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They need to lighten up and watch the movies Rush Hour 1-4. They taught me everything I need to know about how amazing it can be when black and Asian people unite.
They stole a picture from a random family and their alzheimers made them think they were their kids and when they eventually met the police were called and now they are being arrested for stealing a picture and breaking and entering
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Because their daughter and her husband were abducted by aliens as guinea pigs to make reproductive and genetic experiments recombining their DNA in twisted and malicious ways because evil aliens envy our human dicks and pussies
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They dont know if their grandson will be black or chinese
I understood that reference
I cant imagine why you wouldnt
He will be a mix of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker ruch hour type shit
blinese or chack?
chigger
Blink
Blasian
If only we knew someone who could compare both of those possibilities
"And when the world needed him most, he vanished"
They need to lighten up and watch the movies Rush Hour 1-4. They taught me everything I need to know about how amazing it can be when black and Asian people unite.
Their adopted black son married a Japanese girl, they are Chinese
The girl in the doesn't look like japanese to me but i could be wrong
Looks South East Asian like Indonesian or Filipina.
How would she Look Like If she was black or japanese
They're at the funeral.
He absolutely wrecked her organs during a wrestling match
Their cat is being brutally murdered (out of frame)
Can’t murder animals.
What do you mean when you say that
Murder means to unlawfully kill a human. Can’t murder an animal that isn’t human.
🤓☝
💦⤵️🍑
they bumped heads nose first accidentally
Their son married a Chinese woman (they're tired of Chinese people and want some variety)
They are beatboxing honestly
The baby will not be good at math or sports
Yeah a Jack of all trades master of none
Or just a jack of no trades
jack off nut raids
Why is *she* crying.
I'm not sure if they're happy or sad but they just found out that they're gonna be grandparents.
The father lost the pass
Their son married an asian
Allergies
I came to say this but sadly beaten to it
The woman has a condition where her hands are glued to her face (there is no cure)
Because they are in an ai meme.
Plot twist, they are huffing glue.
The bees.
Because Sumting Wong
They are sad they’re adopted son(pictured right) died in a car accident
because
The onions in the fridge
They just feel sorry for her pussy being destroyed by big one.
the plant in the background is dying
Theu ain't crying. They're sneezing at the same time.
They stole a picture from a random family and their alzheimers made them think they were their kids and when they eventually met the police were called and now they are being arrested for stealing a picture and breaking and entering
They lost their daughter to the shadow people
They cannot sell their miracle hair product to their son in law, his hair is too short
They are weeping for their daughter’s pussy.
Because they will finally have curls in the family.
They wanted a fem boy 😭😭😭
Store ran out of their favorite shampoo
They are incredibly happy Get out situation.....
They remember their youth
The guy's second name was juice
You have to let us go. The crash wasn't your fault.
She would sold to this man and forced to marry him
Their new son-in-law plays Genshin Impact
It's a picture of their wedding day, so many years ago. She thought she could change him, but forgot to stop.
lost the powerball :(
because their son married to a poor Asian girl
They're going to have black chyna in their house soon
Their youth has passed
Wondering why he went from black to Asian
It reminds them of the accident (it wasn’t their fault, they need to let it go).
I scammed their retirement funds
Cuz they know they're from North Korea
Their adopted son has married a gold digging Filipino.
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white? Oh sorry, wrong joke
Their adopted son married a J\*panese woman (he has betrayed the family oath against japan)
Son married Chinese
This couple they met at their biweekly group kareoke nights recently died ☹️
Their adopted son is marrying a stripper
ambiguous
They crapped their pants
Their transgender cat's siamese
She was to tight.
They're sneezing
overdose of orgasms
Thugphobic 😔
9/12
They just found out she cheated on him and now he's cutting all of them out of his life.
They are sad
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Because their daughter and her husband were abducted by aliens as guinea pigs to make reproductive and genetic experiments recombining their DNA in twisted and malicious ways because evil aliens envy our human dicks and pussies
cuz their j's re fake asf
Their daughter is a hostage to that man
She gets the BBC while they dont
Their daughter was executed by way of BBC