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YourAverageMemeRater

"I did it for the funnies" \-That guy (this is his serious response,not a joke)


djepoxy

Is there a source ? I am really wanting to learn is that real.


AdventurousExternal9

You dont


Ebwtrtw

We are like children, we are warned not to do some. Eventually the curiosity gets the best of us and we HAVE to do it. At the end we’re left with the image of an anus filled with broken glass..or so I’ve been told, I ain’t watching that shit!


testedbeast551

You know one day this will make history and schools will teach kids about what this man had done


Ebwtrtw

Will that same lesson include, Goatse, Tub Girl, and Lemon Party?


DayDrinkingDiva

Search for pain Olympics. It's a brutal video


Nuggzulla

Yea Def don't do that. It will stick with yah in a way u likely won't enjoy


-_-Merlin-_-

well, *something* definetly got stuck in the dude making the video in a way that he most likely didn't enjoy.


Commielolii

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


m0nstr5oul

What happens?


Deadlymonkey

The jar gets smuggled south of the border, but breaks due to the pressure


m0nstr5oul

Oh. Oh god


Sidius303

How much of the jar are we talking here?


shents1478

You see blood pouring out on the floor after it shatters with small pieces of glass in the pool on the floor. I saw that nearly 15 years ago and the image is still burned in my head.


[deleted]

the whole thing im pretty sure. I remember watching that shit on the fucking school bus on the way home lmao


Knee_and_Toe_Thief

Isn’t that fake?


Silvsilvchan

guys GUYS the video of guys cutting their dicks off is fake the video of a guy sticking a jar up his ass and it breaking is real


AlternateWitness

Thanks for the explanation, my curiosity is satisfied. Although that made me physically cringe, I know that at least I will not be permanently traumatized.


Weary-Inspection-708

jesus, and i thought the video was adressing the mlp cum jar lmao


DayDrinkingDiva

Just assume it's fake and never watch it Edit Ogrish.com had a ton of very graphic videos Pole up the butt of a thief. Man is impaled - asshole to neck Pole is set in the ground. Man is left to die from the injury. People around the world do bad stuff


Dmacjames

Nothing was fake back in 2008.


bodega_cat_

*—Abraham Lincoln*


Oppopity

The final contestants video was fake but not the compilation video.


[deleted]

Yea just search one man one jar and you find it


[deleted]

Never forget the sound of broken glass shards falling out of a anus.


UslashMKIV

What in the Kentucky fried FUCK did I just read


[deleted]

Watch the video with headphones on and you will understand the sound of broken glass falling out a anus. There are no words to describe the sound apart from punching jello with extra crunchy pops.


UslashMKIV

Good lord, are you telling me there is a video where a guy tries to put the jar….. and it….. breaks………… up there


[deleted]

Yeah. One of the worst videos ever. (Possibly)


eve_of_distraction

>One of the worst videos ever. Unfortunately it gets far, far worse. The abyss is a deep abyss. 😞


[deleted]

Yes indeed my friend it does get deep and dark.


Strythe_Horde

And bloody.


verciel_

For example?


eve_of_distraction

Nothing I've watched, but videos of animals and humans being tortured to death come to mind, for example.


nevergonnagiveyouup4

Funkytown


TheThingsICanChange

I don't have the balls to watch it


pickstar97a

He doesn’t try he succeeds. The jar breaks pretty far up in there. He’s also succeeded before. And continued to succeed after the accident. He’s probably shoving a jar up his ass rn. He also has a wife and kids.


porkchop_theman

I've never seen the video I've only heard about it but it scares me that someone's gonna trick me into watching it lol


Dupe15

lemme tell you, it's more about how old you are when you watch it more than anything else that makes it gruesome as fuck


SepticMonke

NEVER watch it. if you’re really that curious and must know, here’s a description: >!guy shoves glass jar up his ass, glass cracks, he gets shards of glass in his butt!<


macedonianmoper

Holy shit really? I was thinking of looking it up just to see how he managed it, out of curiosity, thank fucking God I didn't


k_chaney_9

The most disturbing part was ~~him calmly removing the shards while blood trickled down.~~


EndVry

He stated in an interview that he stayed calm and quiet because his wife and kids were in the other room. After getting as much of the glass out as he could he filled his anus with cotton balls and went to work. He still posts anus stretching videos regularly online.


Guardian983

How the Fuck does one go to work with glass in his ass


[deleted]

Very, very carefully


EndVry

With an awkward gait.


flockitup

Good morning, How’s it going today Bill? You wouldn’t believe it if I told you….. I’ll be standing for the meeting today.


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EndVry

I can't believe his wife never found out that he's into gaping.


pants1000

Okay I want to see this interview


Howkeek

I thought that the video was the guy shitting in the jar, but apparently I'm wrong and its even worse than i thought


ThatOneKid1203

I wanna see this now


6-InchDefeater

I would suggest you to control your curiosity and never see this video


[deleted]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED


16_bitboi

The bad ending


SCP-Agent-Arad

The worst timeline


remedialchaostheory6

I MUST watch it then ?


