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By my current calculations, I am somewhere in the middle of 2035.

Rookie numbers, I'm done for tbis century

Hah! My goon years are over 9000!

Yall are really slacking that’s all I’m going to say

dont your hands get tired?

You just switch off

It's 2024 and bro is living in the future

working for afterlife right now

🤣🤣🤣

no

Your comment has the worth of a summer ant. You add 0 things to this conversation. You should delete your comment, NOW

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I think i am safe for the next 5years😌

Damn. I'm in 2012 or so.

chad

Lmfao I'm past the no nut decade now that I think about it. Fucking pills man...

the no nut what?

No nut decade (nnd)

I’m sorry to hear that my friend. I hope you beat whatever you are fighting and are able to get it back some day.

Thanks a bunch but to be honest it's been so long that I don't miss it anymore.

Are you sucking them back in or what?

No, I'm just not aroused by sex or porn or w/e. I do t even have wet dreams anymore. Guess it's because of the amount of pills I take for all the stuff I got physically and psychologically.

i dont take pills and i have the same condition as u, guess i have low dopamine

I barely produce dopamine, i just jerk off to excercise my wrist.

if that prostate cancers rumors are true ur doing a good thing

> I'm just not aroused by sex or porn or w/e Maybe your one of those wierd freaky addicts dudes who gets horny of ridiculous shit like a car or something but you've just not found your object of choice yet

Nah, at least I don't think so. I'm almost sure it's becuase of my medication. Haven't had a boner in more than a year.

Fair enough, was just joking about. Probably has its downsides but I can't lie sometimes I wish it was not a body function I have to deal with

Dude is on meds. Try not to be a douche

Its a shitposting subreddit, if the guy wants a pity party thrown for him there our plenty of subreddit that will be nice and serious and not make jokes. He's an adult, he can speak for himself and if he takes offence to my joke he is more then capable of telling me himself. fuck off being a douche and acting like he cannot

He’s not asking for pity. Dude can’t get aroused because of meds. “Getting offended” isn’t the terrible consequence you seem to think it is. Grow up and be kind to strangers

I guess my prostate is immortal by now

I finished 2 months ago 🤑

You're supposed to finish 21 times per month, so get rubbin'.

Well I'm done till post apocalypse

Like the opposite of achilles, if your prostate got shot by a arrow it'd just bounce off

When it comes to being healthy, I'm always ready to lend a hand. Let's finish the rest of the year strong

So god wants us not to jerk it so we get up there faster

I am done for life brothers 🙏

Can someone do the maths to estimate the amount of semen a man is able to produce throughout his entire life, starting from puberty until death?

About four-point-two, maybe three.

Countless generations cried out in anguish.... we are equivalent to those of Stalin, Hitler and Kahn.

I'm 36, ain't got no time for that.... I can barely get 8 hours of sleep in.

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Yeah im good for the next decade

June 23d and i am done with April

I hell naw 2052

It's June 23 I'm already done with 2078

60 times a month

I got time for about 2 heat deaths of the universe

Those are rookie numbers

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at this point i am healing myself from every disease in my body

So like..... about once a day? Three times MINIMUM

I’m still in 2008

Ive looped backed around and ended up resetting my progress, how fucked is my prostate???

The best naruto technique

Bro I'm probably sorted for life by now

My kids and grandsons life is paid for

It's June 23rd and I'm already done with 2025,2026,2027 and probably 2028 by the end of this year if I keep going 👌

Welp im fine till next apocalipse witch will happen on march 26th on a thursday

I’m past the singularity

I am tired of this lie. (my penis exploded)

If I had an iPad Pro 12.9 with Fun Run 3 it would be a lot easier

Did you really wait exactly one year for the repost. Impresive

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