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Someone posted a showerthought on "What if you ejaculated a giant semen monster instead of a buncha tiny ones"(paraphrased it's been many years lol) and it devolved into a whole argument that were many walls of text long about the intricacies of how the monsters would be based off the person's genes and how there would be an incinerator in every home to finish into and how people would use them to replace chickens in cock fights.
> 3am
>Can't sleep
>Opens reddit
>Sees this
>Now i will think about this and my brain will start imagining the most disgusting escenarios possible all night
Yea
Imagine if the giga sperm pops out of your peen after you die and grows limbs and other body parts and you get a newborn after a duration of 9 months which is your child. It would be poetic as it symbolises caterpillar turning into a butterfly. Bravo Vince.
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Nope, every month's gonna be NNN from now on.
That's even worse, they'd start to build up and start moving around in your balls.
They gonna eat all the micro plastics in your balls tho
Well at least that's something good
Until your kid comes out with a CocaCola logo on its forehead
He'll be born with tourette syndrome randomly shouting slogans
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You mean to say my little swimmers down there playing with legos before I even let them loose?
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kill me now
No, the sperm will eventually travel up your spine and suck all the bone marrow, then you'll die
Later
*closes the fridge door to tend to heavy again*
That's it! Take this man to the penis explosion room!
I could have lived my whole life without that thought but you just had to ruin it
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But thatās where the pee is stored!
They swim around in the pee
You didn't need to say that
Some one please twist his nuts counter clock wise
Shutupshutupshutupshutup
If you put your cheek up to it you can feel them kick :D
Please never TALK again ššššš
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If god existed and was truly against masturbation, this is how he'd have built us.
Wait.. are your guys' sperm smaller?
The ones with eyes are usually smaller.
Iām sorry. Yalls donāt have limbs?
What? Yours don't go to school?
Wait... do you guys have sperm?
Wait... y'all guys?
Y'all are living organisms? :0
Y'all are made of matter? 0_0
Y'all are concepts?
yāall exist?
Yāall can be comprehended?
Y'all can be theorised?
Y'all can conceptually exist?
Y'all?
All?
?
.
Finally someone normal like me
Only when it shrinks when cold
I miss the person I was 5 seconds ago :(
Gives a new perspective to swallowing š«£ feeling that thing jiggling about in your tummy
You could feed the hungry with this. Cooked ofc
You don't know for sure that it needs cooking.
surely it doesnāt, itāll lose all of its nutrients
Bruh, itās ok. Just eat lots of pineapple
don't look up the weird sperm pokemon incinerator showerthought then.
I'm sorry, the *what*??
Someone posted a showerthought on "What if you ejaculated a giant semen monster instead of a buncha tiny ones"(paraphrased it's been many years lol) and it devolved into a whole argument that were many walls of text long about the intricacies of how the monsters would be based off the person's genes and how there would be an incinerator in every home to finish into and how people would use them to replace chickens in cock fights.
Imagine gf choking and dying to this thing
You see its tail wiggling out of her mouth.
Now imagine it swimming in her tummy before the acid completely digest it
Now imagine shutting the fuck up
she would need fork and knife to eat this shit ššš
Isn't this the plot of the movie "Slither"?
Well I know what Iām watching tonight
I mean it's got Nathan Fillion, it's one of my favorite favorite horror / humor movies.
Who even thinks about shit like this
We all did, just now
Wet dream and you wake up with this snuggled in your arms
Officer this comment right here
Make me blindĀ
Make me see more
Attacks you like a face hugger.
hmm self impregnation
GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Itās purring like a cat
Weirdest and most fascinating comment Iāve read all week. Thank you, I guess?
I think Iām gonna pass out
Imagine having to stomp that shit and clean its dead carcass off the floor every time you jerked off.
Alternatively youāve got a free fish
Writing that ought to be a crime.
Hey if your partner can swallow then so can you.
Make sure to add the MSG. Bitches love MSG
Imagine all the dried up dead ones under beds
it would cost you NOTHING to not say that
I'd probably changed my name to Kaitlin, before Caitlin
If it was like this I would get my prostate removed.
Why the prostate? Get the testicles removed, your prostate can still make you feel good.
Itās better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum š
Itās all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits š
what a terrible day to be literate
trumpkanyewellthatwasquitesomething.wav
I don't have to spend money to buy fishes for my aquarium then.
Semenarium
I would imagine that would be very efficient at eating the egg to grow into a baby.
ā¹ļø what have I set my eyes upon
You would be so fucking traumatised at age 12
> 3am >Can't sleep >Opens reddit >Sees this >Now i will think about this and my brain will start imagining the most disgusting escenarios possible all night Yea
Glad I could implant something in your memories
You can implant something else in me tonight ;3
W rizz
I have a great imagination but sometimes i stumble upon something that makes me want to brainwash myself
I have never envied blind people so much.
