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fomiD3

I can't fix her


Isgonesomewhere

I do not want to fix her


Cigan__thief

Real talk 🔥🔥🔥


-Antlers-

It's logically impossible to want to even go near her, she looks like a netflix adaptation of jeff the killer. 


riley_wa1352

you made me fucking snort and inhale my drink


-Antlers-

Cheers, mate


riley_wa1352

DEMOMAN TF2?!?!?!??


Cigan__thief

Not going to be picky at this point 💪🏻😤💪🏻


Auris-57

Well it could be worse - it could be trans


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

She can break me


AnthonyFromOKBG

i can fix her several times


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

Honestly, that would be impressive


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Jesusflyingonhotdogs

"You ain't fixin' shit." -Ibz


LupusHominarius

Don't worry, she will fix you...


Pumpkinbricks

I can fix her, but not before she kills me.


stoneddog_420

Which one?


BLANKTWGOK

She could fix me


Flamelozy

Bob the builder! Can he fix it? … No… not this time… Bob the builder! He has a gun!


Senor_Satan

You need a psycho ward for that


GaijinVagabond

I could make her so much worse 😍


penguin_torpedo

Horse lap dancer?


Plopshire

I mean in her defence. It's rare these days to seem young people learn a actual trade so fair play


TheIVPope

But… there’s young people working in just about every industry


Carnonated_wood

Shhh... we don't follow logic here


Uranium-Sandwich657

17, eyeballing electrical engineer as a career.


KreatorOfWorlds

Inspired by Berserk Horse


Bigdaddydamdam

what about it?


Deviljhojo

She looks like she got possessed on a horror movie


MaterialNarrow5161

Fcking annabelle smile.


Boney_69

She looks like a monsters inc. Character


Uncles_Lotus_Tile

I was thinking more Bilbo when he tried to take ring from Frodo.


svp318

hahahahaha


oooohweeee13

Darla from Finding Nemo


lonelyassboii

Who the fuck name themselves lyrica. I might as well call myself Xanax


hca0423

My name is Lunesta


mydudeponch

I'm valtrex


PerspectiveGlum9633

I'm brad


Shacolm

Oh, my brad


oooohweeee13

Hi, Brad


Acidbaseburn

My name is dextroamphetamine salt combo extended release 30 mg


Saladmaker59

Smash


manupan

Yes, next question


Burningmemo

She would probably smash you


averagepatagonian

*they will smash you


Burningmemo

*it will smash you It is a horse remember?


averagepatagonian

multiple horses


beairrcea

But with multiple personalities


pufferfish_balls

Ey tony? #Why the long personality?


trippydaklown1

Smash you AND take your precious's


Solid-Ad7137

No but she would probably be the only person to swipe right on me for 3 months.


pufferfish_balls

Lucky.


Optimized_optimus

Polygamy ain't that bad


[deleted]

Blackhole sun won't you come


pufferfish_balls

And not stare at me all dayyyy


Acrobatic-Summer-414

He he he’ll nah


Redstonebruvs

Why will he nah? Is this a strategy? Is this supposed to give him advantage? Is he stupid?


Blastoid007

Cover the Face, Fuck the Base! That's the way to do it


Calvinbouchard2

"I hear you, baby. Loud and clear. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business. Am I right, Steve and Edie?"


beairrcea

You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re poking the fire


uccidi_il_nano

idk man there may be nails in her bagaga


Uranium-Sandwich657

Vagina Dentata.


CJ_BARS

The eyes say all you need to know..


Sharp_Consideration1

I might have before she crossed over.


The-Proud-Snail

Funny how her name is an anti depressant medication


Muh2000D

I would date a rock if it doesn't reject me


pufferfish_balls

That’s is amazing lmao


finding_new_interest

What are the odds all of those personalities are that bad?


DeathBlade314

Only one way to find out...


Cautious_History1599

Hopefully one of those personalities are good at giving head


Proud_Wallaby

Horse lap dancer? Does that mean she does lap dances for horses? Or… She is actually a horse that lap dances?


phido3000

A little of column a, a little of column b.


Dryandrough

One of her personalities is a horse.


