That one fat zombie in every zombie game that explodes when it dies

Yes but this one explodes in C.U.M

The notorious C.U.M

The Delicious C.U.M I’m sorry I really an

Delicious

Not furry cum! That shit tastes like a dog’s penis… blech!

H-how d-do u know that?

he has tasted the semen of a dog

And the cum of a furry

So creative! Ill have to implement that in my next generic zombie survival game

Boomer

yes

That’s a fat fucken furry

Thx I wasn’t sure

Hey I’m glad I could be of assistance lol

It's a creature born from the fiery pits of Deviantart.

Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?

As someone who uses deviant art and is a furry, yes.

As someone who had DeviantArt and not a furry, yes also

same

The Mcflurry furry

Mcfurry

Man I hate to break it to you, but that could very well be inflation, not fatness

WATCH OUT THATS A BOOMER

Oohhh man that's sounds like Boomer!

You hear that, that's a boomer.

Oh no a boomer

“Boomer sneakin around”

"I hear one of them explodin guys!" -Ellis

[Boomer groans]

It slimed on me, god damn it

THERES GREEEN SHIT ON ME

"Hey football man! Is this a relative of yours?" -Nick

ITS EXPLODING GUY

Happy cake day, hope everyone have a wonderful day

there's a boomer around here

Get the shotgun

Bullets won't work jon.

The shotgun isn't for him Bill.

Let’s take out the book box and bible bat

Its dangerous to go without holy water. Prepare yourself with a bible, holy water and a cross

Hit it with a hammer then

We need the bonk hammer

Nay,this requires the Holy Hand Grenade !

You mean the C.U.M grenade

Yes, offcours the holy hand grenade of antioch!

BROTHER, GET THE FLAMER THE HEAVY FLAMER -

Hey doom slayer I think you missed a demon. The worst one of all.

*The longer the fat fuck is on earth* *The fatter it will become*

omg they made discord mods into a real thing

POV: you just said being Obese is unhealthy on Twitter

Run up the stairs, they’ll be unable to climb them

Oh Shit HES ON THE ESCALATOR

Just get jachlat to run up the escalator he'll brake it like that one video

Feed the people who say obese is healthy till they die the no more people saying obese is heathy

Stab his gut and watch him fling and fly around like in those cartoons

Oi, yer bleedin' gravy, fatso!

Nikocado avocado became furry

John xina

Yes, i am

WHY, JUST WHY?

chonk

Tbh that's a good way to hide a dead body

Eat a salad

YOU FAT BALD BASTARD YOU PIECE OF SUBHUMAN TRASH

2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO

Executioner Smough if he was cringe

Beware fatty

Now that's a chonker

discord furry

My 700 pound furry

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*dark souls music*

So is he actually fat as fuck or is that part of the suit?

Yes

My guess is that its part of the suit as a vore thing

Probably an inflation fetish suit.

Both

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...

"Moar pizza"

twos guys filimg were never herd from agian

Looks like napalm won’t be enough now

Do you underestimate how much better napalm works for hair?

It'll melt the fat and make this place stink

Why do i hear one winged-angel?

>So step inside >See the devil in I

Don't ruin that song for me

That fur suit is full of loads

run

What music?

Hecking chonker

Today I thank god for making my town a furry free zone.

Is that...MR. BOOMBASTIC!?!?

Do not disgrace Mr. Boombastic's name ever again. Or I will plant a boombastic device in your mailbox.

It wasn't my intention, I'm so sorry!

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What do you mean

A history lesson is in order.

Me getting back from the vore meet-up

*meat-up

Average hockey game

So nikocado avocado became a furry

Yes but worse now

It would be funny if the person inside the suit is actually obese

Hey hey hey, it’s Faaaaaat Albert

It's amazing what the human body can do

It's amazing what household chemicals can do when put in an enclosed space.

Yeah I personally prefer to mix bleach with ammonia 🤤

Sad thing is I personally know this furry ... And yeah I don't associate with them...

Im a furry rule34 included and that is accurate for modt furries

What music is this?

chuck e cheese has mega evolved into mega chuck e cheese

Hanz, hol den falmmenweffer

That is truly terrifying

holy fuck. I'm not here the shame buuut, jesus christ how do you get this fast and still fit in that suit

Quick his probably "DrEaM SeXuAl" throw random green objects at him

I can hear the boomer piano que

I’m a furry but GOOD GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

No you Floppa 🤨

It descends down the escalator just like how it descends from heaven to hell

Next time eat a salad

Anything but pizza

fat fuck

And I thought they couldn’t get any worse I was wrong HANS GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!

Someone call a space marine

Casual Avs fan

Dear god what is that monstrosity?

I didn’t know that a human would need a suit of that size

I’m a furry. No clue who this guy is, but even I’D be running and hiding if I saw him. Gainers and people trying to normalize being obese are almost as bad as the zoophiles in the fandom.

Didn't know Satan was american

Ok, this fursuit every where I scroll, I glad.😁 He looks cute.😍

Ok I’m all for indulging in your interests as long as it’s not hurting someone, but this is kinda weird, I’m not ordering you to not do this, but asking you to please keep this to yourself.

As a furry I agree.

Ok?🤨

let me translate that to real words: you're fucking nasty man keep this shit to yourself

I didn’t really mean it like that, I just want him to find a place that he can be with people with similar interests, and be able to talk about stuff like this in a way he wants to.

he should've known better that THIS place of all communities is definitely not the one to talk about those things

Agreed.

Guys.... the account is a week old, its a troll

hopefully it is

I’m just saying to keep this where it would be better received.

I honestly don't understand why of all things, people have decided that furries are where we as a society draw the line....

Please elaborate, my brain isn’t working, so I’m having a bit of trouble understanding, is it that people say that furries are the bottom line of our society, or is it people say that furries are below our society?

🌈

Furries are fine, hell, even some fursuiters are fine. But if people deadass go outside looking like this, they deserve to be put on a cross and burned for their sins

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Thog dont caare

I thought it was a Penguin

MEGACHONKER

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Pray to God you have Tier 3 Pack-A-Punch...

it looks possessed

holy shit thats king koopa

WELP... it's time *cocks gun* get the crusaders.

Why is he so round? Like how the fuck?

furrycado avacado

I need guns. Lots of guns.

SHOOT IT

Look kids! A joke!

I've never been more dissapointed at hummanity before

The McFlurry Furry

I don't like the symbolism of him having pizza on his head.

Oh God no * boss music start *

Holy shit guys it’s nick avocado

*deep chanting begins as a screen-length health bar pops up* Fluffy the Dark One of the East Valley

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lookin like a double wide surprise, Gawd dayum *sniffs*

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"Next time eat a salad"

Imagine the smell when that suit comes off