magically get more than you could handle.
About on par for my relationships last few years tbh. What's one more hey fellas ?!
Ods are one of them is good
It's the weird horse girl from elementary school
Fun and chill until she swap personality mid blowjob
Too young
She kinda looks like Sabrina miller
I hate my life but this will definitely make it worse.
Lyrica is a med for personality disorder for people that don't know xd
Bride of Chucky Vibes
Im not a horse.
That’s an……………………….. unflattering picture
You clearly lack good taste....
“What has he gots in his pantses”
Isn't Lyrica the brand name for pregabalin and she looks like a demon from the deepest darkest pits of hell
yeahh, can see it...
Looks like she wants her Precious back.
The little girl from the Exorcist grew up
maybe in my worst nightmares
nah. i already live with an insane bitch who's obsessed with me
Yeah why not? I've had worse lol
Some suicidal basyard probaply. I mean this is asking to get killed in you sleep. And thats if sjes had a good day.
I’d do it just because I know it wouldn’t be boring and I’d get awesome stories out of it. Maybe even gain a few new girlfriends and a foursome or fivesome out of it. I’m game! Put me in coach!
I can fix her ......... May be after 2-3 exorcism
No
If one of her personalities loves to titfuck me till cum...im in.
I won't fix her
"Horse Lap Dancer" Sounds like she's strong, I'd swipe right
She looks like she'll eat my foreskin and my balls off.
Gollum ahh
What’s a horse lap dancer?
what has it got in its nasty little pocketses
The job 💀
When you have school pics at 4 and need to locate the precious at 7.
Personality❎ Split personality☑️
Honestly, it just looks like a low quality selfie. Bad angle and lighting makes her look weird, but she has pretty eyes, could be good in person, who knows? Plus, at least she has a good sense of humor. Idk. We shouldnt judge people.
What the hell is even that
Yikes
One of those personalities eats people
That wasn't me. That was Lyrica.
Wow i realy dont doubt about the multiple personalitys when i look at this pocture… imagine waking up next to her in the middle of the night and looking at that face. I would shit my pants and die of a heart attack.
She got them crazy eyes
She probably gives mean head. By “mean” I’m implying that she will enjoy causing you great pain.
Hard pass
Absolutely, she looks like she's really freaky in bed and then she's gonna murder me in my sleep.
Im desperate.
She has level 10 crazy eyes, but level 4 hotness. She broke the scale
Most sane female user.
Multiple girls or personalities?
Change that 15 miles to 60 wtf
Men will say "I like when she's crazy, that's hot". But when crazy says "hi, I'm girl", men will run away and hide.
Thank you, I’m good
Man patty Farrel really fell off 😔
Who remembers jeff the killer?
Does her head twist 360 too?
[Mystery Man is charmed](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Futjdjk87h4j11.jpg)
Why does she look like the spawn of Voldemort
inb4 all the incels who think they actually have rizz come along with "I can fix her" like I'm pretty sure the only man that can fix her is an exorcist.
I'm scared please help
The penguin from the Batman returns
She reminds me of a mixture of Annabelle and Chucky wife(I forgot her name)
What's taters, precious?
I wondered where Liz Truss was these days.
Pennywise
She gon get meeeee 😭😭😭🙏
She looks like she has multiple personalities.
Looks like smegol actually survived that volcano
shit, it’s 1am now, i was really fucking scared with this photo, my guts nuts now
Begone wentch
No thanks i like men
Ofcourse
NOPE NOPE
As soon as it said multiple and looked her dead in the eyes again I felt my heart sink in immense dread… #STILL GONNA SMASH AND DASH THOOOOO
Bi' be looking like sukuna bro 😭😭
Which one?
I’m scared
You should put this on spoiler, this is a jumpscare
Yea....
Horse lap dancer?!? Excuse me
Lmao wtf
It's always been looks over personality with me 😒
Thank you for the eternal nightmares!
I would date her
hello no
Do I want to die? Yes. Do I want to get fucked by Chucky on estrogen? No.
No.
Tf do you mean horese lap dancer?
Exorcist vibes....
She has multiple pills for sure ,gonna pass tho
Horse lap dancer... What the fuck.
Wow, Chucky's daughter Glenda is all grown up!
The female version of Detective Charles Boyle.
Why does she look like Annabelle?
Not with a bio like that
What happened to her eye…….
Might as well
Can anyone say cheese grated dick?
I bet she talks like Gollum.
Those eyes scream crazy
Annabelle
shiiiiddd... idk maybe
Horse lap dancer? Oh I see where the black eye came from.
If you put bag over her head it's bueano
I don't wanna fix her
My man, you don't know what Males will do to get women. Would
Fatal Attraction 2.0
Horse lap dance is absolutely insane
she looks like a creepypasta
She could be in a horror movie so if you’re making one there you go
Looks evil/possessed...
That honestly triggered my fear of clowns and I’m shaking and in tears. Please put a trigger warning on this. Like dead ass though.
I shuddered when I saw that pic
Wow. I really shouldn't stick my penis in there. *However-*
Except for dark circles and braces she looks alright. Smash.
For fucks sake the NSFW tag isn't there by accident Use it
...Wouldn't.