[deleted]

Really shouldn’t


xworkoutxfiendx

Wait.....theres a good ending???


Vietcong777

The good ending are just don't watch it and go touch grass outside


[deleted]

wat happened I dont wanna watch it please bro


Monke_with_tophat

Man inserts jar into own anus while it proceeds to shatter in man’s ass


[deleted]

sheesh


blkmmb

Ok, that's the pg-13 version. He then proceeded to try to remove the glass shards from his ass without making a sound, other than broken glass inside him. So basically a blood and glass filled psychopath.


ghatos_france

I think he shat in the jar? I'm just guessing, I don't want to see this either.


Asaenlon

Uh no, nothing went into the jar. The jar went into something..


tackleho

Then that calm desperation of trying to fish it out. Oh yes. I have stared into the sun and have blinded what little was left of my innocence. You know the portion. The one that you cling too. Maybe try and breath a waft of some vague and distant elated childhood memory into. Now there is only adulterated adult miasma. And "that video" is the dark muse.


WhoTheHell_

dude shoved the jar up his ass & it shattered inside


ghatos_france

ZAMN! 😍 (jk what the fuck)


WhoTheHell_

honestly it's not the vid itself, it's the age at which most discover it


Kilo2716

He didn’t even react when it shattered he just calmly picked it up as his asshole was gushing out blood


Toasty_Mostly

Fuck.. Yeah, curiosity never made me want to see it in middle school. I'm in my 20s and still have no desire to watch it.


[deleted]

cursed


macedonianmoper

Holy shit that was the joke? I thought it was the start of the "cum in jar" meme, I know it came from 4chan but I forgot the timeline


WhoTheHell_

"joke" what the fuck would you consider unfunny?


some-R6-siege-fan

Amy schumer


SwagDragon76

Jar into ass. Shards and blood everywhere


apworker37

And fishing fingers..


Lasagnor

Well, It is related to his ass....


CataclystCloud

Oh no, it is much worse than that


kronikal64

He put the jar up his ass it broke and started bleading


dikkon

yes. you should have listened. now you are cursed to forever warn others, and be ridiculed. 4ever watch them as the a little bit of their soul dies, as their eyes glaze and join your side, themselves cursed to forever warn others, and be ridiculed, and forced to see as others loose a little bit of their soul. it will happen again, and again, and again, and again, and again...


ThatboyQsus

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why why why why god why didn't i listen


ThatOneKid1203

I have probs seen worse lol


6-InchDefeater

Well, its called "One man and One Jar"


Maximum-Fridge

its so hot


6-InchDefeater

Uhhh..


Moyai_Guy

Uhhh..


rayyan9087

🗿


Maximum-Fridge

>🗿 🗿


Liam_Stromberg

🗿


Disaster_Different

Blue waffle.


Shadowderper

What does he do? What happens?


Sharpshooter188

If its the vid Im thinking of....a man slide a glass jar into his asshole. The power of his sphincter is strong. Crushes the glass and so he ends up with a shit ton of broken glass in his ass.


[deleted]

That’s incredible!


[deleted]

I'm scared of you please stay away from me


Joseph_Stalin_5527

NO CAPTAIN


[deleted]

He's got a glass ass


Disaster_Different

I swear the guy shat out his organs...


[deleted]

relatable


TomatilloSimple2451

🎶 glass in your ass, glass In your ass! Don’t try to pass gas, because you’ve got glass in your ass! 🎶


[deleted]

You should mark this as spoiler


The-DRB

I think he takes a massive shit


The-DRB

Nvm he shoves it up his ass and crushes it


Psychological-Disk-9

Oh thot it was that cum jar


hso0oow

The guy didn't even go see a doctor and still survived lol.


offu

He lived?! I suppose that’s a relief, I’ve thought he had died for years now!


[deleted]

No, you haven’t


orgasmic_protoplasm

Funkytown is worse


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[deleted]

Yup! I'm never gonna watch this, thanks for the warnings :)


Potential_Ad_1502

Why do cartels do that and why are they allowed too? Just nuke them or somsbinftidk I'm drunk.


[deleted]

holy shit bro


Cold__Spaghetti

Good god... that made me curious but I'm too scared to watch that shit


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Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I will take heed of your warning


Alternative_Ad7856

You can find it by googling 1 man 1 jar.


SepticMonke

don’t. seriously.


ItsJoe096

NO, JAR GO BOOM IN ASSHOLE


ThatOneKid1203

I regret my descision


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s33s33

I can hear it now…fuck


Maximum-Fridge

pltchk


rayyan9087

"Hey man can I borrow one of your jars ?" "Sure bro" 3 minutes later *pltchk* "Srsly bro again?" "Sorry man" "Bro you've pltchk'd 5 of my jars. Please stop"


Dejuure

Top 5 protagonist entrances


Tsnappy

Who are the other 4??


