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Oh nothing at all. If you look into Tweety (from Looney Tunes), you'll notice they say Thought like 'Taught', so I figured it was a lovely joke. :D But the word would have been Thought, if you were going for super accuracy.
It's funny when people rescue animals because the animals *don't know* they're being rescued. In the wild, if something bigger grabs you it usually intends to *eat* you. So I'm just imagining really confused rescued animals being like *"why hasn't it eaten me yet why hasn't it eaten me yet why hasn't it eaten me yet--"*
This is Robert Fuller, a well known wildlife photographer known for also rescuing owls and other birds of prey. He's taking the chicks here for banding (like chipping) while the adults are away.
Or wasps. Fun little buggers, espescially Tarantula Hawks. Those adorable little boop'nsnoots will fly down and tackle a spider before injecting it with a paralyzing agent. She then proceeds to snuggle the itsy-bitsy spider with her ovipositor, gentle and full of care, to deposit her teeny-weeny wasp eggs into the thorax of the spider. Now, after this rough (for the spider), but exciting night, the spider is too drowsy to go back home alone and so the wasp helps her new friend find its way back.
A few days later the spider awakes to find his new girl is gone, but she left a note on the fridge that says to "enjoy your meal, baby!". He looks around but finds no prepared breakfast or anything. Strange. Then, out of nowhere there's a burning sensation in his chest. Sorrow because she's gone? No... Pain, yes, but no sorrow. He notices the chitin on his thorax is caved in a little, and then he can hear them. In the distance. Scraping, gnawing, crawling around. The sounds move closer and the spider feels his legs giving away to his weight. "W-..what?" He asks himself in disbelief, as his chitin starts to ungulate to the rythm of the sounds. He can hear them.. in there, in his chest. He's yet alive, but how? No matter now. He knows what's next, best use what time he has left. He calls his family to say goodbye, to tell his ex-wife, who tried to bite his head off mind you, that he still loves her and hopes she'll tell their spiderlings just what a man their pa was..
They found him, y'know? What's left of him, at least. An empty husk, no organs, no blood. Nothing but his skin. He's not the first. There were at least 14 reported cases like this in the last month. Police are starting to think it's a gang. Whoever.. whatever they are, they're still out there.
I read this 2000AD comic about a couple of people sitting around a table eating food. But then it zooms in and the bowls are actually full of people, these are just giant eldritch monsters that treat us like snacks. Then I'm pretty sure some other human turns up and kills them, he becomes a sort of legend amongst them - the food that fights back. A kind of boogeyman.
This reminds me of that for some reason.
Just think of all the times a hungry snake found an unguarded bird nest and started chowing down while the siblings all watched in complete terror. If there is a God then he has a pretty sick sense of humour 😂
As far as I'm aware he's taking them in order to get a little zip tie with an id, then putting them right back. It's not like they're in danger or anything.
I like birds, so I watch Robert E Fuller’s YouTube channel and live nest cameras.
I also like memes and shitposting.
I was not expecting these two very opposite worlds colliding today.
From the point of view of the chick this thing is huge beyond huge. Its mouth big enough to swallow the chick, teeth strong enough to just bite down and end it. This thing literally came out of nowhere to the chicks home. It also has smile as it nonchalantly grabs the chick with a gleaming smile talking to some invisible force. If I were the chick I too would develop human vocal cords and learn the English language to articulate the sheer terror I am feeling.
I worked for a while with Great Tit nests.
The parents would hide under their offspring if they saw us putting our hand in the nest box to count the number of birdies or eggs, lol
(The birbs were always handled with care :). )
Lol, I love Robert Fuller. He’s just taking the birds to get weighed and tagged.
But he puts them in a fucking messenger bag, and just walks around with these fucking baby birds in his bag like they’re a packed lunch. And when he pulls them out they always look utterly gobsmacked and bewildered at the audacity of this bitch.
You know what I love? Having my sound on only to hear the worst and most annoying scream I’ve ever heard. Don’t watch with sound on. The video is absolute shit with it.
