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lespectaculardumbass

They dont know if their grandson will be black or chinese


Nagesh_yelma

I understood that reference


J3sush8sm3

I cant imagine why you wouldnt


NEON324

He will be a mix of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker ruch hour type shit


Glazeddapper

blinese or chack?


Raaz8080

chigger


ArthurMorgn

Blink


Monkeyke

Blasian


Yarusenai

If only we knew someone who could compare both of those possibilities


AttemptNu4

"And when the world needed him most, he vanished"


mastersheeef

They need to lighten up and watch the movies Rush Hour 1-4. They taught me everything I need to know about how amazing it can be when black and Asian people unite.


Fluid_Block_1235

Their adopted black son married a Japanese girl, they are Chinese


redditreeer

The girl in the doesn't look like japanese to me but i could be wrong


Crazy_Dave0418

Looks South East Asian like Indonesian or Filipina.


uejnja

How would she Look Like If she was black or japanese


PassivelyInvisible

They're at the funeral.


blackmobius

He absolutely wrecked her organs during a wrestling match


Delta_Suspect

Their cat is being brutally murdered (out of frame)


FoldyHole

Can’t murder animals.


EggWarioMan

What do you mean when you say that


FoldyHole

Murder means to unlawfully kill a human. Can’t murder an animal that isn’t human.


WestMetal4193

🤓☝


FoldyHole

💦⤵️🍑


420squirrelhivemind

they bumped heads nose first accidentally


ParaLumic

Their son married a Chinese woman (they're tired of Chinese people and want some variety)


Heybro_123

They are beatboxing honestly


before686entenz

The baby will not be good at math or sports


JosshhyJ

Yeah a Jack of all trades master of none


ThePhantom1994

Or just a jack of no trades


cjm0

jack off nut raids


HookerDoctorLawyer

Why is *she* crying.


Such-Pool-1329

I'm not sure if they're happy or sad but they just found out that they're gonna be grandparents.


SolidStateGames

The father lost the pass


BroccoliDry5253

Their son married an asian


Grinkledonk

Allergies


Difficulty-Fit

I came to say this but sadly beaten to it


Hioliolo

The woman has a condition where her hands are glued to her face (there is no cure)


Polak_Janusz

Because they are in an ai meme.


jimbo-870

Plot twist, they are huffing glue.


OWOPICKLECHANOWO

The bees.


carefree_carrot

Because Sumting Wong


HOLL0Wrising

They are sad they’re adopted son(pictured right) died in a car accident


rugrmon

because


Tofukjtten

The onions in the fridge


fannyflour

They just feel sorry for her pussy being destroyed by big one.


Excenton

the plant in the background is dying


Jake_The_Socialist

Theu ain't crying. They're sneezing at the same time.


AriTheInari

They stole a picture from a random family and their alzheimers made them think they were their kids and when they eventually met the police were called and now they are being arrested for stealing a picture and breaking and entering


B1998W31Ga

They lost their daughter to the shadow people


kilqax

They cannot sell their miracle hair product to their son in law, his hair is too short


quietconnoisseur

They are weeping for their daughter’s pussy.


RockDog2022

Because they will finally have curls in the family.


InstanceOk9683

They wanted a fem boy 😭😭😭


Thech459

Store ran out of their favorite shampoo


dumbbyatch

They are incredibly happy Get out situation.....


Natural_Explorer2556

They remember their youth


Just_a_terrarian163

The guy's second name was juice


MyPeakCretivity

You have to let us go. The crash wasn't your fault.


JosshhyJ

She would sold to this man and forced to marry him


PricelessLogs

Their new son-in-law plays Genshin Impact


sarckasm

It's a picture of their wedding day, so many years ago. She thought she could change him, but forgot to stop.


MexicoPablo

lost the powerball :(


Fit_Material5774

because their son married to a poor Asian girl


Old_Caterpillar-1

They're going to have black chyna in their house soon


s1fro

Their youth has passed


coffeColouredKiwiCow

Wondering why he went from black to Asian


JaThatOneGooner

It reminds them of the accident (it wasn’t their fault, they need to let it go).


AbaloneDesperate8124

I scammed their retirement funds


TenshiFromYakuza

Cuz they know they're from North Korea


NoahVailability

Their adopted son has married a gold digging Filipino.


[deleted]

Because 2 Wongs don't make a white? Oh sorry, wrong joke


Some-robloxian-on

Their adopted son married a J\*panese woman (he has betrayed the family oath against japan)


_username_here_2

Son married Chinese


_IOME

This couple they met at their biweekly group kareoke nights recently died ☹️


-lRexl-

Their adopted son is marrying a stripper


0_infinity_0

ambiguous


whatsadmin

They crapped their pants


motorbanker

Their transgender cat's siamese


AnnyAskers

She was to tight.


LoGo_86

They're sneezing


LowRaise6576

overdose of orgasms


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Thugphobic 😔


Oconitnitsua

9/12


Nu55ies

They just found out she cheated on him and now he's cutting all of them out of his life.


TheEmeraldKnite

They are sad


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FreshBarracuda2129

Because their daughter and her husband were abducted by aliens as guinea pigs to make reproductive and genetic experiments recombining their DNA in twisted and malicious ways because evil aliens envy our human dicks and pussies


Far_Nefariousness_43

cuz their j's re fake asf


Noir-1295

Their daughter is a hostage to that man


agent1290

She gets the BBC while they dont


Program-Emotional

Their daughter was executed by way of BBC