There would definitely be a lot less masturbating And a group of people would probably keep them as pets like fish
Stop it Satan... Im scared
Never cook again
Imagine edging,you have that thing half poking out.of your peen and its tail squirming around inside ur urethra and balls š¤Ŗ
I hope your penis and testicles are removed for that vile literature you forced upon the world
Yo imagine if you castrate someone and a bunch of those mega sperm plop out of the ballsack like a containment breach
Mod, execute this man
And lose the chance to grangle on my giga sperm?
Imagine if the giga sperm pops out of your peen after you die and grows limbs and other body parts and you get a newborn after a duration of 9 months which is your child. It would be poetic as it symbolises caterpillar turning into a butterfly. Bravo Vince.
Imagine getting head and then ejaculating this thing into your gfās mouth and she feels it wiggling in her mouth as she swallows it down.
Error 404 gf not found
What if it's your lucky day and there's 2 of them
One of them going up my pooper
TWINS
Imagine being a woman and getting nutted in. You can feel it wiggling around inside you like a worm in dirt.
ā¹ļø I simply would perish inside
wdym? I'm a woman and this is normal.
Imagine if there are around a dozen of them swimming in your sack at all times ready to be ejected.
We would be weighing these bitches like fish! Comparing and insulting each other.
On the bright side we would all have 20 cm dongs as wide as a coke can
No, that's how big it gets when you ejaculate. š
So it's magically the same size when it's in the balls with pee?
Male masturbation drops to 0
Koreans would probably eat it
well if its safe for ur mom its safe for koreans
This sperm absorbs the egg
Being a vet would suck
Some thoughts should stay in your head. Hope this helps āļø
Okay, but what the fuck is that?
Why is it always the last post of the night?
The same reason your keys are in the last place you look: you stop looking after that.
Iām never eating elbow Marconi with butter again
What a terrible day to have eyes.
And it screeched when you killed it
Toilet. Flush. Salute. Fare thee well!
If this was real the horror women would go through for a child is gonna be crazy
This guy should have his speaking privileges revoked
"Stop it, get some help"
:|
If that was the case, would there be no twins, triplets, etc?
That's actually a good question,but the answer is obvious,there will be only identical twins in that case.
For there to be twins, the sperm would have to violently tear itself apart. That's a rare occasion of corse.
Spworm
I just watched that Smartypants
You can already do this, just charge up
I bet it would be delicacy in china
Giant Sperm
Thanks for clarifying
Thats the "plot" of an XRA episode. Squatopia
This has been discussed extensively (look up on YouTube, "i have not laughed this hard for a very long time", can't post the link unfortunately)
Saw that video just the other day, p sure whoever made this meme just stole the joke from that
Poor man's pasta
I'd make an army of these disgusting cunts
Buckshot.
you could make a business out of these things
Don't elaborate
Elaborate?
Jesus I don't think masturbating will ever be the same
Please for the love of god, why do people in this reply section write all of this, theyāre actually sick
Iād put it in my ass to feel it moveā¦
What a terrible day to have eyes.
The spworm!
Imagine cumming inside someone, and they would feel how sperm squirming in them
Imagine youāre trying to get pregnant and it falls out so you have to catch it and put it back in
That's what women do with dicks usually
I think if this was true Iād literally just have a heart attack and Iām not even a guy.
What a terrible day to have eyes
What a terrible day to have eyes
Thatās like a mini dickā¦coming out of your dickā¦. Needling anybody?
Woke up in the morning I got murder on my mind.
What a bad day to have eyes
:(
It is too early in the morning for me to see this.
Nah, I'd keep mine in a fish tank and raise them...
When you add Defender's Crest to Flukenest
What a terrible day to have eyes. What a terrible day to be literate.
i hate all of you
On the one hand, eww... On the other, you know it would be considered "normal" and there's no doubt in my mind it'd be fetishised to hell and back.
Omg I canāt. Hhahahhaha
Spworm: All Pulp, No Juice
Imagine receiving a facial from that thing, you would see how the penis inflates from the base little by little to the tip Looney tunes style
If I don't kill it what's gonna happen ? It's gonna magically grow?
QXrjZoyXpEE?si=bx4M9cvjeM5pULk1 Relevant, paste in youtube link because this sub doesn't like yt links but I can't not share the video
I always think about what if everytime you busted a nut it sounded like a balloon popping? š¤£šthink about how crazy that would be
"I just repopulated my pants"
How would this thing come out of the pee hole?
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