Coffin_Builder

Sssmmméééééaaaaaggggoooolllll


Tornado4264

Just watch as the miles count down faster and faster


AbrahDonza

HELL NO!!


RyuzakiL117

Looks right out of a Resident Evil game 💀


taboo-arts

So many things to learn from staying away her.


dolltron69

What in the fuck is a 'horse lap dancer' ? Well in the language of a horse i'm going to say.... neigh.


JayinaterOG

Kill it with fire.


BoredCanuck1864

usually i would say i can fix her but this is a little out of my skill set


SamePut9922

How many bad personalities she have?


phido3000

How many do you want? I feel like this would be one of those times you would always magically get more than you could handle.


r3toric

About on par for my relationships last few years tbh. What's one more hey fellas ?!


13D_YT

Ods are one of them is good


Playful_Pollution846

It's the weird horse girl from elementary school


giacacluongtiensinh

Fun and chill until she swap personality mid blowjob


Airway

Too young


goth_eye

She kinda looks like Sabrina miller


TheKillzenth

I hate my life but this will definitely make it worse.


Longjumping-Bar393

Lyrica is a med for personality disorder for people that don't know xd


Cedge1738

Bride of Chucky Vibes


Desertscropion117

Im not a horse.


MFC1886

That’s an……………………….. unflattering picture


DeathBlade314

You clearly lack good taste....


Shrekowski

“What has he gots in his pantses”


cuntybunty73

Isn't Lyrica the brand name for pregabalin and she looks like a demon from the deepest darkest pits of hell


Reasonable_Craft_866

yeahh, can see it...


MrSurly

Looks like she wants her Precious back.


xenodemon

The little girl from the Exorcist grew up


Deutschland6664

maybe in my worst nightmares


constantlytired1917

nah. i already live with an insane bitch who's obsessed with me


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Yeah why not? I've had worse lol


Pumpkinbricks

Some suicidal basyard probaply. I mean this is asking to get killed in you sleep. And thats if sjes had a good day.


Echo-2-2

I’d do it just because I know it wouldn’t be boring and I’d get awesome stories out of it. Maybe even gain a few new girlfriends and a foursome or fivesome out of it. I’m game! Put me in coach!


Numerous_Rip_2680

I can fix her ......... May be after 2-3 exorcism


the_burber

No


crownercorps

If one of her personalities loves to titfuck me till cum...im in.


Stunning-Fold6548

I won't fix her


MorganRose99

"Horse Lap Dancer" Sounds like she's strong, I'd swipe right


GreenGalaxio

She looks like she'll eat my foreskin and my balls off.


Dr_Drewcifer

Gollum ahh


Youngshoota333

What’s a horse lap dancer?


fresh_loaf_of_bread

what has it got in its nasty little pocketses


Electronic-Vehicle58

The job 💀


134679112

When you have school pics at 4 and need to locate the precious at 7.


PsychologicalWave812

Personality❎ Split personality☑️


smoothbrainsquid

Honestly, it just looks like a low quality selfie. Bad angle and lighting makes her look weird, but she has pretty eyes, could be good in person, who knows? Plus, at least she has a good sense of humor. Idk. We shouldnt judge people.


hotsinglewaifu

What the hell is even that


Dapper-Educator-7494

Yikes


TheOriginalGooseMan

One of those personalities eats people


SeattleOligarch

That wasn't me. That was Lyrica.


Fakeplayer1

Wow i realy dont doubt about the multiple personalitys when i look at this pocture… imagine waking up next to her in the middle of the night and looking at that face. I would shit my pants and die of a heart attack.


CosmicChicken43

She got them crazy eyes


Ickythumpin

She probably gives mean head. By “mean” I’m implying that she will enjoy causing you great pain.


Time-Dot5984

Hard pass


NobuB

Absolutely, she looks like she's really freaky in bed and then she's gonna murder me in my sleep.


MR_zapiekanka

Im desperate.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

She has level 10 crazy eyes, but level 4 hotness. She broke the scale


quietconnoisseur

Most sane female user.


T_O_Ommer

Multiple girls or personalities?


PanzerFahrer3199

Change that 15 miles to 60 wtf


ConsentingPotato

Men will say "I like when she's crazy, that's hot". But when crazy says "hi, I'm girl", men will run away and hide.