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I have never seen an animal look more terrified
especially when the second bird was left alone, bro collapsed
Panic maxxing
Fearpilled
~~Flight response~~
bro folded like a lawn chair
Man hit the ground swinging them footsies too
When your mom tells you it's time to go play outside in the sun...
You want to?
it's because they really taught they gonna die
lol taught
I'm struggling with verb tense in English, can you tell me what should have I written instead of "taught"?
Oh nothing at all. If you look into Tweety (from Looney Tunes), you'll notice they say Thought like 'Taught', so I figured it was a lovely joke. :D But the word would have been Thought, if you were going for super accuracy.
Doubt they were as terrified as your brothers and sisters during the fall of Cadia
Wait until you see some slaughterhouse video footage!
That wasnt fear that was sedadet depressed sack of meats
What a barbarian way of thinking of it. where are you from?
Why the hell would their place of origin make any difference in their thoughts on a topic?
Not all cultures are created equal
What so you mean by equal? Why would their hypothetical culture matter in the slightest?
They're racist.
Yours???
No, I think usernames are getting mixed up here, I was calling out the guy making the culture claims.
Racist vegan, more at 11:00
They don't look scared when they're dead
It was so cute yet so heartbreaking all at once
This is how cthulhu feels when he interacts with humans
Bird is how I feel when cthulhu interacts with humans
poor birdies , they saw life flash before their eyes with them giant hands
At least couldn't have been much of a flash at that age.
Life: Vomit and tree
Like the master hand
It's funny when people rescue animals because the animals *don't know* they're being rescued. In the wild, if something bigger grabs you it usually intends to *eat* you. So I'm just imagining really confused rescued animals being like *"why hasn't it eaten me yet why hasn't it eaten me yet why hasn't it eaten me yet--"*
I think this guy is only chipping them or something, can't really tell if this is supposed to be a rescue
This is Robert Fuller, a well known wildlife photographer known for also rescuing owls and other birds of prey. He's taking the chicks here for banding (like chipping) while the adults are away.
"Oh shit it wants to lay eggs inside me so its children can feast on my flesh!"
Wasp mindset.
Username does NOT check out
god it should've been me
Not sure why you are being downvoted. You don’t mean it sexually. You mean it in like the same way as what flies do.
[удалено]
Or wasps. Fun little buggers, espescially Tarantula Hawks. Those adorable little boop'nsnoots will fly down and tackle a spider before injecting it with a paralyzing agent. She then proceeds to snuggle the itsy-bitsy spider with her ovipositor, gentle and full of care, to deposit her teeny-weeny wasp eggs into the thorax of the spider. Now, after this rough (for the spider), but exciting night, the spider is too drowsy to go back home alone and so the wasp helps her new friend find its way back. A few days later the spider awakes to find his new girl is gone, but she left a note on the fridge that says to "enjoy your meal, baby!". He looks around but finds no prepared breakfast or anything. Strange. Then, out of nowhere there's a burning sensation in his chest. Sorrow because she's gone? No... Pain, yes, but no sorrow. He notices the chitin on his thorax is caved in a little, and then he can hear them. In the distance. Scraping, gnawing, crawling around. The sounds move closer and the spider feels his legs giving away to his weight. "W-..what?" He asks himself in disbelief, as his chitin starts to ungulate to the rythm of the sounds. He can hear them.. in there, in his chest. He's yet alive, but how? No matter now. He knows what's next, best use what time he has left. He calls his family to say goodbye, to tell his ex-wife, who tried to bite his head off mind you, that he still loves her and hopes she'll tell their spiderlings just what a man their pa was.. They found him, y'know? What's left of him, at least. An empty husk, no organs, no blood. Nothing but his skin. He's not the first. There were at least 14 reported cases like this in the last month. Police are starting to think it's a gang. Whoever.. whatever they are, they're still out there.
nutted to this
Peak.
The avian mind cannot comprehend this
SQUAWK!
This guy avians
they didnt got indomitable bird spirit
They haven't had the chance to develop it, and the aura of power that guy projects likely shredded any defense they mustered
Elon musk geting rid of tweeter, colorized
Hahaha literally made me laugh out loud
Loool
tweeter
Bro, didn’t have the audio on the first watch, what an experience
Putting the Tyler1 scream here is goated
It works so well lmao
Unmuting the video was **actual** cancer.