Ramen211

Uhhhhhhhhh


ComfortablyAria

Funny how this guy actually has a family


Snoo-4249

Wife and kids?


Zagraut

They were in the next room when he did this, if i remember. He did not make much noise from the pain in the video because of that.


Snoo-4249

Damn and I'm afraid to talk with girls because I think I'm weird...


Zagraut

Don’t worry, this is reddit. No one knows how to talk to girls here, so your not alone. But seriously, rip.


PEtroollo11

noone knows how to talk to anyone here


[deleted]

>rip. That's what happened to his ass


hokeypokeyloki

I was always amazed at the complete silence of him while pulling shards of glass out of his ass. That would explain why. Still though…


itsmeyourgrandfather

If he was born in another time he would have been a legendary warrior no doubt


Dark_Wolf04

My curiosity got to me. My eyes want unsee juice, but at the same time, I’m hard


SepticMonke

bonk


[deleted]

What's the video called


Dark_Wolf04

Just search up one guy one jar. I wouldn’t recommend it to you if you have virgin eyes. You have been warned


Pure-Pollution5775

Fuck I can still hear the crunch noises


kiwibear_

I’ve never been so happy for a video to be cut short


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


RedDeadRevenge

this is funny but isnt POV


[deleted]

ikr, fucking hell no one even understands what POV means anymore


rayyan9087

Its pov if you bend you head backwards all the way then twist your head up to look at the back of your own legs


Drazhi

Why did I even click this comment section, I found myself on a gore website and see a police officer (allegedly) being beheaded and his son (allegedly) being flayed alive and his heart cut out of his chest. Why god why


SepticMonke

i fell down that rabbit hole thanks to morbid curiosity🤠


6-InchDefeater

Sorry my man...i have seen worse things than that and trust me never follow your curiosity for this kinda things


ExtremelySaltyPlayer

I've not watched the video, but my curiosity is growing out of hand. Just tell me one thing, is there blood involved?


6-InchDefeater

Yes.....alot


ExtremelySaltyPlayer

Too late... How do I unwatch it?


6-InchDefeater

That's the best part..You can't unsee it


wellmylifeisshit

Yeah its a pain in the ass


Fuzzy_Engineering873

Kosovo 1985


CiNeMoD13

You are a different kind of evil to bring this up


Au_vel

i don't get it


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Au_vel

is this a porn thing?


RUNEBURSTZ

No it's about a guy putting a jar into his ass and breaking it and removing the shattered jar out of his ass only with his hands


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Oh. So a porn thing.


RUNEBURSTZ

It's a pain to say just like my ass after watching it


Ranto101

It´s a painj in the ass


Snoo-4104

1 man 1 jar


D13F13D

Heh. This video is... A PAIN IN THE ASS


littletimmydied

No no no please no


SepticMonke

that’s what he said


NuggetTheKing09

I’m so glad that I both know the context and am unfamiliar with the video.


whereismy-son

This is strangely nostalgic for me


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Honest_Branch_889

Oh no


Foam84

I don't get it


Beginning-Tea-17

Infamous cursed video of a jar breaking in a guys butt.


Foam84

What


Maximum-Fridge

its hot look it up


Foam84

No no I don't think I will


Maximum-Fridge

just thinking about it bro boutta fail november


RonnieM07

🤨📸 4k


Maximum-Fridge

almost


thebalmang

Ah the not so good 'ol days of LiveLeaks


PhysicDragon

Wait didn’t he die from his injuries?


Quitthesht

No, he still puts jars up there to this day (*except he stresses that he fills them with water first so they don't shatter as easily*)


Spueg

What the fuck. Dude has a titanium rectum to survive all the glass. Doesnt he get injuries and start bleeding?


SepticMonke

nope. he even made a “fuck you” video where he filled it water (like he usually did) and shoved it up his ass.


Confused_SJC

Is it bad I don’t know what it is


enzo2006-based

1 Guy 1 Cup, also known as "1 Guy 1 Jar," is a shock site featuring a video of a nude Russian man who sits on a glass jar which enters his rectum and breaks inside of him


usshamma123

No… trust me it’s very very good that you don’t. I wish I were you


TrevorFuckinLawrence

*McGuire's Irish Pub has entered the chat*


ResultCute5756

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!


Cha-Cha_real_smooth

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY YAAAAAAAAY


Purple-Character278

When he tries to remove some of the glass himself 😳


DeliveryWorldly7363

I saw the sequel too... The guy declared it took him months to heal, he also didn't go to the hospital because he was too embarassed. Anyway the second attempt was successful and with no incidents.


WhyDidIDoThatLmao

Second attempt?!? 💀💀💀


WildChyld420

Did he live? So awful! *shudder*


redbeaver88

I genuinely twisted my ankle running away from the horror of that video.


Alternative-Stop7426

Back before all the censorship


deshbhakt14

What is the meaning?