_H4CK3RM4N

Thank you, I’m good


AJMasksyou

Man patty Farrel really fell off 😔


dankspankwanker

Who remembers jeff the killer?


DrChuddy

Does her head twist 360 too?


Psychological-Web828

[Mystery Man is charmed](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Futjdjk87h4j11.jpg)


big_peepee_wielder

Why does she look like the spawn of Voldemort


TronNerd82

inb4 all the incels who think they actually have rizz come along with "I can fix her" like I'm pretty sure the only man that can fix her is an exorcist.


SnooSketches3386

I'm scared please help


Oswaldgilbertson

The penguin from the Batman returns


reylee05

She reminds me of a mixture of Annabelle and Chucky wife(I forgot her name)


DarthMMC

What's taters, precious?


Spanky_WaffleSnapper

I wondered where Liz Truss was these days.


National_Product_224

Pennywise


PokemanBruh

She gon get meeeee 😭😭😭🙏


Shot_Hospital9416

She looks like she has multiple personalities.


Marsrover112

Looks like smegol actually survived that volcano


Wind_Valuable

shit, it’s 1am now, i was really fucking scared with this photo, my guts nuts now


Chance_Airline_4861

Begone wentch 


Dry-Move-1299

No thanks i like men


Confident_Pilot_9907

Ofcourse


One-Solution-3211

NOPE NOPE


pufferfish_balls

As soon as it said multiple and looked her dead in the eyes again I felt my heart sink in immense dread… #STILL GONNA SMASH AND DASH THOOOOO


tweaking-gohanfr

Bi' be looking like sukuna bro 😭😭


SchemePale6222

Which one?


SorrowCat14

I’m scared


The_JimmyXD

You should put this on spoiler, this is a jumpscare


PhantomThief1000

Yea....


Akaza_uppermoon__3

Horse lap dancer?!? Excuse me


FoxyTheHost

Lmao wtf


HotGate4368

It's always been looks over personality with me 😒


[deleted]

Thank you for the eternal nightmares!


Known-Literature-226

I would date her


SadQuarter3128

hello no


LilFingaz

Do I want to die? Yes. Do I want to get fucked by Chucky on estrogen? No.


namhserf_45

No.


TheTurtleMaster59

Tf do you mean horese lap dancer?


Realistic_Degree_773

Exorcist vibes....


Rare_Plankton_3545

She has multiple pills for sure ,gonna pass tho


Program-Emotional

Horse lap dancer... What the fuck.


Substantial_Gur_8230

Wow, Chucky's daughter Glenda is all grown up!


DeerHunter041674

The female version of Detective Charles Boyle.


Pykiril

Why does she look like Annabelle?


Rigistroni

Not with a bio like that


DeezMoNkeheheheh

What happened to her eye…….


UncleMidgetJoe

Might as well


FocusMuppetFart

Can anyone say cheese grated dick?


vincentquy

I bet she talks like Gollum.


X7koolaid7x

Those eyes scream crazy


PoorBastardButNo

Annabelle


LuciferBright

shiiiiddd... idk maybe


Jake4Ragnarok

Horse lap dancer? Oh I see where the black eye came from.


brownLightning69247

If you put bag over her head it's bueano


Own_Entertainer3850

I don't wanna fix her


Working_Dragon00777

My man, you don't know what Males will do to get women. Would


matt_thebarbarian

Fatal Attraction 2.0


Difficult-Swimmer-76

Horse lap dance is absolutely insane


morbidly_obese_cat_

she looks like a creepypasta


BulmasBabyDaddy

She could be in a horror movie so if you’re making one there you go


fandanvan

Looks evil/possessed...


MarilynMonheaux

That honestly triggered my fear of clowns and I’m shaking and in tears. Please put a trigger warning on this. Like dead ass though.


1Killag123

I shuddered when I saw that pic


caparisme

Wow. I really shouldn't stick my penis in there. *However-*


breathable_farts

Except for dark circles and braces she looks alright. Smash.


vb2007__

For fucks sake the NSFW tag isn't there by accident Use it


Diver_Into_Anything

...Wouldn't.