Doofensmacker! HYAAAAAHHH
I read this 2000AD comic about a couple of people sitting around a table eating food. But then it zooms in and the bowls are actually full of people, these are just giant eldritch monsters that treat us like snacks. Then I'm pretty sure some other human turns up and kills them, he becomes a sort of legend amongst them - the food that fights back. A kind of boogeyman. This reminds me of that for some reason.
Please help find a link lol
Comment so I see the link
We need a link people, someone find it I’ll give you 1/12 pieces of Peters Pecker Pizza.
Long faceless snek comes Opened its mouth, five different heads Grabbed me into the void bag Brother joined no long after Awaits our final end
Even though the guy is probably helping them I can't stop feeling bad for the poor birdies
The poor birdies will forget this as soon as mom and dad return with a good crop of grinded mice
Five finger worm abduction. Taken by food is the biggest fear.
The Tyler1 screams make this perfect
Just think of all the times a hungry snake found an unguarded bird nest and started chowing down while the siblings all watched in complete terror. If there is a God then he has a pretty sick sense of humour 😂
As far as I'm aware he's taking them in order to get a little zip tie with an id, then putting them right back. It's not like they're in danger or anything.
They should tell the poor little guys first so they don't get so scared
I like birds, so I watch Robert E Fuller’s YouTube channel and live nest cameras. I also like memes and shitposting. I was not expecting these two very opposite worlds colliding today.
Never thought ill see a robert e fuller meme on reddit before lol
I can't stop laughing
I should watch AOT again
Why is Elon musk grabbing them birds?
I genuinely felt bro’s terror.
Omg that made me laugh like an idiot so hard, omg
First post here that actually made me cry tears laughing. High quality shitpost. That screaming, omg im ded.
😂😂😅
Narw poor floofs
Robert E Fuller is a notorious bird snatcher!
Holy shit this had me in stitches
Dude I am CRYING. Those human screams are HYSTERICAL!
Tyler1 fits too well here
Get the birds all confused with kindness here. The next time something large wants to grab them, they'll go willingly.
Looks tasty
accurate
What's this from?
OMG the hand.... THE HAND ....😫
From the point of view of the chick this thing is huge beyond huge. Its mouth big enough to swallow the chick, teeth strong enough to just bite down and end it. This thing literally came out of nowhere to the chicks home. It also has smile as it nonchalantly grabs the chick with a gleaming smile talking to some invisible force. If I were the chick I too would develop human vocal cords and learn the English language to articulate the sheer terror I am feeling.
Yoink
If I was chilling and a big ass hand the size of me suddenly open the door of my room and pull me outside, i'd lost consciousness.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tweety Gran'ny's wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Poor birby :c
Attack on titan in the eyes of the humans be like
I wonder where the audio came from
The single mother of two watching me take her children as rent:
Horror movie actors and actresses... take notes.
Attack on titan
Bro really said 🫱🐤🫲
I worked for a while with Great Tit nests. The parents would hide under their offspring if they saw us putting our hand in the nest box to count the number of birdies or eggs, lol (The birbs were always handled with care :). )
I love Robert E. Fuller.
Lol, I love Robert Fuller. He’s just taking the birds to get weighed and tagged. But he puts them in a fucking messenger bag, and just walks around with these fucking baby birds in his bag like they’re a packed lunch. And when he pulls them out they always look utterly gobsmacked and bewildered at the audacity of this bitch.
It's like those pictures you see of people in haunted houses
Wow this is fking peak
Imagine being pulled out of your home by some unknown thing..
You’d be scared if a giant hand came from the side of your house and grabbed everyone in there one by one
The fact its big tonka dubbed in over this somehow makes it that much extra special.
You know what I love? Having my sound on only to hear the worst and most annoying scream I’ve ever heard. Don’t watch with sound on. The video is absolute shit with it.
That's why it's called a shitpost❤️
People who think that loud=funny shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
People who think that "Different humor than mine = trash humor" shouldn't be allowed on the internet.