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Beginning_Orange

As it turned out, it's not ok.


Green-Concentrate-71

Yea I was hoping it wouldn’t just stop and be obedient. Who this woman think she is…


tapirus-indicus

Yea, cows are competitive. They won't be looking at another pair of milkers and think "I'll let you live"


No-Obligation7435

She would have evolved into Ultra Karen if it obeyed her...


teenageIbibioboy

White woman behavior


C1oaked_

She thought she was one of those princesses in Disney movies


SlaveHippie

Yep probably also thought the reason it was angry/charging around was bc everyone else was being mean to it, but she’s not mean she’s an enlightened being who does no harm. Everyone else is meanies, I’m the nice one, I’ll save you.


MammalToe69

Cows kill more ppl than sharks


whangdoodle13

And they taste better.


WhiteNite321

What do people taste?


Yazan_Albo

No difference imo


MiSsiLeR81

You tried a depressed one. Next time, try someone who has a nice and loving family.


Different-to-me

Especially the ones that have killed people?


FoldyHole

Yeah, but how often do cows and sharks meet?


englishpatrick2642

I love cow and shark meat!


AbsolemSaysWhat

Surf and turf


Dwarf_Killer

I choose the shark 💅


csfshrink

But how many sharks do cows kill?


foggin_estandards2

Fear the REAL killer...


XeoPlaysLOL

She thought she was Chris Pratt.


FireballEnjoyer445

i love Crisp Rat


rklab

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Showershitter3000

Well spoken good sir


Yeetus_McSendit

Indubitably


RaidensReturn

Nooooo hahaha


skippywytzki

Anyone else picture 20 bracelets, yards of gauzy fabric and dreadlocks flying through the air ?


Maggaronhellne

Average white woman in 2024:


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pronounrespecter

Good bot


seimeiiranai

"I can fix him" she said


thecheese14326

Move out the way bitch!


LeanCompiler

mooo out the way beyotch


Static_25

Missed the cut to a texan BBQ video


MaleficentBuffalo578

Women think everything wants to be gently talked to yo I swear it never fails 🤣


hamsterruizeISback

White woman


Steelacanth

A white woman’s Instagram


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bish-its-me-yoda

Why did i read it as Wghite Woohme-an


snackynorph

Because your eyes are broken


Zealus24

I feel weirdly happy seeing idiots who think all animals are just friendly little teddy bears get bodied by said animals.


No-Lemon8854

Vegans realising animals don’t give a shit


LeanCompiler

once in a lifetime lesson


MimeOfDepression

Cow: BEEP BEEP OUTTA MY WAY!!!


LeanCompiler

THIS IS QUADRUPEDAL LANEE


MadgoonOfficial

I bet she’d still pick the bear


LeanCompiler

in her defense, the bear wouldn't have done this 😞


MadgoonOfficial

/s?


TheBiggerDaddy

Shes definitely not a disney princess


rum-and-roses

She was mooderd


Crimblorh4h4w33

She chose the cow but the cow didn't choose her💀


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Proud_Wallaby

That was just a cow as well. Imagine if it was a bear.


LeanCompiler

women did choose bear 😞


Natural_Sea6516

The caucasity of the hand made accept everything about this vid


hollowpoint257

It's just the naivete, I am a very white guy in a ranching town and I would be out the damn way the second I saw a cow coming that close that fast


mishal153_1

Good try


MentalRise8703

As someone from a Cow filled country, I would never even do what this lady is doing. Cows maybe cute but they pack a lot of punch and they are well aware and always ready to use it.


[deleted]

Fire up the barbe


MrFels

Arthur Morgan be like:


ic3m4n56

That's the kind of person that will comment "if you're cold they're cold" at any video showing animals being outdoors.


dreadperson

Directed by Guy Moon


randomname_99223

I would like to specify that cows weigh more than you, and because of the laws of physics if a cow charges you it WILL annihilate your bones. Also these people that think cows are all cute and harmless forget that cows and bulls are the same species.


Sea_Boysenberry_3436

She really thought she was Owen Grady


TheMemeHungryLad

Failed How To Train Your Dragon moment. She thought she was hiccup


samthekitnix

i am from the city and even i know if a cow is RUNNING do NOT get in front of it unless you know what your doing, if you know what you're doing you're not standing in front of it.


ISuckAtEverything374

Sounded like the glass breaking sound effect fr


BrainyOrange96

cw


Smeefperson

You forgot the "o" cow


BrainyOrange96

that was kind of… the joke?


Smeefperson

I don't get it


BrainyOrange96

idk it was just “cow” but intentionally misspelled