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Illusive_Tomski

All shitty giggles until the body rejects the doners head


Banana_Mage_

Yea, only way this surgery would even be considered is if either anti-rejection meds get better or the new body is a near identical match to yours.


Clint2032

Just make a clone. It'll be a empty vessel ready for transplant.


The28manx

Ah yes, as a clone would certainly not have it's own mind and will and would definitely embrace being said "empty vessel"


Clint2032

I'm glad we're in agreement!


figgerbit

If you get your memory wiped, it doesn't matter who is or isn't the clone. You are now both the clone and the original at the same time.


The28manx

If you had your memory wiped - you would not remember anything, then you'd just have a person and a clone of them that're vegetables


SkyfatherTribe

Mauler Twins moment


Kegachi2

So basically hollow knight


The28manx

Hollow mind


ReadyThor

It is all fine if you prevent the brain of the clone from developing before the first trimester.


FlameWisp

In the universe where we can speed up the process of aging to get a clone ready in time for head transplant, I’m sure we can make the clone functionally braindead at birth too.


The28manx

And it not effect the body's functionality or it's ability to serve effectively as a functioning body? I'd think cloning being already in it's infancy/development (in said universe this would need to change, though it's not unthinkable) and aging being studied more and more: I'd think we could create clones, and eventually effective clones! Though to make clones that genetically lack components needed for basic function of a human, or to be able to alter these traits so that they cannot function during life to be used as an empty vessel - would require acute and controlled adjustments of genetics (as opposed to just growing another and progressing aging) and or control over the brain/body that would facilitate making mindless usable bodies. Cloning being expanded to cloning humans and such would be a breach of morals already, but I do think we could push for it at some point or have the advanced technologies enough to foster clones that are able to live normal lives without too much (ideally any) trial and error. I think for the technology to go further and create functioning, livable, bodies that can be transplanted to *without complicating the process of transplanting a human brain/head further* would require vast oversteps in morality to achieve that would be more akin to psychological torture and the ability to do so would be highly unlikely without poking and prodding at the brain in ways considered completely inhumane. Those doing such could justify failed clones as just failures of life, who lived the short sweet lives they were given. On paper here and now, that doesn't look good whatsoever, but when they're lives that don't effect the general populous until genuinely effective - no many of the average man would bat an eye realistically. To experiment on living people of the public to justify making bodies that don't work on their own whatsoever, in the case that someone needs said transplant, I feel would be harder to explain and or have go smoothly. Of course, all of this is hypothetical, and in said universe it could be enforced with no issue if we simply said it could. I just like the conversation :D


FlameWisp

Basically these hypothetical humans are the Qu from All Tomorrows and would only do this cloning experiment to see if it can be done, not because it’s the most feasible option. Morality isn’t allowed to hinder progress, even if the progress is just to see if some strange concept is possible. They wouldn’t clone a braindead human because it’s their best option, but because it’s an interesting one.


Puzzleheaded-Weird66

so you have to wait (your age in years) for it to fit your current self?


Clint2032

Nope. They will grow you an adult body. Though you will have to relearn all your motor skills as the new body will have everything wonky. So you'll be a giant baby!


Uncle480

That is a horrifying thought


10buy10

Easy fix, drink the blood of the grandson to the person who first had the body


Purple-Anxiety-4349

alright stand user


mother_love-

That's what she did


Cry-Working

I hate it when my body rejects döners


Doorknob_Licker2

Imagine waking up and your dicks smaller than yesterday


mother_love-

Or no comrade


Personal_Fee_8120

How bout if it's bigger😋


RealBluePikmin1

anything will be bigger 😔


W41rus

wait they can get smaller?!?!?!?!?!


WeLiveInASociety451

Why… why did they put the other guy’s face on him


anderoe

They do a little trolling


LopsidedCsky

I assume this is a body swap in which case the face of the other person would have to stay on the original body and since the head was transported fully in the first step, the face gets removed and put back into the original body.


-EV3RYTHING-

Yeah but then the person is getting a new body *and* a new face


LopsidedCsky

Yeah the only thing transferred is the consciousness thus making this a body swap


Basith_Shinrah

Yeah. Brain transplant with your own ears etc. Good right?


Beautiful-Prize-8331

No way we got lego head transplant shit before GTA 6


AGreatBecuming

BJ Blaskowitz type of fella


DominicTheLegend2008

First thing I thought of when I saw this


Me_how5678

Blow Job Blaskowitz bwhahahahahahaha


shadowgolden905

Wait boys im not asleep. WAIT PLEASE N- NOOOOOOOO


-Add694

So skin walker with extra steps


OxymoreReddit

# is that a Jojo reference ??!?!!!;?1!1!1!??!???!


One_Potato3092

Beatmetoit


Former_Notice81

So will the recipient wake up with a new face or the doner wake up with a new body? Time to think


spaglemon_bolegnese

The donor doesn’t wake up


DragonRaptor22

That was me during a sleepover


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

I said "stick em up everybody I'm a' robbin' this place, drop all of your money in my guitar case. Don't nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door!"


S1mpl3Guy

Jojo reference


toughtiggy101

Dog Man lore


mighty_drake_reborn

Ah yes the mysterious "advanced microsurgery technique"


Racker_431

How to get bigger cock


Ph455ki1

..and the head is fixed in place with screws borrowed from his aunt


Suspicious-Lightning

Galvanized square steel


NormanNOconsecue2394

Jojo's phantom blood


Bigthebomb

When you have sleep paralysis the moment the homies starts pranking you


MsJenX

I thought this was supposed to be done with a rain dead person and a guy that was quadruplegic


Additional-Pop-3327

If this would be possible I'd prefer getting robotic body.


No-Bad-1269

bro got chromed


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

Can someone confirm if this is theoretically possible?


brainbrick

There were plans to do that, i think the surgeon got cold feet eventually


jgott933

franken fran type shit


-EV3RYTHING-

Wait why did they switch the faces too


LegoBattIeDroid

so they can get the full experience


LegoBattIeDroid

first time I watched this shit I got a headache


vasekgamescz

you have a sandevistan?


Scomtom

That is bizzare


Protein_sniffer69

I can confirm this✋


Frostlark

Anyone ever seen Face-Off?