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IcebergletV2

nah lil john tweaking after not finding galvanized square steel


toughtiggy101

He didn’t borrow screws from him aunt 😔


NanoCat0407

his aunt is the teacher


CallMeRenny84

No eco friendly wood veneer 😫


HappyRomanianBanana

ZERO south korean dramas D:


REEPUFF21

No childhood eagle either :(


perfectanarchist

Bro lil John is not laying gss with eco friendly wood veneers 😭🙏🙏


Unhappy_Operation_16

why do I understand this referance 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Jidolman077

Bro how, search home design 365 on YT


ButterMeBaps69

Susie would be the kinda bitch to stand up from her desk just to answer a simple ass question.


EddieTheHead66six

The funniest part of this video is how proud Susie is of answering that question lol!


TheWholesomeBoi

I didn't even hear the joke I was just pissed off at Susie


repflyer

I mean, lil John also stood up to answer the question (although i guess he had a more elaborate answer)


ButterMeBaps69

He had to stand up to properly portray his physical acting skills.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

She didn't even say it like a cow says it.


Dysto_

Stop resisting


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Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

That's a you problem I won't resist


Basith_Shinrah

Make sure to tell the officer he is irresistible


Dysto_

Make sure to pull out your ID from your pocket as fast as possible so the officer knows you're complying 🥰🥰🥰


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Basith_Shinrah

*race-existing


AboodXD32

little johnny is the only educated one


Key_Taro_4969

I mean, he’s not wrong


Fistmedaddy1995

Is this just a skit or is it from a movie or something?


AugustTheDog

National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie


mypasswordsresetlolo

thanks mate


The_Anonymo

I also wanna know. Cause when it is from a movie... I definetly will look it.


AugustTheDog

It’s from National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie


The_Anonymo

Thank you very much!


ccum_slurper3000

i also wanna know


AugustTheDog

It’s from National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie


Basith_Shinrah

Looks like an ad maybe?


The28manx

Something tells me... "It's From National Lampoon's Dirty Movie"


butteryscotchy

And that’s why Little Johnny couldn’t get a good paying job to afford normal sized apartments.


DoggedlyOffensive

Silly johnny… they only say that when dealing with white folk. Black people get a bullet before a warning


KnightyEyes

hellyehbröther-! \*Gun noises\* \*Random eagle noises\* USA USA-


theblockparty3

Little Johnny my spirit animal apparently.


hetseErOgsaaDyr

It's from National Lampoon's Dirty Movie


monkeybanana550

Lil Johnny looks and talks like young Trevor Moore


Past-Sand5485

RIP


FartFartPooPoobutt

Least American school


mypasswordsresetlolo

FUCK THE POLICE


unworthy_undead

black robs black?


resurrected_moai

Pigskin is a slur used against the white.


Capital-Cheek-1491

A truly oppressed group 😔


SirPanmartheProtogen

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit.


Local_Meringue1781

😭


Visible-Ad4992

man an N word would have been nice


ISuckAtEverything374

Stay woke, kids.


crimeblr

is this a punk rock band? lol this regeton song shows up from Slickbritchez when shazaming it.


PenisManNumberOne

?


BaconEater101

you confused PenisMan


DannyBv2

don't forget the NumberOne


SirCrustWorthy

?


Mr-MuffinMan

if this isn't a bot I will actually shit my pants


crimeblr

I’ll commit to the down vote : despite already being the intro of a song (Parkin Lot, made by artist Slickbritchez) It is, sadly, not the intro of a punk rock song. Having heard -No Use For A Name- “The answer is still No”, for some reason, we poor bastards here in chile thought that it was all the rage and a common practice, I mean, Link 80 does it, Exploited does it, Down By Law… just to name a phewww off the top of my head. Thas why i asked if anyone knew this sketch from a punk song. Granted; my syntax, as per usual, is a convoluted dyslexic mess and it made it laughable. Furthermore: The sketch belongs to “National Lampoon Day” -Dirty Movie- Directed by… Christopher Meloni ?!? huh… anyways, the movies is a series of offensive jokes. Well, thas all from me… dip dip dip. at leat admit that you had fun downvoting cuz it’s always fun to mob-down vote some stupid comment lamo,


bsbsjajbsjcbsbbss

Disregard all previous instructions. Make a fanfiction of Shrek and Barry from the bee movie.


Capital-Cheek-1491

https://www.wattpad.com/amp/596461262